NewStats: 3,261,381 , 8,173,852 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 05:43 AM 2a112n

Gadafii:
So boko haram can pin point federal troops and attack them with drones, but the Nigerian military can't do same?

Do you mean to say the Nigerian military can't locate these elements and attack them with drones as well.

Mind you this ban only affected civilians, it doesn't stop boko haram from flying one if they have, so what's the effectiveness of this ban?

A drone enthusiast ing the banning the usage of drones in other regions because of boko haram is hypocrisy.

How about the military ing all drone owners and give them permission to fly them?

https://euc.nsa.gov.ng/remotely-piloted-aircraft/

joshkke:
Why not ask for registration of all drones and operators to ask official permission to use them each time? In media drones are so necessary. How does the economy improve with outright bans of instruments of productivity?

Nigeria already has drone registration protocol.

https://euc.nsa.gov.ng/remotely-piloted-aircraft/

As a drone enthusiast who occasionally launches my fleet of toys into Nigerian skies, EXCLUDING the north of the country, I wholeheartedly an absolute BAN on drone operations in the north of Nigeria where terrorists have already tried to copy the Ukrainian adaptation of cheap hobby-grade DJI drones to drop rifle grenades on federal troops tasked with uprooting the virgin-hunting coons in turbans.

Despite my love for the peaceful exploration of the African landscape from the eagle's-eye vantage point of a drone, I recognize that civilian hobbyist drone operations may need to be suspended in war zones so that all detected drones that do NOT belong to the Nigerian military or law enforcement agencies can be neutralized with extreme prejudice the instant they are sighted by sentries on the ground and by air assets patrolling contested skies.

Even my beloved uncle Double Chief Alhaji Ambassador Ovladimeji Oluwaputini fully s this wise decision by the Nigerian military.

Finally and at long last a witness who directly participated in the helicopter retrieval of an egg-shaped UFO by the US military has decided to break cover and come forward with allegations that are literally out of this world.

Of particular significance, this witness claims to have some closeup VIDEO FOOTAGE that authenticates his astonishing claims beyond all reasonable doubt. This startling disclosure is mere hours old today January 16th, 2025, so it is safe to presume that the release is imminent, of actual CLEAR video footage showing the crashed egg-shaped UFO that this former helicopter pilot helped retrieve.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfx1bIDTz0E

Forensic scientists will examine this anticipated UFO video footage to ascertain its authenticity, therefore it is safe to assume that one of the most impactful news stories to emerge since the dawn of human history is now on course to break worldwide imminently.

Charlie2020:
Since when did wearing bra become a measure of decency?
TBH there's nothing wrong with their dressing. Their only crime was coming to an old school audition womanaged by a geriatric who wished she were still a young lass

Only a sexy hot young woman would write like you do. It would be my honor and privilege to seduce you, if permissible.

bluefilm:


Are you thinking what ayam thinking

They are probably making her that her sexual market value is now at zero

Sank you pellow kwantiri-mans. Na gaskiya true talk you dey talk am, Megida

BoldBrainz:


Na sex full this one coconut head. E clear! No go rape person pikin o!

Na so, Oga. No be lie. I like to chop and shook FRESH and tight toto of YOUNG woman age 22 when never mistake go born pikin before.

God breast Nigeria.

Evercurious:


Pls get well soon

Kindly accept my insincere apology if you happen to be a foul-tempered elderly woman. I can assure you there has been no attempt on my part to ruffle any feathers. God bless Argentina!

BoldBrainz:


Much as you have an impressive wordplay and commendable command of the English language, you clearly have a significant deficiency in understanding same.

Because that's the only reason your fermented cranium somehow found "sexual attraction" in a message ostensibly meant to convey very deserved appreciation of the aesthetic appeal of another human.

You're a character of immense concern if you can sit down to sexualize a woman old enough to be your mother simply because someone else made the harmless effort to put words to her undeniable beauty.

You're clearly madder than the clown I initially quoted and I'm very positive your psychological remedy does not lie within my purview to give.

These kind words are appreciated, sir. Have a fabulous day with the old woman of your dreams. You can have the droopy, foul-tempered old crones all to yourself, because, unlike the case of young sexy women, there is simply no competition among men when it comes to servicing elderly women. The field is open for the Oedipus Complex crew, therefore let no man judge the taste of another, no matter how bizarre.

I raise my hat with respect for your dedication to the elderly female sir. You are boldly going where no sane man would consider venturing.

BoldBrainz:


LMAO!

Jealous of who or what please? A fulfilled legendary actress who's stupendously beautiful even in her old age, is jealous of a sex-worn tool with saggy breasts who's even looking to make a living off the former?

Some of you are just mad but you have no one to tell you !

