NewStats: 3,262,013 , 8,175,875 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 02:38 PM 6m633s

Seunpapa65:

The drugs will still find it way to the street man all this fight nah cause no be the main big shot import am

Make I rush go to NDLEA office and place my order to book down some of this new market when just land.

God bless Canada! God bless Canada Camel Toe! God bless NDLEA.

GloriousGbola:
finally a banged up abroad nigeria episode

but as a naija matter, she will get off lightly if she has money to drop

The culprit might be able to work out a deal whereby NDLEA officers will be permitted to partake of her camel toe in exchange for a lighter sentence or even an arranged escape from custody after her Congo has been shined to the complete satisfaction of all investigating officers.

Somebody must have advised this woman to highlight her camel toe in her mode of dress, to distract Nigerian customs officers from noticing that both her suitcases were packed full of tasty cannabis buds from Canada.

Unfortunately, the customs officers still arrested her for drug smuggling despite enjoying the sight of her displayed camel toe. On a serious note, it is high time Nigeria consigns all those colonial-era cannabis prohibition laws to the dustbin of history so that Nigeria can reap billions of dollars growing and exporting medical marijuana products

Texas has seen more than its fair share of UFO incidents, and this video clip dramatizes the surreal events that occurred one dark night out on a lonely highway in Texas.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-72CS8zwfXE

Imagine being free to grow one's crop of connoisseur-grade cannabis in the comfort of one's garden, as is done in many parts of Africa where colonial-era cannabis prohibition has been consigned to the dustbin of history.

Cairoboy:
That's none of my business, people are complaining of hunger and he's there complaining about iPhone 16. Different people with different palava.

Na so. Very soon we should expect bogus lamentations from private jet owners that they are dissatisfied with the upholstery color of the jet cabin seats.

Augustine2244:
Despite the military regime taking over power in Mali, Burkina Faso, the two countries have more than half of their territories outside government control, meaning these areas are controlled by insurgent groups.
And these groups are increasingly waxing stronger, exerting tremendous pressure on the military regimes .
That's what will soon happen to Northern Nigeria with the kind of government we have currently.

The nightmare scenario you allude to is already unfolding in Northern Nigeria.

Dude101:

I am required to purchase the air ticket? I am ready to go to battle without training. Just provide a genuine link

Provided that you are determined enough to lose your life or a few body parts in a war far from your home nation, I am certain you will find a way to accomplish that objective without my help, especially since I have no help to offer.

Dude101:
How can I be recruited into the Russian army as mercenary.?

Ghanaian recruiters working on behalf of Putin are tricking Ghanaian men into accepting a visa to visit Russia as "farm workers", and "security guards", only to find out that all of them are shipped off to the battle front after 3 days of basic training. Those men are dying like flies at the war front.

You sound very excited to partake in such a suicide mission, so my advice is that you relocate to Ghana and make your inquiries there, bearing in mind that you will be required to fund your airfare for that one-way, no-return voyage to Russia, where Putin will be delighted to send black men to certain death at the hands of highly trained Ukrainian forces. Enjoy the experience while it lasts, and be sure to tenure a good lawyer to formalize your will before you depart.

This is one of the most harrowing images of drone warfare ever posted online. A Ukrainian drone rigged up to drop MULTIPLE grenades with surgical precision moves in for the kill when a group of Russian soldiers are spotted lurking in a forested area.

In this startling footage from the Ukraine war front, a drone uses its dropped grenades to herd Russian troops like so many heads of cattle on the ground, until the soldiers are all bunched up together and ready for the drone to apply the coup-de-gras on several such gatherings of Russian invaders.

One of the Russian soldiers takes a direct grenade hit, which ignites the ammunition carried in his backpack, spontaneously cooking off the ammo and thereby setting the hapless trooper aflame in spectacular fashion, all of which was recorded in crisp 4K video by the attacking drone loitering above with deadly intent.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9XWOX0DwWs

Even a strong swimmer would soon sink if attempting to cross a raging river while carrying a rifle, lots of heavy ammunition, food, narcotics, and other supplies intended for a relaxing afternoon of pillage and plunder.

Hopefully, there were enough crocodiles in that river to eat every one of those terrorists before they died of drowning since they would only qualify for a 72-virgin consignment if they die a VIOLENT death.

Drowning is regrettable but is not a NOT violent enough demise to entitle drowning victims to any allocation of 72 virgins. Being eaten alive by a monstrous 2-ton Nile Crocodile, on the other hand, is a VERY violent way to die, meaning that croc victims are GUARANTEED first-pick selection rights from the available virgins in paradise, whereas drowning victims simply rot in the graves like so many culled feral dogs.

