NewStats: 3,265,149 , 8,185,793 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 04:05 PM 423h33

i'm loving this our backwardness, it will soon get to a point where the federal goverment will start paying Nigerians to watch matches and even give us a bonus if we manage to draw a match.

[size=20pt]WE DON'T NEED A FOOTBALL TEAM, PERIOD.[/size]

Hisses! wat a bad day . . useless flying chickens.

oh not again!  !   rubbish  

20 lines . . . kai! wat's wrong wit our players.

ninjitsu:

jesusssssssssssssss who r these emcess ibime and streetwise. that was some sick shit down this toilet. dont even know who takes ma vote. where d hell was i the past times. I really missed soimething here.

eldee:

Come on . . . you know everyone wants to battle Streetwize right now.
I just want to make it as quick as possible.

You wan battle me?? for real u can test/ am like a jamb test/ nigga u cant

If u's the jamb test then i'm already lookin forward to graduation

streetwize:

oi, mailmac. . . i hav time now. . . so if your up 4 it. . . ill put my pen to paper. . . .

No probs . . Eldee, do ur job jare. I'm kinda busy nw, will write nd email a verse to eldee after the football match

Ahh! Ofoks, why u come dey curse Eldee naw wetin im do u?

You're the challenger, you're the one that needs to prove that you're good enough to battle him

Hehehehe u don't fix old netcees jst to battle a new one. _{if u make me vex nw i go battle u} 

lmao! i'm afraid, i can't battle Lalaboi. i can get Alexpissu for him though!

eldee:

@Streetwize
I'm thinking of setting up a battle between Sauron and Mailmalc and having the winner battle you.
That'll be like killing two birds with one stone . . . what do you think??

@Sauron and Mailmalc
Are you game??

No no hell no   Streetwise should battle the both of us seperately! .    .   .   i'm way too lazy to start writing a lenthy verse but if he's ready then sure i'm in.

@Malthus, sup mehn .   .    i wonder hw u always get to monitor proceedings here lol

@Lalaboi, nahhhh can't battle MrCrackles, he's too sick wit the Wackness .  .  don't want to get infected lol.   .jst kiddin ooo

streetwize:

Ibime lost cuz of overconfidence. . . if d guy had dropped that verse he dropped against Sauron. . . it would hav been anoda matter. . .

but no worry guy. . . we go battle. . .chill now haba!!! . . . make I enjoy glory small now. . . . wetin be your own?. . . your blood too dey hot oh!!

hahahahaha .     .   .   true talk. I pity Ibime's next victim opponent in advance lol

Ofokasibe seeded 1st? lol. . . You 1 make am whooping boy like tahiti?

  Streetwise, hw abt takin Ofokasibe _{ur bonus} ASAP! jst 5 bars would do the damage i bet.   All hail Ofokasibe, NL rap offesor.   .  . sry .  . proffesor!

O boy. . .comot my name! lol. . . . This dude will kill me with one bar lol. . . .

lwkm

Uhmmmm .   .    i thought i was done wit Tourneys  .  .  there's no point chewing the same food over and over again   Jst a versus with streetwise would do! can't start goin through the whole tourney process again. Sauron is kinda right bt streetwise is really clever wit his lyrics. Streetwise remains a challenger to the remaining of us   .  .  so let him pick an opponent. Sauron inclusive! .    .       Ibime, chill . . don't worry, u'll get to re battle him much later.

Chamotex
Mailmalc
Sauron
Ofokasibe
Lalaboi

@Malthus & Wordsmith, sup . . jst let us know wen ye ar ready

hey hold on
is spitzofrenik not the same as ibime , i thot ibime was spitzofrenik on africanhiphop??
ibime how true

u contradictin ur self man.    .  Ibime=Spitzofrenik, Spitzofrenik=Ibime . . its all the same thing.

Well i guess streetwise gots a few more to go  
Chamotex
Ibime
Malthus
Mailmalc
Wordsmith
If he wins, then he'll officially be crowned NL's rap king nd probably get Ofokasibe as a bonus  

my oh my! Wher do we start from? Multies + Metaphors = Tie! bt streetwise ws a beast wit those kinda punchlines. Shit!

