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timpaker(m): 11:01pm On Aug 17, 2023
This story is entirely not true. I was there as a lodger
timpaker(m): 12:07am On Jan 14, 2021
The Shot: Remembrance Day

..............By the bonfires..
..........Among cheering soldiers
.......Sat one disturbed Lieutenant
......A son, a brother, now husband
.....Basking the day he had survived,
....A landmine, a bomb, and gunshots’
….With blistered palm and bruised knee
....In all the smoky stare of nothingness.
....He yearned for the lumpy flesh floating
......Above the suppled chest of his lover
.........For comfort while squirtin his DNA
..............Into her warm cave of fertility
.................That proclivity of fatherhood
.....................The birth of his death later.
.....................Snapped out his lost muse
..................In a reminiscence of folklores
.................A GOC singled his bravery out,
................Almost drowning him in prayers
................With all the blood of Jesus Christ
...............There’s no luck in bravery indeed
...........And there is no bravery in mere luck
...........Ask Benison – the underwear soldier
.........Ask Abu Ali – the lanky elephant man
.....Or M.M Hassan, the champ with nine lives
...Babatunde and Ifeanyi firmly held their keep
.And one day we’d all meet at heavens’ barrack
Gun salutes over the boring bugle deafening us
But let’s make these devils heaven our holy hell!
As volcanic cheers erupts from everyone’s mouth
.The disturbed soldier shot round his tired boots
...And planted his footprint on the ground… yes!
......With his bullets...he found his strength. True.
.........Their stories ..he found... ..peace ..
.........He’d make love to ..his gun... ..his lover ..
...............Now, his gun comes ...first….
...............” me” ...he said……..
......................Curtain Closed..........
.................................(funeral)……..



Inspired by Amitabh Divakar

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timpaker(m): 12:02am On Jan 14, 2021
**Clears Cobwebs**
timpaker(m): 9:03am On Jan 03, 2019
I stand still
Until i see a thrill
That spins, whirls and twirls

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timpaker(m): 9:19pm On Nov 26, 2018
The Shot (medical personnels)

When the savant years were compressed
Into a powerful paper,
Placing human lives on the caring fingers.
All the smell of burnt candles
Hugging the eyes as it glow and sparkle.
A vow and oat bled the heart
With comion, a call to service.

Far into the ocean of sands
Came a call, so silent that it can deafen the heart.
Women and children clothed in death and starvation
Locked in a theater of terrifying tears,
Husbands are lost to the sands,
Some were caned with talking rifles
Not friends to soldiers or muscled militiamen.

On the graved land, tipped a chopper,
Its blade tired of flight to and fro
Placing caring fingers onto the troubled ground
They swayed gently to the dusty breeze
Like they can outperform the dancers of death...
With a group of soldiers watching and cheering.
If only they knew....

Suddenly, a blast shook the sands
Followed by the talkative sound of a gun.
Confusion swam the air, struggling to bite
The wings that carried death with it.
Soldiers gone. The death show has ended.
The caring hands were taking away
With their hearts in their hands.

Sunset and sunrise, time came and went
The lack of finance made the militias vent.
A trade by barter, a shot for a shot.
A gun for a syringe. Another shot for a shot.
The market was empty for those who call the shot.
A video was made of one giving another a shot
A drug that made her dizzy on the spot.

She was taken outside with a gun on the head
She knew she was dead before being shot dead
If scenarios were to replay itself again
She'd be back to offer her carring hands over again.
On this note, she smelt her last breath
And spoke her God's language of death.
One shot to the head and heaven welcomed its own.


May the soul of Hauwa Leman RIP. cry

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timpaker(m): 8:10am On Nov 19, 2018
Lolz. It's a Richard Mille RM 055 watch. It's worth over 50million naira without custom. cool
timpaker(m): 12:28pm On Oct 05, 2018
The cars are 2 separate cars, although they or of the same model but that's notthe car in the first pix. Check the wheel.
timpaker(m): 8:56pm On May 17, 2018
noble4d:
I have Samsung s4 for swap though, not too clean.
Whatsapp only: 07036338900

I have a clean South Korean Samsung Galaxy S7 edge for sale..
timpaker(m): 9:55am On Apr 15, 2018
Fabregas in Nigeria? shocked shocked
timpaker(m): 5:08pm On Nov 25, 2017
I can see AP royal, Tag Heuer, Breil and a Rolex which looks like a Kenneth Cole among others
timpaker(m): 9:02pm On Nov 22, 2017
Jackson042:


It might be a Rolex watch but if you're aware of the customization that has been done on it, I'm sure you'be suprised.

