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heffem(m): 9:18am On Jan 31, 2020
I thought that rotten meat seller is always on all threads.....still waiting for his sense-less posts.

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heffem(m): 2:05pm On Jan 27, 2020
is this a joke or something? I called the number you posted twice today and the person sounds as if he doesn't even have any idea about the matrix.....if its not real or for sale, why not just remove it
heffem(m): 6:55am On Jan 27, 2020
very clean....seriously in need of it but don't have up to that amount..good morning
heffem(m): 2:53pm On Jan 26, 2020
empty skull..

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heffem(m): 5:55pm On Jan 24, 2020
Op!, abeg I go dey wait una for the bottom of this mountain for my own rice if una don finish
heffem(m): 4:59pm On Jan 24, 2020
Bad script!
heffem(m): 6:26am On Jan 24, 2020
Lexus with fabric seats? how come?
heffem(m): 5:48am On Jan 21, 2020
all these biology notes because of manutd? Op, I swear you no get work and no let bad belle affect that pap wey dey your head.
heffem(m): 9:46am On Jan 19, 2020
Seriously this isn't real...cos if it is...after receiving 50k for 7months and still got a job thru him.....if I'm the man, I'd be like "baby, I'd be the one preparing dinner for us tonight"....you know the rest
heffem(m): 6:21am On Jan 18, 2020
hope4nigeria:
haba darling! You want kill person? Now na Ukraine airlines flight I go go enter this time from Iran, I hope ballistic Iranian missiles will not locate the plane and end this at once
...never board the plane na....my pant dey your bathroom and I wan wear am enter street....abeg where you drop your apartment key?

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heffem(m): 10:26pm On Jan 17, 2020
Lamanii22:



Hahahahahaha.... That Guy's house must be really comfortable... Some girls sha... No girl wants to suffer again...
na so na... the girl na mobile toilet....from that park na to look for the next available loose scrotum

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heffem(m): 9:51pm On Jan 17, 2020
hey baby...you lied to me that you were not in Abuja....lest I forget, I didn't to tell you that I'm a nairalander and I'm reading your post now. I'm on my way back to your house this night...for better for worst

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heffem(m): 6:58am On Jan 15, 2020
Godmademan:
...and 16 peeps clicked the LIKE button
bros I tire for the matter o
heffem(m): 6:52am On Jan 15, 2020
izzou:
Is this the woman you dated for 10 years?
...bros abeg read the story again make you fit understand wella..
heffem(m): 8:22pm On Jan 14, 2020
hmmm, it reminds me of the saying "be kind to those you meet on your way to the top, cos you might still meet them on your way to the bottom"...

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heffem(m): 5:23pm On Jan 14, 2020
Jeez! Op, I no fit leave you and my grandma inside one room

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heffem(m): 8:48am On Jan 14, 2020
soobaba:


Thanks, I was just carried away that she could fall for such silly joke, that's why I just opened up immediately and that's how I got the reply
...forget about the proposal bro....she is not yours until you guys are legally married...meanwhile, don't be too disappointed cos that's how we human are being programmed

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heffem(m): 6:32am On Jan 14, 2020
Hey guys, the Op acted according to his level of understanding and he needs help/advice now and not some bashing pls..

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heffem(m): 9:29pm On Jan 08, 2020
This film no be seasonal film but e go tough wella.......#adamu!givemejabo
heffem(m): 9:23pm On Jan 08, 2020
yeah...adult contents creator..
heffem(m): 8:36am On Jan 03, 2020
These guys have working systems in their country that's why their things looks easy and funny.....for naija? na me go use my hand kill the snake....no time
heffem(m): 5:44pm On Jan 02, 2020
Shibaraba:
Hardly use them but the day I did was funny. Dude dropped me at my beer t. Talk say brother make I . I happily accepted. Bros come dey guzzle beer. Before we know he don't chop 3 plates of nkwobi and 9 bottles of beer.

To cut story we gats call another opay to carry my opay go house. No be small thing. Na there him okada sleep
....them swear give the rider?
heffem(m): 10:02pm On Dec 31, 2019
I dey drink beer and I go dey like this like 1am before I go enter house go sleep...
heffem(m): 8:29pm On Dec 31, 2019
Thegeneralqueen:
You this broke boy you're here again cheesy
hahahahahaha....madam, I use God name beg you...free this guy...shuuuu!

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heffem(m): 6:56pm On Dec 28, 2019
Moneystopnonsen:
Guy don't kill urself over a lash gone bad, she is just a gf. You never can tell what she does behind ur back.
Na who dem catch be thief

Faithfulness is mostly encouraged in marriage, because you are meant to know the dangers it will pose if u indulge in it, not just loosing the trust of your spouse but will also affect your kids if it leads to a separation or may be divorce.

So brace up gee, na nack u nack, u no kee person.

My advice is, if you are sure she loves you so so much, go and break up with her.
Tell her with an emotion laden face, that you want to quit the relationship because, had it been you were in her shoes you will do the same.
Whyne her with stories of how she has been the best ever and can't be replaced in all ramifications, u sabi her weak spot na, then give her a tight hug and pretend sob and tell her u will miss her, then go and never ever call her, or chat with her. If she loves u dearly in 48hrs she will be back by herself. But if she no love u my dear sorry. U just gave her a reason to justify her further hoe ability

ol'boy see talent....bros, pls what do you do for a living?

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heffem(m): 6:53pm On Dec 28, 2019
xendra:
God forbid! I reject men like you in my prayers everyday.
heffem(m): 6:44pm On Dec 28, 2019
Op, how are you sure those jargons are written by manutd fans?....
heffem(m): 2:02pm On Dec 27, 2019
I doubt this story...why would Buhari pledge when his house is in disarray....I'm sure the Op made a mistake....yes, that's an oversight I must say

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