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Imagine a you as head of the house wake up early morning and you see this beautiful pet in your living room, what will be your next move.

source: obembet

That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

Target the head and smash it...

Then call my OG, Lalasticlala

say food is ready...

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

You are kidding right...?

That's a venomous snake. You can most times tell venomous snakes by their color.

This one is venomous!

Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

Fuel

Move out of the house

Na woman been meat and chop apples with snake for Bible no be man of the house

The rate and energy I will use to dismember this animal will be so quick and sudden...

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

It's when you pick it up you will find out if it's venomous or not

In this case, I accept to be the tail of the house .

Na to find neighbours wey get mind.

Ok

Evacuate the family find better iron rod.

I when I was with my grandma, she went to fetch water. The snake fell from a coconut tree into the bath of water on her head. (A wider bucket is called "baff" she gently put the baff down face it to the floor. She put a heavy stone on it. Lifted a side till the snake brought its head out and she killed it. Everyone including grandpa and his friend feared that woman that day. Grandpa's friend ate the snake as we don't eat snake.

Whats the correct spelling of "baff"?

First move Ur family to safety,then find way to eliminate intruder, if you don't have enough confident to do it alone, you call Ur neighbours to assist.

I will call for help. And I may not be able to sleep inside that house again!

Jeje ask for a complete refund from my landlord. Nothing like man of the house in this scenario.

Is well

Kill

Will.play with it.

I will become a woman for that moment.

Aboki oya take over!

You are the man!

The snakes are back to FP!

Seun is definitely awakened!

Who b man? The snake wey enter house without The occupants opening door abi na the humans wey dey inside?

call that Guy .....Snake in the city .....na him work

obembet:
Imagine a you as head of the house wake up early morning and you see this beautiful pet in your living room, what will be your next move.

source: obembet

kill it, can't leave the house for pets

Oh, how I detest this rope-like creature!

Kill it & Start Making Arrangement for Pepper🌶️ Soup

datola:
I will call for help. And I may not be able to sleep inside that house again!

Its Ur own house, will you run out too! Wen u human beings like u eating it. I think it's enough to reduce cowardice in u, not even homo sapiens that also owns his own anaconda under his tros.

run away with the kids

snake and woman na padi

As the woman of the house, what will you do?

obembet:
Imagine a you as head of the house wake up early morning and you see this beautiful pet in your living room, what will be your next move.

source: obembet

Bia b kiaful, which dirty beautiful pet . This slittering agent from the pit of hell. Olomaje oOoOO

I will call Lala

Emma09:
That's a Forest Cobra. Na to call Simeon keys and Suzzy Gillits to come help me catch am. Lolzzzzz.

Those guys are living far away in South Africa, Lalasticlala is nearby. Few incantations the snake will dry up on the spot, but you must give him the dried snake for a dinner

That's a Forest Cobra. Na to call Simeon keys and Suzzy Gillits to come help me catch am. Lolzzzzz.