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ypeace: 10:59pm On Jun 15, 2013
Policewoman: But bros, you can sacrifice 1 month of sex na. It's not too much.

1 mo.....? Kingbo..... Dats if he is nt a guy buh since u referred to him as BROS, abeg delete dat option
ypeace: 7:18pm On Jun 13, 2013
Pls hw MANY is $2500 in kobo
ypeace: 10:39pm On Jun 12, 2013
Bear sabr muslims.... Its high tym we started ignorin some comments. Pls, wat i see is dat muslims are draggin demsef into wat we claim we hated. Although we av nt started blamin a crime on an entire group but this is wher it starts. I pray it doesnt. I ll employ us to bear sabr, teach ourselves more abt islam and ignore unnecessary distractions.......
ypeace: 8:15pm On Jun 12, 2013
GraphicsPlus: Which media are you talking about? You should send the video or story to Aljazeera or Sahara reporters. Are they not your people? 99% of terrorism committed all over the world is committed by muslems. Check history.
r3ally? i tonk u shud check history
ypeace: 8:58pm On Jun 10, 2013
If u hate dikeh with ion, like this post
ypeace: 8:57pm On Jun 10, 2013
If u feel sorry for tonto, lik this post
ypeace: 9:52am On Jun 10, 2013
noblezone: #

Nigeria was never great!
Nigeria is not great!
Nigeria will never be great!

Nigeria is a mistake made by the die hard colonial masters!
Nigeria is not a nation, it is a resultant of voodoo istrative maneuvers by white "witch doctors".

Nothing will fix Nigeria. We must go back to our respective nations so as to make progress.

We of the Biafran nation are not interested in oil and the politics thereof.
We just want to be on our own, run our affairs, grow our industries, produce and export innovative products.
It is only a mad man that will be doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
Nigeria is not working! It will never work, because it is big fraud!

seriously i tink we shud try divided nigeria because it seem one nigeria is not working... Looks as if we all dont av dsame destination.

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ypeace: 9:46am On Jun 10, 2013
Mak naija no 4kup o
ypeace: 1:33pm On Jun 09, 2013
Afodot0022: Well have seen alot of miracle unfolding. can when I was still attending synagogue in d 90s. alot of miracles unfolding to the extent that miracle didnt surprise me again.. my personal experience of a miracle was when I was very ill and was told to be on medications for almost a year. I believed in miracle and the one that does it who is JESUS. I prayed nd have faith. to God be d glory, I was perfectly healed. I was so scared to exercise my faith by going for test confirmation. atlast I went for d confirmation and d doctor told me that he couldn't c any traces that I once had d ailment. I went to general hospital nd was told d same. so what can u call that. miracle happens nd will keep happening...Jesus christ is d author and d finisher of our faith. stay blessed.


did u stop ur medication while u prayed? And was d medication suppose to heal u or surpress the ailment?
ypeace: 8:51pm On Jun 08, 2013
That was wat i wanted to say BEFOUR-BEFOUR
ypeace: 8:08pm On Jun 08, 2013
Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes.
Palindromes are done in several languages, with French being the assumed language of origin since it was for the anagram as well.
PALINDROMES ARE WORDS THAT READ THE SAME BOTH FORWARD AND BACKWARD SUCH AS IN HANNAH

This is a true story!
In 1881 (notice the numbers are the same forward and backward?)a man was born named Sydney Yendys (his name is also palindrome!). I am not sure in which town he was born, but he married a girl named Edna and had a daughter named Edna. He worked for 5 yrs. as a bookkeeper with OK Cartrac Ko. (Reads the same forward and backward too!) Business grew and an assistant was hired for Sydney, named Wordrow (another palindrome!). One day Wordrow said to his boss, "Have you ever noticed that your entire name is a palidrome?" Sydney had never heard of the word before. After Wordrow explained it to him, with two examples: "It's a word or sentence that reads the same forward and backwards like the word 'level' or 'Rats live on no evil star.'"
So, Sydney wrote his name on a piece of paper, and then wrote it backwards and exclaimed, "Sure enough, you're right!"
From that day on, Sydney became obsessed with palindromes. He is considered the "Father of the Palindrome" by many wordsmiths because more than any other man of his time, and perhaps in history so far he devoted his entire life to them? He spent all of his spare time fuddling around with words. One day he saw the results of a palidromic contest published in his weekly paper. The winner was Levin Snivel (palidrome name!) who wrote a twelve octosyllabic line poem. (He and Sydney were to become life-long competitors).Sydney was energized! He wrote a twenty decasyllable poem and sent it to the publisher, who did publish is. But he also sent his regrets that it had not been sent in in time for his contest (or he'd have won). Snivel heard about this and then wrote a palindromic poem of forty duodecasyllables. And ol' Sydney countered with the same kind of poem only composed of 60. Thus we have dueling poets!!
After Snivel wrote a poem of 114 syllabled lines, Sydney decided it was time for some major action. He decided to write a full-length novel that was one entire palidrome titled, "grin'neeht" and started instantly.
Fortunately, he could do this because he got a nice inheritance to live on (relative unknown) so he could quit bookkeeping and devoted all his time writing this palindromic novel. Of course, this wrecked havoc on his personal life! .His wife left him, taking their daughter with her. Well, duh? Ironically Sydney never even noticed they left! He kept on with his novel writing and writing and writing.
How long did it take? 30 years!!! The palindrome novel was finally done -- or was it?
Sydney threw a party for a few of his closest friends, with a nice fire, wine and all the rest. He presented the large stack of typewritten papers of the novel, "grin'neeht" and said it was an anti-war novel. Upon looking closely at the first sentence which read, "Snug and raw was I, ere I saw war and guns," they gasped.
It was underlined in red and as all good friends, they had suggested merely rewriting it to read, "Snug & raw was I, ere I saw war & guns."
(Do you see his big error? The "and" was never a palindrome?)
Sydney's lips quivered, jaw dropped and perspiration formed on his brow. He picked up the entire manuscript and walked over to the fireplace and tossed it in! An artistic perfectionist as Sydney would never compromise his integrity. Thirty years had been wasted. He then produced a pistol and well.....Need I say more?
Carved on Sydney Yendy's tombstone were the following words,
"In my end is my beginning."


