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Marriage No Dey Fatten Men Again?netizen Laments How Husbands Now Dry Up (20781 Views)

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Chilipepper: 2:38pm On May 14
“Marriage no dey fatten men again?” — Netizen laments how husbands now ‘dry up’ instead of adding flesh few years into marriage

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njokuuche77(m): 4:15pm On May 14
Once upon a time, marriage gave men potbellies grin. Now? It’s six-packs by force, stress-induced!
Dear future husbands, as you plan to say 'I do,' don’t just prepare for the wedding, prepare your emotional strength and financial stamina.
Love is sweet, but it's sweeter when there’s peace of mind and at least steady power supply and data. If not, na slim-fit be your destiny!
If the love doesn’t come with emotional stability, you’ll be eating three square meals and still losing weight!

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Ulogwe1: 4:16pm On May 14
Ok
meobizy(f): 4:16pm On May 14
Yawn.
phoneport(m): 4:16pm On May 14
grin grin grin grin grin
Married Men are now endangered species shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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cassidy1996(m): 4:16pm On May 14
Being married is not easy, it takes a lot from you

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apikipiki1(m): 4:16pm On May 14
No be lie oh! grin grin grin

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MatrixReloaded: 4:16pm On May 14
Inner peace of mind was never a child playground

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TheStranger: 4:17pm On May 14
True

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SUGARCyprian247: 4:17pm On May 14
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DLSReigns: 4:17pm On May 14
Most homes are gone. All you see are familiar strangers enduring each other in a house.

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Vickym1(f): 4:17pm On May 14
When he think about the price of pampers, house rent, nepa bill and the rest of them then he become restless in the night

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vincenteger: 4:17pm On May 14
The economy itself is bitting
With tinubu as the president
With low incomes

Coupled with the mentality of today Nigeria women.
It's better to stay single

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hisexcellency34: 4:18pm On May 14
If you fat, how you wan tek perform for bed?

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AfricanA31: 4:18pm On May 14
Don't marry until you are capable. You won't dry up if you are up to the task

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iampeterben(m): 4:18pm On May 14
Speak of yourself.

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bazoodo: 4:18pm On May 14
Once you dating a lady and all she does is collect from you every time, you better run

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Commentor: 4:18pm On May 14
vincenteger:
The economy itself is bitting
With tinubu as the president
With low incomes

Coupled with the mentality of today Nigeria women.
It's better to stay single


Ask your uncle in America or Canada.

Let's not talk about UK.

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dododawa1: 4:18pm On May 14
Marriage is part of life.








Either your like it or not.

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jaxxy(m): 4:18pm On May 14
renewed shege aka buhari promax undecided

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Godjone(m): 4:19pm On May 14
angry

The wahala wen these girls of nowadays dey give their husbands is very terrible. It makes some men end up in A beer parlour after work because the nagging wife is there at the door step waiting for him like a vulture that is waiting for his victim to fall so it can feast on it.

No more peace for men because of the terrible attitude of these generational women

Tuehhhhhhh..........

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jojo1415: 4:19pm On May 14
No be lie....some men no de come back home on time again because of frustration from their wives[sup][/sup]

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Sonnobax15(m): 4:20pm On May 14
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Women don commercialize marriage normally,while na men dey suffer for the whole institution.

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tuoyoojo(m): 4:20pm On May 14
Lol

Na tilumbu do this one

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FalseProphet1(m): 4:20pm On May 14
I see more men drying up as a result of the economy.

This I have seen.

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bigdammyj: 4:20pm On May 14
Noted.
Goldbw122(m): 4:21pm On May 14
All in all we will still marry that is just the hard truth na people wey nor get this money na even dey marry well well.. yeah..

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ARISHEM: 4:21pm On May 14
It’s both normal and abnormal. Mostly if they rush into it because of pressure to get married
And most times they did not factor that they marry the responsibilities attached to it which include in laws and their wahala.
Another reason is if the marriage is driven by lust and not love.
This mostly happen to men who marry due to premarital sex or who marry without thinking or factoring what value in or resources and wellbeing their spouse will contribute to the union.


Any married man be it a pastor, your neighbor or motivational speaker that always look roughened, shabby or like a zombie after he got married and is in the habit of putting pressure on you to get married is your enemy.

And any chronic and emaciated debtor that is in the habit of borrowing money up and down after he got married but yet disturb you to get married like him is your enemy.

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PRINCESSFCFANSs: 4:21pm On May 14
OK ,



its not true ,





marriage is a unique institute by God




pray for the right partner ,




and don't force yourself into marriage ,




get married when you are ready for it.





Princess Faith Chukwu

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