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mailmalc(m): 9:55pm On Aug 22, 2009
DRAW! grin
mailmalc(m): 9:51pm On Aug 22, 2009
Uhmm . . Jim Iyke sometime late last year once said he was dating one American model (video), She was on P-diddy Nasty Girl's Video - the elevator scene or sumfin. He actually told me this in person cheesy wink tongue
mailmalc(m): 11:50pm On Aug 19, 2009
heard K'nan's TIS. . . nice song. tongue btw, where's d direct link 2 d article?
mailmalc(m): 11:45pm On Aug 19, 2009
mshewww! rubbish piece.
mailmalc(m): 3:08am On Aug 14, 2009
Every CD critics gave it a 3, then 3
Years later, they'd go back and re-rate it
And call the Slim Shady LP the greatest
The Marshall Mathers was a classic
The Eminem Show was fantastic
But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it
I guess enough time just ain't ed, yet
A couple more years, that shit'll be ill-matic
grin grin

I guess y'all ain't thru wiv the verdict . . . r ma hav to wait longer for more peeps to rate my verse cheesy
mailmalc(m): 12:42am On Aug 11, 2009
@Prince 82, thanks bruv for the message. hmmm . . . P.TechnIQ is really gud. Wish he could construct his barz properly to make 'em read-able. Perfect!
mailmalc(m): 12:22am On Aug 11, 2009
@ibime,. . so bruv, wats d deal?
mailmalc(m): 12:17am On Aug 11, 2009
M.I is already working on his sophomore album, M.I 2, and this is the very first single. Only last friday, he was @ d studio with 2face Idibia, and from what we hear, the album will be like a movie. Believe me, it’s a huge project. Where do you expect to get more info on that? You guessed right: notjustOk.com. Stay tuned…

http://www.notjustok.com/2009/08/10/m-i-ft-ice-prince-somebody-wants-to-die-world-exclusive/
mailmalc(m): 11:52pm On Aug 07, 2009
[b]SUMMARY 070809
-----------------------------------[/b]Woke up dis morning n' acknowledged the heavens
it's my b-day! Goodness me . . it's August 7th
up to a new level, time i relegate 'em loadz
and elevate ma mood to a 'celebration mode'
Then a call came right thru on my cell phone
Hello! bad news. . just said i should tell yo
'Anetor' is dead! nd i was like Hell . . NO!
nw. . dats a bro, role model nd me close pal
alryt i it, i felt those tears as they rolled down. .
. . . my cheeks so fast way out of control
the news got me quakin like i was abt to xplode
rushed to his crib, saw the place was already filled
Sh!t, what are you telling me . .still tryin not to believe
not until we were on our way to the cementary
quite some minutes spent nd old memories kept flashin
more tears to shed . . as they lowered his casket.
9pm i'm bck to the crib, one stare at my cake in the fridge
no single sign of relief . . . i was greatly in-grief
just couldn't bear the loss it bore on us all
had to 'spare the liquors nd 'save for later consumption!


"I spent my birthday buryin nd mournin a relation cry! Nw dat is so not fun lol All the same. To God Be The Glory!." cheesy
mailmalc(m): 12:06pm On Jul 25, 2009
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
mailmalc(m): 11:55am On Jul 25, 2009
Perfect camera angles bt i fink Sesan ran out of ideas on this one. Bad concept wiv a stupid effect! cry could hav been better. Nice song though
mailmalc(m): 11:53am On Jul 25, 2009
BENITA IYERE OKOJIE! Dats her full name nd i wonder where she's been all these years. undecided
mailmalc(m): 10:24am On Jul 25, 2009
ma tactics inshort, gets this fool rapidly burnt wit text-acids dat yields a ghastly result/
i'm lashin his butt/ mailmalc is gon' take a piss (peace) on ur sorry ass for startin this war/

