NewStats: 3,261,131 , 8,173,130 topics. Date: Wednesday, 28 May 2025 at 10:21 AM 1l181d

hmmmn

phonedaddy:
I heard it is a great phone, yet to use it though, but this your black hand sha

.. bros ... na black hand you call this one?

rrr

Strahovski1:


If ivyy will give me BJ or give me part of the monies then yeah

Ivyy! Ivyy! Ivyy!

SMH... you are thinking of getting a BJ by 12:51am
no wonder Indians are so fond of rape..

modified: some girls do discuss their sexcapades too, I knew of this while I was in secondary school back then...
I'm quite guilty of this too a times to be candid but I always keep the "performer" anonymous in order to keep the "audience" on suspense and also for security reasons.. (some guys fit snatch your babe if u narrate the achievements in her "autobiography" )

tigar007:


You should have come to this world as bathroom slippers...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Bros why u con take am personal? Na joke me just dey joke for here... I'm a huge fan of #MadeInNigeria celebrities

NA LIE JOR DEM NO deserve the title!! NA ojoro those girls do, dey don go open nyash for referee

rheether:
And she doesn't even have breast

na wa.. which time dey born her wey she go get breast? If she don dey get booby by this tym, her own go pas cossy when she go mature

CzarRex:
but guy go n boom by major lazer ft wizkid and ty dolla .you will love WizKid's chorus on d song. too bad it wasn't a hit

which chart boom top? Who major lazer help?... Abi na boom go make dem nominate wizkid for spotify ranking

I do think tiwa savage deserves a spot on that list or has the feud between she and her husband made her less influential over the past 12 months?...
And anyway, whats the hype about wixkid been featured in drake's song all about? I ed the song (one dance) last week expecting to hear the lovely voice of our own made-in-naija StarBoy taking the chorus as he always does whenevr he is featured here in naija, but rather i heard kyla taking the chorus... I almost lost hope thinking this was another jole after i didn't hear wizkid about 2mins into the track. Suddenly i heard an eerie sound like the bleating of the proverbial "lost sheep", i initially thought that was another DJ Maneuvre... E Pain Me As I See Say Na The Only Part Wey Drake Fit Manage Dash Wizkid Be Dat

He treats his wife just the same waY he treated nigeria then..

He treats his wife just the same wat he treated nigeria then..

ibkgab001:
M4 mAVIN

m4 mAdDnESs
Boda Olamide if you want beatings you can come and have iT GOD BLESS YOU

kenonze:
Pls help that man.
He wants to suffocate

no be the bodyguard fault wey he swell like dat, don jazzy don load am enuff mess con troway face like say he no send anybodi.. And if the bodyguard complain don jazzy go sack am

Dis one wey he pose like suicide bomber wey never reach him destination b4 bomb start countdown

queenoflafia:
That pic is not Maiduguri

that is quite obvious.. According to the news, the rain started around 4:30am and rained for an hour (making it end approximately 5:30am). At that time, the day wouldn't have been so bright as depicted in the picture and it will look quite absurd for a rational human being to come outside around 5:30am and started wriggling his butt in the rain

LEAVE AM MAKE PANT DEY WEAR AM

They are hearing thunder not bombs for the first time in a while now

agbonkamen:
Una get mouth sha

hw we go do na?

PoeticJazco:
Poor men always use force to do everything.
1.) A poor man signs check with so much power like some one drawing but a rich man just sign check with one or two dot.
2.) A poor man cries to God when praying but a rich man talks to God when praying.
3.) A poor man bleeps but a rich man makes love.
4.) A poor man goes on holiday but a rich man goes on vacation.

Add your own.

5.) the poor man gulps down palmwine from a jug, while the rich sips coffee from a mug
6.) the poor man has "low" sperm count, the rich has "high" blood pressure - basketmouth 2009
7.) the rich man will buy something and tell the seller to keep the change, but the poor man will buy something on credit and expect the seller to tell him to keep the change 8.) the rich man sees a cashew that has been half-eaten on the tree-top by a bird as unhealthy, but a poor man sees that same cashew as the sweetest variety....
I REST MY CASE

na by force?

GloriaNinja:
Well.... since when did you became a scholar to understand and comprehend what personification means? gerrera here.

i don't mind becoming a sage inorder to understand you

Potential militants... In the next four years these same set of deliquents will make headlines again, these time it'll be about bombing a Shell BP off-shore oil rig.. All thanks to dokubo-asari and my democratic "government" you-know-who ekpemupolo

Suigeneris93:
What sort of fvckery is this

hahaha e don pain am

Varagous:
more please... me like it

i knew you will like it... All those scenes you watch on telemundo and zeetv doesn't apply here in nollywood. Even rita dominic neva find that kind spouse

Blackberrybabes:
At this period of much hunger..this will come in handy, shey?

babe hw far na?... You wan collect FTC for thread wey u create again?

taurus25:
actually i do see orion almost every night if the weather is clear enough....its probably the easiest constellation to spot because its visible from every part of the world. Your picture is actually not orion but one simple way to find orion is to look for the belt, i.e the three stars that are properly aligned. Star gazing is a very beautiful thing , i wish i had a telescope

Orion below

i previously thought it was orion but i later discovered that its an asterism called the big dipper... As for the hunter's belt, its one of the most common spectacles of the nightat my area but i never knew it to be orion the hunter

GloriaNinja:
Well.... since when did you became a scholar to understand and comprehend what personification means? gerrera here.

i don't mind becoming a sage inorder to understand your ways

GloriaNinja:
Well, if you have nothing reasonable to type, why don't you deactivate your or amputate your fingers? it is becoming a nuisance to human-hood.

Really? I Never Knew You Were an Embodiment Of The Entire Human Race

Was actually an asterism (part of a constellation) called the Big Dipper which is part of the star consteallation known according to many ancient civilizations as the Great Bear.. I Previously Thought That constellations could only be seen clearly from the far east and western asia (the levant) until yesterday. I kinda saw it upside down (it looked more like a chariot to me). The Sight Was Quite Fascinating.
Image Source: Wikipedia

I have always viewed astrologer as some jobless men gazing blankly into the outer space trying to catch a glimpse of a flying comet and immediately attach to such phenomenon a prophecy of imminent doom instigated by a malevolent deity. Not until yesterday did i get an insight into the beauty and fascination of star-gazing.
Last night about 9:00pm i was busy with some paperwork out in the open and in the process, subconsciously raised my head skywards. My sight was greeted with the view of a somewhat familiar arrangement of bright stars. Due to my peripheral knowledge of zodiacs, i jumped into conclusion that the constellation before me was orion (which is probably not even among the zodiac constellations) *smiles* i even tagged it the name orion the plough (absolutely wrong: orion the hunter was different from what i saw last night). Since i was so uncertain about my judgements on this my discovery , i did some online research and soon found out that the group of stars i saw beforE me here in NigerIA