NewStats: 3,261,381 , 8,173,850 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 05:33 AM 312g3f

Anny505:


Homie be thinking man is J Cole, A-Reece, Phora or Dave....man, everyone is a good rapper but not everybody can tell stories with their music. That's why I rate Ace Hood over lil Wayne

Lil Wayne was way beyond music alone. Nigga was like a movement at that point.
But Ace Hood is one of the most underated rappers of the 2000s era.
Still delivered in the Starvation album.

He looks good and educated too.

Haha, just sit tight and wait for the vawulent comrades. They are probably looking for what to eat at the moment.
Just make sure you mind ya biz if not you go collect wotowoto till you become a bitter werey in real life like all these siofra, jeon etc.

That's my lil advice for you.

donbachi:
Who shiit,make him pack am.

Chai! Playing " snitching" by Pop smoke ft. Quavo & Future

Jeez!!! The heart of man is desperately evil.

... I asked myself, " how many men would have ed this test "

hapheeyxz:


Happy sale sir.

Thanks sir.

hapheeyxz:

5k sir.

6k sir. It was purchased 9k. I have the receipt.

Good day. I have a brand new 18" nunix (plastic head) standing fan for sale urgently. It's about 2 weeks old and not even assembled but has been tested.
Price: 6,500 last

Location: around mandate estate ilorin.

07082881696

Anyone please? I need the money urgently.

Good day. I have a brand new 18" nunix (plastic head) standing fan for sale today, today. It's about 2 weeks old and not even assembled but has been tested.
Price: 6,500 last

Location: around mandate estate ilorin.
08092229986

imagrg:
Fuc*kin a sex-doll too is masturbation.
I'm not condemning this act though, but what I'm trying to clarify is that when you have sex with a lady using condom, it is simulated sex act which is synonymous with masturbation. So, if you say you've quit masturbation and you are still having sex using condom, I want to remind you that you are still doing same thing and you are even losing money doing this because the ladies are cashing out on your ignorance.

WARNING: USE OF CONDOM IN CASUAL SEX ACT IS RECOMMENDED PLEASE...DON'T GET ME WRONG; I'M NOT ADVOCATING YOU GO RAW!

This deep! You just have to see it from a certain perspective.

Morrigan008:
even barrowpusher get opinion tooo

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Morrigan008:
see your life
You are a failure, you can never make it in life

I have conditioned your uneventful dejected life to walk after me to have a disease known as PTSD and that will be the death of you

I swear I will traumatize you till you commit suicide

Na wa o. Even ashawo kobo kobo don dey speak grammar.
Chai!

Cc jonnyspute, I now clearly get your point.

I think Jeezy should be in this list. The Trap or Die mixtape kinda have that old school trap vibe.

Back in Technical College, we used pressing iron to boil meat, beans, rice, yam etc. Just don't add salt or any other ingredient. Else you go see

poshestmina:
You dey buy fufu in dozens .

The rice looks 'overcooked' ...waste of Chicken.

Those fufus are for sale. The guy na fufu seller

Jennyclay:
What makes me so angry the most about these randy gender is that... They claim Nigerian girls are too cheap and useless, they also said with #500 they can sleep with Nigerian girls. BUT yet they go about raping girls including a toddler.

God's greatest mistake was creating men!!

Nigerian men irritates me alot!! Puke!!

probably typing this sitting on a big black corrck

Cartoon corn

Abolajigram:


Power

Correct!

Vawulent people full this Nairaland aswear. A banny made a post on her engagement and vawulence ti take over

"They ain't see nothing,
I ain't say nothing
So, it ain't sh!t"

For me, it means " I am a very bad boy with conscience. I can't date you cos I consider you a good person that shouldn't have to put up with all the bullshit I have in store for all these hoes around "

ThatrealestApex:


Class kill u there

The lady na real definition of agbero. A lady with class would have sent back the airtime even before the op asked.

AsomArchitectNG:
Albino you just ed nairaland and you've already started with don't ever disturb ask for my number bla bla bla it's such a pity now that even gorilla's will be competing in beauty pageant. I'll insult any guy that'll ever have an erection because of u cos to me they don't have taste. Don't let all the bleaching you've done on yourself deceive you cos you're no different from a menstruating female vulture the only difference is you're fair while vultures are dark.

And so, the vawulence commences

vibre:

Aswear, even veteran zombies like and Sarrki don take cover because comrades are not smiling at all.

no jokes at all. Even loud mouthed veteran like Tpia was casted by a Lil niqqur young enough to be her grandchild.

Chai!

IamDora:
My name is Isadora, I've been a silent follower of this wonderful forum since 2020, not until I felt the need to finally create a Profile here today so I would be able to drop comments too.

I discovered Nairaland from a male friend who always post news about them on his WhatsApp Status. So one day, out of curiosity, I decided to search the website on Google, and since then, I became addicted to it.

Hope I'm welcomed here?

I pity you if you are a zombie, old newspaper, feminist and don't have thick skin.

Comrades go roast you alive.

Your only rescue na the simps wey boku for here.

Hope you are ready.

Cook and eat it and rest

Oboyyehh, exactly what my next door neighbour would have done.
That guy no get joy at all.

illicit:
Keep your blood sugar low

Chai! Mine is quite high at the moment.

I heard it's lack of sleep, and too much rum.

Oh God, please epp your son.

I am single, never gambled and have only one on nairaland.

But that drinking and Smoking part, may the Lord see us through.

Peace!