Holy Christ! . ,  /r ma empty ur brains like putting a hole inside/
punchlines hittin ur face/ nw watch ur Nose decide .  .  /
ur fate wit no disguise then i'll pro'lly get jailed for Homicide/
i glo in style/ chillin to watch-this ho' rock-the pole wit Pride/

my mic check pounds/ ur collectenea-raps bin auctioned for jst 1 naira-cash/
In the long run I make ur shine last this short like a Camera Flash/

i xpose this dead rat/ wen i X-ray my sick potentials wit these clear facts
Ibime stil wouldn't cum thru even if given a 30mins 'head' start/
his jaws i clap fast, clamp it then mail it back wit no stamps/
u deliver flows right into my trash can ooops! u's such a bad postman/

seriously ur lyrics don't hurt me as if i've got analgesia/
like withlows i infect ur fingers/make 'em shun (Sean) keys like 'Kingston nd Alicia'/

like infant kids, u could either crawl or sit /. .  but u just can't stand this/
u wouldn't get past this/ war boundary even wit ports from UN peace councils/
This asshole buildin castles wit glass stones/ watch me shatter his last hopes/
take this chance bro. . take a 'lil glance though/ quit! .then take ur sh!t back home/
mailmalc(m): 10:18am On Jul 25, 2009
@Ibime,
I'm so very sry . . . my internet subscription ended yesterday cry nd i had to rush to a friend's house this mornin wit my laptop just to post this. I see you was right on time. I haven't even checked ur lines. Please accept my aplogy! cheesy
mailmalc(m): 4:12pm On Jul 24, 2009
Sup Ibime, sry . . i slept off last nite grin. I'm really having a busy day but droppin a few bars won't be a problem so, at what exact time (Nigeria) are we postin our verse? cool Meanwhile, i think we should have it done properly i.e. . . .

1. 9 Bars (18 lines) **FIXED** no more no less
2. 1 Round (A second round if it's a draw)
3. All out dissing, no holds barred
4. No judge; Voting restricted to 'known' hip hop heads or respected netcees only
a). A total of 7 votes.


prince 82:

@ maimalc

I'm a be here to see all these ur analysis boy.

I hope u gon' bring'em tighter than mine. cos if not?. . . . .


U'll beat me or sumfin cheesy Dude, I've got my own standards . . go thru my battles wink
mailmalc(m): 11:37pm On Jul 23, 2009
MI has got the magic static
He's got the chrome automatic, he's so systematic
His flow is so melodic, neurotic , chronic,
So supersonic and bionic,
and you can get on it,
He flows in eubonic, english, broken
he is lyrically smokin'
He is Nigeria's hip-hop token.
Naeto C fans have got to be joking!
 cheesy cheesy
mailmalc(m): 9:15pm On Jul 23, 2009
@Ibime, sup fam . . . u'v indeed proved beyond reasonable doubts u'r lyrically gifted. Hw abt a lil battle. Ibime Vs. my humble self 2nite grin I should be able to come up wiv sumfin within 2 or 3hrs. I don't do long scripts cheesy maybe we should settle for the usual 8-bars (16 lines) or sumfin. Wat ya think? undecided Holla back if u'r interested so i could set up the thread. Maybe u shud battle me b4 movin ahead to battlin Malthuss! tongue so . . . . wat u say?
mailmalc(m): 8:58pm On Jul 23, 2009
I'm njoyin this  grin grin don't see anyfin wrong wiv the name calling! undecided I seriously hope The Game don't chicken out nd start apologizin
mailmalc(m): 8:23pm On Jul 23, 2009
[center]nw i'm back like the 80's, u knw why i say this
if u don't believe in me then u r so aethist
flipin flows like pages i'm pro'lly rockin different stages
alot dudes frontin/ i'm leanin back in a mercedes
i'm blazin they wavin the shit is rily crazy
amazin i could go on nd on i'm not being lazy
haters hatin i ignore cos' they hate is stil baseless
play the fool while i get u skooled from the basics
this lyrical seriel killer got no replacement
Erase ur existence so ur info gon be traceless[/center]

Wud up 'brid, 'smith, malthuss,menike, ibime, sauron tongue, . . Alex p wher u've been?
mailmalc(m): 8:17pm On Jul 22, 2009
chamotex:

