NewStats: 3,261,601 , 8,174,465 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 06:15 PM 3k4a2r

A pretty Nigerian lady identified as Sylvie took to her twitter page lamenting about being single as the year is about to end.

She listed what she needs in a man as she begged her followers to help her retweet in other to create awareness. However, in her requirement; she rejected First Son, which renders even Jesus Christ void for such position.

She wrote;
“It’s almost new year and no husband yet

I need a man with the following
Good cook
6ft/ above
Dark skinned
Salary range of (300k above)
Dual citizen
Not a first son of the family abeg
Good sense of humor
Smart, witty and God fearing
RT my husband is on your TL
She continued…

“I’m a great cook
I work hard for my money (my business)
I’m 5″8
With or without makeup I’m beautiful
I’m smart, great sense of humor
Will make Good partner
Great family background
Yeah I’m also gon satisfy my man emotionally, sexually, et al.,”


See Tweet Image Below.
Source: https://twitter.com/sylvialoner/status/945586309934080000

hairyman:
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The issue between you and @victor101 is a simple one.

Every long time business person here knows GTB do delay payments from other banks(it takes even days during weekends).

I could understand what you feel @hairyman, but it doesn't really matter when you send payment. When it comes to GTB, it only comes when it comes as you've said, but shouldn't be more than an hour during weekdays.

@Victor101 baffled me though when going through your conversation. Because the phrase "it will come when it comes, send then" is a simple English to comprehend.

Its a good thing you guys are OK now. Peace I preach.

Am out!

BTC price is about to get back to its normal position in the following weeks.

Rooneyboy:
it was confirmed my brother, I personally confirmed it.

24hours after it disappeared. I didn't even notice it, it was a client of mine (someone I sold to) that brought it to my notice, saying what I sold to him a day before had disappeared, meanwhile the guy I bought from noticed the reversal (back to his ) and kept mute.

When I ed him he agreed it came back to his (this is how I would have lost my 300k)
Though he's yet to refund me.

This business is just a scary one

What wallet did the person used in sending the fund to you?

aloyt:
This issue always occur because the sender set a low transaction fee.
I've advised bitcoin sellers and senders to always set a higher fee than recommended for quick confirmation and also in order to avoid these cases.

Are you saying bitcoin transactions gets reversed if transaction fee of 0.0001 which is the default is used?

What wallet is that?

Because all my years of sending btc via Blockchain and Coinbase, I have never experienced such.

YerYer:


I when I got really interested in 2013 was around the same time the price had spiked to $800 and there was chatter about it going all the way to $40,000 (winklevoss twins).

Wouldn't have dropped easily that year if not for the hack on Mt.Gox that caused chaos.
It was aiming for 1000 at the time.
I accept many of your points though.

I am a law student at UI and I had a highly sexual crush on a girl who used to study here, I think called JoJo (I learned her name from a classmate of mine). She moved to a new uni last year I think, but when she was here, I constantly peeped and perved at her, in lectures, around campus when I saw her. I looked so much that I could tell she wore G-Bangers underneath her tight leggings!!! One time I looked so much that I had to go to the toilet to self-service myself down.... I wanked (and still do) at the thought of having sex with her. In fact, I fantasised about sex with her while I was with my gf, Am crushing on her I think. I found out two other guys I know wanted to have sex with her too, which made me want to bang her even more.... I'm ashamed but she was so hot.

http://www.confessionbox.org/2017/01/am-having-sexual-fantasy-everytime-i.html

bdavis:
And here is the code I pasted:

LZVA73AZQ5LTMVU

Here is same code cracked and decoded:

AQZLM5LUVTZVA37

How exactly did you decode this? What brought AQ to become first letters? What took 37 to become last 2 digits e.t.c

The amendments to the FX Act being pushed by the CBN must be watched closely. Scroll to Page 26 of this document. http://nlrc.com.ng/doc/Commissionforexreform.pdf

Page 26: CBN should be given rights to either seize or convert FX for 'national security.'

Page 38. If you keep foreign exchange in cash for more than 30 days, you're liable to a jail term or fine.


There is fire on the mountain if this bill is ed.


AM OUT!

Sell off your BTC now, to avoid stories that touch.


Am OUT!

Why will people buy dollar at 470 when Aboki sell for 450.
Just curious though.

Incase your BTC delivery is delayed, do know it has nothing to do with your wallet but everything to do with the bitcoin blockchain.
Lately, there has been delay in blockchain capturing sent coin. It might take up to 2hours sometimes before it reflects.


