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theapeman4: 4:38pm On Jun 17, 2018
Mztarstrechy:
As shared by Usman....

'Allah Ya Isa.

What happened yesterday night at my hometown Damboa is very disheartening which lead to the death of about 31 innocent souls and the number of casualties are yet to be recorded. It was reported to me this morning from Damboa that, these happening is not a suicide nor a bomb detonation but suspected to be an artillery coming from no where down to SHUWARI AND ABACHARI community in Damboa at different locations within. We urge the relevant agencies to as a matter of urgency look into this mayhem and take a necessary action for future occurrence.

Source: A concern citizen from Damboa
Ali Garba Aliko

May the departed souls rest in peace and for those who sustain injury haste recovery.
Amin'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/06/artillery-fired-by-unknown-people-kill.html

theapeman4: 8:58pm On Jun 16, 2018
I swear Nigeria na rubbish!

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theapeman4: 4:12pm On Jun 12, 2018
Shugavee:
no he didn’t,, it’s a yes or no question with backup, not I get ur point but blah blah blah
fish Brain

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theapeman4: 9:32am On Jun 10, 2018
Why will Islam killing for 72 virgins? undecided


That religion is built on a foundation of fvcking women!

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theapeman4: 10:31pm On Jun 09, 2018
Magnifik18:


Bloody twaat.

Time my mother would have spent in teaching me the basic manners on how to be respectful, she was busy sharing her rotten pvssy to all and sundry.

BasTard.


*fixed*
theapeman4: 8:52pm On Jun 09, 2018
correctbae:
Social media evangelist and entrepreneur, Wale Aladejana decided to shake a relationship table. He took to his instagram page to point out how some men have missed their destiny helpers in Wife as they prefer to select their spouse base on the ability of being able to clean and cook very well, missing out on other virtues which in essence could have helped his destiny.

He said the virtues of cleaning and a good cook is no longer applicable in today's world. He used himself as an example, he said his wife is the General manager of his perfume company, she handles virtually most of the projects and in that way she is helping his destiny.

His full post:

#RelationshipSaturday
I am shaking a cultural table this morning and it has to do with certain criteria we have been taught to look out for in a woman.
For instance, one of the criteria of a good wife should be that she can cook and clean but looking at the world we live in today that's no longer applicable.
My wife is the General Manager for Sapphire Scents and she's brilliant at what she does. All I usually do is hand her the keys of a new project then I just check on what they do and things run better than I could have done it. She is helping my destiny in a way nobody can.
Imagine if all the attributes I saw in her was cooking and cleaning?! I have heard many men say " I can't eat unless it's my wife that cooks it" that is total, arrant nonsense!
If she can do it all good and well but its not a do or die affair, get a cook and a maid for your wife so she can eat when you eat. The truth is that not all women enjoying cooking but they just try their best because culture has said " a good woman must know how to cook"

Many men could have been wealthier today but they made their wife who would have been the chief strategist or ant of their business a cook and a house help!
When God said He would give you a helper, He didn't mean a cook or a house help, He meant a destiny helper!
Please don't get me wrong if your wife loves to cook and clean that's great but don't make it the criteria for judging and deciding who she is, these are things that others can do better, find out the area of your life that woman has been assigned to help you and place her in that role!
I know many men are on this table but as I shake it may you vibrate with common sense in Jesus name.
You too can be a social media evangelist. Please share so that others can be blessed as you have been blessed.

#YearofTheNew #BillionNairaMark #JesusDidIt #ThankYouJesus

Source: https://correct.com.ng/dont-select-wife-base-on-she-cleans-and-cook-well-look-out-for-other-criteria-that-will-help-your-destiny-many-men-have-missed-their-destiny-helper-social-media-evangelist-walejana-says/
even apes now give advise
theapeman4: 8:51pm On Jun 09, 2018
Gossipblogger:
This one must have had series of Breakups before crying out like this, Lol.. Twitter Winnie Has offered the leadway for ladies to get a Potential Husband, In series of tweet she made, Winne said Before you marry a man make sure you must have sent him to the Market, Buy food stuffs, Boil rice, wash plates and fry plantain, According to her its to prove his love, But you know what, I will leave the replies for ya'll to give her.. See below!


Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/ladies-before-you-marry-send-your-man.html


animal in a female body
theapeman4: 12:47pm On Jun 09, 2018
Chubhie:

As someone that places on Loyalty, Respect, Trust, Love and Faithfulness, I've come to the conclusion that it would be difficult to get such from Nigerian women as a result of mentality and economic situation.

