NewStats: 3,262,109 , 8,176,094 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 07:36 PM 5mc1u

“The north and indeed Nigeria is at a cross road and we want to the Stand of the Northern elders that all efforts should be geared towards retaining the presidency in the region"

If truly the country is one as the Northern region wants all to believe, why is it important what region the presidency remains?

Other regions should not be fooled...they are threatening FFK for speaking his opinion in whatever capacity, have they soon forgotten the verbal assault on the last president even by constitutionally elected persons of the Northern region.


Paid pipers and their constant barrage of falsehood was taken to a new height by combined media of the North and the South-West,

At one time it became fashionable to insult the president, as if it suddenly buys you, your ticket to APC.

Even common Lia Mohammed and the media machinery of APC constantly taunt the president with unprintable names.

Where were the Northern Elders forum or the Northern Youth wing to call the Northern emissaries to order.

Now the table is turned, Karma indeed is a bitch

The North have sown the wind, they shall reap the whirlwind

They are issuing threat and calling security to reprimand another for threat even themselves are guilty of.

Bleep the Northern Elders and its militia Youth wing, if they do any how, they will see any how

If any of the news of the degradation of the BH torroist by Nigerian Armies and Buhari's media was any correct, then this piece of news here is totally uncalled for.

The negotiated showed that BH had the upper hands and the FG was on the back foot.
1.BH had to select which prisoners to release
2. What number to release and which to release.

This gets me worried as we have just bolden the terrorist and we should expect more recklessness on the part of this government buying electoral campaign promises.

what is the price?

what is the price

The solution to the problem is 1087302162

Her number is (108)-730-2162

Don't ask how.....

Folalade:
It's crazy!
I found mysef with a married dude who has anoda Babe (married). And he wants more pussies. These men can neva be contented. I'm no longer young n I knw we don't ave a future 2gda. I gotta move on wit lyf. The more I try to let go,d deeper we get. Even wt d distance,we are still super connected, whenever we see we smash. But on the other hand he's bin a positive influence in my life.
How can I keep the friendship btw us w/out the affair. Nt like if he doesn't av me he won't get it somewhr else. He sure does. But I just want matured advice. This is nt time to bash or lash.

substitute the bloke for me.....then the decision will be a lot clearer.

Bro!, why will the lady not be interested in marriage but the child?

This question you will need to answer from your discussion with her.

You have to be careful, most are married in some parts of the country and travel to Abuja where no one knows them, find some bloke who is ready to get them pregnant and later returns to her home with a surprise pregnancy.

If she is not interested in marrying you, or marrying why will she need to carry your seed or have a baby at all.?

Secondly, most people sell their destinies this way.


Plus the other complication that may arise once you are married. How do you explain to your future wife that you fathered a child out of wedlock for money even though you are comfortable.

Leave am O!!! who knows wether na the new Emmanuel macron and Bridgette be this.

Thanks to all who have ed the whatsapp group....we will get there.

Amoto94:
I'm game anything for the socioeconomic advancement of Nigeria and Nigerians I'm in.

the chat group, we need a working plan.
All has got to be ready before we take it to the mods.

eltalentino:
let's chat on what app. 08062497027

will add ya

TheFreeOne:
With your massive rigging and almajiris underage voters according to kwakwanso abi?

Tinubu brought all the ridicule he's been receiving upon himself. He can stew in it for all I care.

my thought exactly.

The effrontery is unnerving

A lot of Nigerians and other party leaders contributed a lot. Kano State alone contributed about 1.8 million to Buhari’s total score, and so did many states in the North. Kano’s votes is more than the votes of the entire South-West,” Waku said.

He forgot it must be majority votes in 2/3 of the country.

Some dorks should not be given press time.

waledeji:
OP go away.. .. We only chants... Afonja. .. IPob... Tinubu.. .. Osu.... Brown roof.. . Igbos here.... If you can't chant any of those name gerara here jor

lol.

But after we chant all these, we go need where to sleep wey AC go blow our nunus and blokos.
We go need where to lego, take cold chilled beer to laugh and chant more yabis.
We go need somewhere to work to get small moulah for pocket.

If we get it right, then all this yabis go be fun, and people go really understyand why Nigerians are truly different and HAPPY.

anwulica:
Another Moroccan Billionaire Ashawo Man has invited this runs Babe for some serious 'knacking'

I hear they pay like REAL Magas!!!

Her goal in life is to compete with Daniella Okeke in p*ssy selling!

If there's really money in Nollywood why do old veteran actors die regularly in abject PENURY?!

Even the young sharp ones BEG for HELP when the dreaded KIDNEY FAILURE comes knocking!

