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austynbch(m): 12:11am On May 14
I just realized NL don dey lack better news and information. I then.....NL isn't it anymore
austynbch(m): 12:07am On May 14
seborrhic:
The f ool was probably hired by Palm pay to their loan offer with his scam story.
There is no where that loan amount would amount to that meagre sum after 3 years.
If Palm pay was honest they should tell other people to come out with the interest accruing to their principal sums after just months,not even years that the loan was left unpaid.
Idiot!
So on point. E dey baffle me how some topics dey mk FP.
austynbch(m): 2:21am On May 08
And no state of emergency yet abi. Yet some people will give literature on why rivers state own was the right decision
austynbch(m): 2:00am On May 08
tellwisdom:
When big men play casino, you hail them.... but when poor man gamble, na virus, na disease, na mental addiction.

When Chinese/indian/American hacks database stealing millions- NA GURU. But when Nigerian stays indoor- NA YAHOO.

If you are one of those thinking this way, you have adopted witchery. So it’s safe to be addressed as an evil person.
You've said it all. Because some lose their house rent or school fees to gambling (majority of them here) e don turn epistle. Probably the op go bet Arsenal match come lose hm savings na y hm write dis long story. Do we the time of usa visa lottery and the likes? Are u saying those dat benefited were stupid to participate? What about crypto or forex? Because u lose doesn't mean others don't win. There must be losers to get winners. You can say bet reasonably (money u can afford to lose). But all the long story the op wrote is the type a heavy gambler that lost will write.

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austynbch(m): 1:40am On May 08
Omoawoke:


So if obasanjo had not done this, we won’t have phones in Nigeria?

Do you know how much that baba looted from this project?
you're seriously not making any point here. There many things that you'll think other government would have done, yet have not accomplished and you still give them excuse. Ordinary petrol price still keeps increasing, dollar to naira still a problem. These were tins that could lead to protest then. I'm sure if tinubu was in government then, even if hm manage introduce am, u must hm front desk before you collect sim card
austynbch(m): 4:44pm On May 07
id4sho:
No food price, pure clout undecided
No pics of the prospective couple sef. Or their state of origin. Just list. Better clout

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austynbch(m): 9:11pm On Apr 26
GloriousGbola:
The snakes are back to FP!

Seun is definitely awakened!
So on point, our old nairaland is coming back gradually
austynbch(m): 9:03pm On Apr 26
Op, most of them advising u are simps o. Do what u have in mind. If u feel its ur fault bros apologize and mend ur ways. Some of dem are worst than u. Go to their homes, you'll clap for yourself

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austynbch(m): 3:08am On Feb 25
See how quick people dey judge others. Funny enough people wen dey criticize no ask who Mia Khalifa be. because dem don watch am tire

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austynbch(m): 3:02am On Feb 25
Lanmonfishery:
No pre-intimacy??😂😂
If una wun nack, like how e Dey start
I Dey curious gan
Aswear...maybe dem go pray first grin grin

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austynbch(m): 2:54am On Feb 25
If females complain about dis type setting, no problem. But as a guy, no be say na ur daily routine, just to yan with fellow homies. 2morrow one of dem go mk am, d non-entities wen dey criticize d setting go be d first to say "ah, hm don forget us". No learning is wasted. Even if na football. Or babe matter sef. One of d guys go dey share ur babe with u, u no go knw. U go enter ur room dey do holy holy. I love dis type setting die. If ur babe na borehole e go cast
austynbch(m): 2:41am On Feb 25
EXOUSIAng:


That's a student hostel, they know each other.

You no go school??
So because na school hostel everybody knw their names. With dis ur statement u no sabi dis type setting. Relax for ur cubicle
austynbch(m): 2:37am On Feb 25
KingMack:
One thing I know about this setting is they don’t know each other’s name

Their names are as follows 👉 Senior man, Guy, Baba, Boss, Chairman, Broski, Egbon, Alaye, Bobo, Gee
on point. E sure die

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austynbch(m): 12:28am On Feb 22
duduade:
If at this stage and time you don't know what to do
Then I am sorry
Our gender has lost one man


Mayday mayday

One man down
This is Simplified grin
austynbch(m): 2:06am On Feb 16
BlueStripper:
Imagine what Nigerians are discussing? Such a time to be alive.

It has been proven that USAID sponsors Boko Haram yet no one is talking about it in Nigeria. We are talking about NEDU AND VDM.

