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Give a tenth to your pastor.
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What is the size of his rod?
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Aubayameng is greater than Drobga and okocha
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You gave the wrong number
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She has no Nigerian name She is not black She doesn't have nappy hair... Therefore she is a pure Caucasian, therefore she is white. We don't need her in our team. We need ladies with thick lips and thick kpomo.... |
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Natural birth is bey. Just make sure your wife's cervix diameter widened enough. You can check this using your fist. |
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Perfect opportunity for the clinical schools to obtain cadaver for anatomical sessions. He should not worry himself about payment. Let the dead bury themselves. But then let's digress. Shouldn't hospitals offer refunds if patients die in their care? 8 Likes |
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It happened during Youth service. She didn't have accomodation and I allowed her squat at my place pending when she sorts her PPA and accomodation. But she refused to leave till 2months. Eating my food for free. The thing is, I would have allowed her stay till service year was over but it turned out she was a very Terrible cook. I had to tell her to leave. ![]() 53 Likes 1 Share |
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Mtcheww, just negodu his head slamming signature.
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dreyboard:See this Chelshit fan. ![]() |
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Beverlyjean:I dey tells you bro. I writhed in pains when I heard Ferguson diverted CR7 to United. Imagine if he was surrounded by KDB, sterling and Foden. |
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Rocha's is better than Tinubu Rochas is better than Buhari Rochas is better than Atiku Rochas is better than Osinbade Rochas is better than Peter Pandora Rochas is better than Oshiomle. Rochas deserves to be the president. The crown fits him better than anyone. He loves Hausa He loves Yoruba He loves Fulani.... 1 Like |
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But have the whites not fined themselves from beating horses during horse race? Racism or witchcraft? 416 Likes 26 Shares |
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amehrada:how long does the training last? |
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amehrada:Alright then. I wish them Good luck |
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Rahkman:There is hope if you ready to do the unthinkable in health care. I mean doing those stuff you find degrading and you would also earn meagre amounts and so so |
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amehrada:Why are they rushing to obtain certification when the proposed care visa is tailored for the unskilled care worker? From the news publication, the employers would give compulsory on-the-job training to employees. Well, unless there is some missing info 1 Like |
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![]() First off, marriage is not compulsory for any human being. Jesus, Peter, etc they didn't marry. Secondly, if you must marry, ensure your woman is 101% ready to become submissive no matter what...even if you may be at fault. Thirdly, to find a wife, I encourage you to go to NYSC monthly clearance location and study your potential wife...DO NOT, I repeat, DO NoT go to church in order to find wife. Fourthly, that gf of yours that is pestering you for marriage, marry her if and only if she is a virgin or you were the one who deflowered her. I have my reasons for saying this. Lastly, I wish you peace of mind. I am a footballer myself. On Sunday football, no one dares start any match without me. I am a showstopper in midfield, what you would call a modern day DMF. If I ever miss the ball, your legs must not go free ![]() 15 Likes 1 Share |
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Madam your marriage was hell because you refused to be submissive to your husband. Always wanting to tour with the big boys whilst neglecting to feed your husband his foods... physical and sexual. Any wife, no matter how rich you become, must submit to her husband. |
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place your bets now. Chelsea to win in extra time. Stake at least 20k. Chelsea is 5X better than Mancheture UtD Chelsea is 2X worse than Mancity 2 Likes 1 Share |
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dawnomike:ok thanks |
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A girl of about 22 just approached me that she needs a lawyer to pursue her cause and get her entitlements paid. The background of the issue goes thus: There was this guy in her area that had been wooing her for weeks. She finally agreed to him but only on the condition that he would sign a 'contract' pledging himself to her. That if he ever broke her heart, he would have to pay her the sum of 1million naira. I saw the paper agreement and it contained two signatures. I asked what transpired between her and her guy. She says she caught him with another girl. This allegedly happened 6months into their relationship. Please lawyers in the house, is this issue valid in court? Can she be awarded the payment? |
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Candidlady:As long as she is not in direct physical with her exes. There is a magnetic flux whenever a pussylock is close to its key 1 Like |
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WTF is this? Let your friend (YOU) quickly come up with a story and ensure she and hubby relocate out of that compound ASAP! If not, I only give her 6 months and that her EX would reclaim his territory and continue knacking her farm. Do you know what it means to open up a female viijay? to be the first to commission that pinkish-red hole? You said Okafor law is a myth, I laugh. ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
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Stargurl20:here is my mug shot. ![]()
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Congratulations to you both. She is not very beautiful though. I hope this is compensated by her character. |
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I would advise you to complete your recovery. We already have formidable strikers in awoniyi and Ighado. Head injury fracture is not a small issue. Or can you guarantee us at least three goals in the group stages? Awoniyi would give us a hattrick against opponents, while Ighalo is sure to be the Most Potent striker of the AFCON. SO STAY BACK!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
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How do you expect him to marry you when you've refused to give him your clito, despite the fact that you aren't a varjin. I know them very well. The lady is very stingy with her clits 2 Likes |
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Tell him please. Do unto others what you would that they do unto you. If you were a boss, would you be glad if your employee works for another? 5 Likes 1 Share |
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ttemmi:Fucck. Kemi 1 Like |
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But who is servicing your engine?
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Nothing special here. He played against his fellow street kids. Let him compete with the elites |
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