NewStats: 3,259,321 , 8,169,801 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 05:16 PM 5s5r6h

shortgun:
What's his business.
Chochocho

No mind the Ette...

Them don knack his crush so he just dey rant as a typical ette wey him be.

Calabar men and women affairs

saintbillion:
Humble ooo. Make them no collect ur husband

Not only collecting, them go still dey born for am..😂😂😂.

That guy was rushed into marriage by his parents. This is the actual time he should be for him. It's more of he found his soul mate now.

Women.

Any man who has mastered his ways with them, will live long.

Anger control is another thing.

Zonefree:

That dude is gone

Lol

😂😂😂😂

Is that me in future? Yes. He has beautiful daughters though.

Samantha125:
So him teaching his girlfriend how to practice better hygiene means he's not a serious person?

This is proof that many of you guys on this thread lack personal hygiene.

In another twist, he likes them unhygienic.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zonefree:

A further proof that a man in love is a useless man.

Tueh

🤣🤣🤣😃🤣😃🤣🤣 BRO is off the hook.

Inukwam shaving a mere gf local government.

Babangidapikin:
Better learn to bake bread and set up your bakery....let it be your side hustle.... Country hard Country hard people go still chop bread.

You dey give better advise to a social media babe..It's just giving gold to a toddler who doesnt know the value.

Gone are days when what one studied in Nigerian school, will fetch him/her good money.

obembet:
To renew car documents in port Harcourt rivers state now is not child's play. Imagine paying over 35k to renew car documents without comprehensive insurance.

When third party insurance with no benefit takes #15000, vehicle license is between 2300 to 3350, Road worthiness and MOT is arround #7500, prove of ownership while CMIR cost #8000.
Ro
Now that Nigeria police introduce Tinted
permit which cost arround 25k without medical report.

So to renew car documents is now approximately #70000.

How much does it cost in your state?

Source: obembet

Salon car = 19k

SUV = 24k

Imo state

dederocs:
Sadly most men are just tolerating tired women, who just want to eat, watch content and sleep

Damn!🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is the life of some girls.

ARISHEM:
It’s normal. Mostly if they rush into it because of pressure to get married
And most times they did not factor that they marry the responsibilities attached to it which include in laws and their wahala.
Another reason is if the marriage is driven by lust and not love.
This mostly happen to men who marry due to premarital sex.

Any married man be it a pastor, your neighbor or motivational speaker that always look roughened, shabby or like a zombie after he got married and is in the habit of putting pressure on you to get married is your enemy.

And any chronic debtor that is in the habit of borrowing money up and down after he got married but yet disturb you to get married like him is your enemy

Both words and Meme on point!...😂😂😂😂

When a greedy person entered poultry business, the result will be obvious.

I mean do you know what it takes to feed just 10k birds alone? Not to talk of 300k plus.

Lol. Anyway the have learnt there lesson, though it is foolish to euthanize birds that can be free ranged and some shared to local farmers in the communities.

Funny country.
When We paid 30k for 5years licence as at 2020.

21k new price ko, old price ni.

Virtual sex and kids loading....😂😂😂

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Men are biologically wired to get tired of their wives some years after marriage.
It takes an intentional man to keep the sexual and affection fire burning even after marriage.

When you stress a man so much before agreeing to marry him, one day he'll look at you naked and be like, Is this what I was chasing all over the place? Omo I mumu that year no be small.
Once that realization hits him its all over.

If you are the type that rations sex based on good behavior, one day he'll find alternatives and call your bluff.

Most men will not react to your bad behaviors.
They simply withdraw affection and intimacy.

If you are cheating physically or emotionally or living a smart deceitful life, one day he'll find out for himself and just reorganize his life and may never even tell you he has seen your deceitful life.

If you subscribe to online feminists, be ready to attain their marital status of Single and bitter or divorced and confused, soon.

Words on Marble 👍

Tinubu's second term is a must..
The North should know this and know peace.

franchasng:
Sir Louis Ojukwu, the first documented richest black man and billionaire in Nigeria & Africa


If you are in doubt, use Google

Now, the list is complete!

helinues:
Toh



Abaribe in his own life no dey better things. So not surprised

Careless comment from online warrior who ed Buhari 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Talk is cheap.

Racoon:
It is understandable that the factors contributing to mass failure of this kind can be multi-factorial;

-1). Student. Natural Illness, Fatigue, Mental laziness, Effects of Digital Technology( phones, Internet etc ).
-2). Parental: Preference of courses which the students does not have natural endowments, forcing wards to choose tertiary institutions that are highly competitive etc
-3). Exam Bodies. Examination logistics( timing, exam centers, transportation issues, malfunctioning CBT computers,
-4). Miscellaneous. Get-Rich-Quick Syndrome,

Teens have unlimited to social media without parental guide.

004gist:


He recently vowed to unsit the present governor. Hope not with this substandard project?

See the short 0.3 aluminium gauge he used to roof the poultry farm ( Cassava Processing plant) that wind will blow away anytime soon.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy and his senior bro think say Abia still dey 1999.

Very poor roofing. Who is still using .3aluminium for roofing if not Kalu's family 😂😂

Negative impacts of a failed society. Back then, girl of her age has started cooking for the family. Her mom will just be directing for just special meals.

