NewStats: 3,263,784 , 8,181,393 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 09:54 PM 4t6e6

PaulIdu:


This got me really laughing...It's either these men are retarded or just merely being mischievous. What does one really benefit from being a Nigerian citizen? I provide poor quality water for my self ,I make my own electricity using over taxed fuel, I pay for my personal ,estate and area security, I pay for exorbitant tariffs for electricity that is never available , our kids have to go to private schools because the Govt. has provided any reasonable school, we fix our own roads and to get the same port he mentioned I have to pay extra in bribes so I could even get it ....somebody tell me what privilege this man is talking of please

You are so on point, that it is a vexing matter to hear about tax receipt for international port.

I simply give up on this government, they have nothing to offer but rather take the little savings left.

who amongst these lot is MMM 100k+ guilder should me.

OP do not be deceived, this is the first of several tokens intended to get you hooked.

By the time you finished paying all the tokens, you will consider not stopping with the hope of "reaping" your investment.

My dear, if you do have the cash go with her to the phone repairer to get the HTC and the broken one retrieve from her.

If she ask you what you will use if for, tell her that since she prefers the HTC, you will repair same and give it to the next babe who request for a phone.

I must tell you to consider the 5K expense as gift, part of men's social service.

Dude should simply just give up on the girl.

I always tell Niggas to walk away no matter how hurt they are, that way you shown emotional maturity.

The girl will get what is coming to her.

Dude should always strife to build their brand and make money.

Girls will pour on you like anointing oil if your brand, money and swag is right.

Nemo dat quod non habet !!!!!

It is that simple.
Buhari cannot give free and fair elections.

By precedence and what is happening today, the one in Rivers State, Edo and now Ondo, APC are rogue party who rigged their way to Aso Rock.

engrMikemd:
Ao did I get here

lol....Engr. tell us how you think of your lady, spouse or gf in of valves.

.....sorry fellas for the NRVs also known as the check valves described in one above find the analogy
Advantages

Disadvantages

Prevents backflow

Can't be used with pulsating systems

Maintains pressure

Closing element may slam close causing damage and excessive wear


Most can be used horizontally as well as vertically


1. NRV or Check valve
2. Balltype NRV type ladies
3. Double disc/Butter Fly NRV type ladies
4. DuckBill NRV type ladies

All the engineers in the house I hail!!!!

I know how some ladies do not understand guys from the engineering profession and their lack of romance.

I found out lately that most engineers, female alike, think about the significant other in of API, SHELL, ASTM and other known standards specifications.

So here are some of the valve memes for some Ladies


1.NRV-Non Return Valves type of Ladies

These are the most reliable types Engineers like.
No matter the age of the engineer it will serve his purpose.

They are sturdy, reliable and generally dependable.


Fellas, these are not the type you should take if you are just starting the game....you know the saying if you go to ABA you must enter, but if you enter these valves memes you ain't returning.

They are wonderful receivers, strong on the bed, they do not allow a chance for second guessing and they stay on you like glue....Sean Paul please forgive me.

With these types it is to the Alter or we die together.


2.Gate Valves type of Ladies

Fellas these type of valve memes are the bomb.
Fellas believe me if you have these girls types be rest assured that you hit over and over again not stop
The are not expensive and come in large shapes and sizes.

They are the type your mummy want you to marry.

The only disadvantages is that they require frequent upgrade for damaged parts like pussy getting slack and sagging boobs.
Also they take too long to agree to go out with you if once hurt.



.......to be continued depending on the interest generated.

pictures 1. gate valve....notice the shapes
pictures legend
2 solid wedge/split type wedge type gates valves,
3. is the the flexible wedge type gate valves and
4 is the knife type wedge valves.



...... where is lalastica self, please front page for educational purpose and serious research confirmation

Was thinking right, that every thing has got its sex, and based on the shape and characteristics of a fruit, vegetable or plant we can tell its sex.
Included below are some of the fruits and their sexes.

You can add yours as it the list is not exhaustive.



Banana---male because of its shape and the affinity to female species
Water Melon-------Female because of its shape and its affinity to male specie
Cucumber-------Bro!!! don't think about it, this is definitely a male fruit. If I lie ask Chidinma.
Pawpaw---------------Female specie, soft on the inside.




Now add yours.

drbolade:
Last weekend we Celebrated mumssie in her 4 bedroom bungalow built by our first born to mark her 70th birthday; nice music, good food, nice wine etc. and I look at some years back when things were extremely difficult. I lost my dad when I was in primary 2 age 7yrs, our first born was in his final year in university.

Things were extremely difficult and that was how my sister comes in a dad figure.I can not mentioned all her good deed towards the family but let me just site some instances.

My sister single handedly sponsor our second born wedding, she sponsor our third born through university and on many occasion she used to feed the family. We used to called her mother Theresa.

Unfortunately some years back she was diagnosed of HIV yeah you heard me right and she became the ghost of her former self. Now to the glory of God everybody is doing fine and I keep thinking who knows if my sister did not try to play god probably everybody would have eventually turn out good though things might even be more difficult then. Though we are still one big happy family despite her status but how i wish...