Business trip my foot, Holiday my clit

In Morocco, the tourism business is very good.
Film acting and location setting is top notch
Yes, fish business is money earner, Moroccan sardines are the best in the world.

If she is not into any of these, she is obviously doing what you said.

God help us all.....sad indeed.

Money is not everything[/b]

Nairaland, the government is reading all suggestions made here on Nairaland.

I not too long, I made a thread and gave my suggestions on how to resuscitate our moribund national carrier given the fact that we were losing so much money due to not fulfilling the second half of our BAFTA agreement with most countries.

The government can go a step further by employing private managers like Emirates and Etihad.
Tasked them in making the new national carrier a powerful regional brand in 5 years.

Then with a 10 years plan make it a major player in international aviation.

Stella Oduah Airport Business plan should be modified and implemented, as it tried to make the airport a business model with all the auxillary services of five star hotels, shopping malls and business center and bays.

What is your take on Nigeria Air industry considering that we lose as much as $2billion yearly






[b][/b].......

[b]My question is why is difficult to get the National Carrier issue right once and for all, and why is it that if one is not immediately possible in the short run why innovative ideas to work around it has not been evolved?



[b][b]Nigeria has got to put her house in order.

You have to see business as a war, as every country practice protectionism howbeit stealthily.
Our NCAA must as a matter of fact call for the review of all BASA agreement with all our partners with a Nigeria-centric , this must be subjected to rigorous review to ensure she benefit from the implementation of these agreement.
These agreement frequencies should be tied to principle of reciprocity and nothing more.

All these can be done by being purposeful, forward looking, smart and showing shrewd business sense.
Yes we do not have a national carrier, but we can find a way around this.
Provide the enabling environment where local heavyweight airline operators can merge under a special investment vehicle to form a consolidated airline operator that will carry the Nigeria brand for 5-10years whilst building the strength, structure, technical know-how, market and human capital
Something similar to the Oil industry JV but without the multinational deceits and crookedness
These has immense benefits for the local airline operators as they will build a strong brand locally, operate at leverage using partner aircraft for transfer flights, more revenue, broader business reach & structure and more experienced/skilled human capital while in return the country earns from reduced risk, less prone to corruption and management team will be made up of representatives from various airlines, more national earning as a result of providing a leg in the BASA agreement and other associated benefits like building manpower and management board to drive the national airline after the termination of the purpose investment vehicle.
Yes, we do no have the funds for aircraft. AMCON should be made to provide the seed capital for this t venture and they AMCON, should be kept through out the life of the JV as financial auditor and advisor.
It is important, that a separate management team be employed to run the JV but with a special arrangement that sees the JV partners and the FG appointing the JV management team who will be tasked on able milestones like brand reach, profitability, airport development and structures[/b]

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Guys I have been playing with this idea for a while now, partly for the reason that it shouted down and on the other hand it if it flies it places moral weight on Nairaland founder Seun and his .

Additionally, since we are all too aware of the Almighty Rule 9 and the article of our association I had to place a lid on it but like so many times before when I have ignored doing anything about a situation or saying something about a thing and it jumps right back and hits you in the face.

touché.....

Yesterday guys, Saudi put off the commissioning of the tallest tower in the world to 2019 and as usual we cried from behind our keyboards, behind some moniker complaining about our present lot.

Nothing changes if we complain. If you intend to see the change you want, you have to dream about it and pursue its realization.

Guys we need to gather critical mass here and beyond to force a change in the way things are done in this country.

These old politicians do not have us in mind at all, they are only interested in furthering their political dynasties for themselves and their children to rule over us and our children.

We need a nairaland parliament and its cabinet to evolve economic blueprint that is both pan-Nigerian and forward looking.

As Soludo put it some days ago, Ideas basically rules the world and big ideas is required to move us from our present conundrum.

We need to put out our best out there, evolving a strategy to get what we want should not be too difficult with all the brilliant minds we have here.


Lalasticlala, we need a Nairaland social movement that provides solution to our present problems and present viable alternatives to current ones.
We need to halt the propensity to slide into perpetual keyboard complaints and forge an air tight blueprint to all economic dialogue and debates that challenges the present outcome.

If you think about secessionism, then this not for you.
If you also think of arm revolution, then this is not for you.
This presenting the viable alternative discourse to all actions and knocking on all doors and shouting in all ears that matters to force a change by presenting clear intelligent debate to the alternatives available


We owe it to ourselves to live at least for once, like humans not economic refugees in all the far corners of the earth.
We owe it to ourselves to live at least for once, to walk any where in this earth with pride, to be known and addressed as a Nigerian.
We owe it to ourselves to take for granted things like electricity, water, advance social infrastructure obtainable anywhere in the world and not to live in perpetual squalor, dirt and be inundated by filthy excuses from our present crop of leaders.