I don’t welcome a rival/ so you dead on arrival/

Love this.

your drunk with pride?. . . . I'll dangle u 4rm a bridge and make you hang-over

Dayummm!

Infact no need to start quoting cos i might jst end up pickin a whole verse. Streetwise hits plantinum, NL Battle of fame, Best Ever Battle Verse hahahahaha nice ones 

Actually, there aint no black dots Ye! my eyes

Lord hav mercy ,   .  .    it's not a small something here oo  anyways, Naija gurls r equally pretty.

Jay i'm gud ooo don't mind me jare  hw's u doin?

nw i emmerge wit an iller force crushing-nine-lifes/
for crossin my lines, cats not knwin when approachin land mines/
only thing right abt 'em is their fucking-hand-drive/
i could pen a library of rhymes then stuck in archives/
if u fly then i'm ready to f*ck you up/
scrubbin towns by using your head to mop the floor/
if you think u's sick, well here's a cough syrup/
hepatotoxin a liver so like Kels r ma burn it up/

[center]RUBBISH ! ! !
This one, is for me nd myself/
far as i'm spittin this verse i'm simply dissin myself/
i knw u r like this boy is probably sick in his head/
no maybe yes my brain i bet is freakin impaired/
couldnt get a mec cos its needin repair/
bt i'm leavin it there . .its like it's stil sleepin in bed/
checked around the brain to see if pinky is near/
cos the flow i'm sippin no thinkin i'm speakin instead/
wait a minute pls give me a sec/
this is not free and fair even if i'm really sincere/
hw cld a guy pick a knife then try splitin himself. . /
. . in halves infact he willingly bled/
way silly cos the next minute he's dead/
hw fearful, i guess the drama didn't impress/
nw the girl is cheerful, she's givin him sex/
calmin dwn his nerves, nw his whole system is clear. . . AaooW! [/center]

AfroCynic:

Kelly is tryna start an ethnic beef, He says how can D'banj claim to an Igwe when he is not 'Nwafor' , This dude is a real anofia!

How dare he complain about being copied, did he not rip off Tuface's Tru love?

Mehn, I want Mo'Hits to unload on this guy!!

Afro wher hav u been sef . . so u Ibo? btw wats 'Nwafor'.

Better at least.

1-1 abi?  

Dunno abt D Banj bt i think Terry G hs been raisin eyebrows over the constant use of the phrase 'tile tile' by Kelly Handsome.

lalaboi:

Am just happy he dissed Terry G for the nonsense he's always shouting!. . . . . .maybe he'll change now lol ,

all those. . . kbkjbkjfbkjbabsjkbdj free me! kfskjjfhfahlbB FREE ME!. . .WTF?

lol

i think this is just a plain attempt by kelly to resurrect his already dead career

Na u kill the maga?

Hehehe . . Kelly why nw lol

Woman


Ivory coast or Egypt

i don't tell lies. . infact i have neva told a lie

see ur dada . . . sry, i mean dreadlocks

I am beginning to suspect Yar-Adua.   .   .   did he trade Nigeria's progress for money or sumfin?

Hmmmm .   .   . wats the fuzz for? Basket mouth jacks then recycle foreign jokes nd so? at least he is more realistic with his jokes and makes u freakin laugh your balls out. Klint is the best 'freestyle' comedian ever. Saw him on the Moment wit Mo show nd his jokes were strictly drawn out'ta the questions being asked. Ther ws this particular one;

Mo: I heard you are now married .   .  . 
Klint: Oh, i heard it too (wit a very funny look), saw it on newspapers, tv . . .

.   .   and this other one about his 3 months old son being an importer and exporter (always importin breast milk nd exportin faeces). Funny!

Timaya 23yrs old u mst be kiddin me . . hehehe

galleria:

Justus Esiri is Don Jazzy's father believe it or not.

NOT AT ALL

aieromon:

On a serious note though,hasn't it been established that Enebeli Enebuwa AND NOT Justus Esiri is not paternally related to Don Jazzy

! TRUE, YEP