year 2002 is also a palindrome number.It may not happen again in your lifetime?The next palindrome year is 2112.If you are lucky to witness it then i advice you to
LIVE ON NO EVIL

http://www.brownielocks.com/palindromes.html

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ypeace: 10:21am On Jun 08, 2013
swtxt: This is becoming really boring ** yawning...
Lupey my fav came 1st and Adaobi my townswoman came 2nd cheesy grin
if u no like am pls I beg u, locate the nearest wall(I recommend concrete), jump up and on landing tilt ur head slightly away from the wall then with every strenght in u, hit ur head on th wall. Trust me, it works tongue tongue

had it bin dat it wrked for u, u wont b here joh..... Abi are u texting frm paradise, i heard d place is sweet.... Ngbo?

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ypeace: 10:14am On Jun 08, 2013
BoboYekini: Lupey, nwa baby, what is ya number biko?
A furu ngi nne, I would like to wire you some cash dis morning...nwata uma, baby you so sweet cool

her ACCT NO is full already.... U can waya it to my own acct
ypeace: 1:04am On Jun 08, 2013
spikes C:

hahahhahhahaha...you no go kill me.

You still dey wait grin

walai ayam steel wairing.... Hopin jesus dosnt cummm the next second..... Dey say he will show in hevin eni tym frm noa
ypeace: 1:00am On Jun 08, 2013
xynerise:
Packs of Tom-Tom? undecided

kulikuli..... Tomtom can giv u eat botom-eat botom
ypeace: 12:56am On Jun 08, 2013
spikes C:

grin grin grin
Guy man

ur teeth dos not resembu richard*card o...
ypeace: 12:51am On Jun 08, 2013
spikes C:

Baby oku m, oyoyo airline...i dey like delegiwa


I heard they gave you second, don't mind albino monkey and him wife. Competition wey no get value, even common recharge card.

For me, my household and my village, you're the most beautiful asa baby...abeg come collect 100 naira MTN jare grin

she is too busy attending to em..... Let me collect it for her
ypeace: 12:46am On Jun 08, 2013
Wen will d begini of mr nairaland startio, i cannot stand for it.... Mi o le duro de oo
ypeace: 12:39am On Jun 08, 2013
adaobi123:

rotate your pic tongue

pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ǝʇɐʇoɹ
ypeace: 12:32am On Jun 08, 2013
adaobi123:

undecided undecided

why did u do ur biurifool mouth lik dat? Gal no dey do dah kind tin again or else i wont step on u wen i win MR.....
ypeace: 12:23am On Jun 08, 2013
˙zoqoq ןooɟıʇnıq ǝɥʇ buıuıɐɯǝɹ˙uɹoq ʇǝʎ ʍou ǝɹɐ zןɐb ןnɟıʇnɐǝq ǝɥʇ ʎןןɐuıɟ


Pls will i get opportunixed to step on any babe (includin d queen) after winnin KING naijaland


.......BoUnCiNgBaByBoY
ypeace: 9:42am On Jun 06, 2013
apoti: Basically Southwest is the safest region in the country

especially osun state...... Ipinle omoluabi
ypeace: 10:24pm On Jun 05, 2013
Dolemite: Ahh, I get it, the author wants us to take it on FAITH that Einstein made those comments...well I loved the article and would like to donate, OP could you please give me your bank details so that I can transfer 30 Trillion Dollars to you? its FAITH money. wink

hmmmmm........ U can FAITHFULLY transfer it to motherless or less priv......... I fink dah ll b berra..... Wah duh yu tinc
ypeace: 6:39pm On Jun 05, 2013
Mr Troll: why post what you are not sure of? Try this in developed countries and get sued for defamation of characterangry must you put Einsteins name to give credence to your lies?undecided
my lies?..... well thnx for d advice.
ypeace: 3:23pm On Jun 05, 2013
Mr Troll: *yawn*










*Bigger yawn*


Stop using Einsteins name to spread lies. . .









Or you'll burn in HELL!!! tongue


lolz.... i can giv u the number of the author of the article so u can warn him.
ypeace: 10:42am On Jun 04, 2013
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