Since our ancestors frown at having offsprings with imperialist ladies, we must elect to still keep things within African
Africa have alot of good women!

But my main aim is at naija women.

I do advise if ya want to keep having offsprings, at least have it from other Africa countries or abroad!
theapeman4: 12:44pm On Jun 09, 2018
Magnifik18:


Gorilla.

A rotten apple doesn't fall far from it's tree so:

Me : product of piece of sh!t.

My mama : bamboo yansh.

My grandma: bamboo sh!t

My sisters: worthless piece of sh!t

Myself: original sh!t of bamboo.

My daughters: stinking bamboo sh!t.

My generation: full of M0RONS .
*fixed*
theapeman4: 12:37pm On Jun 09, 2018
Ishilove:

Say hi to your mother and sisters
yeah yeah!

Gerraout of my mention
theapeman4: 8:51am On Jun 09, 2018
Chubhie:

What in heaven's name happened to our womenWhy are so many men giving up same time
bro there their issues are just too Much!

You can't have a decent black woman who is faithful at your side! They all love to open yansh for one person to another when them see that person is holding as low as 50naira in his hand!


I will advise my enemies to give up on our women!


Just look at how they are avoiding this trend like flies
theapeman4: 8:42am On Jun 09, 2018
Pipedreams:
I'v always said it. Nigerian women are nothing but: leeches, problematic, insensitive, rude, annoying, entitled, nagging, worthless, low psyche, money hungry group of love peddlers. Who are everly ready to open toto for the highest bidder with no love in their dictionary. As soon as you run out of her supplies, BAM! She betrays you like Judas. If your looking for love. Head to Europe or Asia and thank me later.
very correct!

I always tell my guys to leave to frustrated piece of shitt and have a rest of mind!


Naija women are worthless and useless
theapeman4: 8:38am On Jun 09, 2018
ziego:


Unless u are half cast if not ur mom follow dey worthless.

And u are a product of worthless piece of shit.

theapeman4: 8:34am On Jun 09, 2018
tgmservice:
This man will now know the meaning of peace now that he has kicked Nigerian women off his menu
ma Nigga!

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theapeman4: 8:28am On Jun 09, 2018
Gossipblogger:
Tired of Black Baes, Churchill Tonto Dikeh's ex husband has moved to white league, The father who has been linked with Several girls since their divorce saga, is celebrating yet another lady who birthday is today, He declared that her love is sweeter than candy, The Funny Thing is that, Today, is also Tonto Dikeh's birthday.... June 9th.. Coincidence right? lol..

see his post below!


Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/your-love-is-sweeter-than-wine-tonto.html



https://www.instagram.com/p/BjyBQG0FCR1/?hl=en
GOOD ONE CHURCHILL!


WHITE AZZ ARE FAR FAR BETTER THAN THOSE BLACK BABOONS AZZ!


NAIJA WOMEN ARE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIIT!



congratulations FOR CHANGE OF MIND!

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theapeman4: 8:05am On Jun 09, 2018
greatman2810:
CELEBGISTZ.COM

She posted the pictures with the caption:

Happy birthday to me!
They say ‘Life opens up many unexpected changes, beautiful possibilities and even some disastrous heartbreak. That’s how life is – it’s spontaneous, amazing, painful and yet, undeniably fulfilling’. People usually compare their life to that of a roller coaster. Spinning them round and round with unexpected twists and turns. I realised my life has been somewhat different. I would say my life has been rather one heck of an Amusement park that harbours many rollercoasters. For many years I had been jumping from one ride to the other in search of fulfilment to a void I felt Was empty. No matter the next ride I got in, it would take me to the same destination. A disappointing end to an exhilarating journey. This was the repetitive manner in which I lived my life. Little did I know that a higher being had higher plans for me. Little did I know that the Angels where looking down in heavy anticipation. Waiting for instructions from the Father to intercept my case.
You see life is like an unending school. Those who refuse to learn will never progress to a higher level. As I clock another year in the university of life I can confidently say that I am progressing to the next level. I have learnt so much in the class of Giving, Love, understanding and spirituality.
I want to thank God for the gift of life. There is nothing more precious.
#KINGTONTO







SOURCE: https://celebgistz.com/tonto-dikeh-celebrates-her-33rd-birthday-today-photos/
cc lalasticlala
seun! Come and marry someone waste product!


I knew you was attracted to this woman! Now is your golden Chance
theapeman4: 7:56am On Jun 09, 2018
Kirchhoff01:
are you any better? No one is perfect so far they match, love each other and are compatible
one will be better if them work on themself!

