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timpaker(m): 5:57pm On Dec 28, 2015

It will only take a miracle for Seun and his Supermods to yield.

I those days when the front page had some topics that were entertaining and one would read and learn a thing or two... Those days I'd stroll to the literature section or open pages of great interest on front page to learn new words to improve my vocabularies, but today, the frontpage is a very unserious.

They've succeeded in turning our beloved Nairaland to Instagram and LIB with senseless topics gracing our eyes. I have observed that the topics appeals to a particular set of people, mostly undergraduates that offers relationship tutorials or social jamboree with celebritocratic tendencies.

I wish to entire Nairaland management takes this at heart and make necessary consideration to the Literature section.

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timpaker(m): 7:25am On Dec 24, 2015

Abuja does not have a beach bro. And wait a minute, isn't Elegushi the place Falz said Karishikas mostly use as their address?

Well, if I see that private jet I will come.

And wait ooooo were all those job applications made by one person?

Oga Tolutweety come and explain ooooo.

The year has got two weeks left and miracle can still happen.

timpaker(m): 12:09am On Dec 23, 2015

joseph1832:
Miles and miles of water!. Reminds me of the life of Py.

Life of Py should be a name of a movie, right?

That poem was during one boring day at secondary school (after prep), I was studying one WAEC past question like that during extention and I became confused... And then I just spent my holiday at Nembe, Bayelsa and the experience was so addictive that each time I close my eyes I will just see myself surrounded by water. Then my hostel mates use to call me "Papiwata". grin

timpaker(m): 11:57pm On Dec 22, 2015

Dryad, Dad and I Before Christmas

The young trees weren't agog with winter snow
As the leaves chose to wither than grow,
Wafting gently in autumnal crocus to the frozen ground
While the night birds carols in sonorous sound.

The fatigue day garbed in prismatic glimmering ice
All over its streets of garden that dazzles the eyes
Of Dryad - then few dabbles in, breaking the ambience
As if the wind was arguing with Silence.

Then the sound lead to another, then another -
A cacophony deafened the air and shakened the order
A man with a chainsaw needs a Christmas tree
He sawed off the root and fissured it with glee

A young lad - a sentry was stationed by the way
He held his own star, lights and candies in a manner somewhat Gay.
"Careful dad!" The tree succumbed its teary droplets on dad
Before making a fall that made Dryad sad.

But its Christmas isn't it?

timpaker(m): 11:41pm On Dec 22, 2015

LOST

Lonely paddle.. .
On a calm wave,
Stroke after stroke
The journey never ends.
Infinite sight hides
Behind the sunset as
The big yellow ball smiles
At my face - where is home?
East, West, North or South?
Where is land?
Under the ocean?
I'm gonna loose my mind
And...
(Silence)
Where am I?
Desert-sea?

timpaker(m): 11:07pm On Dec 22, 2015

As usual, you never disappoint in dishing out great poems but I must confess this particular one is extraordinary maybe that's why I still don't get it well or have it understood.

Please help me with the theme.

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timpaker(m): 2:12pm On Dec 22, 2015

She doesn't need bra.

Bras are meant for those with big bo0bs and I can't see that in her....

My sweet female artist of the year.

Happy birthday darling

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timpaker(m): 10:03pm On Dec 21, 2015

Second half

Oshey !!

timpaker(m): 9:55pm On Dec 21, 2015

Ozil is just making me happy this night.

Go Gunners!!!!!

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timpaker(m): 7:45pm On Dec 21, 2015

Carnival?

Owerri here I come baby.

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timpaker(m): 11:34am On Dec 21, 2015

timpaker(m): 11:44pm On Dec 18, 2015

1.3mil.

Does it have a navigation system?

timpaker(m): 10:44pm On Dec 18, 2015

I love his Lewis Leeman shoe

timpaker(m): 9:50pm On Dec 14, 2015

timpaker(m): 9:36pm On Dec 11, 2015

emaculate99:

someone posts a stanza and the other continues it, just like that sha. more to come. The editors are working on the other poems.

Hmm mm.... I can't wait!

timpaker(m): 8:40pm On Dec 11, 2015

Speechless!!!

How did you guys do it?

Honestly, I'm words-choked.

I feel happy reading this I swear.

*Bookmarked

timpaker(m): 12:27pm On Dec 11, 2015

Team foreign student

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timpaker(m): 9:48am On Dec 11, 2015

timpaker(m): 9:40am On Dec 11, 2015

A thousand likes for you man.

However, always start a line with a capital letter and learn to punctuate appropriately.

Bravo!

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timpaker(m): 11:48pm On Dec 10, 2015

joseph1832:
So na only romance-erotica nahim I sabi abi. Well don oh oga tim, well don eh. LOL.

No ooooo. I didn't say so ooooo. Just that you're a specialist when it comes to such genre/form.

timpaker(m): 9:51pm On Dec 10, 2015

joseph1832:
Em are we suppose to see or listen to it?

and listen.
The song is quite hilarious.

timpaker(m): 9:40pm On Dec 10, 2015

Like seriously?

Nice song by the way. Rating: 6.5/10

#Wida na

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timpaker(m): 11:05am On Dec 10, 2015

joseph1832:
For the record Mr freelancer, we follow each other, and I'll want to believe you know how that works right. Perhaps you'll later accuse me of stalking llaykorn and timpaker also.

First, you called me gay, then a stalker, now an asslicker. Is your mind such a mess that you can't seem to find a common ground? Dude WTF!

You're such a lil boy with a lil brain. And to think you still believe lOoks has anything to do with whether a guy can get a girl shows just how little and shallow you are.

Dude you need to grow yourself a brain.

timpaker(m): 10:59am On Dec 10, 2015

iteleaye:

Yeah, some parts of the screen has the luminous effect, the dial diameter is 4.2cm and it has a band width of 3cm.. The band length is 24cm and it is shock resistant, finally, the chrons do work

That means the dial size is 48mm (I guess that's what you wanna write).
What's the make and year in of edition?

timpaker(m): 9:47am On Dec 10, 2015

iteleaye:

Nice one ... Bring it on

This particular watch is quite beautiful.

What's the dial diameter size and are the hour marker made of luminous compounds i.e. do they glo at dark?

Hope the chronos are working?

timpaker(m): 8:19pm On Dec 09, 2015

iteleaye:
Na jeje i dey wey person dey show me breast...

Fashion accessories like belts, cravat, ties, leather bags and watches all available @

No date complications for that watch and the bezel is too awkward. The skeletal mechanics too is old fashioned.

Post another collection let me see.

timpaker(m): 8:10pm On Dec 09, 2015

Hmm mm.. . Someone is in love.

Bro. Joe help him make it romance-erotica.

Just kidding mehn.

Nice use of words

timpaker(m): 9:57am On Dec 05, 2015

Nobody is talking about Moses Siloko Siasia, he might end up shocking both the APC and PDP.

The young dude deserve to win. Dickson has the guts to contest despite owing workers their salaries. cheesy

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