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Gofwane(m): 3:33pm On Jul 09, 2022
Anny505:


Homie be thinking man is J Cole, A-Reece, Phora or Dave....man, everyone is a good rapper but not everybody can tell stories with their music. That's why I rate Ace Hood over lil Wayne
Lil Wayne was way beyond music alone. Nigga was like a movement at that point.
But Ace Hood is one of the most underated rappers of the 2000s era.
Still delivered in the Starvation album.
Gofwane(m): 6:04pm On Jul 07, 2022
He looks good and educated too.
Gofwane(m): 3:48pm On Jul 06, 2022
Haha, just sit tight and wait for the vawulent comrades. They are probably looking for what to eat at the moment.
Just make sure you mind ya biz if not you go collect wotowoto till you become a bitter werey in real life like all these siofra, jeon etc.

That's my lil advice for you.
Gofwane(m): 5:59pm On Jun 30, 2022
donbachi:
Who shiit,make him pack am.
Chai! Playing " snitching" by Pop smoke ft. Quavo & Future grin
Gofwane(m): 6:15pm On Jun 29, 2022
Jeez!!! The heart of man is desperately evil.

... I asked myself, " how many men would have ed this test "
Gofwane(m): 8:54am On Jun 29, 2022
hapheeyxz:


Happy sale sir.
Thanks sir.
Gofwane(m): 6:36am On Jun 28, 2022
hapheeyxz:

5k sir.
6k sir. It was purchased 9k. I have the receipt.
Gofwane(m): 1:35pm On Jun 27, 2022
Good day. I have a brand new 18" nunix (plastic head) standing fan for sale urgently. It's about 2 weeks old and not even assembled but has been tested.
Price: 6,500 last

Location: around mandate estate ilorin.

07082881696

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Gofwane(m): 4:08pm On Jun 26, 2022
Anyone please? I need the money urgently.
Gofwane(m): 1:08pm On Jun 26, 2022
Good day. I have a brand new 18" nunix (plastic head) standing fan for sale today, today. It's about 2 weeks old and not even assembled but has been tested.
Price: 6,500 last

Location: around mandate estate ilorin.
08092229986

Gofwane(m): 9:48pm On Jun 25, 2022
imagrg:
Fuc*kin a sex-doll too is masturbation.
I'm not condemning this act though, but what I'm trying to clarify is that when you have sex with a lady using condom, it is simulated sex act which is synonymous with masturbation. So, if you say you've quit masturbation and you are still having sex using condom, I want to remind you that you are still doing same thing and you are even losing money doing this because the ladies are cashing out on your ignorance.

WARNING: USE OF CONDOM IN CASUAL SEX ACT IS RECOMMENDED PLEASE...DON'T GET ME WRONG; I'M NOT ADVOCATING YOU GO RAW!
This deep! You just have to see it from a certain perspective.
Gofwane(m): 10:33am On Jun 24, 2022
Morrigan008:
even barrowpusher get opinion tooo grin grin grin
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Gofwane(m): 10:29am On Jun 24, 2022
Morrigan008:
see your life grin grin grin
You are a failure, you can never make it in life grin grin grin

I have conditioned your uneventful dejected life to walk after me to have a disease known as PTSD and that will be the death of you grin grin grin

I swear I will traumatize you till you commit suicide grin grin grin
Na wa o. Even ashawo kobo kobo don dey speak grammar.
Chai!
Gofwane(m): 9:11pm On Jun 09, 2022
Cc jonnyspute, I now clearly get your point.
Gofwane(m): 8:05pm On Jun 06, 2022
I think Jeezy should be in this list. The Trap or Die mixtape kinda have that old school trap vibe.
Gofwane(m): 8:30am On May 26, 2022
Back in Technical College, we used pressing iron to boil meat, beans, rice, yam etc. Just don't add salt or any other ingredient. Else you go see shocked
Gofwane(m): 11:23pm On May 23, 2022
poshestmina:
You dey buy fufu in dozens grin grin grin grin.

The rice looks 'overcooked' ...waste of Chicken.
Those fufus are for sale. The guy na fufu seller grin grin grin
Gofwane(m): 10:02pm On May 23, 2022
Jennyclay:
What makes me so angry the most about these randy gender is that... They claim Nigerian girls are too cheap and useless, they also said with #500 they can sleep with Nigerian girls. BUT yet they go about raping girls including a toddler.

God's greatest mistake was creating men!!

Nigerian men irritates me alot!! Puke!!
undecided probably typing this sitting on a big black corrck

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Gofwane(m): 2:52pm On May 22, 2022
Cartoon corn smiley
Gofwane(m): 9:15pm On May 13, 2022
Abolajigram:


Power
Correct!
Gofwane(m): 9:23am On May 13, 2022
Vawulent people full this Nairaland aswear. A banny made a post on her engagement and vawulence ti take over grin

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Gofwane(m): 4:28pm On May 12, 2022
"They ain't see nothing,
I ain't say nothing
So, it ain't sh!t"

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Gofwane(m): 9:12am On Apr 26, 2022
For me, it means " I am a very bad boy with conscience. I can't date you cos I consider you a good person that shouldn't have to put up with all the bullshit I have in store for all these hoes around "

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Gofwane(m): 3:32pm On Apr 19, 2022
ThatrealestApex:


Class kill u there
grin
The lady na real definition of agbero. A lady with class would have sent back the airtime even before the op asked.

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Gofwane(m): 10:34am On Apr 17, 2022
AsomArchitectNG:
Albino you just ed nairaland and you've already started with don't ever disturb ask for my number bla bla bla it's such a pity now that even gorilla's will be competing in beauty pageant. I'll insult any guy that'll ever have an erection because of u cos to me they don't have taste. Don't let all the bleaching you've done on yourself deceive you cos you're no different from a menstruating female vulture the only difference is you're fair while vultures are dark.
And so, the vawulence commences grin

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Gofwane(m): 10:29am On Apr 17, 2022
vibre:

Aswear, even veteran zombies like and Sarrki don take cover because comrades are not smiling at all.
grin no jokes at all. Even loud mouthed veteran like Tpia was casted by a Lil niqqur young enough to be her grandchild.

Chai!

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Gofwane(m): 10:16am On Apr 17, 2022
IamDora:
My name is Isadora, I've been a silent follower of this wonderful forum since 2020, not until I felt the need to finally create a Profile here today so I would be able to drop comments too.

I discovered Nairaland from a male friend who always post news about them on his WhatsApp Status. So one day, out of curiosity, I decided to search the website on Google, and since then, I became addicted to it. smiley

Hope I'm welcomed here?
I pity you if you are a zombie, old newspaper, feminist and don't have thick skin.

Comrades go roast you alive.

Your only rescue na the simps wey boku for here.

Hope you are ready.

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Gofwane(m): 10:02am On Apr 17, 2022
Cook and eat it and rest
grin Oboyyehh, exactly what my next door neighbour would have done.
That guy no get joy at all.
Gofwane(m): 9:00pm On Apr 16, 2022
illicit:
Keep your blood sugar low
Chai! Mine is quite high at the moment.

I heard it's lack of sleep, and too much rum.

Oh God, please epp your son.

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Gofwane(m): 10:08am On Apr 16, 2022
I am single, never gambled and have only one on nairaland.

But that drinking and Smoking part, may the Lord see us through.

Peace!

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