No one is perfect but we strife to be in perfection.

Women's this days doesn't work on themself. Marrying them is like getting married to a dustbin undecided

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theapeman4: 7:53am On Jun 09, 2018
ireneidiva:

Has she done a research on his past history before accepting the ring? What about his own past?
we are in a man's world!

His past is his past! But a woman's past can affect a nation

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theapeman4: 10:51pm On Jun 08, 2018
hopeforcharles:

Noted bro, due diligence employed, mission is a go I repeat mission is a go, she is a good girl and no one is perfect, me loves my pumpkin so.
truth is always bitter!

Anyway! Sweet marriage life! We do hope we won't see another front page trend about how she cheated on ya or how she givebirth to a child which is not yours!



NEVER TRUST BLACK WOMEN

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theapeman4: 10:42pm On Jun 08, 2018
hopeforcharles:

How bro, why
most women's azz are like condom manufacturing company and when it's time to settle down, you will see them forming the most humble person in the universe!


I don't just trust black women! undecided


Have you done some research to her past history before putting that ring into her hand?


Without doing some past history findings one this black women before putting that ring is like walking towards a grave

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theapeman4: 10:26pm On Jun 08, 2018
hopeforcharles:
So this evening I popped the question
Sweet Pumpkin will u be my Queen?
Will u be my peachy pie?
My heartbeat,
My vitamin Jenny?
Guess what guys she said YES
and I sealed it
start getting ready for massive regret!


You just made the wrong move dude! undecided

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theapeman4: 11:25am On Jun 08, 2018
vinegurl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8knMUgBFrsE

Almost everyone in Nigeria loves Kpomo meat, it is simple, cheap and easy to combine with other meats to make simple dish, kpomo is one of the cheapest meat in Nigerian, it is often added to soups and pepper soup recipes. Other easy ways of eating kpomo is to make stew with it or make a savoury peppered sauce with it. In this article, you will learn the simple to steps on how to stew your kpomo meat and also check out the video for easy explanation.

Kpomo Stew Ingredients


• 2 large pieces kpomo (cow skin)
• 6 pieces of red tomatoes
• 5 chillies pepper (shombo)
• 3 scotch bonnets peppers
• 2 stock cubes
• 1 teaspoon curry powder
• ½ teaspoon nutmeg
• 3 cloves of garlic
• S small ginger
• Salt to taste

Steps on How to make kpomo stew

1. Wash kpomo with salted water and use a knife to scrape the skin and the inner part to remove dirt.
2. Bring the kpomo into a wide pot, add seasoning to it and enough water, cook until the kpomo becomes soft.
3. Drain the kpomo from the liquid you cooked it with, leave to get cold and then cut into your preferred sizes and set aside.
4. Rinse tomatoes, chilli peppers and scotch bonnets, combine with ½ part of the onion, ginger, garlic in a blender and blend into a chunky
paste.
5. Heat a pan on stove, add a very little oil to it, fry the remaining half onion until fragrant, add the tomato mix and fry for 10 minutes until
the liquid and the sour taste reduce.
6. Season the stew with nutmeg, curry, stock cubes, salt and stir properly, cook for 3 minutes.
7. Bring the boiled kpomo into the stew and stir well to mix, leave to simmer for 5 minutes for the meat to absorb the rich flavour of the
stew. Add a handful of parsley and stir.
8. Kpomo stews is ready, serve it over steamed pasta or boiled yam.

garlic?


No wonder women's yansh do smell undecided

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theapeman4: 11:06am On Jun 08, 2018
Do you know?

You can't piss and shiit at the same time! You either piss then shiit or shiit then piss!
theapeman4: 6:14pm On Jun 07, 2018
roqrules04:
While the real Arab nations are moving on, MURIC be acting like they invented Islam or hijab.

Nonsense. Hijab that is being used In porn movies and by strippers in Dubai & Qatar.

Go ahead. Sue Falz.

This nation is just full of shit people I swear.
mia khalifa

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theapeman4: 6:05pm On Jun 07, 2018
IJOBA2:
The Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC) is irked by the constant propensity of Nigerian lawmakers to armtwist the executive. We condemn acts of legislative brigandage and parliamentary subjugation of the executive. It is a rape on the democratic principle of separation of powers.



