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Gentlevip: Haha Nazi Mazi is more equal than all others so he must be awarded a MINIMUM of 40 years with hard labor in Maiduguri prison where he can at least remain hopeful that Boko Haram could one day bust him free on the condition he s their virgin-hunting cause. Nobody has ever seen an albino chimpanzee fighting for Boko Haram so Kanu might even get faster promotions to become the new leader of that cult. 1 Like |
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membranus: Kanu imagines that he is ABOVE THE LAW and ENTITLED to have his people murdered by "unknown gunmen" provided that all that criminality was his idea as an omnipotent dictator-in-exile. Over the next 40 years, Kanu will languish forgotten in jail, where he will have adequate time to realize he was the architect of his downfall, from which there can be no forgiveness or redemption BECAUSE of the murders that he personally ordered via his hysterically unhinged rant-fest videos posted online. 2 Likes |
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PigTormentor: Hahaha Nnamdi Kanu is finally beginning to understand the meaning of the term "jail". For others who may not be aware of what jail is, let me explain. Jail is simply a government government-subsidized hotel where offenders are free to check in any time they want, but where they cannot leave when they want. In jail, food is free, and accommodation is free. Lucky prisoners can earn slaps and time in solitary confinement at the discretion of the cell block warden. Jail is a place where there is NO pussy to shook, no woman to hold, and no beer to drink. The meat normally served in jail is road-kill surprise. Finally, jail is where Nnamdi Kanu will die as a martyr who will be worshipped by his disciples for as long as 3 months after he gives up the ghost in a dark forgotten prison cell amid the cobwebs and observing giant rats. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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mastermaestro: Kanu should not worry anymore because Boris Johnson will soon come to demand his release on bail. |
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hotseat: One of the most entertaining forms of buffoonery to behold is how delusionary individuals react when their fantasy world is buried under rubble by a cold hard reality that has been approaching slowly but surely all along like an unstoppable Caterpillar D9 bulldozer Kanu truly imagined himself to be an exiled emperor of Igboland who ruled over his subjects and ordered their killings in Nigeria while relaxing in his government-subsidized UK council flat. Now the emperor rules over scurrying rats and cockroaches who keep him company in a squalid jail cell where he will spend the next 40 years as a well-behaved inmate engaged in unpaid hard labor 12 hours daily as repayment of his debt to society. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU4aXq974To 1 Like |
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sreamsense: I love this suggestion. The albino chimpanzee must NOT be given the oxygen of publicity. Just let the chimpanzee scream, bite the cage bars and climb the walls in jail for the next 40 years 1 Like |
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beerfraud: Chai. You dey wickett o. Na wettin dat albino chimpanzee do you na? Hahaha |
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Yujin: Comedy takes many forms, and ordering a total stranger residing on the other side of the planet to obey you meekly is amusing in a cute and endearing way. To humor you and buy into your quaint hallucination briefly just for giggles, I am curious to learn what concession you imagine you might obtain from anyone if I fearfully comply with your directive and delete all posts in this thread. I sure hope you did not nurse forlorn ambitions that the UK Home Office would ignore official Nigerian government petitions on this subject and thus ABABDON their deliberations about whether to sanction Mr. Kanu the terrorist by nullifying his UK citizenship. If that is the lofty ambition that motivated you to attempt the psychological domination of a nameless person chilling thousands of miles away, then rest assured this bumbling strategy you devised has failed abysmally in accomplishing anything besides providing light entertainment. Using funds solicited from donors online, your jailbird Messiah Nnamdi Kanu ferried military weapons to gunmen in Igboland for use in killing anyone who left their home to earn a living against his orders issued from his government-subsidized council flat in the UK. A whole bunch of people died as a direct result of Kanu's hate-mongering and gun-running ways, yet against all logical expectations, ostensibly rational-sounding people like you proudly declare before the world they are devoted and brainwashed cult followers of Kanu the terrorist instigator and arms trafficker. Have a wonderful day sir, and just in case you do luck out and run into me someday, I am heavily armed with key knowledge and experience of the sort you do not EVER want to find out about first-hand. Let us patiently watch and see what the future holds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oHibBmkxas |