Ladies please don't play God over your siblings do your best not at your own expense

Like really.....would God come down from heaven before you know He already touched you.

Ye are gods, ye and your children.

Your sister is not only a god to you, but she vicariously did all she could as she could not stand the pain in your eyes, you owe her respect, love, confidant and comion.

You should dedicate your whole life and that of your siblings to make sure she doesn't feel any regret for doing what she did to see you guys by.
Instead of this ignoble act of coming to post on Nairaland.

"don't play god over your siblings"

[b]Be elevated all you want, it is what it is, men are simply moved by what they see.

your presence helps dissuade so many habits by your spouse, male and female alike.

This sense of woman liberation will vanish to thin air when push comes to shove.
When it happens to you, then your quick words and unnecessary grammar will be looking for the street smartness the ladies here, are offering you for free.

If you value other things like education, careers and money please do not marry until you get enough of them.

As you can not serve both masters, believe me being married takes all of you.

If you are married and intends to stay so, negotiate your actions whether studies or career with your spouse, if both can reasonably stay off sex then you may, if not pay for him or her to come with you while you study/work as most men do.

Who says it is only the men that must pay for the wife to come along if, he is travelling to study or work in a different country. For this is the actual cost of the work or education, not the tuition.


You can win on both sides if you are half as smart as you claim.


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DarkRebel101:


I am not a woman.

Second wife? You seem to have all the trappings of the archetypal African woman – small-minded and pitifully obsequious. You must also have been trained from childhood to kneel in servility at the foot of a man and to worship at his altar.

SMH. What you need is a mental lavation to blot out the slave mindset which society has wrongfully inflicted upon you.

More like 1million Cedi.

[b]This is and will always be the politics of the North, who learnt it best from their colonial masters, The Brits.

It is the oldest gambit played on power hungry folks, The divide and rule tactics was the most influential technique employed by the British master that feed on the greed of individuals using subtle suggestions.

This is being deployed again sadly, amongst two tribes who in my opinion are no wiser than a simpleton.

North would bend over backwards in the negotiation for power before the elections and when they get it will renege on every agreement entered into whilst beating the drumbeat of population, war and threat.

The SW relived history just recently, hope the SE can discern the ploy in this master stroke, King capturing move sacrificing the queen.

SE wise up, Aburi accord comes to mind with Ojukwu/Gowon.

SW with MKO Abiola and Awolowo.

SS with Jonathan, GEJ.

North Central with Gowon at the later stage of his rule.

There is no better time to learn the lesson than the Tinubu saga currently playing.

Best bet is to call the bluff of the North and the SW to swallow their pride and a SE presidency.

This will foster the much needed trust across both regions, who view each others political moves with suspicion.

This will see a rebirth of power brokers downside of the Niger plus create a beautiful bride immediately up the Niger, North central, that will be courted by both divides.

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abuayman:
Such is Life

This picture and last words of the late Nigerian Hero should form the background for all National activities to remind these selfish, self centered politicians and those who are saddled with the responsibility of coming good for the county to be selfless.

To strife to ensure that the best and nothing short is derived as democratic dividend for the citizens.

For the citizens, a total re-orientation to never allow tribal, religion and political bitterness write our narrative but to consider the last words of this young man and many more like him who pay the supreme sacrifice, wetting the ground we tread with their blood as the ablution for our peace.

why make a video of you naked?

Am lost for words on how some girls can be so stupid or easily carried away.

With all the smartness they arrogate to themselves, something as stupid as lesbian videos, sex videos and nudes should not be repeatedly coming up.

RIP.

don't be fooled. Chastity is everything.

A virgin is more honorable than a borehole physically, spiritually and otherwise even if you ain't a virgin.

That is what you get when you are on Glutathione.
Call me if you need the magic.

#Teamcucumberladies.
#teamborehole

Yes they will complain about the size, because they are used to #Okondo.

Tekno chop knuckles.

If you are that gifted in flaccid state i know say you carry #weaponofwomandestruction.
you really get #bigcassava
Make dem baby no do pana....or #teambigcassava go shift dem womb

make dem baby no do pana....else #teambigcassava will play guitar with dem lungs.

The US election is like making a choice between GEJ and Buhari. Both of them are not the best the country can offer to the world but one of them has got to win it.
I pray Americans make use of their votes wisely unlike Nigeria who opted for the worse out of both choices.

word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naija girls comes in Iphone7S packaging but a Nokia 3310 on the inside.

Men what Sex only without the drama.

Not every guy loss it when a lady cheats.

I for one will leave you where you stand.

I normally will shake the hands of the guy for bringing in a better game but will hit on his crush by all means.

But to get angry, or feel the world collapsed around me is beneath me.

Lagos APC, your father!!!!

Maaamaaa:
Thank you everybody for your sincere opinion. I believe I will move on with my child alone.

