NewStats: 3,263,820 , 8,181,506 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 05:53 AM 5m6u5k

Na de condemned iron preek description make me laugh here,how she rake know say all the preeks na iron? It's only from experience woman fit know these

Well said
She; i was with you when you were drinking garri....
Me: eh ehen as what? You were with me as ...witness, National Electoral Observer or nzi?
She: ungrateful yumanbeing
Me: I am a grateful yumanbeing,I reward accordingly 😌

Abi uber driver,carried female rider from ademola adetokunbo v.i going to lekki phase one,around 1a.m ,so infront of Lekki Phase One entrance, police flagged me down, I turned off my headlights and turned on inner light.
Officer: Uber,uber Park her,park well
Me: olopka of the federal Republic of Nigeria 🇳🇬
Police officer: (not smiling) walked fast towards engers side,Madam ,I want to search you
Female 😮 surprised, say what !?
Police officer: i want to search your purse.
Points his halogen bright torch light through window glass...(open it very well,let me see )
Female rider( grudgingly opened her handbag
Police officer: (...not satisfied,) Madam come down for thorough searching...
Lady: I am not coming down from this car,do all your search and let me go,it's morning already, I must go home and prepare for work
Then arguments started, both shouting at each other.
Then she called a man friend, one of the big boys in Ikoyi ,who in about 10 minutes showed up in another uber car.
Man friend: officer,why is she stopped?
Police officer: I flagged the driver down for a stop and search ,she refused to corporate, she insulted me ,even after hidding SOMETHING INSIDE HER PANTS!!!
Man friend : Uber driver,is it true
Me: I was so 😲 shocked,the rider was in front seat ,I didn't noticed anything of such ,so I persuaded him to meet the officer to continue the explanations of how she hid something inside her something...

Police threatened to called NDLEA,RRS,CIVIL DEFENCE CUSTOMS 😳 and another female officer to check this rider thoroughly...


At long last,around 3a.m,the story changed to ..how much you get there?

She had just 2k,they reluctantly collected it and gave me back my car key and papers to go .


Police officer said,go and drop off the wahala 👩 woman

One week one trouble
One week one error
One week one clownish step
One week one ission and apologies

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If you want to laugh text 10000000000 to 9ja

No request openly for release of maximum Nnamdi kanu?

Abi he no dey important?

id4sho:
Today is ission day
1- JAMB
2- EFCC
3-

4.if INEC,high neck abi Eye Neck no follow this ission, he no go better for them
5.if politicians who rigged elections no follow this ission, he no go better for them
6 if judifraudry no follow do ission for validating rigging,he no go better for them
7.if Nigeria security agencies no follow do confessions before father(nigerians) he no go better for them

Deaf n dumb government.
Referencing or making references to things or animals is better (because its predictable you won't get response) than talking to half humans in FGN APC led government to pay attention listen and react...does deaf and dumb hear or reply?

In the irony what these humanoids- half human half demons hears and reacts to is anything about Elections and Riggings,using state institutions to actualize devious scripts.

Efuaye:
That guy doesn't love himself!
If he knew how much he is hated in SA he would leave the country minutes after he was acquitted of his ràpe case.
Someone close to him should have advised him properly.
He wanted even to restart his church in the same community if not that the city Mayor stood her ground that it would not happen on her watch.

I greet thee
Please do you live or know someone who lives in South africa?
Will like to know more about this pastor, I felt sorry reading about his since 2017 incarceration until last month,now this recent arrest again?

ruffhandu:
Lazy youths, investing their precious time in evil. But unfortunately, they will be the leaders of tomorrow in Nigeria. Crooked country. These set will be released by their fellow cultists in the police. Later, they will either go to university or not and travel abroad, there they will continue with criminality, including drug peddling, armed robbery, money laundering, fraud and hired assassination. Then they will make dirty money and come down to the crooked country and contest election and rig themselves in. later, they will become your president. Abominable place where white is the new black and black white.

Na dey standard be that o for this country.
Well summarised
Also to add
The judifraudry will give them cover, during such court room trials ,their fellow bandit-judge will deploy technicalities to grant them judicial for serious crimes committed with reference to judicial precedence in the case of Timubu vs Obi,2023 presidential election

Na here we dey dey watch how the state Institutions are actively strengthening illegalities.

Hmmmm
Is na waooohh oo

A good 'born again' start by previously sleeping NJC .

