theapeman4: 5:48pm On May 31, 2018 |
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theapeman4: 12:18pm On May 31, 2018 |
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theapeman4: 12:09pm On May 31, 2018 |
PrettyCrystal:
A Nigerian enterprenuer has revealed the shocking story of a 15-year-old girl who is five months pregnant. According to the Programme Director at Kindle Africa Empowerment Initiative, Olorunfunmi Adebajo, the girl revealed that her lover is a barber who left his first wife and reportedly takes care of her as her father is dead and her mother, a cleaner.
The girl also reportedly said that her mother who beat her for getting pregnant - has told her already that she will live with the man when she gives birth.
Read what Olorunfunmi Adebajo shared online.
Her lemon sized breasts peeked through the threadbare tshirt she wore and both of us tried to hide the tears as she spoke. We both succeeded.
"I don't know his age but he is big like you. He has TRAVELLED OUT to SANGO OTA to get a job. He is is a barber. He will come back for me in three weeks. He left his first wife."
"He takes care of me. I have eaten. I drank Garri. My father is dead and my mum is a cleaner. I finished primary school last year. I can write but I cannot pronounce. My mummy beat me when she knew about the pregnancy. She said I will live with him when I put to bed"
"Do you want to marry him, does he like you?" The silence was deafening.
Eventually, She nods.
Doyin is 15 years old and five months pregnant. She doesn't even have a bra
Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/15-year-old-girl-impregnated-by-her-barber-lover-in-lagos-after-leaving-first-wife.html
what's the big deal? 
If our Muslim brothers can pregnant a 13 year old girl and still get away with it, why not this barber?
For those of you saying he should be arrested, go to the north and see fellowers of peace impregnating 12-16 years old girls for fun. And nothing will happen to them!
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theapeman4: 12:06pm On May 31, 2018 |
Viserion:
Rolling....
nowadays I don't add naija women as Friend because there are bunch of useless apes!
Only a fool will be chatting with those smelly and noise making set of hypocrite 
My parole these days are foreign women and I enjoy chatting with them. Very lovely and good sense of humor kind of girls there are, unlike our black baboons
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theapeman4: 11:55am On May 31, 2018 |
tempest01:
In as much I am a christian, and i believe Jesus is the way, the truth and life...there should be no castigation of another religion, except one that has no value for basic principles....like the sanctity of life.
It is worthy of note that we were born into religion.
there is one thing I need to educate you about!
Christianity is not a religion, and if you are talking about castigation, please try and go to the north and see who is castigating who and who is killing who all in the name of peace 
I guest you are a Yoruba person?
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theapeman4: 11:51am On May 31, 2018 |
jokolly:
Na by force to force one believe n faith on others? when would xtians learn about religious tolerance? u create WhatsApp group at work, they want to hijack it, u share office wt them, they will not allow u rest wt loud gospel songs n preaching n yet crime n poverty rate is alarming in dis part of d world, who is fooling who.
I laugh in Chinese! 
You said crime and poverty rate is alarming but you didn't mention the fact that your religion permitted many wives and so give birth to numerous bastard roaming the street with plate and spoon 
Not to talk less of suicide bombers which your religion also permitted for 77virgins
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theapeman4: 9:37am On May 31, 2018 |
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theapeman4: 8:21pm On May 30, 2018 |
BlackManta:
I'm an atheist.
I know that christians make noise and beat their chest whenever they convert a muslim but it doesn't change the fact that Islam remains the world's fastest growing religion.
This is a true fact.
The more christians try to convert muslims.
The more Islam is growing.
for your mind !
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theapeman4: 8:16pm On May 30, 2018 |
Teeboi56:
Abeg go borrow sense
Who told u lslam is religion of suicide?
Mind ur speech
who is destroying Maiduguri with suicide bombs?
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theapeman4: 7:54pm On May 30, 2018 |
LifestyleTonite:
Below is a narration from a Facebook who says he successfully converted a man from Islam to Christianity. According to him, the new convert spoke of how many Muslims in Northern Nigeria are willing to come to Jesus but are scared due to some reasons.