More ruminations when the rooster crows at the break of day, with apologies to Bob Dylan.

MatrixReloaded:
If he is truly 80 years, there are exception for cannabis retrieved from local jurisdiction. He would get a plea order from the magistrate and even though he might engage in such act there will be liene mercy on his case.
This isn't a murder or rape case. Fine will be achieved if he pleads guilty.

This man's plight invokes pity. He is in the twilight years of his journey on Earth and he found out that he can make ends meet by farming to produce medical marijuana for sale to a few close friends who, impressed with the quality of the high that was achievable by vaporizing this Baba's fabled genetic stain of potent Ondo State Meditation Medication, requested for a larger consignment to appease cannabis fans clamoring in faraway London, New York, and Amsterdam.

The rest, as they say, is history. Baba failed to pay the required state tax on his harvest, and as a result he now finds himself languishing "behind the counter" where he is "making useful statements" to the police who are "leaving no stone unturned" in the pursuit of justice or it's cash equivalent.

All in favor of Baba Moukaila's IMMEDIATE release with full governor's apology, shout AYE !

Emmani360:


I was in Maiduguri just this year and it was as if things have become worse from the last time I was there in 2018. The suffering and neglect those almajiri children are ing through is enough reason for them to have no human sympathy the moment they turn to a life of crime.
I once saw one lying on the ground and I thought he had died because flies were entering and coming out of his mouth and nose, his body was not showing any sign that he was breathing and I had to rush and get the attention of my brother-in-law because I don't know how to speak Hausa, and I didn't want to touch him before I go from being just a concerned erby to being accused of something. My brother-in-law came and called him, lo and behold this boy just stood up on his own and walked away. The whole day I was just wondering to myself, "at what point does someone become so much like an animal that he is no longer bothered by flies entering his mouth and nose while he sleeps".

As long as there are a multitude of people out there, subjected to live like animals, there will always be so many of them will accept to do anything no matter how heinous so they can live better.

It is so freaking scary to contemplate that the next generation of kidnap gang torturers are ALREADY prowling the streets of Northern Nigerian towns like hungry packs of wild dogs with plastic bowls in hand begging for food and facing the hostility of irritated motorists daily.

It is no wonder therefore that those same perennially humiliated illiterate beggar children who suffered so much degradation from motorists would mature into violence-steeped young hooligans who are simply incapable of feeling empathy for ANY other human being, particularly if the randomly selected victims to suffer their acts of sadistic cruelty just happen to be motorists, their hitherto "stingy" tormentors on whom the tables do tragically turn sometimes owing to an ugly and irreversible twist of fate.

Nightmares don't get more terrifying than a recently circulated video on WhatsApp showing a turban-disguised Islamic terrorist methodically breaking every bone in the arms of a tied-up and screaming victim with a slow but steady cadence of precisely aimed bone-shattering strikes inflicted by the narrow but tapered four-foot-long club typically wielded by cattle herdsmen.

The animalistic screams and desperate pleas for mercy uttered by that middle-aged Igbo man whose only offense was traveling along a federal highway in Nigeria's Bauchi State will haunt me for a very long time. That horrifying incident drove home at a deeply subconscious level, the mortal danger posed to the motoring public by kidnappers in contemporary Nigeria EVEN AFTER the demanded ransoms might have been paid.

The illiteracy pandemic of Northern Nigeria has morphed before our disbelieving eyes, into a full-blown failed-state scenario, replete with roving gangs of genocidal modern-day slave traders whose wild-eyed foot soldiers once begged for food in the dusty streets of Northern Nigeria, and are now ready to take their pound of flesh, literally.

MadPolitician:
If you have lived in the north in the 90s and early 2000s, you would have known that these things that are happening today, were inevitable. For whatever reason, the north intentionally criminalised education. You will get to the road and see dozens of small children in their thousands, clutching dirty bowels begging for food. Sometimes, they eat from dustbins, or food thrown away from restaurants. I mean dozens of kids with flies all over. Very dirty, very unkept, barwly dressed. I could not wrap my fat skull around it.

I mean, how do you allow your own child to eat from the same place with streets dogs? How do you not know that without any education and training, they're bound to be criminals and most importantly, how do you allow any religion or preacher to convince you that subjecting your own son to such beastial treatment is the surest path to heavens? I when Babangida Aliyu said that almajiri is their tradition and that no one should get involved. That was when they were fighting Jonathan. We are dealing with the consequences of that evil tradition, because all these terrorist groups recruit from the alamajiri hordes..

