NewStats: 3,264,647 , 8,184,328 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 08:42 PM 1s219

ChewingStick:


Kai, that one nah old skul nah.

beside, you know say any thing tiger razor blade touch, dey get as e dey be.

Toh... Gillette II?

ChewingStick:


I know you wont mind returning the favour.

Abeg comman trim this goatie for me.

Duck soap + Comb and tiger razor blade...
Na only that method I sabi...

My man... Yeah....
My best friend is a man so hells no.... But on a dare, I'll let a girl shave me...

Actually, I have more male friends than female friends... So except my BAE is BI.... No problemo...

But my female friends... Well have been with my man long enough to trust him... So it depends on the duration of the friendship.... Andnour closeness...

I was reading one story that touches the heart yesterday.... Pick your innercirce wisely oh!

Let me allow my Morning devotion work....

Positive energy here....

Tosyne2much honey, good morning.... For the first time in my 6 active month in NL, I finally see a little sense in your discussion.....

I have said it times without number, until the society... Our parents and the young misogynistic cows growing up see the girl child can do more than 'the kitchen, and the oza room', Feminists will still fight.

I want you to understand that feminists are not just fighting for women right, we are fighting for equal right for both sexes....

Academically, we all know the statistics of girl child to boy child in school....
Financially, we know of the issue of pay difference.
Domestically, we've heard issues of violence where even the mother of the abused insist it is normal, it is all.your fault... You're a woman.... Learn how to endure it... Don't provoke your husband and other messed up bs.... Trivialising abuse when a man is a psychopath in the home but calling a woman a witch that must fry when she gets even verbally abusive ...

I've read of situations where a woman defends herself or her kids from a ln alcoholic excuse of a husband and she's punished and ostracized.....

Socially, you know the huge difference in the morality scale.....

Spiritually, we know....

And it seems to favour the female child the same way anti-racism seemed to favour the black...

The black were accused of being thugs without any interest in education and professionalism..... The same way the girl child is accused of being fish-brained whose only wish in life is to live off a man's dime....
Both cases are just stereotypical and not facts....

Give the female child equal opportunity to education, employment, reward for action, the mental and the psychological stability and see what she can do....

I have mentioned on at least six threads what a feminist wants..... Please do your part and if they are still misusing the opportunity, you can fry all the feminists as witches....

I don't think I've said this in this forum before,
The ideology that a man is the only one responsible for romance, buying gift to show care, sending flowers, planing surprises, and the rest is against feminism.... I'll show you care within my budget.... I'm not your mami according to J. Lo, he's not your daddy to take care of your bills, your clothing. Or your anything....

Issue of domestic responsibilities...
I laugh when I hear such arguenents.....

When you really meet someone you care about, it won't be an issue, washing her clothes, cooking hin dinner, picking the kids from schoop, doing groceries.... It is love... Both of you will figure it out.....
I actually don't think any woman has a problem with doing this....
But when this interferes with her jib as a person and you have it within your power to take up little responsibilities to make things easier because you hold on to sexist comments like, why i go marry wife come dey enter kitchen?
Or my wife must not work...
Or it is her duty to take care of the home while i taje care of the world, it is a problem....

There is a difference between feminists and manhaters....

I keep telling NL guys, I am a feminist....
I'm not depressed, heartbroken, I take the arrogance statement as a compliment from weakass that are threatened bt a woman that knows her shit... And owns it... From a.man it is seen as confidence, from a woman, it is seen as ballsbursting arrogance...

@majekdom2 it was a privilege to real man ..

People, na only for the mammy water side we fish brained people see where the op talk say him see him girlfriend with him nigga phone, and she tell am say nah thatbtime wey she put her number? Which one come be behind his back again?

So there is no on to inform your woman when you're in an emergency.

Her telling him you have a Judas in the house with you....

Or Mr. Op finding out through FBI investigation that his girlfriend is uncomfortable in his house because of a sex-starved maggot?

My daddy always say, if you're covering up for a fool, he'll not see reasons to have sense!

Listen to me oh!
If any of my man's friend cross the obvious line, I'm gonna shut him down and inform my man...

Answer these questions:
1. Who asked who for phone number?
2. Who is approaching who for relationship?
3. Who came clean about it all?
4. Who is literally living on the op depending on him for atleast food and shelter?
5. Who is playing games...
Who is the obvious untrustworthy person?
Who is lying to his supposed best friend....
Who is breaking the sacred bro code?