Read his post below.
https://www.wotzup.ng/man-says-millions-muslims-nigeria-coming-jesus/
that's true! I can confirm to this!
Leave that suicidal religion and giv your life to Christ
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theapeman4: 11:03pm On May 27, 2018 |
CarlosTheJackal:
?y friend okey has been engaged to his fiance for a year and he told me in confidence that he wasn't going to marry the lady because she is Old and he needs a 23 year old bride instead of his 34 year old fiance.
Okey bad mouths the lady anytime we hang out together to create a bad impression about her with me but when i go visiting, the things he tells me are different from what i see with the lady.
Last year the lady called me up to please help her talk to my friend use condom when sleeping with his other flings. The truth is that i know Okey side chic who is also my great pal because she is a good talker and she can analyse politics like Maupe Ogun.
Okey promised the fiance to marry her during the last Easter so the girl had inform her parents in the village that her fiance is coming for wine carrying but the truth was that Okey was doing wine carrying for his 23 year old bride with the loan he took from his fiance. For the record, Okey is an average guy with dough but he was cash strapped then so he took 300k loan from the fiance to travel with her to the village.
I was the only one that knew about the game being played out and i was seriously bothered because this lady has really sacrificed a lot for my guy. Treating the worst STDs and forcing him to do likewise, aborting a three month old baby after the guy lied to him that he was in a secret society so if he should have a baby now that he will die. (Sounds funny but my friend has a Nigeria Oscar for his theatrics)
When they got home he dropped the lady at her place and never bothered to bring the lady to come see his family. The lady do call me every time giving me detail of what's going on just like my friend calls me to tell me of how much convincing he is still doing to the family of his 23 year old student bride. I asked my friend what about his fiance and he said she is at her father's house that he has told her that he can't marry her.
I called the fiance to know if my friend is still coming and she said my friend will still show up.
Finally, my friend took the cloth the fiance made as uniform for their marriage rites and use it to go pay bride price for his 23 year old student bride. When he told me with joy that God he finally blessed him that after a lot of pressure against his marrying the 23 year old bride from her sisters that the girl's father finally agreed. I asked him what about his fiance and he said he won't tell her for now that he will just find a way to quarrel with her for the next three months then he will end it. It was then that i knew that my friend was evil and will throw anyone under the bus just for his selfish desire.
I just called the fiance and told her to forget about marriage with my friend that she should come back to Lagos to face her life because Okey is now married. She didn't believe it but when i took her through the emergency travels he makes to the East for one job or the other, the stories that i was used as an alibi to cover for him and others. The fiance was devastated and i told her to watch out for a quarrel before they will travel back. I told the lady not to be scared to tell the guy that i told her everything.
Today, my friend sees me as a Snitch and someone that couldn't keep the guys code. I told him that we are no longer those boys in school with useless code that everything we do now shapes our old age
you wrote jargons! 
RIP English
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theapeman4: 10:45pm On May 27, 2018 |
greatman2810: CELEBGISTZ

If you’re an active Instagram and Snapchat , you must have heard of the name, Bobrisky, or at least seen a couple of his pictures.
Bobrisky is the male Barbie of Snapchat in the Nigerian sphere and also the most popular Nigerian on the social app.
Born as Okuneye Idris Olanrewaju, Bobrisky is obviously one of those children who grew up wanting to mimic the opposite sex but tried to contain that transformation until recently.
Bobrisky Biography

The popular Instagram and Snapchat barbie was born in 1992 in Ebute Metta, Lagos where he attended secondary school at King’s College and graduated from Lagos State University.
Bobrisky has shared a photo of himself and his mother and fans expressed shock at the older woman’s beauty. His mother is fair in complexion and looks completely ive of her son’s beauty business.
Bobrisky – Before And After

Prior to his complexion transformation, the Snapchat celebrity’s skin colour was just as dark as most Nigerians until he suddenly turns snow white – kudos to his bleaching cream expertise. According to him, it was a business strategy. This move immediately thrust him into the limelight via social media and he garnered both haters and irers at the same time.