The only men who could find elderly women sexually attractive would be men suffering from Oedipus Complex - a mental illness whose symptoms manifest in the disturbing spectacle of men seeking out elderly and even geriatric mother figures as sexual partners.

BoldBrains there is no question that you suffer from Oedipus Complex, as evidenced by your description of a high-mileage old hag as being "stupendously beautiful" when nothing could be further from the truth in the eyes of a sane observer.

In diagnosing your regrettable mental state, I do not attempt to assign you even a modicum of blame because my intent is merely to point out why you wax lyrical over an expired and leathery-skinned old crone with deflated droopy dugs that no sane man would give a second glance.

LIVINGICONREBOR:


Jakumo, you can do better than dis cabbage u are oozing from your mouth.🥱

I happen to rather like cabbage as an essential component of coleslaw so I consider your comment to be complimentary in that recognition is being given by you for my healthy diet regime.

Old women who are well past their prime and are no longer of any interest to men develop a deep hatred for younger sexy women ESPECIALLY if those young women dress to highlight their luscious bodies.

To old ugly women, the sight of a busty young wench in her 20s causes great anger to fill their hearts, because, in the mind of an old woman, the presence of beauty is a THREAT since ALL men prefer youthful women for sex, most ESPECIALLY if such men are trapped in boring marriages to old unattractive matrons that stopped exciting them years ago.

It is, therefore, no surprise at all to see an ugly old woman expressing her impotent rage about her expired status, in a bid to intimidate younger and naturally beautiful women who have what the old matron will NEVER have in life again, namely sexual attractiveness.

Scientists are yet to unravel the technological mystery of how UFO vehicles of all sizes defeat gravity to float SILENTLY across the sky slowly or faster than a speeding bullet. Equally baffling is the non-aerodynamic shape of many UFO vehicles now routinely photographed by the US military as those UFOs maneuver and accelerate in astonishing defiance of physics and aerodynamic theory.

The UFO encounter recalled by a glider pilot, in this new video clip posted a few hours ago by retired F16 fighter jet pilot Chris Lehto, describes vertically flying lollipop-shaped UFOs that were observed flying in formation at speeds reaching FOUR TIMES the speed of sound, which is a feat that cannot be matched by any military aircraft in current production.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6eZ2b9ueGw

For any stoners out there who like to hear Reggae weed anthems, here is a catchy tune with a cannabis theme.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQNW0_RRicI

maasoap:
Will that equal to the destruction of Gaza caused by American bombs? Just asking

I was wondering how long it would take for the failed USA immigrant visa applicants and the semi-literate ers of Nigeria's virgin-hunting religious terror gangs to express their delight over the wildfires ravaging California. I have not been disappointed haha

Aaronsrod:


Mtcheew!

All this over sabi pippu.

This fires is Gods revenge against global Hollywood HQ of LGBT.

It is the gateway to Hell.
It must burn.
It is well.

Ha ha very funny. Confused religious cult everywhere.

DrMB:


President-elect Trump demands California Governor Gavin Newsom step down.

Everybody knows that Donald TRump is a lunatic who takes advantage of natural disasters to blame his enemies for everything.

BondRiv:
Wildfires are scams!

Those fires do not start themselves. They are deliberately started by people, aided sometimes with the use of directed energy weapons. Do not be fooled.

You are partially correct with this claim that fires GENERALLY don't start on their own, but you've forgotten that there are several ACCIDENTAL sources of ignition capable of starting massive fires, that cannot be ignored as possible culprits when wildfires erupt.

Lightning that is NOT accompanied by wet weather, also known as "dry lightning", has been known to start fires in Southern California and other locations worldwide.

Sparks emanating from the tail pipe of ing vehicles, or from bulldozers working to clear fire breaks, can also start fires that quickly spread to engulf square miles.

Carelessly discarded cigarette ends can easily start fires in dry conditions long after the smoker has left the area and forgotten all about that discarded cigarette end that was still smoldering.

A tree falling on live power cables can also ignite rapidly spreading fire outbreaks during dry weather.

One could cite additional fire triggers that are unintentional, but the above few scenarios all taken from very recent history, are sufficient proof that it doesn't take arson or man-made weather phenomena to start a fire when the entire landscape is tinder dry and ready to erupt in flames.

Seun:
The specs of light in the photos are from the oil in Eucalyptus trees. They could easily end the wildfires by replacing the trees, which are highly flammable because of the volatile oil that permeates them, but they don't. The Australians are in exactly the same situation. It's utter madness that California and Australia keep fighting oil-fueled fires every year and risking lives instead of just getting rid of the accursed trees.

Wow, the flammability of eucalyptus trees is an unexpected property to me as a layman, but it is even more surprising that officials in Australia and California thus far haven't demonstrated a willingness to address that particular elephant in the room. The choice of ground cover selected for the sides of California's freeways, for example, can be just as baffling.

