NewStats: 3,259,368 , 8,169,925 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 07:27 PM 4z2p10

Sirianese:


Maybe it's drugs

I feel so bad for her but she's still sexy tho...probably because she shed some weight

I also suspect that Helen Ibe tried that powerful and legally obtained Florida weed. Anyone used to the low grade cannabis in Nigeria will not be prepared for the hallucinogenic impact of connoisseur-grade cannabis from a legal dispensary in Florida, where THC content can be above 25%, as opposed to an average of 6% THC typically found in Nigerian street weed.

Musicians love weed because it boosts creativity, but too much of a good thing will blow the door off its hinges for a marijuana neophyte.

helinues:


I have been banned almost 4 times today.

The Nairaland Most Banned Politician for 2025 is none other than the Always Mighty Ever Popular Helinues.

In comparison, I can only boast of a lowly THREE spam bot bans in the mast 24-hours, which ls nothing to write home about.

This prestigious award is only bestowed on a select elite of Nairaland writers, each of who will eventually grace the NaIraland Hall of Shame, for all the honest world to see.

Arise, Sir Helinues, Knight of The Realm, and venture forth upon this world imbued with all the rights and privileges of this esteemed calling.

Let us now all praise the Almighty Spam Bot, who giveth life, and who also taketh as He sees fit. Hallowed be the name of the Spam Bot.

Nigerian men prefer their women to be curvy and busty. It is unlikely that a wealthy Nigerian entertainer would be sexually attracted to a skinny woman whose chest is as flat of that of a 12-year-old boy.

WizardOfNG:


Stop the mischief. You people have no shame with your devotion to redundant whataboutism instead of taking responsibility for your wrongdoing and that of your own people.

Igboho did not kill anyone, did not incite anyone to kill others, never incited his ethnic group to commit terrorist act, never former a group later proscribed as a terror organisation as Kanu did and certainly was not a hate preacher as all IPOB leaders are.

Face the aberration of your people and responsibly look to stand against it if some of you are still good and upright.

It was all Yorubas that applauded the actions of Oyo Governor when he quickly arrested and dealt with violent Yoruba nation agitators recently whereas you people Kanu Ekpa and their violent, terrorist and anarchic antics.

Imagine a whole ethnic group obeying the sit-at-home lunacy of unelected hooligans and killers yet you are comparing yourselves to Yorubas.

At worst Igboho would be guilty of vigilantism. Go and google it to know judges can even be very synpathetic to the cause of a vigilante who is about the defence of himself and loved ones against marauders rather than your demons murdering fellow Nigerians in cold blood and, much worse, men and women of the Nigerian armed forces carrying out their legitimate duties.

Crystal clear, to all sane and normal people, Igboho is very different to your many demons guilty of murder, anarchy, terrorism, extrajudicial killing, summary execution etc.

You cannot hide behind vigilatism if you murder others at will terrorise society and hijack the authority of elected leaders, with the mandate of the people, as Kanu, Ekpa and your lot have done.

Don't ever compare them with Igboho. You lot should deal with your own madness and stop making whataboutism excuses.

The Wizard of NG is a gentleman and a scholar.

WizardOfNG:



Forget the whataboutism. PBAT is now making it easier for our brethren from the middle belt, In States like Benue, to take charge of their own security if only they will rise to the challenge.

Face the topic and speak about formal charges now slammed on Ekpa you and virtually all your people insisted for months was innocent as you, in particular, has been shouting about Kanu we know would have been charged and jailed far quicker than Ekpa if he was being tried in Finland and not Nigeria.

Learn to stay on topic or, better still, learn to hide your face in shame when you have been disgraced and discredited instead of resorting to redundant whataboutism.

I love that phrase "Whataboutism" . It neatly encapsulates the feeble argument of those who worship terrorist instigators Kanu and Ekpa, in which unrelated areas of conflict in other parts of the world are cited as a reason why ALL terrorist organizers ought to be allowed to continue their incitements to violence.

For example, it is amusing to hear Kanu and Ekpa fan-boys asking why kidnapping was not eradicated throughout Nigeria BEFORE their violence-formenting terror financiers are allowed to enjoy their richly-deserved life sentences in jail.

Helen Ibe's downward spiral into utter madness continues unabated in a recent YouTube video she released. It would not be a surprise to learn that Helen Ibe, once a rising talent in Nigeria's music scene, is now homeless in Florida. If any of her family care for this woman, now would be a good time to try to get her back to her home in Nigeria before she kills herself while in the throes of this madness that is consuming her in Florida.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_hVpm8PnSs


So sad to see such a talented guitar player marching boldly into the cold embrace of clinical insanity.

helinues:
Toh

He would be exhausted with the court proceedings.