Bobrisky is a businessman from Ogun State, who now resides in Lekki, Lagos. He deals on whitening cream and plans to be a big competition of Dencia Whitenicious.
He does not care about the rumours about his sexuality or waste time firing back at critics and once posted on his Facebook page that as far as he is counting his millions and also helping people, paying his tithes to the Lord, he is totally fine.
Of course, everyone believes he is gay as he continues to mention his mysterious boyfriend who has been his sponsor. Bobrisky has been trending on Snapchat for months now and has nothing less than 22,000 views every day, especially with his fans always wanting to find out who the bae is.
His mystery bae, who he claims is Africa’s fourth richest man, reportedly gave him N7 million and a Benz. The girly guy posted pictures of the money after cashing it from the bank.
The mystery bae also plans to get Bobrisky a house next to Linda Ikeji at Banana Island. What a bae! Bobrisky is well-known as a fashionista, who likes to chat dirty and post raunchy kinds of stuff, nevertheless, his fans love him all the same. Needless to say, Bobrisky is in his mid-twenties and obviously gay.
Many believe he’s got all it takes to give Bisi Alimi – a popular Nigerian gay rights activist – a run for his money, because of his charming tone and complexion.
House, Net Worth

The social media drama queen bought a five-bedroom duplex in the Lekki peninsula area of Lagos State, early 2017 and held a housewarming party. He took to his Snapchat to show off the different sections of his house, revealing that it took him about N12 million to decorate/furnish the interior of the house.
On one occasion, Bobrisky self-declared his net worth; he boasts of having N40 million in two of his active bank s and still hustling to become a billionaire before the age of 30. He also said his cosmetic store is worth N30 million.
He berated haters for judging him despite the hardship he experienced before his millions started rolling in.
Just when one think people are getting fed up with news of Bobrisky, the guy continues to flaunt his good fortunes and his darling Snapchat is always his ally. Besides his businesses and social popularity, Bobrisky announced g his first endorsement deal and landing a role in a Nollywood movie.
Controversies
As one who courts controversy, it is most surprising how Bobrisky seems to get away it. Despite the fact that his homosexual innuendos do not align with the norm of the country, the acclaimed king of Snapchat has been a media sensation. His words and social media posts are extremely controversial.
He was once arrested by the Lagos State Police Command at Lekki shortly after he publicly announced he is gay. Although his apprehension points towards publicly identifying as homosexual, Bobrisky claimed he was actually arrested following a petition that was written against him by rival and entrepreneur, Toyin Lawani.
Facts
. The Nigerian male Barbie grew up in an ordinary average polygamous family. His father is married to three wives, and the celebrity is the youngest child.
. He started fending for himself when he turned 16 and as a child, his mother repeatedly beat him for his feminine inclinations. Bobrisky disclosed that his mother once hired hooligans for him.
. As for where he got funds for his business, Bob was once a choreographer, taught people dances and earned money on the side while in the University. He also attended various dance events.
. He also capitalised on his sense of fashion and got involved in buying and selling clothes.
. He would apply modest facial makeup in his years in the university and wear women’s attire and deceived men in clubs and bars, but always decline when an irer expressed a desire for intimacy.
. He received the title of Best Dressed Male at his faculty and the University of Lagos and soon became the star of the campus.
. Part of his business strategy was to dress unusually to attract mostly female customers to his store.
. Taiwo Kola-Ogunlade, of Google’s Communications and Public Affairs Manager, Anglophone West Africa, disclosed that Bobrisky was the most searched individual from October 26 to November 2016.
source : https://celebgistz.com/bobrisky-biography-before-and-after-house-net-worth-facts/
Ogun state?
Home of omen
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theapeman4: 10:49am On May 26, 2018 |
Amagite: From; Amagitesblog.com
Controversial OAP and leader of the Free Nation, Daddy Freeze has reacted after a Nigerian author wrote a long piece on how Linda Ikeji is leading young girls to hell by getting pregnant without marriage after preaching celibacy to them.