We are inclined to believe that the latest threat of impeachment is not unconnected with the current travails of the Senate President, Bukola Saraki. This attempt to turn the heat on Buhari particularly at this material time is nothing short of armtwisting, blackmail and parliamentary terrorism. Senate should remain neutral in a criminal case and allow the law to take its due course.



The rule of law necessitates equality before the law. This means no Nigerian citizen is above the law. Even those who have immunity today may have to answer for any misdemeanor after leaving office. Nigerian lawmakers have a duty to respect the rule of law if indeed they are conscious of their status and committed to their parliamentary duties.



The NASS will further ridicule the hallowed chambers if it should go ahead with this ignoble idea of impeaching the Nigerian president. Already, the whole world knows the true story particularly as it relates to the war against corruption. In one of his remarks during his meeting with his Nigerian counterpart, President Trump said, “And in of corruption, Nigeria has a reputation, as you understand very well, for very massive corruption. I also know that the President has been able to cut that down very substantially. We talked about it; he is working on it. And they have made a lot of progress, and I think they will continue to make a lot of progress.” He was also alleged to have made mention of the need for Buhari to deal with the ‘rogues’ in Nigerian politics. NASS will have an unshakable credibility problem if it goes ahead with this threat.



MURIC alerts Nigerians to brace up for the last struggle to liberate the masses from the clutches of capitalist compradore bourgeoisie in the NASS who are bent on frustrating the efforts of the current istration to make life more abundant for the common man. The Nigerian people must tighten their seat belts. We cannot afford to watch in silence while identified oppressors seek to eliminate our liberator.



While MURIC will not play politics with the Saraki-police saga, we must stand up for the truth. Neither must we be afraid to say it as it is. Though not as graphic, we may have a similitude of the S. T. Oredein tragedy in the Bacita robbery of 1971 in the days of Kam Salem as the Inspector General of Police. Is history repeating itself this time around as a farce or as a tragedy? Time will tell.



We contend that participation in crime cannot be limited to activities at the scene of crime. Neither can we extenuate or totally write off the offence of those who facilitate the empowerment of criminals to the extent that the latter is able to use the proceeds of empowerment to commit a crime. Nobody in his right senses will dismiss the confessions of criminals who provide both historical and pictorial evidence of long association with high profile politicians particularly crimes in which several lives have been lost over decades.



Perhaps the best advice we can give both the Senate President and the NASS is to allow the police to carry out diligent investigation. The NASS should not see its president or any of its as super Nigerians who are above the law. We invite of the NASS to learn a lesson from the hadith of Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) in the area of selective judgement and equality before the law.



A woman of the Banu Makhzumiyyah stole something and Usamah bin Saeed came to the Prophet to intercede. Instead of doing Usama’s bidding, the Prophet (pbuh) said, “If an influential man among the children of Israel stole something, they would allow him to go scot free. But if a poor man stole, they would cut off his hand. But I tell you that even if Fatima (his daughter) steals anything, I will cut off her hand” (Sahih Al-Bukhari).



The NASS should allow the new Nigeria which is evolving under Buhari to become a fait accompli. We want an egalitarian society where justice is not for sale, where the rich who commit grave crimes will not go free and punishment for crime will not be for the poor alone. Saraki may be pronounced innocent if indeed he is not guilty of any crime. The Saraki connection in the Offa robbery is a lesson for politicians who still keep political thugs.



Ceteris paribus, money given to thugs is meant to facilitate the harassment of opponents, the snatching of ballot boxes and the procurement of arms. Innocent people are killed in the process. That is murder and it is a capital offence. Is the NASS itching to dismiss the killing of 15 innocent people including 9 policemen in a single robbery with a wave of the hand because one of them is asked to write a statement? Who did this to Nigeria?



Is that why the whole country should be destabilized? Is that why the Nigerian president should be impeached? Is it even ideal for Buhari to intervene by asking police to stop its investigations? MURIC sees merit in the police case against Senator Bukola Saraki. The latter has been asked to submit a written statement. The NASS should allow the law to take its due course. Saraki should do the honourable thing without being told. Nigeria is too big for any single person no matter how highly placed.