Let her mom continue, one thing is certain the girl will be a wife and mom highest in 10_15-years coming. And she must visit the markets whether weird or not.

Femack:
A car that was in my care was stolen on the (1st of may.2025)still difficult for me to explain how all this happened,I parked at a popular junction here in benin city,at ulegun market junction immediately after bridge idogbo,upper sakponba, its around 9:pm i quietly parked at the junction just for me to cross to an aboki man t to get a fast indomie,I perfectly central locked the motor and locked the steering neck,the key was with me just for me to cross back the car was no-where to be found,with alot of my belongings and people's money inside a cash of above 1.8million was hide under the center sit, including 3posmachine power Bank my shop key inside
It's a [b][/b]a Toyota sienna 2006model dark blue color,still in tears writing this message because the car was just brought back from workshop where I upgraded it and spray it newly,it just a day interval.
If anyone has any details at all in recovering this car should help me out, already report to the police.

REG.NUMBER..KWC123SV
Chassis number.4T3ZF19C63U540686
ENGINE NUMBER.1MZ8155626
I don't have the recent picture of it but is as clean as this one I ed

First suspect na where you do the upgrade/ painting.

Time flies...she used to be that petite babe that year..

eepeepook:
“If you love something, let it go.”

This is an amazing example.

This is purely Machiavellian.

Xavier0978:
Hey guys,

Please, I need your opinion on this issue. So I’ve known my girlfriend since NYSC 2019, and ever since then, we’ve been best of friends. I travelled out in 2022, but we still kept in touch and from there we started dating. I’m 29 and she’s also 29. Honestly, I have plans to settle down and marry her when things are right.

A quick note: she’s been trying to come over to meet me as a student ever since I got here, but for one reason or the other it hasn’t worked out (Canada visa rejections and all). Now, she’s talking about how she plans to settle down before her next birthday and even suggested that I marry her while she waits in Nigeria for a maximum of two years before ing me. She really just wants to get married.

To be honest, I currently work and I’m also doing another master’s program in a very reputable institution here in Canada, and I will be done this year. The stress of working and schooling is a lot, and my current workplace pays the barest minimum. I literally have nothing left after sorting out all my bills and expenses. I’m not financially ready to settle down right now, and I even gave her a timeline of two years. Worst case, no matter what, we’ll settle down in two years max. Let me try and fix things for myself here. I can’t marry and bring someone’s daughter here to come and suffer.

I’m a worried person. My dreams are really big and God knows I’m working tirelessly to achieve them. She also knows because I discuss everything with her. Honestly, I understand her point of view, but I’m the kind of person that gets really anxious easily. It would kill me to get married, have kids, and not be able to cater for them.

I know you can’t have everything financially before settling down, but I want at least a moderately stable job. One that allows me to take care of her confidently even if she comes over and doesn’t work immediately. To be honest, my job pay is very low, like unimaginably low, and I’m just barely surviving. I’ve pictured every possible scenario, thinking and planning ahead, but everything is pointing to one answer — I’m not ready.

Considering her age and the kind of person she is, I strongly believe that after marriage she will want kids and to start building a family. That’s not a bad thing, but I, as a man, don’t want to get stuck in that life yet because I know the kind of future I envision. I’ve always promised myself that I won’t raise a family on “manage-manage.” I feel like if I get married now and start raising a family, my focus will shift entirely to making sure they live well, which could make me lose track of my personal goals.

I swear, I know my girlfriend loves me. That’s not in doubt. But I’ve been pleading with her to give me at least two more years. If after that things are still not great, then we’ll settle down and manage until something better comes.

Right now, to be honest, I don’t even have anything financially to plan a small wedding, and I definitely won’t borrow or ask anyone for financial to do a wedding.

Please, I want your honest opinion. The two options here are: either get married before this time next year or end the relationship now, as there are other people already asking for her hand in marriage.

Let her go..

Otherwise, see you see regrets. I love you no dey pay bills.

Otherwise same her,go change am for you if you can't provide.

Umuaka Indomie right now..

GIDIBANKZ:
How come India have the BEST DOCTORS and they are POOR

Indians are not poor as perveived. They accepted western concepts in science,medicines and general Education. But rejected western culture and religion.
They are stuck to their ancient traditions and belief plus the west frustrated their political stability back then, which affected there economy as well.

Saboteur gisting🤣🤣🤣

That was the time he was In contract with Buhar-Tinubu c-Apc merger. He went to Kano to Install Sanusi. During Jonathan era.
The length he went to, just to sabotage his brother Jonathan. And show Wike he is gamer. Today, look at the table na. Same Wike is with Tinubu and Amaechi is now In Political IDP.

Evil Men do.

🤣🤣🤣
A thread to trigger my Nairaland guys..lol

I always preach this, once you've reach a certain height as a man, you must have taste, choice and standard of Women you need/want. Naturally even a woman with nothing, still has choice and standard of men she intends to be with.

Most men think with their third leg. Na why dey settle with anything inside skirt.

This lady has set her standards and it is fine. I am even concerned at a 40yr old man WITHOUT anything to show for. It's somehow.