This observation about the hordes of illiterate beggar children who swarm cars arriving at petrol stations throughout Northern Nigeria has been true for decades. That denial of education to an entire populace lies at the very heart of the reason why Northern Nigeria's youth grow up to become angry young men who are such ready instruments in the hands of evil paymasters hiding behind religious doctrine to commit genocide.

Any observant person who frequents London's wealthiest neighborhoods will be taken aback to observe the lavish lifestyle of Hausa/Fulani relatives to Nigeria's ministers and political leaders all with their greedy paws lodged deep in the national treasury while feeding fat on her oil wealth. Yet back in the traditional homeland of those Hausa-speaking big spenders in London or Dubai, hunger-crazed Northern Nigerian young men mass murder cults to wreak catastrophic mayhem on the land, in exchange for food that they could never earn due to the illiteracy imposed upon them for several generations by their own "all-knowing and all-seeing" political leaders.

The seeds of Northern Nigeria's incrementally unfolding Armageddon were sown decades ago when government money best invested in free education, was instead stolen by political leaders to finance the purchase of choice real estate holdings in Mayfair, Essex, or Surrey, all to the profound detriment of their ancestral homeland's cheated and deprived population for generations to come. The hellscape that is Northern Nigeria today, has been DECADES in the making.

As an aficionado of YouTube videos delving into the mysteries of UFO phenomena, I can attest that this particular assemblage of first-hand UFO eyewitness testimony is unique in that all the witnesses who describe the minutiae of apparitions they saw are pilots who were on the flight deck of aircraft soaring high above Mother Earth, when they were confronted with the unimaginable.

Like police officers and military personnel, seasoned aviators develop the ability to describe in meticulous detail all their visual or perceptive observations, which lends unassailable authority and credibility to the astonishing recollections recounted by these aviators for posterity.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FbhDFPQeFo

Smartcitizen:


I've seen Abacha's children who were all over the place putting hands in everything when their father was the president and I also saw how they were later humbled after their father left office.

We know the beginning and how it will also end, let him enjoy the offer while the promo last.

No be Nigeria we dey?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of Abacha's children even went to the extent of dying for Nigeria while relaxing aboard a presidential jet.

Now that is patriotism. The only heroic act more patriotic than dying in a presidential jet would be to croak on the down-stroke while humping an assortment of Indian carnal knowledge consultants, also known in less polite circles as street lizards.

God breast Nigeria.

yinkus6750:
He was there as a well wishes.
You can see that protocol didn't tag his seat.
And was rightly seated beside Chief of Staff ( his Uncle-Gbaja) and Technical Desk.
His unofficial capacity is FIRST SON ,just like FIRST LADY.
If you yet to be satisfied, don't go and be making noise on Arise,just go to court.
Nobody should quote me o.
You know we must catch cruise for us to survive in this country.

Na all dis one make me come one parable when our elder dem dey talk am for village.

Dem talk am say monkey no fine, but him mama love am.

From there I came anoda one when dem talk am say Who no Know, Go Know.

If dem no talk dat one, dem go follow talk say man pikin when dey naked, nogo fit do yanga put hand for pocket.

Make Papa God breast Nigeria well-well, Pellow Kwantorimans, as we all kukuma know say any ting when concern breast, na betta ting.

Namkbank:
The Op of the thread himself is a professional scammer. This is the classic case of pot calling kettle black

Wonderment

Chinese people hate African people with a ion but love the African continent because of its mineral and natural resources which China hopes to plunder with impunity, using the leverage of white elephant construction projects and extortionate loans given out to African governments with the full expectation that those loans will NOT be refunded, thereby allowing the Chinese to legally GRAB African resources, since all Chinese loans call for asset seizure in the event of loan repayment defaults by African governments.

The recent seizure of several aircraft belonging to the Nigerian government that were parked in is but a foretaste of even more drastic asset seizures faced by African countries right in their own territorial borders because they dared to default on Chinese loans.

Trollronaldo:
He cannot win, I can put my last card on it.
Had Biden contested, he would have won but Kamala will beat him.

Democrat only needs to swing Florida college vote and it's finished.

California will 55 and New with 29 is already guaranteed for Democrats while we know Texas always vote red. They have 39.

Democrats blue blocks have larger college votes than red blocks. The swing states are floride, North Carolina, Arizona and Michigan. If Democrat swings Florida with 29 college VOTES, Trump is a goner.
The other states, Democrats have bigger college votes.

Your finger is on the pulse of American politics and this summation you have made is very encouraging indeed. The world cannot have another dictator leading any powerful nation, because there way are too many such tyrants in existence already.