Please how do I overcome the shame at work because I can't quit now, I need the money.

My dear, you will find that time heals everything.

You will be respected by even your enemies and your backbiters.

You will come to be loved more by the guy for the courage to hold off the wedding or outrightly call it off.

Like most me, they want what seems difficult to have.

It is that simple.


Be strong, do the right thing and who knows He will come to love and respect you for it.

The chances are you will get your love on equal .

Start with your parents and tell them. Secondly call his parents and tell them.
The rest do no matter. Be happy and expect your baby.

God help you.

Men be licking them bitches clean for years!!!

The guy has officially caught the bot....he has got mouth cancer already.

My people don't worry.
The next Southern president will continue the regions political naivety.

Until acted by external force, the laws of inertia holds true. Until a strong opposition to all these little Northern political scheming and political ground gaining in disguise of one Nigeria is put up by a united Southern front we will continue the loss politically.

naptu2:


You still haven't answered my questions. Why should the government fix fees? How are parents at the mercy of the schools when there are hundreds of cheaper and free schools? Many people on this thread have said that there are better schools around that are cheaper or even free, so how are the parents at the mercy of these schools? There are people who have the money to send their kids to this kind of schools, but choose not to, so how is attending this kind of school a necessity? Where did I say that they should be scrapped? Please read my posts again.

Parents have a wide variety of schools that they can send their kids to. In Lagos alone, parents have the choice to send their kids to expensive fee paying schools like

Dowen College, American International School, British International School, Green Springs, White Sands, Lagoon School, Atlantic Hall, Chrisland School, Grange School, Children's International School, Meadow Hall, Lekki British School, etc.


They can send their kids to high quality, but cheaper legacy schools like:

CMS Grammar School, St Gregory's College, Kings College, Methodist Boys High School, Baptist Academy, Maryland Comprehensive Secondary School, Sherpherdhill Baptist Girls High School, Aunty Ayo International School, Ansar Ud Deen, Queens College, Our Lady Of Apostles, Methodist Girls High School, St Finbarr's College, International School Lagos, Federal Government College Ijanikin, Command Secondary School Ikeja, etc.

They can send their kids to quality government schools like (most of these schools are free) :

Lagos State Model College Badore, Government College Victoria Island, Government College Ikoyi, Government College Eric Moore, Birch Freeman High School, Oriwu Model College, Lagos State Model College Kankon, etc.

They can send their kids to other cheaper private schools like:

Grace Schools, Apata Memorial High School, Dansol High School, Binta International School, Adebayo Mokolu College, Fountain Heights Secondary School, Princeton School, etc.

They can also send their kids to free government schools like:

Kuramo College, Victoria Island Secondary School, Akande Dahunsi, Boys Academy, Jubril Martins High School, Government College Maroko, etc.

The people that send their kids to these other schools are also human beings. Check the front page, you'll read about a governor that sent his child to a (free) government school. Yet you want government to set the school fees? What's next? Government should set the price of your car, your phone, your medical expenses, etc? These communist policies do not work! Parents that send their kids to these schools will simply send them to schools abroad, while teachers that teach in these schools will move to other countries where they can earn what they believe they are worth. The owners of such schools will simply set up schools in Benin, Ghana, Togo and other countries where they are free to set the school fees (nigerians already own secondary schools and universities in these countries and there are a lot of nigerian students there). That's how brain drain starts. Parents and the market should determine if these schools are too expensive. If they are too expensive, they won't have any students and they'll be forced to reduce their fees or shut down.

(By the way, the word you are looking for is shylock, not Sherlock Holmes)

The verbosity of your argument is a turn off.

[b]Firstly i did not see a primafry school or nursery school in your list that is children/parents friendly.
I doubt you have kids of your own, that you will think of sending a kid to schools located that far with the traffic situation on the island.

My children used to attend NewHall International in Chevy view estate just 2 roundabouts away and they return from school at least 430pm to 5pm after leaving home 0700am.

That my dear is no way to raise a 5-9 year old.

Secondly, you claim school fees should not be regulated, which parent is not entitled to the best schools in Lagos?

Or do you think if the schools are averaged out, parents will not make a better choice?

Which kids deserve to go to school in the conditions of our present public schools?

Or the fact that some schools are paying their tuition now in dollar does not scare you?

Am pretty sure in all my schooling days at the university, my total tuition fee will be under 700,000 NGN.

That is the fee some parents are required to pay for some private schools for a term.

Which ever way you rationalise a free market economy, the economic application is for humans and not for textbook.

If it ain't working for you change it....that simple.

Which Nigerian teachers move outside the country to teach? Do you think the profession is unregulated as it is in Nigeria or you think the accreditation required is easily picked up from the gutters of Nigeria systems.

Which of Nigeria schools is signatory to Sydney accord or the other 2 accords, and that is talking about universities in Nigeria.

Please spare me the economics lecture and ideal situation bullshit.


Your wages is not ideal, the economy is not ideal?

And trust me if i can complain without being immodest, there are many more who are just waiting to explode.

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