If a strange girl is going after my friend's man, I'll kick her ass, talk less of me going afrr her man.... Means I don't care about her at all... I'll be a ho then....

Don't call a girl trying to do the honesty thing a ho.... Me oh, if my best friend is going after man, and he comes to me with proof, I'll question her not him and shut that shit down so hard.... Before love, there's trust and if you don't trust her with proof, then please dump her. You're not building anything after all...

Let me put this in words you can understand;
Since the only relationship you've ever hadnis between your hand and little Johnny, imagine another person come put him Jonny for your hand and you commot your hand sharp sharp, abeg na your hand you go cut or the guy Johnny?
Who is the instigator?

Her closet looks a little too barren for the 'hype'

And I'm not stunned!

Mrnairalandd:



What a Douchebag with a fish brain wallowing in sheer stupidity!


Rubbish! There are thousands of those guys out there, if she couldn’t set the boundary when her boyfriend’s friend asked for her number, then she has got a big problem and that guy is in big trouble.

If she couldn’t say No to her boyfriend’s friend, then she is free for all nations. Common sense ought to have prevailed on her when the phone number request was made by that stupid friend.

Be like say me I no sabi read. Oga sir, abeg,you fit help fish-brained me bolden the place where op talk say the girl say yes..... You no see the chat oh! Me set I no see am..... But as you come sabi sat the girl no talk no.... Hian!!!

Stop making biased assumptions in order to villify the woman.... He's not just your friend, he's your roommate.... Like you guys sleep together.... He should be able to call your woman in case of emergency... And once the conversation deviated from what was suppose to be the reason for the exchange, she informed you.... She didn't give him her number in one mysterious spy-ish way... You were there.... She has been transparent....

And the friend sleeping under the same roof with you is playing devious games and Oga orangutan brain here is telling me she started it?

I wasn't so close to my mum because I was a tomboy growing up.... I'm still very much a 100% daddy's girl.....
Felt my mum's love when she'll make kunu gyeda in a cooler for my dad to bring to me up until my 400 level... A very big cooler ypunwoul think I was selling it or something because that's my favourite food.....

The funniest was when I got my NYSC callup letter, she said: 'Toby, NYSC network is having problem oh, just wait for them to finish restructuring'
For three days we were checking callup letter to change from Adamawa to a state of her choice....
Before I could leave that morning, all the pastors in Africa had prayed for me.... Lol!

I know my mummy is reading this... She introduced me to NL....

Mummy Bifarin, I love you....

And it is still weird so I'll not say it physically.....

Mrnairalandd:


Bleep off Douchebag

Look at this slowpoke blaming us for her miserable life

Get the fuckkk outta here you freaking hoe

The lady is at fault here. Period!

Men ll always approach you either you are in relationships/marriage or not cos they don’t know your relationship status, it’s your natural duty to tell them off if you don’t have anything to do with them.

The friend is next on the list to blame but the lady started it all.

It’s normal and natural to be approached as a lady but you should know how to set your boundary.

Dumbass fool, it is normal and natural for you to approach your friends' woman...

She reported the friend immediately .... No where did the op said she stylishly led him on....

Even if others should approach her and she should be able to fend off, not the fool squatting in her man's house.... She should allow her man to continue living in the fantasy of having a trusted friend when the fool is a backstabbing little piece of shit.....

Nothing apart from good conscience stops her from playing both of them.... It is not the first time she's approached... She's rejected millions without a peep....

But when he is a close friend of her man, especially one he trusts well enough to live with him, she should tell him the kind of person he's living with.... She told her man everything and she's still a LovePeddler?

She started it by having a cunt or visiting her boyfriend.... Oh, maybe it is by reporting an irresponsible deportee to her man....
Sense fall on you....

Ladies, you've heard bah.... When you man is dancing with the devil, please increase the volume....

Can we see the chat and her responses to his advances before we judge?
This things is trick oh!

She input her number in your presence to show she's not playing any tricks.... You didn't question her... You didn't ask what was she doing?
When you ask she told you he asked for her number....
She showed you the chat....
She told you he was doing it again physically......

Unless she gave him any subtle advance in the text that only you have seen, I don't know what else she could have done.....
He is your close friend.... You knew and trust him well enough to bring him into your house. I wouldn't want to complicate things....
If this girl had offensively turn him down some of y'all will still complain she's rude and mannerless he knows his friend and should be able to handle it and other trash....

