NewStats: 3,263,754 , 8,181,282 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 06:05 PM 4e332n

@orewoley

I SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK:

Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student: Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Professor: Is GOD good ?

Student: Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student: Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student: Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student: No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student: From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student: No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student: No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.

Professor: According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student: No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student: That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.
ENJOY YOUR DAY

0813..........

So most of you cant take your child to a phychiatrist for check up or mental discipline? Hmmmmm wen we talk of discipline, ur mind switches to beating, shows hw u will discipline ur child. Anyway as for me, i will discipline my children as a parent and do my best to choose the right environment where my children can be disciplined. Buh pplez replies shows hw average nigerian thinks, if nigerians keep thinkin lik dis, am average we wont develop.

Bounce in......
Hmmmm
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Dnot u tihnk ftaehr to duaghetrz relationship shuold tkae crae of taht?
Bounce out....

Bounce in...
Wehn adluts are deproetd form supopesd disilnie gruond to a rael nig wrold. Now who wlil dsiciplnie dem? Wsiodm..... Bounce out

Bounce in.....
The rhgit tihng at teh rhigit tmie.....
Bounce out.....

I wnoedr woh klils ngireians msot! Boko or the govt?

Tanhk the lrod amlihgty. Teh raeson bset konwn to me

carefreewannabe:

They should have married when their female age peers were marrying.
Men die earlier so they shouldn't go for much younger girls as they will leave them to become young widows.
Many men lose the ability to have sexual intercourse at a certain age whereas women don't. Another reason to not marry a much younger girl. It's selfish. How will you satisfy her? Women tend to have better sex the older they get. Don't deprive them of having fun

well i av a diff view as a result of wat i av read wc i tink its correct. I fink most women prefer to marry an older, and a more matured guy. Men die early, yes i agree with dat but nothing guarantees dat will always be so. And dos dat imply female shud marry yunger guyz. Out of point pls. Men lose sexual ability..... Oh! Few men. Womenz sexual ability dimishes faster dan dat of men...... Infact very fast. As for me, u are pointless.

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if the gal is matured enuf, i dont see y the guy shudnt marry her. as far as this world is concerned pple dont die according to age. death kills anybody at anytme. relationships nwadyz dont last because galz cant submit to a bf wu z nt yet her husband. and guyz dont commit much to a gal who is not his wife. so if this guy is really avin the intention of takin care of the gal, i think it will be good for both of them.....peace be unto all