NewStats: 3,259,435 , 8,170,097 topics. Date: Sunday, 25 May 2025 at 12:16 AM 5s3r3p

Seriously, we all are in a big shit, but we tends not to see it coming due to lot of factors. Our dear country is gradually turning to a one-party State!

If the chassis number you wrote up there is for the sienna, then it's a 2003 model sienna. Don't mix things up. I pray you locate your vehicle.

Equalizer 2000

Mrfeel:
Omokri will soon him

Well done, death distributor.

I'm beginning to love this Jagaban of a man.....
Restructuring in view. Last last, everybody go get sense

Op, how often do you check your bp? You've been restless for the past 96 hours

press9jatv:
The Total Allocation received by the Local Government in Osun State from November 2022 - November 2024. Adeleke looted the lg treasury no be small. No tangible development in the lg in Osun State. Very bad

No wonder .....

No tangible development or what the heck did you just type? Mention one LG in Osun State that a project is not ongoing at the moment..... So, because PDP is handling the State now, all you have to do is discredit their efforts. Mind you, I'm not from Osun and I don't live there....but at least once every week I go there and I can say the govt is really trying.

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His father isn't in the picture....either dead or alive. It's always the mother. When do we talk about the man that struggles to put food on the table for the family? The father that went thru hell to get the kids school fees paid? It's always the mother! Men, I see us as sacrificial lambs

[quote author=Gbadugbakun post=133424058]Tinubu is the most useless president ever to rule this country. [/q0uote]
You'd die faster than you're expecting, if you continue this way..

shortgun:
Did we not warn you all about Tinubu?
A man so selfish that all he cares about is his personal enrichment?

Guy, on this very one I go with Tinubu. We always talk about development but we don't wanna go thru the right paths. We can never grow as a people if a region keep depending on the other without bringing anything to the table. You think the Northern Governors would cry out if this bill is in their favour. These guys are just fucking selfish and stupid.... Tinubu, shoot!

dfrost:
Was there really a need to run? Was it needed?

Have you ever been approached or blocked by scary-looking men in mufti carrying guns before? Then you can't tell if they are policemen or kidnappers... What would you do if you have few seconds to save yourself? Naija is gone abeg

Third mainland bridge opened to the public in the year 1990? As at 1991, third mainland bridge was still under construction ( thou final phases).

And this is why this country wouldn't development at this time. Falanas name was mentioned in a recording, instead of clearing your name from the allegations, you're trying to cover up your dirty tracks by sueing VDM. This is gonna be a very long walk

Bizmind95:
What of the hundreds of millions some fools donated to him to use and help Borno flood victims We sabi make useless people famous in this country eh...

Oga dey calm down, your blood dey hot. The money donated is not for Borno flood victims. The monies were donated to help rural projects, which he has been carrying out even before the start of the donation

Egoism in one package... God knows what the Op was doing in there for up to an hour

Special advicers... God's secretary...... Una well done

Righteousness2:
The World is on a Brink of a Prophetic Shift.

Scriptures are falling into a place right before our eyes.

The prophecies that were Sealed in Daniel are being REVEALED as we get closer to the end of time.

The Holy Bible is the Greatest and Most Imporrant book for all Humanity on the Face of Earth

You dont need a prophet to prophesy anything.
Scripture is literally jumping off the pages of the Bible lately and ending up on tomorrow's news headlines.

The Wise will understand and do the needful! The Foolish will not

Get ready Folks! Live ready!
EVERYTHING IS SET
This World is about to Explode!

The RAPTURE could happen anytime anyday.
Settle the Matter of your Soul with JESUS CHRIST. There is no more time

Oga relax abeg! If Heaven sweet, you suppose don go ahead of us

Olaolar:
Could this be true .. in the picture that’s is not Limca bus stop and is that bike lady’s bike.. fake news if possible

not fake news, but fake pix to back it up. Same thing almost happened at that same spot while I was driving on Monday afternoon, a cyclist came out from nowhere straight into the major road without even minding if there's any oncoming vehicle. I had to swerve and just ignore him.

Manual or Automatic transmission?

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Is this car still available?

Some things are kinda glaring for all to see. How could you spell your names wrongly on Facebook, and expect me to take you serious. Red flag!

shortgun:
Thunder fire Tinubu 200 million times

haba, that's much na. Once sef don do

2006 bawo? This is 1999 model, and mind you rx300 ends in 2003 model..

chudez0147:

I know. I think the club belongs to Micheal Essien

. Really? I thought Thierry Henry and Fabregas are share holders or something. Lemme visit a friend called google right away.

chudez0147:
Comoros , are they the owner of como Calcio ??

