NewStats: 3,265,490 , 8,186,933 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 09:44 AM 6d6n4q

[quote author=dukie25 post=70512530]Buhari and his aides started this nonsense. Which other country would you have a president boasting "vote for me because I can trek for 800 metres"

Buhari wants your vote for being able to stand up unaided.
Damn! You couldn't make it up.

Just imagine what is trending now..
Because of 2019 election??

Marvel comic don full, DC comic don full too
Abeg which other Comic company dey vacant

Eiya...
This is not a good news to the corp ..
With this disappointment, i wonder the level their morale will be at while conducting 2019 election..
High or low??
Don't Bleep with 9ja politics.. instead they'll Bleep your budgets up..

Chisus...
Wat da...

[quote author=3millionia post=70489870]How I wish #NYSC were to be #WYSC Worldwide Youth Service Corp After you graduate, they post you to New York to serve, Post some to Dubai Then the middle east will be like the north east, If they post you to Afghan, Syria or Iraq, you redeploy back to
Jamaica, Brazil or Spain!


Kaii!! Then USA, Canada and UK Will be like Abuja, Port Harcourt and Lagos... where everyone is rushing!
Calabar and Uyo are like Caribbean and Hawaii

Omo you'll see Nigerian students taking school very serious... so they can go and serve!
And if you serve well, they retain you maybe in Google Office, Or Facebook USA
Blackberry Canada or Apple!!!


#Chai! Someone pls wake me up

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Hey!
Hey!!
Wake up You sleepy snoring chunky humpty dumpty..
Get da fuckin here and clean up ur pee..

Nice one...
As a governor of a state, who is also the chief security officer of the state,
No1 goal is taking care, protecting the lives of everybody both citizens and non citizens in his state..
Flex your Eid-el-Kabir day jor..

APC again
SInce morning is all about Apc vs Saraki..
Why is this issue of Saraki bordering Apc??
Am now thinking dat Saraki is a bloody threat to Apc against 2019 election..
I wonder what will happen before Oct 1

I wonder weda iPhone na asset or liability..
something that One hot slap alone can make u
surrender the phone with ease..
This world sef eh..
Ordinary gadget ooo..

What else i gonna say??
Shameless old scumbags
Talking trash outa proportion...
I don't blame you, be educated and know what to say in public as at when due, NO!
After sniffing some unknown concoction U uselessly come out and disgrace ur family thinking you're disgracing us internationally..
Old fool, we are in digital world now..
Even Saudi Arabians are now above Nigeria with much magnitude..
Olofo iranu!

Like seriously? ? Going outside Nigeria to source for ram??
And when Christmas is approaching, u will see customs and other agencies in action to secure our borders routes..
Refusing the Christians to opt for foreign goods..
Its absurd this kind of things keep happening year to year in this country..

Omeokachie:
Who be dis?

ANN ko, Cynthia ni

Bros is like u b womanizer o!
See ur response level reach..

xynerise:
Two useless teams

Yubbish teams..

One of the characteristics of zombie is walking/trekking without destination...
Walking dead 2 release date: 2019
He will still embark on same journey...

End of danfo??
Hmmmm....
In this barbaric regime
I think your brain is d**ty
It needs this..

This is what codeine generation children are capable of...
Trying to kill their heavenly advicers..
Stories like this is no longer new Nigeria... especially in the hell North!

This is what codeine generation children are capable of...
Trying to kill their heavenly advicers..
Stories like this is no no longer new.. especially in the hell North!

CSO to Sani Abacha??
Another devil's recarnate
Seeking for total destruction of Nigeria..
So After feeling d wrath of d blood tasting Buhari
U still have it in mind to come and unleash another horror... .
Get back to your fuckin hell..

[quote author=Nwodosis post=70317583] Would you have be given student loan in Lagos?
All places you claimed to have slept, can you compare them with people living permanently under the bridge in Lagos?
No place like home as they say, but I doubt if Nigeria is among the homes
Let her come back home and see how her loved ones will b staring at her..
She will see them chanting chai!!!
Village people have started again oo..

Yeye, u even get luck enter America wey our fellas here are being bounced here in embassy..

Shu??
I thought this old asshole is trying to list any of dat useless worms filled brain's achievement??
Does it means Bye election is d only achievement so far??

Useless and shameless old faeces ruling..

BafanaBafana:
Chai!

Students to nack don finish?
Sorry the man o. Especially if the Judge is female.

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Female judge? ??

Its called

Fatality in mortal kombat video game..

LuvU2:
❤pretty gurl but underrated

Underrated by who ,
useless assholes??
Contribute and make history bro..

EwuOjota:
BBTD:

Buhari back to Daura

:oOmo see shap acronyms..
u wicked oo
Naso the level don reach your side??

I don't blame this useless pathetic creature!
If at all he becomes what's ever he wanna be, he will treat the youths the same way he's denying the youths in the movie industry...
This idiot will produce, be the director of a movie and still at his age still play the role of a young prince who wants to marry a maid in that same movie oo
Haba.. young talented guys no dey to play the role?

Watch most of his movies and justify my comments..
Ugly pig with extra ordinary big cow lips..

Tifnubu d descendant of Afonja..
Oga Tifnubu evaluate your self and service so far..
Fucking poo � betrayal..

Sarkin:
Ipob influenced.

Must u be a giant house fly perching on someone's food

You're just a useless jobless, senseless unproductive asshole in this Country...
Read d thread and make a meaningful comment please..

Sharpshooota:
My PES on my mind



Dinocrisis dey PS4?

Dinosaur games are very scary with horrific graphics..
I love Dinocrisis

Nigerians love celebrating other countries achievement...
But we celebrate the bad things that can happen to human beings..
By the way, if you're parent here holiday is near try to endure the usual experiences..

Nice work...
Keep it up..

Nigeria and everyday horrible breaking news sha....
I tire oo
Are we sure d land is green

RIP

Cowbuhari:


Good president

What have Buhari brought to Nigeria? �

So u don't know d answer..??
Choi!
The answer is this....

[quote author=Sirpaul post=69342190]Oya Scholarship

Bros how u take know? ?
Na 9ja way..
Na until miracle happen dem go recognize u

This is Nigeria...
Look how am living now..
Look how we're living now..
Everybody be criminal..

Like seriously??
This tweet is really personal...
This is called brutality..