Unless she Lol... And Emoticoned all his messages without an outright hey, don't disrespect my man and your friend like that.... I don't see the ish in telling her man when the situation was crossing be careful....

Tell of your friend squarely in front of your Lady....
If the lady has seduced the guy, she's a LovePeddler...
If the guy seduced the lady and she rejected him, she's still a LovePeddler....
It is a different thing if he was a stranger.... Your woman is telling you this your friend is not trustworthy.... He's doing this under you roof and think I'm dumb enough to leave you for a squatter whose greatest accomplishment is getting kicked out of the states....

Take her advice, cut him off and telling to go and pick upnsome African virtue....

See the thread of people calling her names... So she should not tell her man so the so-called jilted friend can twist things in his favour tomorrow when you discover....
Grow sense fools

After reading fifty shades, I so wanted my first time to be with someone that will tie me up and whip me...

I don't know why right now...
I just felt it will be our thing and so...
Lol.
It didn't help that more kinky smut came out after that... And erotica is the new chick lit...

Stories of 10 hrs sex... Multiple orgasm in a ten minutes quickey.....

Now, my eyes done clear small.....
Thank God I didn't meet a sadist.... Even little ass smack can be too much for me....

Then the list of single billionaires in their mid twenties to late thirties.... As if it is that easy to make money and they are that easy to get....

The clichéd bleeped up man that the virgin comes to save! Women taking back the prince charming angle and making it theirs....

The only series I've actually really been invested in is the in death series by J. D. Robb.
From 1996 till date... Over fifty books I think..... And they are a little more realistic romantically even though they're futuristic...

ubunja:

if you not an Olosho dont get so angry.
Im a manwhore and PROUD OF IT.
what are u proud of?

Stupid foolish piece of shit idiot......

Can you read what you wrote?
You're mates are proud of their career..
They're are proud of their family, accomplishments, positions, friends, and what you're saying is you're proud of being a pussy-width test stick?

Hell, having a girl and keeping her (satisfied in all of life's ramifications) is much more.irable than your #500 pussies...
Receive sense fool.....
Note,
You could have said;
* I'm very good in bed and it would have been acceptable... But according to you, you need money and smelly pick up lines because you're not sexually appealing enough to attract girls... And because I'm hot and guys masturbate to the scent of my perfume and I choose the ones that look like they might have something more than your two inch one minute dinky makes me an olosho?

* You work to get money to learn how to Bleep from those oloshos so respect your teachers....

I don't give two bleeps about your sexploits... Your dick your business... But when you're calling faceless people that you might not be qualified enough to be their messengers in their place of work oloshos because they're women and they want to experience orgasm that your two pump chump stick cannot provide, olosho, it pisses me the Bleep up....

Respect your self...
Don't be double standard about sex....
Don't let jealousy kill you...

Work on yourself and then you'll get little girls begging to pay you for sex....
Immature little.masquerade!

I am proud of my sex life..... At least I don't have to pay for it...

16 jare....
During my IT....
It was with one Benue guy....
My people.... My thighs and back tire no be small...

Stop making me miss GOT jare!!!

All this literature students making Shakespeare sexy....


Kwantinue

Just imagine losing nine people you love with everything in you in the space of five years and your woman saying don't disturb me about that.......

She apologized for betraying your secret and you're still calling her a nag?

I'm not saying your wife is a do no wrong angel.... But her desperation for a child is obvious... She carried a dead baby in her womb for weeks.

And you're using the I already have a kid card when you're not even sure the kid is yours....
You might not be the biological father of the kid, you're not emotionally there for the kid... You call up the baby mama when you're having problems with your wife to rub it in? And you think that gives you a right to pick her up when you're too lazy to handle your marriage......


Seriously,
These ate your complaints.....
1. Your wife is a loud nag..... But you're the one down playing her pain.....
2. She betrayed you by revealing your secret.... A secret you didn't care to see for five years?!?!
How can God trust you with another.....
3. She threatens to leave.... You're talking about bringing back your ex like you're so conversant with her she's ready to move in at anytime....
4. She's threatening to get you fired.... You're her husband.... If you're a good one, there is no way she'll want you to sit at home.... And if you're good at what you do... You will not rely on family connections....