Da Iska Kawai!
Asin i weak. Even as data increase price, nobody raise voice. Dis VDM baba strong. Just imagine wetin dey trend at a time like dis
austynbch(m): 1:57pm On Feb 15
Those ing VDM are they problem this nation have. This has proven dat this country has a long way to go. For heavens sake imagine wat you're ing. You're blinded by the truth because you're fan of a particular person. VDM can shit a church or mosque and call it a prank and all will hail him.
austynbch(m): 9:45am On Jan 01
One day dem go kidnap dis VDM, wen dem ask for ransom we go talk say na prank. Lets see hw it goes. Do we joke with everything? Wat differentiate hm from other skit makers that were arrested for expensive pranks. There's an extent to this and he crossed the line. Anybody dat believes this his cock and bull story...well, hm don already insult una. Anybody still following dis guy after dis scenario has a long way to go. Hm go prank una tire. He better apologize to the public

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austynbch(m): 12:41pm On Dec 26, 2024
My advice. Don't attend a church you're older than. All na scam
austynbch(m): 3:16am On Oct 22, 2024
The only thing that makes sense out of everything I read and saw, is the chest. smiley
austynbch(m): 3:08am On Oct 22, 2024
Negroid001:
We have bigger problems than bobby
Aswear na dis one weak me. See hardship choke yet na one transgendered be our major headline
austynbch(m): 2:22am On Oct 22, 2024
Christistruth00:



So because the President who won elections is not from your Tribe or from your side of the River Niger that automatically makes him a Criminal?
hope you're enjoying your tribe's regime. I'll vote him again on your behalf
austynbch(m): 8:36am On Feb 23, 2023
But really how much is tinubu paying dis guys for the country's destiny? Is it dat some youths are blind or incredibly stupid? With what APC has done and transpired in lekki toll gate some youths still have his back. I pray dat any candidate u vote as president, every calamity that affects Nigerians if he wins will affect you and ur generation. Say Amen
austynbch(m): 9:30pm On Feb 18, 2022
Mine... Mighty mouse in secondary sch cos i was smallish and troublesome
austynbch(m): 9:42am On Aug 20, 2021
festacman:
This is one big downside of being an obedient church boy. But the truth is that the Bible said "who findeth a wife" and NOT "who committee recommendeth a wife". So, you may need to go Talibanistic and take over your KABUL boldly and apologize to 'whom it may concern' later.

God bless you brother.
Burst my brain brother grin
austynbch(m): 7:35pm On Jun 15, 2021
Xilsbridalhouse:
Pray

My dear, do not marry just anyone all because you are due for marriage, otherwise you’d see anyhow.
Before accepting to marry anyone, please and please involve the Author of marriage and our creator who knows the person you want to be with 100% and while doing this, work on yourself as well and pray to be a better spouse for your partner.

1. Do not fornicate with your partner before going into that marriage o! The acc is always looking for opened doors to accuse you before God. Thank God we are serving a Merciful God but He is also a Consuming Fire.

2. God is not an author of confusion, so He won’t give you someone you are not compatible with! Watch out for compatibility as this would be necessary for peace to reign in your home.

For instance, I wouldn’t advise an introvert to marry an extrovert if you can’t handle his or her moving around, just stay off!

3. Ladies be submissive and respectful o! Dump all those feminists talks at your father’s house as no man will tolerate your rudeness, being disrespectful and nagging like wetin I no know!
Treat your husband like a King, trust me that is his MuMu Button o! Treat him like a king and he’d be willing to do just about anything for you.

4. Pray! This should be like your top most priority in that marriage. Don’t be on social media all day, go down on your knees for few hours and pray as a couple. Pray together please, as this is the unity the devil is fearful of. When two or more people....you know the rest. Pray together o!

5. Kill pride and be extremely humble. Stories like, he offended me so he has to apologize first should be left in your church bin after the ceremony biko! Don’t keep malice oooo...I repeat, do not and never keep malice! Forget pride, just walk to hubby or wife and start bombarding him or her with kisses and hugs, whether you are at fault or not. Be childish, tell Your spouse to carry you like a baby, pull a childish stunt to get your spouse attention and let peace reign. It is for your own good o! Don’t be forming I can keep malice for 200 years, na bitterness and sadness go finish you.
Also learn to forgive like a child. Don’t say things like, I need time to forgive you...which time biko? Unless of course he is a cheat and a wife beater, then you might forgive but I understand emotionally things can’t go back to normal. But once you pray for the right spouse, God will fight for you.

6. No room for Laziness in marriage darlings! You are Lazy? Dirty? Go work on yourselves now! You can’t enjoy such marriage. Also assist each other, wives are not slaves so men do what you have to do as a loving husband and how a king treats his queen.