Professor Ishaq Akintola,

Director,

Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC)


http://www.ishaqakintola.com/2018/06/impeachment-threat-allow-law-take-due-course/
this bombers organization seriously need to be disband undecided

theapeman4: 7:54pm On Jun 04, 2018
ozodigboo:
Awon asslickers.
What did they share during the last Easter holidays?
And, if you don't agree with me, argue it your keyholder.
why would they share anything? undecided

You don't kill for peace


You don't do bombing


You don't rape little children

And you expect MTN to give you gift? Them only give to those who do this 3 stuff for more new customers

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theapeman4: 7:51pm On Jun 04, 2018
iceboy4752:
Just got to know that MTN Nigeria is on low key sharing FREE food with Muslim Faithfuls for Iftar with their #IftarWithMTN initiative. The MTN team keeps doing what they do best by putting smiles on the faces of people during this Ramadan. They even gave some people generators and appliances at Elega Market, Abeokuta and other locations nationwide.
Good stuff!
MTN sponsoring suicide squads since 1981 angry
theapeman4: 7:41pm On Jun 04, 2018
Katier00:
how?
very very true!

One cap of hydrogen peroxide with equal cap of water.
(Full the bottle cover of hydrogen peroxide put for mouth then come full the empty bottle cover with water put for mouth)

Sake for about 1 mint and spit the foam out of ya mouth and rise with water!


I swear ya mouth will never smell for days!

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theapeman4: 7:35pm On Jun 04, 2018
Opinionated:
By Emmanuel Chiedu

Some people have this bad breath such that before they think of what to tell you, you are already start perceiving the odour.
Let me start with the causes then the cure.
The origins of bad breath are not mysterious: dental cavities, gum disease, poor oral hygiene, coated tongue (a white or yellow coating on the tongue, usually due to inflammation) are among the most common.
Hundreds of bacteria live in our mouths and some of them—on the tongue or below the gum line or in pockets created by gum disease between gums and teeth, for example—create sulfurous smells.
Other causes may include malnutrition (fat breakdown gives your breath a fruity odour), uncontrolled diabetes, and dry mouth (saliva has an antimicrobial effect). Infections such as sore throat or sinusitis, or intestinal disorders, such as heartburn, ulcers, and lactose intolerance, also result in bad breath.
Bad breath can be intermittent as well. Food and drink, such as garlic, onions, coffee, and alcohol, can temporarily cause bad breath. Smokers also suffer from it. Whatever the cause, treatment involves correcting the underlying disorder—and/or perhaps trying a few easy solutions
Here are 10 ways to fight bad breath according to everydayhealth.com:
1. Drink plenty of water and swish cool water around in your mouth. This is especially helpful to freshen “morning breath.”
2. Brush after every meal and floss, preferably twice a day.
3. Replace your toothbrush every two to three months.
4. Arrange regular dental checkups and cleanings.
5. Scrape your tongue each morning with a tongue scraper or spoon to decrease the bacteria, fungi, and dead cells that can cause odor. Hold the tip of the tongue with gauze to pull it forward in order to clean the back of the tongue.
6. Chew a handful of cloves, fennel seeds, or aniseeds. Their antiseptic qualities help fight halitosis-causing bacteria.
7. Chew a piece of lemon or orange rind for a mouth (wash the rind thoroughly first). The citric acid will stimulate the salivary glands—and fight bad breath.
8. Chew a fresh sprig of parsley, basil, mint, or cilantro. The chlorophyll in these green plants neutralizes odours.
9. Try a 30-second mouthwash rinse that is alcohol-free (unlike many off-the-shelf products). Mix a cup of water with a teaspoon of baking soda (which changes the pH level and fights odour in the mouth) and a few drops of antimicrobial peppermint essential oil. Don’t swallow it!

10. Use local options like chewing stick which is known to help cleanse the mouth and rid it of bacteria and other microbes. 

One cannot know everything, please add yours in case you have any.



source: 10 Helpful Ways to Stop Bad Breath

hydrogen peroxide! Is the best



Thank me later!



One cap of hydrogen peroxide with equal cap of water. Everyday
theapeman4: 11:44am On Jun 03, 2018
PrettyCrystal:
This is new but awesome. An American citizen arrived Nigeria to wed his beautiful Hausa lady whom he has never met before in his life. According to trending reports, the couple had been dating each other online for two years after meeting themselves on social media but have never met physically before the man landed in Abuja and headed to Kano to seal the union.

The man reportedly embraced Islam and had his name changed to Musa as he tied the knot traditionally last week in the presence of family and friends.

Congratulations to the new and lovely couple. We wish them the best in their marriage.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/american-man-lands-in-kano-to-wed-hausa-bride-whom-he-has-never-met-photos.html

Islamic juju at work

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theapeman4: 1:32am On Jun 01, 2018
Black women are waste of time and resources!


Don't spend your fortune on one piece of black smelly hole!
theapeman4: 7:34pm On May 31, 2018
Do you know that black women are the most dangerous species in the world?

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