Cc AleAir and Femcruz
Just Incase you guys were talking about BTC

Eriolaoluwa:
....

puskin:
....

@Puskin, Now you can see they can repent.



Am Out!

Tabbaz:
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Did anyone vouched for him before the transaction?

I still don't understand how some of you guys get duped though.

As usual, I beg the accused to do the needful and sin no more.

Am Out!

BTC now @$660 from initial $634 earlier.
To all who bought cheap, enjoy...

Am Out!

Be careful the way you use Telegram for business transactions, due to ability of message retraction.

It will be hard to get evidence if your deal goes wrong.
A word is enough for the wise.


Am Out!

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So, Wale finally striked all Bank cards.

Nice one!!!

Get another domiciliary at GTB, and wire the funds there for withdrawal.

It should only cost you $25 swift fee.

toluxa1:


I don't think it's a sellers concern to know the rate between btc and dollar, if you're selling naira/$.
It's the buyer that should calculate how much dollar worth of Bitcoin requires. I sell my Bitcoin say N520/$ flat, whether btc is worth $615 or $640.
This will only apply if you're selling your bitcoin per BTC, e.g N330,000/BTC

You don't get it do you?
That you are using Blockchain's rate doesn't mean that's the universal BTC rate.

Compare https://markets.blockchain.info and http://preev.com

You will get a glimpse of what i mean.

If you claim to sell at flat rate, then it means we can use $600/1BTC then.

The calculation will now be:

600*any amount of BTC you selling * Your Naira Rate = The amount i will pay you in Naira.

For instant, you have 0.4 BTC and your naira flat rate is 520, while my BTC dollar rate is 600.

600*0.4*520= N124,800

^^^That is how it should be calculated, and if you go with that price because the buyer is to give the dollar rate, You lose!

Am OUT!

To all Selling/Buying BTC; For Sellers, try indicating the dollar rate you using and for Buyers, try knowing the dollar rate used.

Its the most important aspect in BTC sale.

Am Out!

toluxa1:
Blockchain is currently down. Can't access either phone app or website. They said it's a DNS attack. Abeg o

DNS issue. Not an attack.

Stanbic has held my transaction in lien balance at 450/$
Until they finally deduct it on Tuesday, hopefully they do at 410 by then.
Be careful using their card for now.

Funny scenarios but only for the newbies.

This same format was used for @tumababa, takes the help of some folks for him to get part payment back.

@EnterPRO understands so well what this format is. As he said, its called MITM. Man in the Middle.

@Singapore1, seems to me you are newbie if you say you don't know what the format is.

@Aleair has been here for long and sure understand what format was used already by now.

@DadojoReloaded, the person you are looking for, is actually in the screenshot AleAir ed.
That is the real person you dealth with unknowingly.

If only you have been on here for long, you will know how this works.

As usual, I am pleading with the real person to pay back and desist from such act.
Gain no dey this things. If you smart, utilize it well in a legal way and you will prosper.

BTW, you guys need to thank @toluxa1, he gave the first insight needed.

Am Out!

Great. Waiting on the lunch before I make comment.
But it's a welcome development.

I see dollar at 250 by December, like if you are with me and if you not, go read about the BUA meeting held yesterday.

RealJaneDoe:
Wait oh they were dating*

I hope the girl isn't trying to get back at the guy for something oh...

And to the guy you are in India full of beauties na one Kenyan you con date... you dey crase. Where is that meme of a police flogging somebody Abeg who can help me

bedford101:
i know

Lol.
I sure know too. But the margin is close.
So I give her kudos for buying the funds nonstop.

Only God knows what Skrill and LadyF have in common.
Each time I peep into threads and see her comment, next thing is a small red footer indicating skrill purchase interest. I'll be like

May God bless the hustle.

@toluxa1
May God bless you. I don parade NL sotey the thing tire me.
No time to waste.
Movement!!!

Did I hear someone say DCC?
*walk back into thread*

Buzz me up biko if DCC is anywhere. Thanks

NB: You should be careful of the rate you buy $ online, quite some few banks sell below N370. Open your eyes.

Its so unfortunate that AMOS 6 satellite which is to beam internet to Sub-saharan Africa was blown up due to error at SpaceX end.
But come to think of it, this was set to fully launch by Sept. 3. And one of the things Mark preached when he came to Nigeria is to promote entrepreneurship among Africans by getting them connected.
Now that news wasn't a good one for our GSM Networks, because he was coming to disrupt the internet space.
Which he already started with ExpressWiFi in partnership with Coollink.

I think they will be somehow happy about this news.
Which is sad.