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Yujin: Despite our diametrically opposed viewpoints about mass murderer Kanu I must also express my appreciation for your remaining on-topic and avoiding the usual tit-for-tat personal insults that tend to derail so many topics in this forum. With that respectful compliment out of the way, I will now lace up my tattered boxing gloves to duke it out with you in the noble tradition of gentlemanly fisticuffs conducted in accordance with the Queensferry Rules of Pugilistic Science. May the best man win, good sir. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XulviNi9ftw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXOQAyX9o0E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pFZraYDgvg |
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Yujin: You have made several fallacious presumptions that are evident in your expressed opinions here, but given the intensity of your loyalty to mass murderer Kanu, the rage that is evident in your words is perfectly understandable, as is the inaccuracy of your uninformed speculation. |
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ValarDoharis: The diplomatic and courteous tone of your writing is such a pleasant change of pace in this forum, ValarDoharis, and I doff my hat with respect. 2 Likes |
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gidgiddy: Your wishful thinking is noted for all it is worth in the court of law GiddyGiddy, and now we will get to see how your hallucinations correlate with the reality that will unfold for our man Nnamdi Kanu of the Stay-At-Home-Or-Die fame who is now deep in the pokey where rats grow to the size of dogs from eating dead bodies. |
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ValarDoharis: Yes sir indeed, I do loathe and despise mass murderers like Kanu. I hate such people with a ion and normally rejoice when they die. Have a delightful day sir. |
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Nnamdipapa: Kanu is very proud of that UK citizenship but he routinely violated the under which the UK citizenship was granted by advocating violence in Igboland causing an escalation in the ongoing mayhem there, all the while using gunmen to prevent people from going to work, which is an act of terror against an innocent civilian population. The UK will not wish to be seen as turning a blind eye to the violent online exhortations of Mr. Kanu that sowed the seeds of anarchy in his homeland. |
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valentineuwakwe: Madness in small doses can be beneficial. The economy will improve all over southeastern Nigeria now that these two vampires, Nnamdi Kanu and Simon Ekpa, have been rounded up and securely caged in sound-proof facilities as a humane public service that stops short of outright dispatch. God bless Nigeria and Finland. |
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ValarDoharis: Those adjournments are part of the overdue mental punishment that Kanu has earned for himself thanks to his criminal act of preventing an entire population from leaving their homes at gunpoint. Each time the judge coughs, a new adjournment will be announced. Every time a butterfly flaps its wings in China, another adjournment will be handed down to Kanu's lawyers. A former police officer once told me that in Nigeria, "Awaiting Trial is the father of all prison experiences" 2 Likes |
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gidgiddy: Kanu created all the evidence that is needed to ensure that he will spend the next few decades in prison losing his mind by installment. Those videos of Kanu calling for Nigeria to be "burnt down", and urging his gunmen to "deal with" anyone who tries to leave their home against his imperial orders all add up to damning evidence of terrorist instigation that will ultimately send Mr. Kanu into the Gulag where the sun never shines. |