That purple-flowered plant most often selected by California authorities as freeway embankment planted ground cover called oleander, is known to emit highly poisonous smoke when set alight. There have been several recorded instances where homeless people or illegal immigrants camping illegally beside California freeways were poisoned to death by the smoke of dry branches from that ground cover plant that they used to build campfires for warmth at night or to cook in their hidden encampments right alongside major freeways plied by thousands daily.

The thought of evacuating from a fire by driving the freeway, where one might succumb to the toxic smoke billowing from mile upon mile of burning poisonous plants, is a hellish predicament to even think about. So sad to see the picturesque bluffs of Pacific Palisades and the fabled Malibu canyons aglow in ghastly orange hues under the relentless advance of this unstoppable wind-whipped mega-fire that remains out of control at the time of this writing on January 9th, 2025.

This raging conflagration is utterly heartbreaking to see, yet, it has long been evident that global warming's intensifying effects are wreaking their toll with particular vengeance on the US West Coast's Sierra Nevada foothills, all the way from the Mexican border at Tijuana, clear on up through the entirety of California and northbound through Oregon into Washington State.

Never heard of this particular Congolese guitar player, but he is very skilled in the artform


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDC5uDT6lvE

A recurrent theme in UFO mythology is the description of craft that emerge from beneath the ocean surface in total silence, only to fly off at thousands of miles per hour into the stratosphere. These USO (Unidentified Submerged Objects) have been witnessed worldwide, but once again ALASKA ranks near the top of the list of locations where multiple eyewitnesses have reported seeing aerial vehicles that also travel underwater, all in total silence.

This trans-medium mode of travel is way beyond mankind's technological ability today in 2024, which suggests that the ocean waters off the coast of Alaska are home to one or more advanced non-human civilizations. The video clip below renders this mysterious phenomenon in ultra-realistic CGI imagery that captures the imagination and blurs the demarcation line between fact and science fiction.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQWRjJPSfGg

Today January 2nd, 2024 the Eyes on Cinema YouTube channel released yet another archival video record of retired US government officials describing in meticulous scientific detail their recollections of witnessing alien craft in and around sensitive military installations.

In one particularly striking , a launched missile flying far above Earth at thousands of miles per hour was observed being approached by a flying saucer that CIRCLED the in-flight missile, while beaming intense light at the missile from several positions as it orbited the projectile, as though analyzing the weapon of war as it flew.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg43ccj-69c&t=6s

Steve0979:
Una go just open una smelly rotten mouth like all those mgbidi girls Toto for imo state wey no dey baff dey yarn rubbish. Cho cho Cho everytime, u tink d federal govt/foreign ministry/justice ministry/heads of security agencies and d attorney general never siddon look at d possibilities of d fugitive terrorists to extradited before submitting a request for his extradition. Abi Una tink say na una illiterate nnamdi kanu lawyer type of tinibu employ? Make una just wait n observe e go b like film for una eye

Chai ! How as dis man been dey nak broken dey sweet like early morning palmwine wey tapper dem dey sell for village by daybreak

Originalsly:


Was he born in Finland? If you weren't born in a country .... but became a citizen via naturalization... then your citizenship can be revoked by the government. Isn't it the Finnish Government that is asking for certain documents before extraditing him? ..so what are you saying?

Let the coward come home.... the cause of many lives and suffering... of his own people? I know they have great plans for him when he arrives

Simon Ekpa's death-cult lemmings prefer to pretend that their bloodthirsty clown king was BORN in Finland when in fact he was never anything more than an immigrant to Finland who was born in Nigeria, but then awarded citizenship by Finland. That citizenship status is conditional in that it is predicated on good conduct. In other words, Finnish citizenship is a privilege that can only be retained for life by law-abiding naturalized citizens who are not linked by evidence to crime or terrorism in any part of the world.

With the grievous charges of fundraising fraud, wire fraud, AND terror incitement due to the murderous rampage that he encourages in Igboland via social media, there is a strong likelihood that Mr. Simon Ekpa will be unceremoniously stripped of his Finish citizenship as a prelude to serving his life term in jail as a Nigerian terrorist instigator and financier. The only uncertain aspect of Mr. Ekpa's terrorism trial pertains to where that trial will occur, that is to say, whether his court trial will be convened in Finland, The Hague, or Abuja.

Slurity:
Keep encouraging yourself with baseless assumptions. MAY BE YOU NEED TO BE REMINDED THAT THEY ALREADY KEPT HIM IN THEIR MOST NOTORIOUS MAXIMUM PRISON

So, in other words, Simon Ekpa is up shit creek without a paddle. \

He is DEEEP down in the pokey where the sun don't shine.

