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Jakumo(m): 5:25pm On Aug 04, 2024
Vergovert:


You should be arrested too since you're part of drug trafficking value chain as a producer,seller or . I will advise you to visit the nearest NDLEA office to submit yourself before they come for you wherever you may be hiding.

Soon after my Kalamazoo or Katmandu flight lands in Lagos airport I will surely surrender myself to the nearest Babalawo because I have spoken in favor of cannabis production. In the meantime, we stoners eagerly look forward to hearing about your surrender to mental health authorities so that you can be locked away for your protection.

God breast Nigeria

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Vergovert: 5:34pm On Aug 04, 2024
Jakumo:


Soon after my Kalamazoo or Katmandu flight lands in Lagos airport I will surely surrender myself to the nearest Babalawo because I have spoken in favor of cannabis production. In the meantime, we stoners eagerly look forward to hearing about your surrender to mental health authorities so that you can be locked away for your protection.

God breast Nigeria


Since it's now established that you're a chronic drug addict, the warrant for your arrest is already signed waiting to be activated the moment you step into the country.

Happy confinement in advance!
Jakumo(m): 5:37pm On Aug 04, 2024
Vergovert:



Since it's now established that you're a chronic drug addict, the warrant for your arrest is already signed waiting to be activated the moment you step into the country.

Happy confinement in advance!

Even if you have achieved the presidency of your cell before I get there, a referendum will be called to depose you and usher in my tyrannical rule over all inmates, rats, and cockroaches in the cell block without fear or favor.

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Vergovert: 5:48pm On Aug 04, 2024
Jakumo:


Even if you have achieved the presidency of your cell before I get there, a referendum will be called to depose you and usher in my tyrannical rule over all inmates, rats, and cockroaches in the cell block without fear or favor.


At least you'd be arrested. The position you assume in prison does not matter. You can become the life emperor if you like.


All hail the Kuje prison's emperor!!!
Jakumo(m): 6:21pm On Aug 04, 2024
Vergovert:


At least you'd be arrested. The position you assume in prison does not matter. You can become the life emperor if you like.


All hail the Kuje prison's emperor!!!

Your polite demeanor qualifies you for a post as Minister of Sewage Disposal within the jail-house istration that I will inaugurate very soon.
Vergovert: 6:29pm On Aug 04, 2024
Jakumo:


Your polite demeanor qualifies you for a post as Minister of Sewage Disposal within the jail-house istration that I will inaugurate very soon.


I don't deserve to be a minister in your cabinet sir as I prefer to head the military wing of the psychiatric home you earlier suggested.


I prefer to rule from there.
Jakumo(m): 6:47pm On Aug 04, 2024
Vergovert:


I don't deserve to be a minister in your cabinet sir as I prefer to head the military wing of the psychiatric home you earlier suggested.


I prefer to rule from there.

Your writing style is oddly familiar. I think I might need to adopt a more jovial disposition because very soon I plan to borrow a large sum of money from a person whose writing style so closely resembles yours. Have a wonderful evening sir, and do take my wife as the mood dictates, please.

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ObalendeCMS: 10:53pm On Aug 04, 2024
Tí'lę báti mò, mó ma pe dealer mi!

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