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gidgiddy: If it was a lawyer who told you that terrorism charges could only be established when the suspect had a direct hand in the murder at the scene of the crime, I would be grateful if you could kindly serve that lawyer a few powerful corrective slaps that will encourage the ignoramus to consider an alternate career like taxi driving or selling drugs on the street corner. The most deadly terrorist of all time, Osama Bin Laden never killed a single American citizen with his rifle or bayonet, HOWEVER, Bin Laden made a career of spreading hate via the internet just as Kanu was doing, while Bin Laden was also financing terrorists groups who later hijacked enger jets that were crashed into the World Trade Center killing over 3,000 Americans. Osama was tracked down and terminated in a hail of gunfire istered by operatives of Seal Team 6 who thus carried out the overdue court judgment on Bin Laden for his role as a terrorist instigator and financier. By law, all conspirators who planned a murder are EQUALLY as guilty as the person who pulled the trigger of the gun that took the life at the scene of the crime. This means that Kanu's hands are stained with the blood of every Igbo person shot dead by "unknown gunmen" for trying to leave home when Kanu's illegal and repressive "sit-at-home" threat was in effect in Igboland. While terror kingpin Kanu can rest assured he will never taste freedom for the rest of his wasted life, he will eventually thank his lucky stars IF he manages to escape the hangman's noose after his guilty verdict is read in court. |
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ValarDoharis: Hey, the party is not over yet. Kanu will get his life sentence for international trans-border terrorist instigation that cost so many lives. The damage is done and no apology from Kanu can ever save him now that lives have been taken on his orders. Kanu's goose is cooked. 1 Like |
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ValarDoharis: Kanu's terrorist activities took place BEFORE he was caught and caged like a shrieking baby baboon. Kanu had for years been releasing videos that contained death threats to people who disagreed with his extreme views. Kanu was so sure that he would be safe from Nigerian authorities in the UK, but he was lured out and captured in Kenya like the dunce monkey he had been all along. Kanu's most damning crime was using donated money to arm gunmen who acted on his orders to kill people found trying to leave their homes in defiance of Kanu's utterly mad "sit-at-home" decree that he issued from his council flat in the UK. 1 Like |
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ValarDoharis: Setting aside the hair-splitting semantics about whether or not Kanu was the person who initially dreamed up that illegal "sit-at-home" reign of terror, the salient fact remains that Kanu is on record REPEATEDLY threatening "violators" of his illegally restrictive orders with DEATH by gunshot. That open advocacy of terror disqualifies Kanu from eligibility for UK citizenship, and that is why the Home Office should strip Kanu of his UK citizenship to set a clear example that the UK has zero tolerance for terrorist activities. 1 Like |
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ValarDoharis: To save reading time I will affirm that I agree with you about national unity being impractical the way the Nigeian map is currently drawn. The summary of my earlier few paragraphs is as follows: Kanu has disqualified himself from UK citizenship eligibility by advocating terror and violating the rights of his Igbo people with his idiotic, counterproductive, and gratuitously illegal "sit-at-home" reign of terror that is yet to end. |
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ValarDoharis: I agree that national unity cannot be forced. Sudan is an example of a nation split in two by tribalism and religious incompatibility. Nigeria would do well to allow the northern Hausa Fulani people to carve out their own Islamic Republic of Nigerianistan, north of the Niger/Benue river confluence, where Sharia amputation law rules supreme so that the predominantly Christian south of Nigeria can finally know peace. The focus of this particular topic, however, is to highlight the fact that by openly advocating the "burning down" of Nigeria, among other incendiary of violent incitement, Kanu repeatedly violated one of the CARDINAL preconditions that MUST be satisfied by ALL immigrants to the UK who apply for UK citizenship through the path of naturalization. The UK citizenship prerequisite to which I refer is that all UK citizenship applicants must NEVER ONCE be on record advocating the violation of human rights by force of arms, otherwise known as terrorism. By arming gangs of men in Igboland for the specific purpose of imprisoning an entire population in their homes under an illegal "sit-at-home" decree, Kanu disqualified himself from eligibility to continue parading himself as a UK citizen. That is the unambiguous legal point that this topic was created to highlight. Kanu the terrorist MUST lose his UK citizenship. The UK Home Office would be well advised to look into the Kanu matter and do the right thing by nullifying Nnamdi Kanu's UK citizenship so that he can fritter away the balance of his wasted life in jail as the amusing but dim-witted village-bred Nigerian citizen that he has always been, with no special privileges beyond those enjoyed by his fellow collared criminals deep in the squalid cellblocks of prison. |