According to him, she isn't really wrong. Read his post below...
"Who is this forlorn schmuck?
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The only people leading Nigerians to hell are the GOs you dingleberries, NO ONE ELSE!
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@officiallindaikeji isn’t really wrong.
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According to Torah law, marriage is a two-step process. The first stage is called "kiddushin," and the second step is known as "nisu'in." Kiddushin is commonly translated as betrothal, it’s like the modern day ‘knocking on the door’ but actually renders the bride and groom full-fledged husband and wife. Betrothal is either through a contract, or through SEX!
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However, the bride and groom are not permitted to live together as husband and wife until the second stage, the nisu'in, is completed.
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Now, another instance is recorded in the Bible:
◄ Exodus 22:16 ►
NIV
"If a man seduces a virgin who is not pledged to be married and sleeps with her, he must pay the bride-price, and she shall be his wife.
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Sex clearly came before marriage in this instance.
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So if Linda is bethrothed to be married, or is going to marry the one who got her pregnant, she is assumed to be in line with the Jewish customs, Jesus NEVER CHANGED THE MARRIAGE TRADITIONS, neither did the disciples.
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Now this does not make a case for sexual immorality outside marriage, it’s just for genuine couples who are betrothed, or a couple who eventually marry.
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The Greek word for “fornication” is “porneia”, which means ‘harlotry’ NOT PREMARITAL SEX by an engaged couple. Harlotry is prostitution!
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The GOs are the ones leading people to hell because they are teaching the law, tithing is the LAW, first fruit is the LAW, the law is sinful, it puts you under a curse(Gal3:10) and cuts you off from Christ!(Gal5:4)
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◄ Matthew 23 ►
[13] “What sorrow awaits you teachers of religious law and you Pharisees. Hypocrites! For you shut the door of the Kingdom of Heaven in people’s faces. You won’t go in yourselves, and you don’t let others enter either.
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[17] But suppose we seek to be made right with God through faith in Christ and then we are found guilty because we have abandoned the law. Would that mean Christ has led us into sin? Absolutely not! [18] Rather, I am a sinner if I rebuild the old system of law I already tore down."
https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/05/she-isnt-really-wrong-daddy-freeze-defends-linda-ikejis-pregnancy-with-biblical-backings.html
First is linda ikeji a virgin? 
We all know that many diccks have gone through that smelly puuuuuuusy of Linda!
So exodus doesn't apply to her!
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theapeman4: 1:11am On May 25, 2018 |
OrestesDante:
∆ Are you saying that if it is coming from the same specie it is not parasitic?
What about homogeneous parasite? ∆
there are good at talking but know nothing

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theapeman4: 10:41pm On May 24, 2018 |
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theapeman4: 10:14pm On May 24, 2018 |
ImaIma1:
Don't worry when you become older and wiser, you will know better.

Do you know who you are talking with?
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theapeman4: 1:17pm On May 24, 2018 |
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theapeman4: 6:47am On May 23, 2018 |
Lazyreporta:
When you first meet a woman, one of the things she might say is: I’m not looking for a relationship. One of the reasons a woman says this is that a lot of guys come on so heavy when they meet her. They start talking about girlfriends. They start talking about dating and all this other stuff, and she starts thinking: This guy is needy. This guy has no confidence and is weak. Women come up with generic responses to these situations, because most guys will not take no for an answer. The women will reject them, because they start to feel like they will lose their freedom if they start dating them.
Another thing about women that you have to understand is that they are never going to say: I don’t like you. I am not attracted to you, and I wouldn’t go out with you if you were the last man on earth. Very few women are blunt enough to respond to a man’s advances in this way. The reason most women will not directly tell you they are not interested in you is because men have pretty much made them that way.
When a man has met a woman and is really into her, he will ask for her phone number. If she is not into him, she could say: I’m sorry, but I’m not interested. Too many times, the typical man’s response is something along the lines of: What do you mean you’re not interested? If she replies: I’m just not interested. He will often push the issue: What do you mean? Are you saying you don’t like me? At this point she is getting uncomfortable, and she tries to explain: Well, you’re just not the type of guy I would normally date. He, in turn, starts to become indignant about it: What does that mean? I’m not good enough for you? I’m not good looking enough for you?