Davido buys his watches from Ice Box... you can go to their website to confirm.. And the last time the company previewed their jewellery collection on MTV Base, there were Rolexes of 70 to 100k on display. In other words, the gold carat was not that of the regular Rolex.

The fact that he got them a Rolex doesn't mean that it's the normal one neither does it mean that it was custom made. My guess is, they have all the watches you mentioned. So why go for another one when they could get a different brand.

And you said who still wears Rolex? Go back to the last MTV & grammy awards. You'll see celebrities rocking rollies. Kendrick Lamar for instance. He itted that Rolex is his favorite brand.

lol. I would have loved to argue with you but really, you using K.dot as an example just weakened me.

Surprised?
Dude, that watch has no customization on it (i.e. no diamond on it) and who told you he only buys from Icebox jewelries? Try and check out Jacob the frost of London... (that aside).

I still stand on my fact, most celebs (US/UK and footballers or sportsmen) uses less of Rolex watches these days.... From Kanye, Jay-Z, 50cent, Mayweather, CR7, Neymar to Rihanna, Beyonce, Iyanya (Custom Maximus mechanical watch), Basketmouth, etc. even our very own Otedola is among the very few (7) Nigerians with a RM01 Richard Mille watch.

I said the watches doesn't cost more than $10k-$12k and you are sighting custom made watches of $70k and above and we both know those watches aren't custom made.... lolz. Rolexes of $70k - $100k are usually custom watches made out with well cut out diamonds and other precious stone and what he bought for his "boys" are far from it, they are just regular watches of a DateJust model. My point is, that kind of Rolex aren't what a supposed big boy would buy and make a fuse about.

PS: I own a DayDate and a GMT Master II among others. cool
timpaker(m): 9:33am On Nov 21, 2017
Lolz..
Rolex DateJust is just among the cheapest Rolex in the market which goes for around $8k to $12k (without custom)...

If he really wanna get then a Rolex let him get them a Skydweller (like the one he bought for himselfor) or a Yacht Master II.

Besides, who wears Rolex these days when Patek Phillipe, Richard Mille and JaegerLeCoultre can break his bank.

Lastly,I recommend a Chopard watch too (cuz it is currently the world best watch of 2017). Tired of seeing all these celebs flauting quartz watches when Mechanical watches are the main thing now.
timpaker(m): 5:44pm On Sep 24, 2017
Indomie and boiled corn, it taste like golden morn or marshed yam and condensed milk.
timpaker(m): 8:53am On Sep 03, 2017
I wish government could use a face recognition software to detect the faces of all the people there amd get them punished, that way, no body will want to be seen anywhere near a jungle justice field.
timpaker(m): 11:15pm On Sep 01, 2017
The Shot (Kill the GOC part 2)

Blinded by unseen eyes, a man slipped into heaven,
Dodging overzealous black eagles gawking around,
Atop, following a millipede of sentineled convoy
Through the skeletal eye of a malnourished gun,
A target has been identified and locked for dead.

Up high the tenth floor, confused breeze whispers
The tempest sound of the sky; a tune only the cursed
Hears; A man as patient as a wild cat waits with his finger,
His arm firmly padded like the breast of a female athlete
Breathing in sync-second of his military timepiece.

Below sirens screeches, an armoured beast
Breaths a rest, a man alights frailly like an old cargo,
Aided towards the podium with an hurricane aide
Wearing a dark shade on a bedsheet dress, like a boss,
Waving to the sycophantic cheers deafening the square.

Far across the stand, a handful or mutinous soldiers
Docked and clad in a robe of regret, waiting on death -
A familiar friend, not seeing the guilt beneath an extinguishing breath.
Suddenly, a bird flap in fright from a tenth story building;
Before anyone could look up, off goes a shot aimed at the boss’s skull.

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timpaker(m): 10:47am On Aug 30, 2017
The Shot (Kill the GOC)


Under the eagle's eye
An intend was forged,
It all began with a lie
That made the ears bulged.

Loyalty once gotten
Should be sustained
Else, past deeds are fogotten
And its betrayal, unexplained.