We owe it to history, to our unborn children to recall that there was once lived noble Nigerians who sacrificed so they may live like humans and not the dregs of the world.

We owe it to ourselves, the gift of a country, Nigeria of your dreams is yours for the asking, Take it, make your voice heard. Knock all doors until your dreams of a better country is implemented.


There is no way, the richest polithiefian is richer than all Nigerians if we contribute just one naira daily to sponsor someone we identify as carrying the dreams and aspirations that we all articulate/share irrespective of his political affiliations.


Enough of this our lay back stance, active parliamentarian would result in constructive criticism, better sources for gauging social concerns, policies and laws.
It will provide the social platform for transforming brilliant ideas to implementable alternatives.

and who knows we might one day see the likes of a nairaland parliamentarian who embodies the truth and letter of our aspiration win a local council ward, state and even the presidency elections.

Lalasticlala, Seun please give this the usual forensic review and if it is okay, implement as we both want the same thing.

A better Nigeria, one where I am not tagged for drugs, 419, scum and dreg of the world but a co-equal due to the advancement of life in Nigeria as it is obtainable anywhere else in the world.
A future where my beautiful girls need no become oloshos to survive, but be ed for their contributions to the advancement of humanity.
A better Nigeria where there they are no longer limited by the green port they call home.

[b]Guys [b]we need to gather critical mass here and beyond to force a change in the way things are done in this country.

These old politicians do not have us in mind at all, they are only interested in furthering their political dynasties.

We need a "shadow" nairaland cabinet to evolve economic blueprint that is both pan-Nigerian and forward looking.

We need to put out our best out here, evolving a strategy to get what we want should not be too difficult with all the brilliant minds we have here.

Lalastical we need a Nairaland social movement that provides solution to our present problems and aggregate our demands to force a change in our future and that of our kids.


We owe it to ourselves to live at least for once, like humans not economic refugees in all the far corners of the earth.
We owe it to ourselves to live at least for once, to walk any where in this earth with pride, to be known and addressed as a Nigeria.
We owe it to ourselves to take for granted things like electricity, water, advance social infrastructure obtainable anywhere in the world and not to live in perpetual squalor, dirt and filthy excuses from our present crop of leaders.

We owe it to history, to our unborn children to recall that there was once lived noble Nigerians who sacrificed so they may live like humans and not the dregs of the world.

[/b]
There is no way, the richest polithiefian is richer than Nigerians if we contribute just one naira daily to sponsor someone we identify as carrying the dreams and aspirations that we will articulate.


Enough of this our lay back stance.



The time to start is now.[/b]

zoho23:
Well said Koko master...

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lalasticlala, mynd44

Bleep this pussinator...all the ladies you have emotionally destroyed nko?

A lady unleash verbal venom, maximize her womanly advantage to kill the man in the man. She is only being a woman.
A man engage in verbal contest. He is a woman wrapper.
The man unleash his first instinct to defend himself, fight. He is a beast.

Nothing is ever good enough for women.

A woman hovers over a man, suffocate him, and frustrate all his move with suspicion and follows him bumper to bumper: It is because she loves him and he should be grateful to get a good woman that truly loves him.

A guy does same: He is suffocating, insecure, brutish, childish and most times dumped as a sore loser.

What most men don't want to accept is that 90% of their decision were taken by their wives.

A man breaks away from these expectations and does what HE TRULY & REALLY WANTS then he is too proud, egoistic, domineering, inconsiderate and manipulative.

[b]YEAH THE WORD IS...HE IS TOO FULL OF HIMSELF.

Most ladies readily walk around scantily dressed, She is sexy, her clothes complement her curves.
HELL YEAH, IT IS HER RIGHT TO DRESS THE WAY SHE WANTS AND WAIT FOR IT, WAYS THAT MAKES HER BEAUTIFUL!!!


when a guy dresses in clothes that outline his manhood size, chest hair, six pack, exposes same and sags his pants, he is irresponsible, improperly dressed and should see a fashion police for a make-over.

The man who listen to his woman, play along their whims and caprices is romantic and caring, He is a no-fun, unromantic misogynist if he stops your wiles and take his own decision regardless of how you feel about them.

Lastly, have you noticed how all boys in movies and cartoon are depicted as goofy, dumb, clumsy and mostly doofus.
YEAH THIS IS ONE THAT REALLY GETS ME
The ladies are smart, organized and of course seem to know what everyone including the husband/boyfriends wants.