The reformation news and kicking is pleasing.
Until the judicial rot of judgement is corrected by same NJC of its corrupt judges who presided and gave such judgements that wont allow the progress and prosperity of the soul of this country.
1.Hppe Uzodinma came 4th in election, who gave the judgement that pronounced him governor?
Such judge should be axed
2.Ihedioha should be declared winner and governor
3.who pronounced current president winner of election were rigging took place brazenly and openly in 2023 election,who switched or authorised inec server be switched off and all that ?
4.until that evil pronouncements is corrected and the rightful candidate declared and return ....National Judicial Council of Nigeria ,will be seen to be playing around with the lesser problem and not yet ready for the change,big and real change

Starboytwo:
Morning bros, pls give tips on night driving in lag.

Let's chat on WhatsApp 0 8.zero.3.5.15.64.92

Bro no fear even they them dey drive against trafic.
I be night uber driver, formerly living in ilaje road bariga 2 years ago.
Those men on black are sub human and non human who won't hear I beg without money .

Na normal innocent offence you commit,
Did you jam police papa or mama?
Everyone in lagos has driven against trafic caught or not,even NPF
Small offence like this you go see how athletic NPF will become as if na person die.

They should face front and confront the main society criminal problems in and out of lagos

Be calm,they can't detain you and still have your car in custody

Approach the main their police man and ask how much is your offence.
He.will call one ridiculous amount, divide the amount into 3 or 4 places,carry one quarter give them.
If then say no,no go ooo,hang around make.them they see you ,don't.be in a hurry .
Don't go from one thief officer begging, just stay one.corner do like day that is tour second home.

Na them go call you day Oh boy how much you day you get there?

I don't know why they can't correct some one with mouth for this country without victimisation and penalising.

Meanwhile I done vow say I no go give them anything again at night along the road
Last night along service lane between Meadow Hall Road through Blenco World Oil Through Salem Lekki,at checking point, I slow down hail them Olopa of Federal Republic of Nigeria 🇳🇬 he sweet them for body I turn on inner light switch off headlight make them feel relax to see me wella.
These men feel its only them that can flash tiger battery torchlight on any one's eyes unchallenged
Na god go kick them for blokkus.

To the CDS,Chief Air,Navy,and all senior millitary officers from Northern Nigeria in the millitary...una no get children, grandchildren, relatives, cousins, graduates or non graduates , needing jobs to enroll for a-Go-And -Die-for- Nigeria- For- Nothing Millitary Job?
Una no dey for CBN,NNPC,Minting,juicy government departments and agency jobs.

Una fada !!!!!!!!
In Charlie Boy's voice

olax02:
We will continue to give politicians judicial interpretation as long as they are not doing their job properly.

The AGF himself knows they judifraudry are not firing judicial truths as per constitution.

Meanwhile, number 4th man in imo state became governor, a Prof announced Akpabio who came distant second,another high neck thief Conducted parallel apc parties, while Akpabio participated in apc presidential primary at Eagle Square Abuja and failed.

Go to court, pronouncements made popular by apc istration.
On getting to court, which law the both lawyer and judge apply in deciding the case? Was the judgement based on constitutional truths of merits or constitution was skewed on technicalities, lies,misrepresentation, facts suppression?

From office of AGF,FG to LGA you all are abusing the constitution.
Many are the eyes watching to re echo your body language of legal,constitutional deceit into your hears

muyico:
Thank God
U come out save

If its a thank God he came out alive ,how will you say it concerning his late wife.-Will you say No Thank God, his wife was killed?

From the narrations
1.Bandits,of teenage ages are stringer than NA,NPF,all security agencies put together.
2.bandits or what are the ones calling the shot
3.Government and its loudsome security shrimks in fears whenever the hear about Bandits,boko haram,,
Everyday same.story
FG has soldiers and police to mobilise to sack.a democratic governor but helpless towards teenage bandits

Tell them bro
Educate them wise Sowore
Instead of them to humble and ask questions ro learn,they may want to bully one into their space of accepting a situation of ignorance and be on same bench of ignoramus.
Na so MNK had to shame all of them and educate them on same law the parade themselves of knowing since 1960 of Nigeria birthday

No money to fund capital expenditure for foreign missions, use the Permanent Secretary or the most senior officer in those foreign missions to run diplomatic and other roles.

If you ask these potential ambassadors why they should be chosen, you here 'because i want to serve my country,I want to reshape the countries image positively off shore' bla bla bla (lies) ,as a test,from their pockets, if anyone of them will accept to run their respective embassy captital and current expenses for 6 months, we should believe they come to serve
I can tell you 70% of these hungry men and women will withdraw.

@ vetting,what deceptive description, someone with obvious baggage like FFK whom you even confirmed, you are putting him forth for screening.
You are preparing the narrative of how the vetting process was not painstakingly to still produce same bad result as predicted from the beginning?

Nigeria and politics is global entertainment (clownish and comedy mega industry 🤣)

Una go ahead,we are enjoying the show.
My own be say,let no diplomatic, consular services be affected because there is no named thief with I.d card Nigeria Ambassador to XYZ country.