Her family are complaining you want to kill her..... Well, you never mentioned any fault of yours apart from having a child that is supposed to be a secret so I don't know why they'll ever think you the hurt no fly fertile quiet angel would ever think of hurting the loud mouthed overly religious, infertile, nagging ogbanje.....

Grow up.... Bring your daughter in....
Love your wife and stop feeling you're a catch she should be lucky to have...

Left to me you're an irresponsible childish person!

ScotFree:


Some posts are just for laughs

Toh.... As the popcorn wet lelefu dey share no reach me, I fit share your own as we dey watch?

ScotFree:
I see you Reinafarine. Don't say a word.

Lol....

Whether me I ugly oh, or I fine.... Shebi no be them get my fine....


I think character and IQ trumps instagram filters....
But what do I know?

All the awaiting ission boys and girls that don't understand this post, let me help you translate.....

There are some people maybe with little cock, that she will not Bleep for millions....

All of you that don't even know how to put on a condom, I'll tell you this... No two pussies are the same.....

The fact that you've seen it, doesn't mean you can touch it.... She derives pleasure from teasing,...
She looks good and is comfortable enough in her skin to flaunt it.....
So maybe she prefers toned experienced young men to old potbellied Nigerian politician....

Note that she didn't say ..

.. I charge millions for a Bleep.....

Read and understand.....

You think you can just work up to a IndecentStar, bend her over and slam your little or big Johnny up her cunt because that's what she does for a living?

Grow up

They've started again.... How many times have I warned you not to turn issue of violence and abuse to feminism...

ruggedised:
feminist will take over this thread. If opposite now, they will run with their filthy tail in between their legs like a mad toothless bull dog

It is going to be a feminist issue if he spilled acid on her because he is man and he should be able to control how she looks....

Everybody is condemning the crime and you're talking about a movement....

The guys is a narcissistic sociopath that believes if I can't have her no one else should....

Sweetie.... Sorry.... Go for a plastic surgery if you can afford it.... I'm not trivialising it but.... I'm happy it is not so bad since you were discharged in a day...

What she did was wrong... But she was ignorant.... It is like all these whatsapp broadcast messages.... You receive a message telling you beware of leaving your children with the opposite sex and a video is attached....

Don't condemn her.

She didn't know it was wrong...

Dino Melaye- I am Bobrisky's secret lover

Daddy Freeze in love with Tonto Dike....




Nicky Minaj hold sexual purity class in Oshodi

Milk....
Shawarna... First time I ate it I was sick... Now it nauseates me...

At 16, the boy is seriously ruled by his little man...
Sorry op..
This is not meant to offend you... It is biology..... At 16, Junior is just opening shop and that means you literally have sex-brain 60% of the time.... You're characterized by getting a Hardin from anything female and sexual because you have not mastered your Dingdong...

But at 12, she's still too young..... It doesn't matter her matured look or the way she seem to understand all them lingo.... Mentally and emotionally and psychologically, she's not ready for a relationship all of you saying otherwise shut up.

14 years old girl sure.... But a 12 years old baby that has not really understand puberty and boobs and kissing seem very fascinating and prestigious to her messing with a 16 years old boy with sex-on - brain spells disaster.....
I don't want to reqd my 13 years old neighbour is pregnant for me and I'm in ss1....

All I'm saying is relationship is between the matured.... People that understand the consequences of their action, responsiblities and ability and both of you are still eating your parents' food and mummy still buy her panties....

The fact that she wants it doesn't mean it is good for her...

Daeylar:




Ah Madam haff vex lol,

No lies told in this post dear all truth.

The thing tire me nah.... I woke up early to see fucktoys 'bashing' someone far better that them.... When it is not like they have lists of girls begging them for marriage....
This trend of looking for little reason to slam, name call, body shame, slut shame, and castigate the female sex must stop....

DeadRat:
Why Do Ladies Smoke? At Least For The Sake Of The Eggs In Your womb.

And smoking and drinking is good for your sperm count.... Simply

DeadRat:
Show Some Sense

Skinny ass bitches like me are crying.....

Auntie, when you die can I inherit half of that asset?

See all of them oh?

The fight is strong.... So it is perfectly okay for someone's future husband and father to smoke as much shisha as he wants and become an alcoholic in his early to kid twenties and a taboo for a lady to let loose?

It is okay for this hypocritical sanctimonious judgemental little fuckers to smash as many girls as their tiny whiskey-dicked cock can pay for and it is wrong for a lady to achieve orgasm once before settling for your boring two chump cum ass?