Yanga dey sleep, dey snore but the boy decided to dey wake him up

Our ever-posing muscle man will soon return to prison with his fellow muscle men, who have turned into skeletons there in jail.

It is baffling to see a person who has decided to make a career out of poking sleeping lions with sharp sticks just for fun and giggles.

KingMack:



Yessir 🙌

Wonderment. Odikwa serious

KingMack:
Before Ojukwu came with his ogbunigwe D! Which she is still very loyal to even after his death 😊

So you are saying that his manhood lives on?

mrvitalis:

I think you should start from Home... Your father should be able to explain why he gave birth to someone like you

I will have to don my tall conical thinking cap to deliberate over the conundrum of whether a serious underhanded personal insult might be lurking somewhere in the above quotation.

This interlude of contemplative reflection will require pin-drop silence from our esteemed forum contributors.

ubimagos:
The way you slaughter the neck and don begin dey add "bush" for the rat. Hope you are not planning to eat it!

As I type these words, I am feasting on a platter of Barbeque Rat Surprise, garnished with onions. For any fellow Nairaland cuisine connoisseurs who are curious about Rat dishes, I raise a toast to you.

Amudeneogu:
Legalese cannabis and build three more psychiatric hospitals in each of the states of the federation because the number of mad people will increase.

Years ago, the stoner in me would compel me to scoff at any suggestion of a linkage between cannabis consumption and psychosis, but it turns out that marijuana is NOT a good choice of drug for anyone whose grip on rationality is tenuous due to heredity or injury-related factors.

That said, the medical benefits of cannabis as a curative for myriad ailments are meticulously documented and amount to sufficient evidence establishing irrefutably that a REGULATED medical cannabis industry would yield net benefits for society on balance.

Alcohol kills thousands of drunks annually, along with thousands of innocent motorists who fall victim to drunk drivers, yet it is freely available over the counter in most non-Islamic countries. Cannabis, which has yet to record one single overdose-related fatality since the dawn of time, remains banned in most parts of the world. It is time this absurd colonialist-era legal anachronism is consigned to the dustbin of history so that market forces can engender a multi-billion-dollar medical cannabis industry in Nigeria by 2026.

Double Post

Another big reggae hit from our man Collie Buds, extolling the joys of high-grade cannabis


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZc7yrDC4EY

Awe, witi dis ya biggi belle when nogo gree you run, you still dey do army robber?

OC, no be so na, we just dey find wettin we go chop. Na my hand work when I sabi na him we dey do.

Oh, so na the money when anoda man suffer to see, na him you go come collet for hin hand and carry am go chop awoof?

OC, we don keep ya share for inside bush should in case una come go show face for where we dey work.

Why you no talk betta ting before, instead to dey waste man pikin time. Oya, take style show me where di ting dey for inside dat bush.

ERockson:
See epistle because of a simple ban. Some of you just carry nairaland for head like product. Taka a year break from the platform and deactivate nobody will miss anybody bro

I will refuse to eat until this banned person is reinstated and awarded multiple chieftaincy titles by Oga Seun.

spartachico:
A war is quietly brewing in America, Racial war, Gender war, Sexual war, I'm yet to know who I identify as type of war... With Trump in power USA will loose world respect and powers.

We can now expect a flood of cash donations to the next person of any race who attacks a member of another race in America. This phenomenon has the appearance of a tit-for-tat social escalation that might even become an inspiration for race-based crime in America, now that such crimes are being associated with monetary gain.

DeepSight:


Understood. I don't like Nollywood myself. However Kate for example is not just an actress, she does stage theatre, and is prominent as Brand Ambassador for multinationals.

She is fit, well kept, elegant, doesn't bleach and a beauty to behold in person.

I also mentioned Genevieve because she is very well kept.

My general problem with younger women is I find it hard to talk to them. If they are not busy doing selfies, they will be dancing on Ticktock or Instagram.

They hardly even know that a phone has the primary function of making calls or messages. The only thing that concerns them is social media.

And sorry to say but most of them are frighteningly dumb and ill educated.

More mature women are wiser, seen more of the world, better educated, and many are frankly sexier.

Given that the primary motivation that I have for seeking out women is for sex rather than for intellectual discourse, it would make no difference at all to me if a smoking hot 22-year old woman wrestling me in my bed cannot speak even a single word of English.

That said, my avoidance of women over 26 goes beyond their complete absence of sexual allure in my eyes. I also steer well clear of older testosterone-hardened women because experience has taught me they tend to be vindictive, vengeful, cunning, unforgiving, jealous, greedy and devious. When in casual or official conversations with that female demographic I am always very polite and careful about what I say, to avoid incurring their wrath over minor perceived slights that could easily trigger them into hysterical rage.