It’s the final LAP but ‘MailWANK’ is still on ‘shuffle’ like an ‘iPod’, just running on empty battery
'Achilles' (I-kill-his) clan's ankles till they dangle, so im not the one getting ‘de-feeted’ verbally
This ‘MALC’ loves to receive SPAM (sperm) MAIL up the arse via ‘SPECIAL DELIVERY’

Got you taken aback at this scathing attack, you gasp at the collapse of ur raps in my grasp
Sit ur ass down and BUCKLE up cuzz only time u STRAPPED is to the car seat when u relapse

I hate to be insensitive with the way im killing ur self esteem cuzz suicide is what ma rhyme’s preach
When you ‘kick the bucket’, they gon’ blame it all on me for abusing my rights-n- freedom of speech

Stab this ‘bulls eye’ with a ‘dart’, rip out his ‘heart’ and tear his ‘chamber’ apart like he got ambushed
Then watch me throw some shoes at this gay like the Iraqi journalist did to George .W. Bush

Inject u with ‘DISS’-TRESS while I ‘rest n erect’ on ur MISTRESS to inspect her potential sex prospect
So I flick quick quips at d chick’s clit, now she calls me a distinguished ‘cunnilinguist’ with due respect
Chamotex will have you decked; this is a mismatch like putting an ANOREXIC in a ‘pie-eating-contest’

I’ll imbibe and ride every bride in ur tribe, but I don’t wana ‘borrow-ur-bride’, just wana ‘swallow-ur-pride
Imma throw you off a ‘plane’ with your hands and feet tied, bitch go ahead . . . . . ‘sky dive’!

Im deleting this junk with immediate effect, he couldn’t beat me even if I typed my verse in reverse
U’ve got no chance even tho u Bleep ass and suck so much cock that ur dickriders will vote in advance


mailmalc:

Sry for the late post. my internet failed so i couldn't email my verse to Mukina .  .   nufin don' change.  .  let me just drop em here.


[center]i be that beast swingin beautiful punchlines to smack this bitch nd dis-arm his wrist/
u still wouldn't drop a 'dope shit' even if you swallow 10 (w)raps of cannibis/

r ma detach ur spines nd leave u 'cordless' like a mic accessory/ just for testin me/
best believe/ in this final tour i leave ur eyez sore/ my lines spells defeat/

since past ages/ malc been dropin 'nuclear' verses causin Chamotex 'extended' damages/
plus, i make this fool bleed faster than women havin miscarriages/

lyrically, ma' mic 'technique is immortal'/ so i stay lethal-to-these-mortals/
Chamotex just had his death note 'signed up' like newsletters-on-free-portals/

Bleep porn! kid, these 'pure' barz are adult rated while ur whole style comes adulterated .  ./
i ain't got hatred/ but u's the end result after a maggot nd a gay mated/

my dome be a millitary zone, u better "Keep off dude"/ niccur u've reached ya doom/
this nicompoo/ still a misfit even if he exercises his brains wit 'em sit ups too/

i mail macs wit roundz of missles-dispatched/ aimed at this crippled-biatch/
ur wacks sounds to me are like allergies so r ma react by sprayin the lyricides til this weevil is down/

i'm immune to defeat/ breaking ur resistance wit ease nd maintaining a winning streak/
only thing u gettin out'ta this duel is cheap publicity/ otherwise u must be kidding me !/[/center]



Wat was the final judgement for this battle"> All i could was a lil' argument between Ibime and Sauron on d rhymes structure or sumfin like dat!
mailmalc(m): 6:49pm On Jul 22, 2009
If that's ur analysis,then I think I won
Nahhh.  .  don't think!. Malthuss won dis nd it's a clear fact. 

how come u are talking about disses and punches differently? They are supposed to be under punches
Bruv, there r 'plain' disses dat hits rily hard yet they ain't punchlines. In my own opinion, not all disses are punchlines.  .   . some straight disses could be mor effective if worded properly.

