NewStats: 3,263,446 , 8,180,167 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 June 2025 at 11:43 PM 3o6t1t

ECOTERRORS:
this man wants us to port to Benin Republic

Did you read the article?

And oh - I just quote you again.

Cyriloha:



Bro tell them to sell anything all I'm after is the money and you go dey cure hiv. .staff syphilis and other small small pastor go dey cure fake blindness relationship breakthrough and heart attack. ....yes and nah me yes me go dey give pikin!

I handle the pikin part and we have a deal for Miracles on the mountain ministries

Randyhot:
leave her to her fumblings, all she can learn from it all is" LMFAO"

Dude...are you just here to argue?

DiiVictory:

I swear I had a similar experience in my high school then @FGC Okigwe. mine happened that I was dodging from going for the combined service/sendforth service for our immediate seniors in school then cos I had no neat clothes as per senior boy I be then due to the fact that many of my mates then were also nt willing to attend the service, this resulted in scanty chapel therefore the Vice principal decided to come chase the students out and eventually landed in my hostel and this took me unawares and I ran to the next block that had an open ceiling cos my dorm's ceilings were still intact. when I got there I climb up into the ceiling only to realize that my guy already de inside so I stayed close to the opening of the ceiling then we waited for the VP to soo we can come down but it seemed like an eternity and the ceiling was becoming hot it was around 11am so my guy said let's come down that the VP must have left after he didn't see anybody and I thought abt it and concluded it must be true so I had to come down cos I was the one close to the opening of the ceiling. immediately my leg touched the ground there is the VP in my front, I would have applied "Chioma ajunwa" (in a kegites voice) but behold the school's headboy was with him and unfortunately he is also a member of my hostel and there was no way he would nt give my name to the VP immediately he queries him, soo running became a bad option cos that would double my offence and also my punishment so I stayed calm and the VP ordered the Headboy to get my name and I should go take my bathe and meet him in Church if I want to soften my punishment but I still didn't go to church knowing the principal would be there and hoping the VP would forget but lo and behold he didn't.
what happened on Monday is what I will best tag "Gbese roo"
it was such an embarrassment for me
#proudlyFGCOkigweOjavascript:void(0);ldStudent

70% failure rate as usual is my guess.

There was a country.

In this hell-hole of a country, you just have to survive and it has nothing to do with where or what you studied.

My friend's brother studied Geography and is the Manager of a UBA Bank branch.

What would they get from him?

Keke NAPEP?

All that unnecessary stress for the mothers.

*shakes head*

Minus spiritual endowment, it is very possible in material wealth.

That's how my fellow broke friend became a pastor and within 24 months my man was driving a Range Rover.

I just pray Nigerians begin to patronize Nigerian products.

We've been whitewashed to believe that everything from America is the best.

*drops mic*

Na you be correct guy


* Drops mic*

None of the political parties operate on ideology - all of them are just an avenue for sycophants and kleptomaniacs to deceieve the citizenry.

Pot bellied baatards.

shadowgwalker:
hahaha!!I can imagine! Hope u were not fatty oworkorwor.

No Babz...same slim me.

Looks like I was possessed.

Phut:


Apology accepted

Thanks hun

Phut:


Telling me to take a chill pill was definitely rude. Na me wey quote you aha *rolls eyes*

Sorry dear. I thought I saw a "frown" emoticon.

A thousand aplogies

Phut:

Your name fit u

In my tribe, it means "For God"

So take a chill pill and enjoy the humor.

One love


Lol

Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

Whatever it is that Buhari has been cooking for these guys, it's time he starts serving them hot.

Those are not numbers - they are lives, every one of them.

There is a chairman but he's probably away for medical treatment in India.

Bastards.

Practising for any beggar that would come and say he raped her.

Cyriloha:




may we hand nah. ....I will the ing officer handling all financial crises

True talk.

We ask the congregation to sell all their smartphones to build a house for the pastor - year after year.

There are sane men - and there is Fayose

Looks like being a pastor is the best means of hypnotizing people right now.

And they always have idiots that follow them.

Same thing Nigerians did to Goodluck.

nd07:



Mumu, r u an American?

My nationality is none of your business.

Next time, if you have nothing useful to say, NEVER quote me.

Regards,

Tim.

hisenjos:
I would give it a few more days and if it not showing up - UBA.
Paypal has done their bit.

They said 30days
A few more days to then

kaima1984:
When will u learn how t appreciate what u can not do?a creative hand is a million better than a creative mouth

Lmao...Google me.

And then don't ever quote me. Thanks.

When would Nigeria grow past this useless inventions and make a real thing.

*zooms outta thread*

Wait...Introvert is not here yet? Even LadyF?

*dancing Azonto*

Mama Ngozi...where you dey?

I need leave o.