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Policewoman: But bros, you can sacrifice 1 month of sex na. It's not too much. 1 mo.....? Kingbo..... Dats if he is nt a guy buh since u referred to him as BROS, abeg delete dat option |
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Pls hw MANY is $2500 in kobo
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Bear sabr muslims.... Its high tym we started ignorin some comments. Pls, wat i see is dat muslims are draggin demsef into wat we claim we hated. Although we av nt started blamin a crime on an entire group but this is wher it starts. I pray it doesnt. I ll employ us to bear sabr, teach ourselves more abt islam and ignore unnecessary distractions.......
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GraphicsPlus: Which media are you talking about? You should send the video or story to Aljazeera or Sahara reporters. Are they not your people? 99% of terrorism committed all over the world is committed by muslems. Check history.r3ally? i tonk u shud check history |
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If u hate dikeh with ion, like this post
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If u feel sorry for tonto, lik this post
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noblezone: # seriously i tink we shud try divided nigeria because it seem one nigeria is not working... Looks as if we all dont av dsame destination. 1 Like |
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Mak naija no 4kup o
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Afodot0022: Well have seen alot of miracle unfolding. can when I was still attending synagogue in d 90s. alot of miracles unfolding to the extent that miracle didnt surprise me again.. my personal experience of a miracle was when I was very ill and was told to be on medications for almost a year. I believed in miracle and the one that does it who is JESUS. I prayed nd have faith. to God be d glory, I was perfectly healed. I was so scared to exercise my faith by going for test confirmation. atlast I went for d confirmation and d doctor told me that he couldn't c any traces that I once had d ailment. I went to general hospital nd was told d same. so what can u call that. miracle happens nd will keep happening...Jesus christ is d author and d finisher of our faith. stay blessed. did u stop ur medication while u prayed? And was d medication suppose to heal u or surpress the ailment? |
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That was wat i wanted to say BEFOUR-BEFOUR
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Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes. Palindromes are done in several languages, with French being the assumed language of origin since it was for the anagram as well. PALINDROMES ARE WORDS THAT READ THE SAME BOTH FORWARD AND BACKWARD SUCH AS IN HANNAH This is a true story! In 1881 (notice the numbers are the same forward and backward?)a man was born named Sydney Yendys (his name is also palindrome!). I am not sure in which town he was born, but he married a girl named Edna and had a daughter named Edna. He worked for 5 yrs. as a bookkeeper with OK Cartrac Ko. (Reads the same forward and backward too!) Business grew and an assistant was hired for Sydney, named Wordrow (another palindrome!). One day Wordrow said to his boss, "Have you ever noticed that your entire name is a palidrome?" Sydney had never heard of the word before. After Wordrow explained it to him, with two examples: "It's a word or sentence that reads the same forward and backwards like the word 'level' or 'Rats live on no evil star.'" So, Sydney wrote his name on a piece of paper, and then wrote it backwards and exclaimed, "Sure enough, you're right!" From that day on, Sydney became obsessed with palindromes. He is considered the "Father of the Palindrome" by many wordsmiths because more than any other man of his time, and perhaps in history so far he devoted his entire life to them? He spent all of his spare time fuddling around with words. One day he saw the results of a palidromic contest published in his weekly paper. The winner was Levin Snivel (palidrome name!) who wrote a twelve octosyllabic line poem. (He and Sydney were to become life-long competitors).Sydney was energized! He wrote a twenty decasyllable poem and sent it to the publisher, who did publish is. But he also sent his regrets that it had not been sent in in time for his contest (or he'd have won). Snivel heard about this and then wrote a palindromic poem of forty duodecasyllables. And ol' Sydney countered with the same kind of poem only composed of 60. Thus we have dueling poets!! After Snivel wrote a poem of 114 syllabled lines, Sydney decided it was time for some major action. He decided to write a full-length novel that was one entire palidrome titled, " ![]() Fortunately, he could do this because he got a nice inheritance to live on (relative unknown) so he could quit bookkeeping and devoted all his time writing this palindromic novel. Of course, this wrecked havoc on his personal life! .His wife left him, taking their daughter with her. Well, duh? Ironically Sydney never even noticed they left! He kept on with his novel writing and writing and writing. How long did it take? 30 years!!! The palindrome novel was finally done -- or was it? Sydney threw a party for a few of his closest friends, with a nice fire, wine and all the rest. He presented the large stack of typewritten papers of the novel, " ![]() It was underlined in red and as all good friends, they had suggested merely rewriting it to read, "Snug & raw was I, ere I saw war & guns." (Do you see his big error? The "and" was never a palindrome?) Sydney's lips quivered, jaw dropped and perspiration formed on his brow. He picked up the entire manuscript and walked over to the fireplace and tossed it in! An artistic perfectionist as Sydney would never compromise his integrity. Thirty years had been wasted. He then produced a pistol and well.....Need I say more? Carved on Sydney Yendy's tombstone were the following words, "In my end is my beginning." year 2002 is also a palindrome number.It may not happen again in your lifetime?The next palindrome year is 2112.If you are lucky to witness it then i advice you to LIVE ON NO EVIL http://www.brownielocks.com/palindromes.html 1 Like |
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swtxt: This is becoming really boring ** yawning... had it bin dat it wrked for u, u wont b here joh..... Abi are u texting frm paradise, i heard d place is sweet.... Ngbo? 1 Like |
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BoboYekini: Lupey, nwa baby, what is ya number biko? her ACCT NO is full already.... U can waya it to my own acct |
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spikes C: walai ayam steel wairing.... Hopin jesus dosnt cummm the next second..... Dey say he will show in hevin eni tym frm noa |
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xynerise: kulikuli..... Tomtom can giv u eat botom-eat botom |
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spikes C: ur teeth dos not resembu richard*card o... |
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spikes C: she is too busy attending to em..... Let me collect it for her |
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Wen will d begini of mr nairaland startio, i cannot stand for it.... Mi o le duro de oo
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adaobi123: pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ǝʇɐʇoɹ |
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adaobi123: why did u do ur biurifool mouth lik dat? Gal no dey do dah kind tin again or else i wont step on u wen i win MR..... |
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˙zoqoq ןooɟıʇnıq ǝɥʇ buıuıɐɯǝɹ˙uɹoq ʇǝʎ ʍou ǝɹɐ zןɐb ןnɟıʇnɐǝq ǝɥʇ ʎןןɐuıɟ Pls will i get opportunixed to step on any babe (includin d queen) after winnin KING naijaland .......BoUnCiNgBaByBoY |
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apoti: Basically Southwest is the safest region in the country especially osun state...... Ipinle omoluabi |
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Dolemite: Ahh, I get it, the author wants us to take it on FAITH that Einstein made those comments...well I loved the article and would like to donate, OP could you please give me your bank details so that I can transfer 30 Trillion Dollars to you? its FAITH money. hmmmmm........ U can FAITHFULLY transfer it to motherless or less priv......... I fink dah ll b berra..... Wah duh yu tinc |
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Mr Troll: why post what you are not sure of? Try this in developed countries and get sued for defamation of charactermy lies?..... well thnx for d advice. |
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Mr Troll: *yawn* lolz.... i can giv u the number of the author of the article so u can warn him. |
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0813745.......
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