Listen, you wer too busy penning down rhymes. It's one thing to rhyme tight nd it's a bigger task to rhyme right. I accessed both verses critically b4 postin dat verdict. Malthuss takes this hands down.  .  .   i don't fink u wer close enough for a round 2. Peace mayne . .  keep illin
mailmalc(m): 5:22pm On Jul 22, 2009
Rhymstein:

@topic
like this guy.Not listened,bt d lyrics aight.Bt hasnt some1 noticed he swagger jacked B.I.G's lyrics frm juicy(d end of verse1)
'i blew up,lyk u tort i wld,cal me crib,same number,same hood,its all good'
Uhmmm . . . u should try listen to d track first cos that particular line on the song was Biggy's Voice . . kinda like a sample cut. Sorta like a hook.
mailmalc(m): 4:50pm On Jul 22, 2009
Da Grin grin
mailmalc(m): 11:05pm On Jul 21, 2009
Malthuss
battle Malth'? u dumber than Ethiopians on hunger strike
u gon need a MAN-U-script to win this championship
I SEAL this victory - kissed by a million roses
try 2 conceal defeat-but yo footprints - tell a sorry story
i don strip this dude naked - like autumn trees

Prince
I got my clout right/ .  .  .  swear to beat this tot in outright/
Seven bottles of 'Guiness' .  .  he still can't put up a 'stout' fight/

Nice battle  cheesy Well, hurr is my verdict!  tongue

Punches - Malthuss
Multies - Prince 82
Flow- Malthuss
Disses- Malthuss
Creativity- Prince 82
Wordplay- Malthuss (Not much wordplays on both verses though)

MALTHUSS WINS! ! !
  cool Prince 82 concentrated mor on his rhymes nd multies thereby reducin the strength of the punches. other than that, he rily did well.
mailmalc(m): 1:13pm On Jul 17, 2009
you can say ibime ghost write it dawg.lol. the fact is that, i been silently following his posts and battles.
lol i tot as much. I also learnt from Gbade X (wordsmith) nd Jackal (now Sauron) tongue The Wordsmith vs. Hybrid X Battle really taught me alot too . . and then came Naijafan lol
mailmalc(m): 12:43pm On Jul 17, 2009
uhmmm, do i rily need to analyse the battles . . i clearly understood both verses. Ibime wins! his punches wer harder than dat of Sauron.
mailmalc(m): 12:36pm On Jul 17, 2009
Ah! Who's Prince 82 cheesy Damn! he won this battle wiv a long margin. His lines almost got me finkin Ibime did ghost write it lol

@Ibime, u've rily done well on this thread . . . would be anticipatin a short battle wiv u probably after u must hav battled Malthuss, Hybrid X, Menike, Wordsmith nd Alexpissu tongue These ar the best netcees hurr . includin u though wink nd myself. Y'all got ma respeckt! Prince 82 inclusive
mailmalc(m): 3:37am On Jul 17, 2009
@ Prince 82, hehehehehe . . . are u sure Ibime did not ghost write dat verse 4 u grin cheesy
mailmalc(m): 2:59am On Jul 17, 2009
@Ikhane
Sry oooooooo . . . i forgot jare. Bt here is it . . wiv a Bonus lol


Jaywon- Filebe (Promo Version)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/6276569081c46537/

Cyrus Tha Virus (Firiri)
http://www.zshare.net//62765965b5bc9515/
mailmalc(m): 12:56am On Jul 17, 2009
@spektakula,
WOW! ! ! shocked shocked mehnnn . . interestin shocked ur verse was so impressively WACK undecided anyways i wasn't xpectin anyfin better. grin If u continue wiv this present pace . .who knows, u might become fit to battle 'malc in the year uhmmmm 2035 or even 2050 nd by dat time i'll be way way ahead of ya! I'm sry dude bt u ain't no match for even a mini me. Dude, I felt sry for u nd dat was y i dropped those lines on this thread topic. . just to make u a bit popular, bt takin weak shots at me . . dats not jst regular tongue Let me tell u a secret wink jst keep copyin nd pastin my verse on this thread . . it's gonna make u famous cheesy otherwis u can keep bitin dust!
mailmalc(m): 11:58pm On Jul 16, 2009
Caressing shocked lol

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