Going to club and hanging out with the friends you went along with to get pictures of those girls that you don't know what they're going through, the stress at home, if it is their first time...... You don't even know their real names... But it is wrong because they're someone's future 'wife'

As if being a wife is much more prestigious than being a husband.....
See this little boys that can't get anybody except they pay her...

Go and marry the spirikoko wife material nah.... Them spirikoko husband material that believe in redemption, forgiveness, mercy and grace are there....

Just bashing girls because you're broke and can't afford the suppose 'olosho' again...

Qoute me with trash let me see.......

Good morning Angels....

1. You're eighteen... I think you should focus more on personal building than on relationships...
Who do you see yourself becoming in the next five years...
How is your relationship with this girl who is obviously younger than you gonna help you get there....
What do you want from her.... At 18, it is between coochie and the I 'have' a girl friend name.

2. I was once a teenage girl... And at that age, I didn't understand much about relationship and all it meant to me was night calls, cheesy lines and someone to buy me recharge card... To me, she's not in love with you but with the idea of relationship she's reading or watching on TV... So she's swimming in fantasy and what she tells you, she tells ten more guys because life is all a movie and she's never felt love actually....

3. It doesn't matter his settled you are in a relationship, obsessive insecure and distrustful tendencies like checking your girls phone to see who she's talking to and what they're talking about is going to hurt you. Learn to trust first before loving.... And if she's not trust worthy to you, you're not in love after all.....

4. Peacefully break up with said girl without any drama. Don't give her any reason, don't tell her about reading her messages... That's just gonnna make you sound crazy.... Work on yourself until you're happy and confident alone, you're not ready to take care of a woman.
Don't try patching it up or listen to her sobs... She's a teenage drama Queen... And she's making her own bug telemundo



Forget love until you're in your twenties and not ruled by the man downstairs...

Wishing you all the best

-R

Oya... Let me draw another off point from the post...

No where did Mary say she wanted to drink the water. So it is quite possible Chisom thought she wanted to lick it.


Lol

I'm not an expert child psychologist, and it might be the rapport she has with the 'stayer' which we as Nigerians doubt because of the horror house help stories we've been hearing....

But:

Your daughter is smart... She probably attends one of those Super private schools... And that is a good thing... Develop her creativity... Expose her to Hollywood kids shows, let her develop her grammar and understanding..... Keep her far away from perceived humorous Nigerian movies with terrible language formation that destroys the vocabulary of the audience.

But at the same time you're developing her mentally, think of her social life. Have alyou interacted with other kids her age outside her school.... My last born is attending one of those preppy private schools... And I know the struggles we're having with her morals... Schools like that tend to produce smart mouthed brats with bossy attitude.

But then again, I don't live with you and the kid. I don't know her or Chisom.... So I mightbnot understand the context and the tone of the conversation. If you've never had complaints about her character, don't listen to everything I'm saying... I'm an outsider after all....

Just be careful that her brain and the praises she gets for being sharp doesn't make her proud and feel superior to others....

I don't know if the child is rude oh! But if she is, it is still very very early to playfully explain seniority.

rentAcock:
With the proliferation of Gay, Lesbianism and Transexuals in society today, a time will come when being straight would be a taboo. Be wise people and end this foolishness right now.

C'mon, what's wrong with you....
Did you know who is sister is to him, they might have lost their parents at a young age and they are all each other's got....

His sister is his best friend and who he depends on.... And because I'm ing my brother who has always been there for me on the most important day of his life, that makes me transgendered? She's wearing make up and still looks feminine for Christ's sake.

Nigerians, lose the stupidity, you didn't start the wedding day formality and no where does it states your sister can't be your chief er and your right hand...

@rentacock, so going by your logic, the fact that a black man ruled the United States for 8 years makes being white equal inferiority?
Or if a woman rules the white house, then being a man will be a weakness,
Stop the homophobia....
Accusing a family issue and a happy beautiful ceremony of future discrimination against straight people?
Shame!

Nice qualifications....
But for her kind of job, book smart is less valuable... Street smart will go a longer way in understanding the mind of the Nigerian criminals, drug traffickers, and fake pharmacists. If you've never been in the system, you might be fighting the obvious opening while our hustling niggas are creating new paths.... That her white man books have never imagined.

But congrats to her....