Nope.... The former is a country in East Africa or so while the former is a club in Italy

NwaAmaikpe:





God forbid that I bathe every day, let alone every night. I do not mind losing everything in the world but not my body odor.

Just like male goats, God created men to have an odour. It is unique to each man, some smell like carbide and some like garlic. Why do I need a Cerruti aftershave when mine is somewhat like fermented citrus.

Most ladies get aroused just by offensive smell, that's why smokers and alcohol drinkers have more female sex partners.
A handsome man may not be noticed, but a man who smells is the object of women's attention.

How can you call yourself a dimkpa if you do not smell like one.

Asides that, research has proven that too much of bathing is unhealthy; asides depleting the top skin, it increases aerosol transmission of bacteria and there could be interference of the chemicals in the soap with the Vitamin D reserves in the adipose layer.

NwaAmaikpe....
Normal normal, you dey go for medical and mental check-ups?

Seun and his mods are green snakes... If you know, you know

EvilMerodack:


PDP is the worst thing to ever happen to this country

They corrupted the system so bad that they indirectly taught every other groups, parties and people how to cheat and still publicly brag about it


PDP isnt even in power, yet they still successfully turned NLC into one of their wing-men.
You seems to be jumping on every thread ing all manners of evil bro. Like someone said earlier, this your new job still dey shark you. You go soon tire.


This statement from the NLC guy is very undemocratic

Yeah ...I will always love my mom and treat her well.
But that doesn't mean she'd come into my house to tell us how we need to do our thing.....she got married to someone (my dad), for crying out loud, so staying in her husband house won't hurt her I guess

princeade86:
U can imagine. Their chairman for that matter

Not their chairman. It NULGE not NUPENG

NwaAmaikpe:




I can only wish him well.
Except a man is lucky to have genital warts or skin lesions round his preek to help optimal vaginal stimulation, I will not advice someone this old to venture into a relationship with someone this young; because,
She will cheat on him, it is not her fault.
He will not satisfy her, it is not his fault either.


Welcome back bro! Nairaland misses you. Meanwhile, the empty headed mods here dey beef your doings. No mind them

Anyone who has been unfortunately lucky to have shagged a lady not older than 62, older than 35 but not younger than 19 will have noticed a fundamental flaw; that it is almost impossible for them to achieve orgasm from the thrusting of a preek due to the use and abuse of sex toýs and female masturbation in recent years.

While a preek in action can only produce linear motion, the linear, oscillatory, circular and accelerated motion that can only be achieved from sex toyś, proximal digits and oraI sex has rewired and irredeemably altered the presypnaptic terminals inside women's kpekus due to an overload of impulse and the female brain was not originally designed to withstand such arousal overload.

Now, just thrusting a preek in and out of them is totally inadequate to trigger kpekus axons to relay any neurotransmitters to the brain, therefore the brain gets no message to release the hormone dopamine responsible for orgasms.

This is the reason why 74% of all sexually active women between 58 and 18years have not attained orgasm more than thrice in five years from only penetrative sex.
Same reason why 39.76% of Nigerian women are bisexual.

It is also why it seems women lose interest in sex after marriage and childbirth; simply because, there is nothing for them in it again!
If only men knew what's on women's mind as we hump them, we wouldn't even bother.

This sad discovery made scientists around the world brainstorm for exactly 8years, 6months, 23days and 9hours on how to assist men in bringing pleasure to women during sex. This birthed dotted and ribbed condoms.

Ever asked yourself why most ladies hate condoms yet all ladies love dotted and ribbed ones?

Because, while the man does his routine back-and-forth, in-and-out, the ribs and dots on the condom helps with a 360° stimulation of the kpekus; sadly this additional stimulation will not still bring about orgasm in many due to extreme impairment of vaginal axons and sensory nerve fibers but may only increase arousal due to production of acetylcholine.

Women now crave more for external attention, and their propensity for cheating is higher; because that thrill from a novel attention also releases acetylcholone and dopamine.

Reason why, even though she knows it may not be, women will always think the sex is better almost every time she cheats on her husband; because technically, a woman can "climax" just from receiving constant compliments from a new man.

The moral of this warped write-up is that,
cheating will never stop.
He may have to mess up his bedspread with KY jelly, but a text from a new irer she fancies will get her wet.

If you doubt me; ask your woman.