NewStats: 3,262,289 , 8,176,720 topics. Date: Sunday, 01 June 2025 at 05:42 PM 49651q

You see that kind kpekus wey the lips squeeze, spread out like Iyaebe mouth, even if na Rihanna get that kpekus, I don japa.

Wetin gbola no go see inside clitocurrency . Clitocurrency needs to be added into the Nigerian Stock Exchange.

Iyaebe:
I am not fat,only fat at the appropriate places.Tell your friends I don't like them a bit

Sorry, I forgot to add that "they also don't like evening news papers that are fat at the appropriate places"

Iyaebe:
I didn't like short men and I dislike extremely darkskinned men,so I don't like both of them. Wizkid is a wicked soul too because he disrespects women and breeds children out of wedlock,wandecoal is fat too and you know what they say about fat men bedroom skills.

Wande coal and Wizkid are my friends and they both dislike fat evening news paper so the "dislike is mutual"

Werey

Daniel7543:
She wants to dump him because her new irer is playing for Cucumber United FC

She's tired of eating only cucumber. She wants to eating tubers of yam.

Nairaland has gone to the dogs. Just look at the post gracing the front page.

CumsOnMod'sBaldHead

pocohantas:
The clap back is dry and unnecessary.

Very dry clap back.

Meteng:
You go need forklift to even successfully carry one side

Oboyyehh

Candidlady:




Smh


PORNIST
no wonder one of your arm is bigger than the other

You this Crack head, are you high on mpkurumiri again?

Why the vawulence on the the thread end sharperly nah E suppose reach like 10 pages.

That's Iyaebe after being -beaten by Mosdii. The evening news paper has no option but to stick with him.

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Wawelexy:
I think we should allow all this people to waste the money the ve stolen from us.... Person wey no fit handle small davido naim wan be no 1 citizen of country wey get bandit, boko haram, herdsmen etc... Joker

Oboyyehh, you are in the spirit

This one looks like a someone capable of stabbing a man in his sleep .
#witch

Brendaniel:
Is this guy related to terry G...

Same question on our minds.

Loooolll @ side hen

Haakeem:
oP which kind of research

That kind of research wey she go roll the condom over a very long cucumber and plug it into her charging port.

If you know, you know

Please do not take this OP serious.

Modafcka high on mpkurumiri

9182736455O1999:
Why did'nt you mention that he bleeped you till you could no longer walk.
foolish chronic attention seeker

I can bet my balls that he Fvckd the OP silly on that bed, in that same room.

Okafor's law comes to mind. She went to collect one last shot of her ex's Dickmacin

that baby will definitely shoot you In the head for taking in for that niqqur. I just hope that this is a huge joke.

Moving4:
Aje! U dey Motivate Me!

Oboyyehh, why this your head come resemble Goruba? Hausa people should know the fruit I'm referring to.

Omihanifa:
After eating Arab people's shit in Dubai she decided to buy a house in Lagos

Oboyyehh.

SmellySperm:
Anything you did is right bro

Even if he buy Kala come blast your left leg?

Explorer and Ilegendd.
Ilegendd nearly use me write book due to my cruise comment.

I reached out to him about the comment and he understood that my comment was just on a cruise level - I respected him for that.

Alcohol and Smoking.... I don't engage in any of the rest - I'm just always too high to think about them.

SmellySperm:

Comrade mk i drop my aza Incase she send u the 2k mk u just wire me 1k

Oboyyehh, you no get joy at all!

Omo, See cruise!

Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Peace081:
Nice one my love ❤

Oboyyehh, highness no good Oh!

If you know that you grill dead vultures or sell memory card inside hold-up while claiming to be a musician (if you know, you know) , don't come to this party O!

According to the CIA, enough Nairaland Unknown Gun Men are waiting for you.

Lilsameey:
This guy ehn , I Sha dey see those names, I confuse not until I pronounce Dem before I get.

Flesh and spirit did not reveal this unto you, but the spirit of AZ and other manya did!


don't say the names out, due to National Security