Use someone,train them and show them what and how to do the job at Nigeria foreign missions homes znd save the country from deficit 1 billion US dollars.

They are called lawmakers In Nigeria but are seen sponsoring infrastructural projects,I think law makers are known for law making I don't know law.makihg is a combo of building contractor .

There is something more to why everyone wants to be a lawmaker especially in Nigeria.

tamonokare:
This guy is really enjoying his life. When you damn society and live your life the way you want to is true freedom,
it is something only few can do.

Life continues.
I always tell people to enter marriage with the knowledge that marriage must not last. Prepare for separation immediately you enter marriage but pray it never happens.

As a lady if the only thing you do is make up and snap pictures and look for a man that will marry you and pay your bills, then sorry is your name. I always tell my daughter, always think of how to take care of your bills by yourself. The only man whose duty is to take care of you is me your daddy.

If you want a car, work for it. If you want a house work for it just like men do. If you are lucky to have a rich man as your husband, don't rest all your financial burden on him lest you become a full fledged adult vegetable. Don't take pride in being taken care of. If he pays all your bills, fine but never stop striving to become financially independent so that when divorce comes , you'll proudly shake hands with him and say "I had a good time".

When a marriage ends, the parasitic partner cries the loudest. Don't be a parasite, be a woman of value.

....
Smiling in appreciation for making simple business like sense

Nice poetic construction, may your inl never dry
Indeed I wish it is true

Burob:
Good luck in your sojourn in the obodo of the oyibo.

If you even know the person you are chatting with your orientation of morality,ethics and legality won't be the same.
Potentially election rigger,balots boxes snatcher

Burob:
No be my fault say them born you for The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Say u be Ghanaian maybe I for take u incoherent Thing seriously.

Sorry.

Take note of today's date.
By next month ending,I will 📞 call if you prefer or chat with you from foreign soil
This is not mere wishes
It is settled
Then we will compare which country we are that is more promising.

Brown envelope for biased writing promoter like you and your likes.
For a porridge of red stew,your type can write to defend how God was wrong to have allowed Michael to oust Lucifer from heaven.
Your type can write to defend virtues of lucifer,how innocent he was.
How he suffered injustice and no second chance from God
I know your type
Money is your idol
With packaged brown envelope you can disown your parents

Burob:
No be my fault say them born you for The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Say u be Ghanaian maybe I for take u incoherent Thing seriously.

Sorry.

Take note of today's date.
By next month ending,I will 📞 call if you prefer or chat with you from foreign soil
This is not mere wishes
It is settled
Then we will compare which country we are that is more promising.

Burob:
make we hope say them fit find one small brown envelope for u disgruntled thing also.

⚠️ alert ⚠️
Spotted above is one brown envelope lover and receiver to manufacture and sustain falsehood spotted of his principal like IBB Buhari, Wike,Tinubu n others

Soon after wife leaves power, he gets tired and back to his home.
He invites hungry journalists that he wants to write a book
My Days of Stwardship FCT Minister And Nigeria

There he goes,writing lies upon lies and got to mentioning about Rivers SoE,his brown envelope journalists will summarise how a Saviour was Wike,in saving the governor and the state assets from destruction.

All of you will cheers and hail

Burruchaga71:
I told many people that very soon South Africans will be running to Zimbabwe for hustling just like we left Zimbabwe to hustle in Souty.
South Africa is going down day by day.

This statement is just a fact verified fact.
I have been following closely economic and other enterprising activities in SA,it's been 5 unfavourable news against 1 Good news.
Global economic reporting agency, private and corporate eg IMF ,JPMORGAN, Godman Sachs et al had predicted the nose diving trend of SA both government and corporate responses to sociology economic dynamics. Misplaced priorities, ghost chasing of socio-economic problems avoiding substances.Emboldening by negligence Xenophobic culture by some illiterate blacks.
Little did they know its sending uncertainty, uncontrollable government influences on non state actors .It got worst with over stay of BEE programmes, SA grooming lazy men and women, to settle for monthly grants,idle away economic time,constituting long unemployable work force.

With recent policy misdirection of Cyril's istration fight against Israel,USAIDS ban,Ebrahim Rasool's goofs calling Trump supremacist (what a audacity,even on US soil) car making companies Ford abd others)indicating business relocation signs citing poor transportation and logistics depreciated infrastructures...local banks FNB,SB facing cybersecurity threats and vulnerability and seeming helplessness.

The glory of the once rainbow 🌈 nation is sinking low...
The signs of warning were there stakeholders warned,but little or not enough concerted correctional efforts were done seen,felt

Am in ilaje.bariga,I need a single room apartment.
Kindly call.

Am interested