NewStats: 3,265,068 , 8,185,530 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 10:58 AM u1a1h

soberdrunk:
Adejoke nose be like Kia Picanto exhaust".

Adeosun suppose contest for "Face of Dangote cement" with her strong face.

IC suppose arrest the photographer way edit Adepeju picture for fraud.

Ajayi be like pikin way dey Yankee way come back Nigeria come take over him papa herbalist business

Blessing!!! Her face is a blessing to the eyes....


Anthony keep face like "fine boy village champion" way dey share belle give all the village girls


Derola resemble "marine agent"


Emmanuel be like Dismissed soldier way go beat all the organizers if he nor win.......


Hannah needs to present her birth certificate and prove that she is younger than 45


Patricia be like village maiden way wan try become king 5th wife......


Judith must go through "drug test"....


Shalom looks like she has plans to seduce the male judges, she is what yorubas call "Oloju come and do"


Merit friends and family don too deceive her say nobody fine reach her......


Nnena be like "African Nagina"

Emmanuel looks like who don be "runner up" for plenty beauty contests


Adeola looks fierce but will cry for 3 months of she nor win.....

Michael be like who carry jazz come the competition.....


Egbon Nicholas look like who just come try luck as he don apply for Job tire he nor see....

Comas looks like who just enter city from Nnewi see advert and decide to try luck


Mary looks like she is related to 2 to 5 of the organizers

Chai!
See evaluation..
Bros u get time oo

ClassRep001:
Oduduwa descendants people sabi ugly ehn cheiii

Nairalanders eh...
Una too get bad mouth..

abumeinben:
Simple.

"If" I were the teacher bah?

I don't have the info for your question presently, I'll provide that as soon as I get it. By the way, thanks for the challenge, keep them coming. Shows you're learning faster than I thought.

You're a well learned citizen..
Education is all about learning simple..
We learn every seconds of thought..

Final destination 1,2,3,4,5 and now 6 in Nigeria...

Ibrahim505:
The rising incidence of suicides among those in southeast is pathetic! Too much frustration and depression among Igbo community.
Let the government be proactive in preventing such occurrence by improving the living condition of the poor.

Aboki go to school you will not go.. instead u carry bowl keep begging around..
Just look at how u just disgraced yourself here..
I pity your generation oo
Maybe in d next 20 years d southerners will come to your place for colonization..

Unique and well packaged swag

buharitill2023:
The jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra will not like this as kalu is more popular than their terrorist leader.

The jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra will be annoyed right now as kalu is set to give APC 75% vote from better people of abia, not the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra ooo.
And 61% of better people from east.

I'm not a biafran but i just wana let u kno dat you're just a typical decedent asshole of d useless used and killed fool called Afonja....

magoo10:
Zombies will not like this
Issa heartbreaking moment

zombies right now..
Comin from different angles to hunt.. :

Davido324:
slay granny with fallen boobs

Bros u don spoil finish!..

Imagine...
An untrained force misbehaving anyhow.. he should face the consiquence credited to his act...
Useless Asshole!!

The idiot needs money cus he's broke...
D useless looking asshole will still defect after actualizing his aim before the end of this year's 3rd quarter..
Shameless unidentified kanka worm..

scribble:


Will he make heaven ungovernable?

He should go and rutt in da hand of Military police in HELL...

sexiestharam:
Please I want to ask an innocent question. Is it right for a President of a nation as to come into Nigeria for a visit and not see the President? I thought it was part of protocol for Presidents to always see the host president when they visit. Please correct me if I am wrong.

What do you expect from Your presido who's busy enjoying his second quota vacation in UK or where da fukin ever...

ChiefAzubuike:
So many benefits of being a cultist. You get respect, you are feared, people don't talk to you out anyhow, even soldiers and police fear you. You get to divert different girls to your bed every night and they must do the do else they'll be on the losing side. As a female cultist, your initiations is what many girls can only dream of. Multiple mindblowing órgasms from different frat pounding you at the same time. (For the other category of cultist people)

Forget about death, everybody will die one day.

The sweetest part is being a patron/matron. The way those boys will take care of you and those girls will keep your company no be here. I've been a patron for more than 35 years so I know what I'm saying. Oh did I forget about how politicians spoil us with gifts and cash during elections? 2015 alone I made more than 40 million naira.

Mind you, there's cultist and theres cultist. When I say cultist I don't mean those thugs and lowlifers repping eiye ,aiye , , vikings etc. We are talking of Nigerian cultists who are cooperate people like bankers, doctors, ants and lawyers. At the same time we bring out the thug in us when necessary.

Clap for yourself..
You guys are like our bubu in aso rock..
Continue...
Karma awaits you..

Hofbrauhaus:


Shout SaiBaba 50times and you would get a job....
A chiefzombie here is selling barbeque and suya after graduating 6years ago...You wey never finish NYSC dey rush...Lol.
You never ready!

Bros your response to dis boy matter na bomb oo.. No b fight abeg...

kelib:
See illegal TV wey Ma man de use so dat guys won't complain

Chisus...
9ja with fast reasoning...
Expect seeing bubu watching with black and white TV..

dominique:
Crackhead oshi

Hahahaha... I thought dis useless crack head gave 9ja middle finger for crashing out
Who knows what he got for is own country players dis 1 barking like a rott wailer..
Useless ass pit...

Hmm....
Southern region should be at alert o...

Rosay15:
Lol... Dey don finish am abeg where gift imade dey mk he come add to it..

Where is gift imade ooo..... your boy dumelo is now claming he's from Nigeria ooo

Viktoh:
GOAT

G:GREATEST
O:OF
A:ALL
T:TIME. ..

philGeo:
Lai, please let the man rest in peace, before you will tell the world that it is PDP that cause his death.

Lol
U said it all

GAZZUZZ:
Looks too human to eat.

Dis is kinda cannibalism...

DOUBLEWAHALA:
some are alreaddy blaming God why is this man not walking like this on nigerian street





u know waraimin

Hmm.. am sensing d kidnapping blood in u

BelovedBuhari:
A gei sheka Baba.

Allah ya kiyaye!

Keep peppering them. Haters can go and die!

Sai Baba
PMB till 2023

MistadeRegal:


It is finished.
You just confirmed that word I so much hate seeing here on nairaland... 'Skull Miners'...



It is finished!
Who have that Mortal Kombat Scorpion picture finishing a man's chair leg?

I believ d guy ed wit dese sites below
Xvideos..
Xnxx..
Vivid.com

Deltatoto:
delta is d greatest state in Nigeria the big heart

But he was discovered in Enugu state Nike grammar school to be precise.. [color=#990000][/color]

Chai!
U Alimajiris should shut up for one moment na..
30th is my off day.. people no go rest for one day??

Election around d corner...

Why is IFEANYI not in the list
Delta state governor is Ifeanyi
CBN governor's name Ifeanyi
My governor'sname is Ifeanyi
MY NAME IS IFEANYI...
Ifeanyi means Nothing is greater than God...
It should be 1st name 2 b listed cus.. God is our Creator..
So why not in d list..??