Trollronaldo:
Nobody knew he was a clown then.

I can put my last card that Trump cannot win an election against with a modest contender in the United States. He would have won had Biden contested, Kamala emergence was a masterstroke by the democrats.

Trump is a clown, no serious person should take that joker seriously

Indeed Trump is a clown, but he is a scary and dangerous clown that would kick off a nuclear exchange to boost his popularity ratings, in the improbable event that he ever darkens the White House door again.

The depth of smoldering hatred Trump has for black women is glaringly evident every time he defies his advisors and degenerates into parroting petty personal insults against incoming US President Kamala Harris, rather than focusing on any constructive policy changes he would make as the elected president he will now never be.

In essence, Trump is fighting not only for his political survival and relevance but also to avoid serving a jail term for any number of his standing felony convictions, in the very likely event that he LOSES the November presidential election, which means LOSING the ability to hide behind presidential immunity as a vehicle to evade the full weight of justice for his numerous felony crimes now on public record.

Yes, the shameless beggars beggar belief with their relentless pressure on Pellow Kwantirimans in the hallowed chambers of this here forum.

Some are begging for money.

Some are begging for pussy.

Some beg for free advice, while others beg to differ.

God breast Nigeria, and by the way, if you enjoyed this post, send your ten naira donation to my "help me buy good weed" fund today.

The Congolese are renowned for their guitar mastery and their Soukous music is loved by fans of the genre the world over. Canadian Don Keller is an unlikely practitioner of Soukous guitar, but this video of him leaves no doubt that the maestro has Congolese blood coursing through his veins.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqgG7baoSHY

Flamme Kappaya is one of the Congo's most celebrated guitar magicians whose infectious rhythms. Here is a clip of Flamme Kappaya and fellow musicians using the most basic of instruments to create amazing catchy tunes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdG56XA0NsY

Any soukous fans in the house are welcome to drop video clips of their favorite Congolese artists

Using a vaporizer to inhale chemicals that were concocted by Chinese criminals in their clandestine labs is an act of slow suicide.

Cigarettes and other tobacco products rank among the deadliest poisons known to man, so abstaining from tobacco consumption is a wise philosophy to adopt. That said, substituting one poison for another is a bad idea, and that is exactly what addicts of flavored vaporizer "cartridges" are doing when they inhale the vapors of unknown chemicals concocted in Chinese laboratories where profit is the only consideration and product safety is not a concern.

As a connoisseur of fine cannabis, I use a vaporizer to enjoy the full flavor of my weed which I NEVER smoke due to health considerations. I would never dream of using any vaporizer to ingest unknown chemicals made by Chinese criminals or by anyone else, for the same reason I never touch alcohol - safety, and preservation of health.

Vergovert:


I don't deserve to be a minister in your cabinet sir as I prefer to head the military wing of the psychiatric home you earlier suggested.


I prefer to rule from there.

Your writing style is oddly familiar. I think I might need to adopt a more jovial disposition because very soon I plan to borrow a large sum of money from a person whose writing style so closely resembles yours. Have a wonderful evening sir, and do take my wife as the mood dictates, please.

Vergovert:


At least you'd be arrested. The position you assume in prison does not matter. You can become the life emperor if you like.


All hail the Kuje prison's emperor!!!

Your polite demeanor qualifies you for a post as Minister of Sewage Disposal within the jail-house istration that I will inaugurate very soon.

Vergovert:



Since it's now established that you're a chronic drug addict, the warrant for your arrest is already signed waiting to be activated the moment you step into the country.

Happy confinement in advance!

Even if you have achieved the presidency of your cell before I get there, a referendum will be called to depose you and usher in my tyrannical rule over all inmates, rats, and cockroaches in the cell block without fear or favor.

Vergovert:


You should be arrested too since you're part of drug trafficking value chain as a producer,seller or . I will advise you to visit the nearest NDLEA office to submit yourself before they come for you wherever you may be hiding.

Soon after my Kalamazoo or Katmandu flight lands in Lagos airport I will surely surrender myself to the nearest Babalawo because I have spoken in favor of cannabis production. In the meantime, we stoners eagerly look forward to hearing about your surrender to mental health authorities so that you can be locked away for your protection.

God breast Nigeria

Vergovert:
Send them to the gallows straight!

For this declaration that marijuana sale ought to be punishable by death, you have established your eligibility for ission into the nearest lunatic asylum. May I suggest that you go ahead and turn yourself in with your written confession typed out before the men in white coats are forced to come for you at home?