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vincenteger: 4:22pm On May 14
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Ask your uncle in America or Canada.

Let's not talk about UK.

So this policy tinubu has set for you here is better?
Oga rest

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Tendd: 4:22pm On May 14
And what was cool about getting fat other than fat - related health complications?Heart diseases,heart failure,high BP,type 2 diabetes etc and eventually premature deaths are what you get from being fat.Most of the slump and die fatalities are all linked to obesity.Life expectancy in this country is 54 years and yet Nigerians still can't grasp the reasons.

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Jacks14: 4:22pm On May 14
I swear, you are right!

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Caaz: 4:23pm On May 14
My husband raised this same concerns days ago cheesy cheesy cheesy
He said I m adding weight,whilst he's losing flesh,i tellam say,i dhey gain weight
For the both of us.


May God bless him for us.

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LoneSoldier(m): 4:24pm On May 14
You married men will see something, your liability wives we be like agric female broiler, why you family men will look like dry native male fowl.... grin

BACHELOR FOR LIFE

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fitinwell: 4:24pm On May 14
Chilipepper:
“Marriage no dey fatten men again?” — Netizen laments how husbands now ‘dry up’ instead of adding flesh few years into marriage


You think it's easy sustaining family in this T-pain regime...

We all brought this pain to ourselves...

So let's deal with it....

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id4sho(m): 4:25pm On May 14
Wives are drying up too oOoOO. No enough food to eat 🤷
Ekwulekwule: 4:27pm On May 14
The same way most women become fatter after the death of their husbands

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CHAQUR: 4:29pm On May 14
Time for Tinubu to start giving married men allowances.. (Special alla-wy) is necessary at this point.

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CodeTemplarr: 4:30pm On May 14
They use their flesh to their offspring.
Cmanforall: 4:31pm On May 14
Chilipepper:
“Marriage no dey fatten men again?” — Netizen laments how husbands now ‘dry up’ instead of adding flesh few years into marriage


grin cheesy grin

Woke generation!

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Amalekki: 4:32pm On May 14
It is but it is not mandatory.

However, marriage is a sacred institution of utmost importance in molding future generation within the right environment. In other words, it is a very dangerous development when the environment for productive marriage is not present. Both the male and the female must be adequately and intentionally prepared for marriage otherwise we are only multiplying issues within the society. Part of the critical pillars of marriage is the ability of the key parties to provide means of sustaining the daily livelihood of all involved. In the absence of the necessary resources, marriage should be the last thing on the mind. It is not something to toy with or else you are only building structure on a very weak foundation, it will collapse.

dododawa1:
Marriage is part of life.

Either your like it or not.

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BABANGBALI: 4:35pm On May 14
No be all men o. If you see seun now, him don chop up after getting married

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dederocs(m): 4:36pm On May 14
Sadly most men are just tolerating tired women, who just want to eat, watch content and sleep grin

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Amalekki: 4:36pm On May 14
Social welfare programs are very important. People demonize these programs because of the poor implementation not the actual objective and possible benefits. No child should be raised in an inconducive environment and that is the key focus of social welfare programs in many countries. Every Nigerian child must be brought up in dignity not dilapidated physical and emotional structures in the name of marriage.

Broad, well researched and well designed social welfare programs are much needed everywhere in Africa.


CHAQUR:
Time for Tinubu to start giving married men allowances.. (Special alla-wy) is necessary at this point.

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maasoap(m): 4:39pm On May 14
vincenteger:
The economy itself is bitting
With tinubu as the president
With low incomes

Coupled with the mentality of today Nigeria women.
It's better to stay single

I personally believe that we haven't witnessed singles and baby mamas era yet, it is just loading grin grin

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empron(m): 4:44pm On May 14
It is not easy at all before you pay one bill finish another one is landing trying to open my gate today I saw NEPA bill hanging just finished filling the gas cylinder 😁 thinking of fuel to take them to school tomorrow.Tinubu has turn me to farmer now,goat , chicken and fish just to augment the bills.

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highchief1: 4:44pm On May 14
Chilipepper:
“Marriage no dey fatten men again?” — Netizen laments how husbands now ‘dry up’ instead of adding flesh few years into marriage

funniest post I have seen this year.if anything happen to me make una arrest this poster.laugh don kill me here.its actually very true.

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nwirinedu(m): 4:48pm On May 14
Lies.
BabaIbo: 4:48pm On May 14
This is a lie please. Men are looking fresher and better after marriage.

You just dey find excuse not to marry, more like the saying "na poverty make poor man talk sey bitterleaf soup bitter"

I am a living witness.

The only time I have added weight like I do now or look this fresh was when I was living with my parents.

If you see as I lean during my bachelor days ehn.

Work and pray to marry a good woman.

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Pootle: 4:51pm On May 14
the difference between before and after marriage is wide, i look healthier and fatter. no more excessive drinking, smoking over gaming. ye all are jus out there to end the word marriage
AcrossUNIVERSE: 4:53pm On May 14
bazoodo:
Once you dating a lady and all she does is collect from you every time, you better run

taxt and income collector
AngelicBeing: 4:54pm On May 14
phoneport:
grin grin grin grin grin
Married Men are now endangered species shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
tongue
AngelicBeing: 4:55pm On May 14
DLSReigns:
Most homes are gone. All you see are familiar strangers enduring each other in a house.
This is Deep 😂
AngelicBeing: 4:56pm On May 14
bazoodo:
Once you dating a lady and all she does is collect from you every time, you better run
Hahahaha 😂, you must marry by Force, l will call your family to give you a wife this week tongue
AngelicBeing: 4:57pm On May 14
FalseProphet1:
I see more men drying up as a result of the economy.

This I have seen.
sad
Chassypappy: 5:04pm On May 14
Just dey drink one one bottle of beer every day and thank me later
Ebubu: 5:04pm On May 14
Thelannister:
I spend a total of 7-10k daily to manage with serious complain to feed and all. Just myself a wife and a kid.


Nawao 7-10k daily and she dey apply serious complain is she well? Does she think economy is easy ? Instead of complaining why can't she you ? In Bible a wife is supposed to be a .

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BitmapStudios: 5:06pm On May 14
Have you seen Happney65? Baba's stomach disagrees with this your post.

cool

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judewrites: 5:07pm On May 14
The irony is that in the midst of mass suffering some men are marrying 2 or 3 wives at a go ...so it doesn't apply to all and sundry.

Seek God's favor and blessings.
Angelfrost(m): 5:08pm On May 14
Well, your physical disposition is directly proportional to your mental disposition.

Peace of mind is not guaranteed when you marry someone more concerned about her greed and wants than your state of mind.

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