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Free2Fly: Your polite and informative response is appreciated as always, good sir. I am delighted to note your stance insisting that the letter of the law MUST be upheld by the UK Home Office when it comes to terrorist instigators and financiers like Nnamdi Kanu, just as Finland should also move swiftly to revoke the Finnish citizenship that was conditionally bestowed on that other similarly deranged gentleman called Simon Ekpa who thankfully is also a guest of the Finnish government in jail on terrorism charges right now. Have a delightful say sir, and rest assured that Kanu and Ekpa will both live the balance of their pointless lives deep in the bowels of jail in Nigeria and Finland respectively where they will never again be in any position to advocate murder to be committed by impressionable people in Igboland. Finally, with these two pesky little monkeys under lock and key for life, peace will once again take root as time heals all wounds. |
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silibaba: Yes, I agree with you that Nnamdi Kanu is not very intelligent at all and that he deserves to lose his UK citizenship as punishment for violating the of acquiring that UK port, due to his terrorist activities. 1 Like |
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Broveens42: If my polite rebuff of your invitation to conduct unpaid online research on your behalf amounts to adequate proof for you that Kanu cannot be found guilty of direct and explicit calls to arms in his native Igboland, then all I need add is that we are finally blessed with the opportunity to vicariously enjoy the unfolding fates of rabble-ro Nnamdi Kanu and Simon Ekpa simultaneously, thanks to the magic of television. 1 Like |
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Broveens42: Fortunately Kanu never learned to keep his madness a secret, and therefore felt free to openly call for extra-judicial killings of his own tribes people both in writing and in MANY videos that can easily be located online. 2 Likes |
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Originalsly: The cult-following lemmings will not be happy to read your words. 1 Like |
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Broveens42: Concurrent with the appearance of NUMEROUS online speech videos starring an agitated and bombastic Kanu waxing lyrical in promotion of his patently illegal and sadistically cruel "sit-at-home" decree imposed on the people of Igboland, Kanu's rampaging gunmen murdered or kidnapped those who ventured out of their homes to make a living. This senseless and ruinous pogrom sadly continues to this day in 2025, as a slow burning fire ignited by a pair of one-time EU immigrant terrorists Nnamdi Kanu and Simon Ekpa. That publicized deprivation at gunpoint of the most fundamental democratic right to freedom of movement that is enjoyed by a citizenry of any free nation, brands Kanu as a sponsor of terrorism whether you personally agree with that fact or not. That UK port that Kanu prizes so much will soon be a fading memory as he stares at the green Nigerian port he will be issued upon his release from jail in the year 2065 if he shows true remorse and is of good behavior behind bars. 2 Likes |
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StarRiderr: Are you trying to imply that I might be prosecuted for being a jobless clown? Can't I duck that law by claiming that I am by profession a clown? Oh well, at least you heartily agree that Nnamdi Kanu must be stripped of his fraudulently obtained UK citizenship as soon as possible. 1 Like |
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nedu666: Fortunately all the evidence needed to spotlight Kanu's long rap-sheet of terrorist incitement is spelled out in his own words and personally voiced by Kanu who starred in numerous videos that anyone can find online in seconds. I typically charge $100 USD per second to conduct Google searches for clients, so you can save money by conducting your own searches to see the litany of hate speech and genocidal incitement spewed by Kanu over the past few years. Sadly for Kanu, the internet never forgets, and that damning evidence will prove indelible. I am flattered by your assumption that I authored any of the the separate petitions filed with the UK Home Office seeking the revocation of Kanu's UK citizenship under extant anti-terror statutes. Such kind and thoughtful compliments make all this strenuous typing worthwhile. 3 Likes |
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nedu666: Ha ha I hereby deputize you to ably represent me at all hearings before the Board of Enquiry to convene at Kiri-Kiri maximum security prison. My check to cover your fees is in the mail. |
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