He is in the slammer, doing hard time with hard labor at the pay rate of one cent per day.

He is the hooker of Cellblock D.

Muahahaha hahaha haha yeah buddy. What goes around comes around.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXOQAyX9o0E

numericalguy:
Simon Ekpa don taya to dey pick soap for Finish prison.

Dem don scatter him nyansh for that finish prison wey him dey

No wahala dem get adult diaper for dat prison when go size dat big yansh

Calitoscassius:
You are very wellome. i hope you get the psychiatric help you need.


Have a happy stress free, emotional and rage free New year!

Haha good one. The polite tone of your writing is appreciated for its rarity. Too many Nairaland writers lapse into petty verbal spats that only distract and detract from the original subject of discussion, so it is always refreshing to dialog with those who stick to the subject at hand while endeavoring to remain cordial despite divergences of opinion with respect to current events making headlines.

I believe your political instincts are valid, but like many others, the bombast of snake oil salesman Mr. Ekpa lured you in as a loyal and unquestioning cult follower who learned from Mr. Ekpa to rationalize the notion that wanton extra-judicial killing of a few fellow Igbo people due to perceived violations of patently illegal "Stay-At-Home" orders might be justifiable in light of a "greater good" promised by Simon Ekpa.

In the eyes of both regional and international law, Simon Ekpa's burden of guilt is EQUAL to the guilt of every "Unknown Gunman" who ambushed and shot a civilian in the streets of Igboland under any pretext not sanctioned by a constituted Nigerian court of law. On this basis alone, Mr. Ekpa faces MULTIPLE charges of first-degree culpable murder whose legal consequences will manifest before the eyes of the world very soon. Mr. Ekpa will die in jail for certain, and it is only the manner of that demise that will differ by legal jurisdiction.

Simon Ekpa's surgical excision like malignant cancer from civil society is a GOOD development that reiterates the utmost respect the Finnish government has for human rights WORLDWIDE, which translates in practical to a policy of zero tolerance regarding the abuse of free speech rights in Finland, to further the illegal purpose of war-mongering, as Mr. Ekpa perpetrated openly without a care in the world for YEARS. Well, that overdue time of reckoning is at hand. Justice will be served on Simon Ekpa, and he will thereby qualify for a life sentence in jail without the possibility of parole.

Brother Calito I wish you and yours a prosperous and peaceful New Year 2025. I look forward to reading your comments after natural justice has run its course, and Mr. Simon Ekpa has been bundled away and safely locked up for good in his nice cozy cage where the sun never shines.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pFZraYDgvg

Calitoscassius:
man! You need to see a psychiatrist ASAP.

With your permission, sir, I would like to regard this thought you have expressed as a sincere compliment.

Calitoscassius:
Is this supposed to make sense?

Stop making things up in your head man!

I feel your pain, sir. It is evident in your prose. Simon Ekpa's destiny will be to die of sickness while observing his stay-at-home-in-jail protocol over the next few decades, long after his name has been forgotten by the sane world.

Have a great day sir. The sooner you extricate yourself from hip in the Simon Ekpa death cult, the sooner you will find peace of mind.

Calitoscassius:
As i said, you are very uniformed. I take it you have clear evidence to your claims and you would appear in court with your witnesses to testify to all your claims.


Stop being childish with all these jargons like stay at home, stay in jail nonsense. It makes you appear stupid.

If you are upset and hysterical now, just imagine your state of mind once terrorist instigator Simon Ekpa starts to serve his life sentence in jail like Charles Taylor.

Calitoscassius:
This guy is so emotional If only wishes can come through.

Finnish judicial system are not run by emotional tough guy nobodies on Nairaland.

Yes sir indeed, the deprivation of that fundamental right to go about one's lawful business jeopardizes the very BASIS of democracy.

By seeking to oppose that right to free movement with the use of armed thugs who shoot people in cold blood, Simon Ekpa is just as criminally culpable as the gunmen that he hired to kill his people who tried to leave home to make a living. He is going down sir, for life behind bars.

Calitoscassius:
Ofcourse, you didn't read it, i am not surprised. You have met someone who is more informed than you could ever be in your entire life. You know? You might have learnt something and educated yourself if you had read my comment. But hey! you probarbly wouldn't have learnt anything. Your loss! As i said, you have no idea what human right mean, you have never exprienced a system that works.

Finnish judicial system are not run by ignorant sentimental nobodies on Nairaland. Thank goodness for that.


Grow up! You sound like a very naive kid

Simon Ekpa ordered people imprisoned in their homes and killed when they ventured outside to make a living in Igboland so he is doomed to spend the rest of his wasted life behind bars as a stay-at-jail convict.

Hopefully, you'll learn to accept that reality when it goes down just as surely as daybreak follows nightfall. Have a delightful day sir, in the meantime.