7. Ehhhhh!!!! Third party Hian! Don’t try it!!! Erm “ I’ll report you to your Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Friend etc ...” eh! Don’t try it o! You only need God to resolve your issues. No single outsider should know what is going on in your marriage o! Quickly settle things before it gets out of hands.

8. Erm “My best friend is coming, My friends are coming “ ughhhh! Which nonsense friends? Better shut your home against friends if you want peace of mind. Not literally in a rude way, but there should be no form of closeness again, you are now married! Men! I understand you like to hang out with your friends but limit this as you are no longer a boy! You are now a man with responsibilities, so spend your time on productive things.

9. Be a good example. Treat each other in a way that you’d be grateful to God for bringing you two together. Communicate often, be each other’s best friend, look at situations from two angles and not just yours, correct each other with love, Study the word of God together and discuss your flaws and how to work on your flaws together. Laugh more and frown little or at all. Be an example of how a Christian home should be.

10. Don’t cheat on your spouse as all I have stated would totally be a waste of time if you do this. You won’t even escape God’s punishment and your life would remain sour unless you repent.
Don’t cheat on your spouse o!

10b. Ahhhh Finance! How could I have skipped this shocked Ladies and Gentlemen, this is one of the major Koko in marriage o! Wives be like “ I can’t spend my money o” mostly after getting sick advice and Lori iro advice from fake friends! Hubby be like, “pay me back that money you borrowed from me” shior! Mtchew!!!!
If you can’t handle having a t , not with a cheat o! Those cheats will spend your money on side chicks and side boos, that’s why it’s essential you pray like Elijah before accepting to marry anyone biko! Nothing is more sweet like having a t with your spouse with super understanding and same spending lifestyles! You will so enjoy this marriage ehn! Especially if you both are not materialistic and would rather invest than buy overrated Aso ebis!
Ladies, this is majorly for you! Who told you that man is your ATM? You work, he works but your money is for yourself in particular ? What happened to being ed as ONE? Why would you watch your hubby suffer while you have more than enough to him with even if you don’t want a t . I’m begging you please, do not leave financial responsibilities to men only! They are not robots na! Work hard, improve on yourselves, pray to God for creation of wealth opportunities, Be each other’s pillar, don’t frustrate and fight over money issues. You must understand that you are no longer different individuals but now ONE.
Men if your spouse agreed to submit her salary or profits to you, and you spend such money on useless things like giving one side chick girl that is playing mind tricks on you or you trying to get in her pants....I hope you know God will forget you and no one will help you.
Don’t fight over finance please, and if you need to do things 50-50, do it peacefully and if you as a husband you are capable of shouldering all the responsibilities please do it without feeling like a god.


I have so much to say but I pray the Holy Spirit leads you right and help you to speak when you should, act right and stay mute when you should, also do not forget your in-laws are important! Treat them like your blood even if this is a bit stressful, God will definitely find a way to reward you and there is nothing we ask our Dear Father in Heaven that He won’t do. For instance you could say, “Daddy, I’m stressed could you please make my brother in-law to stop acting irresponsible “ and He will answer you.

God bless you as you invite Jesus into your home.
Over wisdom.... Too much knowledge
austynbch(m): 12:36am On Oct 07, 2019
TheStarsAlign:
I see lot of cats here shouting MI this MI that. Truth is MI has more money/fame but Vector has more skill.

No doubt they're both good. However, the nature of the game is supremacy and if there were to be a live battle [with heads/veterans as jury; using every known rap technique], Vector will win.

If you don't know hip-hop like the back of your hands, don't get into arguement.
You're arguing already. Guess you're a victim of ur judgement
austynbch(m): 12:32am On Oct 07, 2019
callmeconfident:


You be really MUMU. C d kind pple when you know..I pity your future
Allow him to express his age group grin
austynbch(m): 12:28am On Oct 07, 2019
[quote author=snapshot post=82902824]that is because you dont know the music genre called hip hop[/quo5te]
Maybe he's vector's son that m.i was talking about
austynbch(m): 9:09pm On Feb 12, 2019
Abeg the campaign for this guy for nairaland don do na. Any party aside APC and PDP na.....Anyway, hope say d guy go give u car sha
austynbch(m): 1:47pm On Jun 29, 2018
Rhard:
Is it first tranche
second tranche
austynbch(m): 11:44am On Jun 29, 2018
Why is it dat dis prophets never prophecy good news? Always bad news

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