DeepSight:


Champion. Well said.
Now tell me what you would say about a Kate Henshaw or Genevieve Nnaji.

I must confess I had to look up these names of Nollywood's elder stateswomen, Ogaawa DeepSight, because my taste in movies leans toward Hollywood offerings. The conversations in Nollywood movies are generally conducted at a very agitated shouting and screaming volume that tends to give me a headache, hence my avoidance of home-grown movies.

With respect to women in the movie industry and society at large, who are dedicated to staying fit beyond the age of 25, praise is certainly due, even from those of us inclined to regard physically fit younger women in their twenties who have never been pregnant, as the gold standard of feminine attractiveness. I readily it to having been socially awkward as a younger man, which as a consequence made the dating game a major challenge for years.

Without the benefit of a psychology background, my layman's self-diagnosis is that the fixation I have on women aged 20 to 23, is a compensatory desire to make up for lost time by enjoying the company of the women who eluded me when I was their age, due entirely to my own failings as a man who never benefitted from the dating advice of an elder brother or father figure, way back in my formative years when women seemed to be an alien species that I craved yet feared in equal measure.

helinues:


When people was advising him to slow down, his ers thought we were saying nonsense. The guy is new online, he doesn't even know how social media works..

In Africa, only a foolish person fight for the masses

Those who supposed to have come out to help him out, he has attacked almost all of them all in the name of being bold. Hahahaha

So very true about the folly of fighting for the common man, because when push comes to shove, the common man will wisely hide in fear.

Wow this man has a long history of poking his nose into other people's business and making noise while posing to show off his muscles.

My prediction is that when our Very Daft Man emerges from EFCC custody, he will have discovered the importance of humility and minding one's own business.

False allegations destroy professional and political reputations, so it is no accident that the activities of fantasists who concoct imaginary offences to pin on innocent people are referred to as "character assassination".

This confused old grandma-from-hell called Mrs. Natrasha has demonstrated to the Nigerian public that random lies with ZERO factual basis can be fabricated willy-nilly and thrown about for fun with absolute impunity. Now, while that display of senseless buffoonery by a hideous old woman suffering from mental illness might be entertaining from the standpoint of the general public, it is up to the public figures whose reputations are being targeted for ruination by this goofy old retired floozie, to go ahead and file robust lawsuits that will address the defamatory verbal diarrhea that is constantly spewing from the foul mouth of that deranged pensioner like a leaking sewage conduit.

sreamsense:

Which national outcry? It is only your family I guess that are crying. When we warn the likes of VDM, Sowore and other troublesome individual who usually depend on Deji to bail them out to track softly, you will not listen. Instead you will be looking for jobless individual that will you protest and carry plackard.

Something he suppose to resolve amicably, he will be doing as if no police can treat his fuckup. The day police will get his time, after they deal with him; they will ask for his name but he will forget to recollect. You better go alone or wait to see more jobless individual that will you. I don't waste my time protest for troublesome individual who reliés on making trouble to get popularity

Mr. Very Daft Man VDM, has made a career out of poking his nose into the affairs of rich, powerful and influencial Nigerian figures who can mobilize the police, the army or even the judiciary, if they so desire.

Always posing in gym attire to showcase his big muscles, Mr. VDM began to think he could intimidate policemen holding guns, simply by flexing those muscles, forgetting that he is only a small trigger pull away from permanent disability or death, if he offers resistance to arresting officers sent by rich and powerful people who get offended by the bad publicity Mr. VDM loves spreading so much.

Sirianese:


Criterion

Good catch. I have undiagnosed dyslexia, and recently, my spell checker has begun to ignore blatant errors. Making this correction now.

BluntCrazeMan:


Who funded the birthday party of these grown ladies??

Very good question, and here is the answer.


The government treasury funded the birthday for those two gigantic red water buffalo.

bixton:


Was the compulsory sit at home enforcement part of the peace he was fighting for?

Kanu is an extremely arrogant man who enjoys having his cult followers licking his shoes while ordering his gunmen to terrorize and murder his own tribespeople who dared venture out of their homes whenever the mood took Kanu to order them into house arrest on a whim.

Kanu is a nasty, evil and sadistic monster who deserves to rot in jail for the rest of his miserable existence, even though that will never bring back all the innocent Igbo people that his henchmen murdered in the streets of Igboland.

I urge all Nairaland political commentators to embark on their sympathetic hunger strike so that this billionaire money laundering woman can be allowed to go free.

Once she is free to sin even more, we will then be in a good position to demand free cash gifts in exchange for our solidarity hunger strike.

God bless Al Capone and the Armed Robbers Union of Nigeria.