How do you ever get anybody to go out with you if you have that kind of attitude? It’s pretty arrogant and weak, don’t you think? Every woman has met a guy that has acted that way in her life. The guys won’t take “no” for an answer, so she, indirectly, is hoping that he will get the hint and understand the “secret language” that she is speaking to him. Women are emotional beings and simply don’t want to hurt your feelings or create an awkward moment. Instead, she uses a roundabout way of saying: I’m really not interested. Women will even sometimes give you their number, because they do not want to lie to you, but they also want to avoid the typical man’s confrontational behavior. They know that later, through voice mail, they can just screen you out, and hopefully, you will get the hint and go away.
If they think you may be a real nuisance, they may even give you a wrong number. That brings another point to mind: When a woman gives you a number, don’t stand there and call it to see if it is a legitimate number. Some guys will actually do this. It is so needy and insecure. What it says to her is: I really don’t think I am good enough to take you out, and I don’t really think you are interested in me. I want to make sure, right in front of you, that you are not lying to me. Right away, you are telling her that you don’t even trust her. Just confidently text yours to her as you’re standing there so she has it, and tell her you are doing it.
At that point, you are done, even if she gave you a real number to begin with. You just lowered her attraction level, and it may have been high to start with. When you eventually do call her, you are going to find out whether she likes you or not. After all, who cares? You don’t want to waste your time and energy by going out and getting emotionally hung up on a woman that has no interest in you. You only want to spend your time with a woman that has a high attraction level, because she will make it easy to date her, and she will be a lot more fun when you do. You will not have to work so hard.
Source: Facebook
all this is jargons.
Just make money and those black apes will start running after you 
Women are worthless piece of shiit.
I learn this simple truth in a hard way.
A hole is were you throw a dustbin! Don't put your diick on a dustbin and expect a good result.
#thewiseape
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theapeman4: 6:44am On May 23, 2018 |
Africa are so demented!
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theapeman4: 11:09pm On May 22, 2018 |
Boland:
Hello Nairalanders,
I read a thread where a guy was complaining about ladies demanding too much from him and I understand his plight and also, I believe he is yet to face reality.
We all have the responsibility to grow and as such we don't just grow physically, we grow mentally, emotionally and spiritually (this applies to religious folks).
If you want a lady as your own, don't just rush to get anyone to satisfy your sexual urge, you have the responsibility of seaching, waiting and checking well before getting a lady that suits your taste and one that won't be a weight to your race in life.
You wouldn't expect apple to grow on a coconut tree just the same way you shouldn't expect maturity and independence from a teenage girl or some typical kind of girls.If what you want doesn't exist in their own world, you have no business with them.
It's high time y'all started to acknowledge that a Man that intends to manifest as a Man has the responsibilty of providing. If you're yet to possess the "Men's quality", kindly wait untill when you'll be, don't complain, focus on what matters, and if you see a lady that believes in your dream and if she's ready to go through the "rough times" with you, nice, but if not, don't complain.
I see slay queens everyday and I know in my mind that I have absolutely no business with them, all I can do is to preach Jesus to them if I see anyone that cares to listen.
And I see most of y'all complain about Feminism when in actual sense those qualities these feminists possess are what fits into the criterion of the type of lady you want.
The world is what it is, learn how to deal with it. Complaining only proves that you're not fit to deal with it, which may also mean that you don't intend to grow.
Let the Men be Men and Women be Women.
this one is talking jargons
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theapeman4: 9:44pm On May 20, 2018 |
lalasticlala:
My wedding is coming up next week. I thought I should inform the beautiful people of Nairaland.
The pre-wedding pics were shot yesterday. I didn't want pre-wedding pics, but my babe wanted it, I gave in. They are not yet out that's why I couldn't them.
Meanwhile my outfits are ready.
Rice & Stew very plenty..
put your face picture and let start arranging your burial preparation
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