This is where the brainwashing and FEMALE-SEX worshipping starts from......tushay.

Men get your sons and daughters off these cartoons, else they grow up screwed from inside and the girls thinking ALL men are sexual predators who are always on heat every time they walk by.

in the words of Mr. Eazy

.....you think say the world they revolve around your fine face.
....you think say the world they revolve around your bumbum.



Get a fucking job and think how your fucking existence can be of help to humanity other than your derriere and fine face and rather than going about forming slayqueens, #teampepperthemgang, instagram trolls, snapchat diva, baby mamas, screen divas think how your miser quota can contribute to the enlightenment of mankind.



We men must recognize that the world is changing, and Men are evolving. Each change brings them closer to the woman specie the consequence is the sexual-preference confusion resulting in more gay men.

men just have to be MEN...and what is the definition of a Man, check the religious books for your definition as all four religious books all agree to the idea of what a man is.

Funny how the women SUDDENLY feel powerless and insecure when the makeup, indecent dressing are banned/restricted or monitored.

But again we understand, as one of my most favorite actresses, Marilyn Streep in the "Devil Wears Prada" once said,

the rule is that big girls don't cry when all the make-ups are already done; pretence.

[/b]

pocohantas:
They don't hate anything.
Even if they do, konji isn't a very nice someborry.
After ejaculation, their brain reboots, before that...they can be very loyal ehn...

You'll hear, "it's not like I can't do without sex but I want us to bond...oshey! James Bond ... See, babe, I know you're tired, but you don't have to do anything. Just let me put the tip. Okay...I won't move inside, lemme just enter and feel your warmth. If I enter and after 1minute you still don't feel like, I will come out immediately".

Some will na mumu and ask, should I cum inside?
No,cum in your future...ediot

When they cum, they automatically they gats watch El Clásico. Una wehdone o, judgement day go bad gaan.

what kind of boys are you dating?

Please you ought to change your addy

do #teamClassicmen

Dude you did the right thing.
Form bonzy when she calls or ask you out.

singing....
o girl, you think say the world dey revolve around your bumbum.
You think say the world dey revolve around your fine face.

They good for the sex while it last.

Buhari and this APC government have been put on notice.

The storms are gathering in the Southwest slowly.

The usual actors are ratting out.

Minds are being shaped around key issues or electoral slogans.

APC must now take all sick Nigerians for medical treatment abroad or at least to the best hospital in Nigeria, since we Nigerians are paying for the president hospital bills. that much he owes every Nigerian now.

NLchikeeto:
So op can post d pix of d garri selling Indian on d thread created.


I don't even know what's wrong wit this bloggers
..............they think every body has time 2 b checking their blogs.

It was culled from punch newspaper....not from a blog.

Emproxy, is it pioneering or invention? then yes; else no.

The choice of word, coordinator was no accident.
I am even more sorry for those Nigerians naïve enough to believe it is coincidental that the re-shuffling of strategic GOC are made this time.

Osinbanjo should take his security more seriously.

Most guys prefer type 2.

All set, a little "oshodi oke"

Guys what do you prefer? and ladies which type are you?

how about both ways

The guy was doing both doors.....

Emproxy:
This sounds interesting.
Can you give one example of the kind of discovery you are talking about to help us know exactly what to look for?
Thanks

Any good solid find....or concession owners are willing to sell or farm out.

Mineral site discovered with proven ore!!!!

Gas deals and others

A Nigerian mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them

"Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code"

So....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted

"NESCAFE"

and the next week the 2nd daughter text

"MARLBORO"

the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label

"fantastic till the last drop"

went to her husband's pack of MARLBORO cigarette and read

"Extra long, king size"

she smiled and said "not bad for their ages".

After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted

"ARIK LAGOS ABUJA",

the mother then called ARIK airways helpdesk to enquire about their LAGOS ABUJA flight and they replied

"it's 5times daily, 7days a week, both ways and the flight duration is 75mins".

Mother fainted

hornyofife:




http://punchng.com/abandoning-nnamdi-kanu-may-haunt-south-east-leaders-in-2019-pat-utomi/

Stop being too clever by half, this headline is divisive and should be discouraged.

Pat Utomi ist oo fine a politician and technocrat to make such political suicidal statement

Those boobbies were adjusted to beat the laws of gravity. I swear WEIGHT,W is not equal to mg in this case as suspension force must be considered.

I had to adjust the force equation

W= mg + S'

where S' is the suspension force at 87 rad

I calculated the suspension force and realized it is 3cm higher....whalai the "gbemisoke bra" is good ni.

....O! my God!!!, wakes up.... e bi like say, fever dey do me anybody get BOOBINADOL.