*****************************

A man, aggrieved,
And lost in his well lavished hatred
For the authority he vouchsafed to keep,
Stalked his prey to its heaven's gate,
Filled with a pocket of persistence, his patience brims.
He dislodged his rifle bits by bits,
And in disguise wore the mechanic mask.
That could only masquerade him in without suspicion.
Day after day he smuggled his rifles in part in.
Day one: barrels and bolts, day two: cylinder and pistons
Day three: springs and shocks, binocular and trigger assembly,
Till every parts of his contraband made heaven.

*******************************************
Under the tenth tent of the nation's service tower
Adjacent a square facing a flowery memorial drive
A box of metallic musket lay naked and puzzled;
Getting molded into deaths eating utensils.
Screwed got well tightened like a British shoe lace
As he handle his tool to what has become a revered rifle
He flashed to his virgin days when he saw it eat up a life
With just a silent perch, he ran his hands to its mouth.
Then a cacophony of cheers knocked him into reality,
He peeped through death's eye to wink his target
A perfect shot was captured, he pulled the tongue
And there goes the hungry shot of death...

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timpaker(m): 11:14am On Aug 03, 2017
If I were him too (God forbid) I won't tell.
timpaker(m): 9:29pm On Aug 02, 2017
Was there last month for a birthday party.
You forgot to add that the boat ride cost about 20k and that a room of 6 is about 450k....

I was treated to a private beach party too.

The place is somewhat close to Osun state (if not in Osun state itself)

You gotta break the bank to really enjoy yourself there.

I just pray yahoo boiz stay off that place.

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timpaker(m): 10:21am On Jul 15, 2017
AHCB:
General Officer In Charge of which battalion? grin

Lolz...wait for it grin
I'm currently modifying it to Commander in Chief and it's going to be in 3 parts.
timpaker(m): 2:53pm On Jul 09, 2017
The Shot (Kill the GOC)
timpaker(m): 3:55pm On Jul 08, 2017
In as much as I ire him for having an original Patek Phillepe timepiece, but I will remind him that this is 2017. Nobody wears the quartz version of that brand...

When he the MoonPhase edition or the flying gyrotourbillon, then I will applaud him and ensure he features on Forbes and other Hautes magazines.

Only 2 Nigerians currently own that.

For now I will say.... Wehdone! cool
timpaker(m): 9:23pm On Jul 03, 2017
Jehovah Sharp Sharp Ministry.
timpaker(m): 8:23pm On Jun 28, 2017
True talk!

It's somewhat painful seeing your product bn cloned by those Hong Kong and Chinese dudes...

I recently saw a Patek at a shop and asked for the price, I was told 80k shocked. A Patek Phillepe Moon phase cost nothing less than 7m... The finishing was very poor, from the bezel, lug, crown and hour maker looks like a work of an amateur. I don't even wanna talk about the chain or the dial.

So imagine that... It's more than piracy!

I dare most of these celebs to go to Swiss, most of their timepiece will be confiscated on arrival at the airport grin

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timpaker(m): 4:48pm On Jun 26, 2017
Met him too sometimes last year at Silverbird. The guy does so with ease and very affordable too.
timpaker(m): 6:35pm On Jun 24, 2017
Very funny grin grin grin
timpaker(m): 9:10am On Jun 24, 2017
The Haikus of Major Bello

In stretched battlefield
Emotions clothed in camo...
Home-reason is being.

Ammo on camo;
Thoughts thought colder is bolder -
A shot... It's over.

Friend's survival tip,
'When guts dumbfounds the gape mouth,
Fingers are talking'.

And when it's over,
And you long heard my silence -
I'm peacefully dead.

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timpaker(m): 4:33pm On Jun 21, 2017
MDsambo:
But how could a lady pay the bride price? I thought ladies pay the dowry while gentlemen pay the bride price?

She has an Indian ancestral origin. Lolz

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timpaker(m): 10:39pm On Jun 20, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
Aweee cheesy
Hope you had massive thrills?
Cupcakes for you
#Hugs

Yes ooo. Plenty!
I believe yours was great too.

Cheers.
timpaker(m): 4:46pm On Jun 20, 2017
tolutweety:


Happy birthday to a very good friend.
Have a blast!

Thanks my very good friend....

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timpaker(m): 4:30pm On Jun 20, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
Check my Dp

Birthday mate

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timpaker(m): 12:05pm On Jun 18, 2017
Joseph1832

See your kind of poetry here

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