NewStats: 3,259,434 , 8,170,091 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 11:54 PM 1h63x

Damn! Hope they have invited 40 calabar and ondo men to do justice to the pitbull.
I told a friend I can never get any breed of dogs that will be stronger than me. God forbid!
dog wey if I kick wey go die immediately I go buy,incase of scenarios like this.
Anything apart from Lhasa Apso,chihuahua and Co,I no dey buy.
Imagine the dog doing this to the owner and yet some stupid dog owners will be saying "Come inside,our dog can not bite you" you're mad in seventy-seven language.
Na you be the dog ba? Na why you know say your Judy and simeon no fit bite me.

DJ! No bring me anything to drink,this news no sweet.
Barman! Play me "The dog has to go" by Davido and De bruyne

What kind of sick question is this?
What you're trying to insinuate is she's in a sex position and you should put your penis inside your mother-in-law,like are you even sane like this?
Some of you don't even need jesus na strong psychiatric hospital you need.
I wonder the sick minded slowpoke that came up with that caption for other half brain imbeciles to start posting it up and down.
After you're done having sex with your mother-in-law,move to your wife's sister then to the cousins and if you're not satisfied, move to your own sisters and cousins.

Dj! 2 cups of palmwine for me
Barman! Play me "Sick minded individuals" by 2pac and simi.

Well,this life is just like a sweet potato
Congratulations to them.

Dj! 3 kegs of palmwine.1 for me,1 for the proposer and 1 for the proposee and the proposed.
Barman! Play me "Wedding party loading" By Olamide and Ariana Grande.

Wahala sha no dey finish
No be everything you need court and social media for,
carry that Rosita enter one ghetto,make them use bamboo stick reset his/her brain.
After that,carry the Rosita enter park back and see how she/he go dey hug every kid maybe black or chocolate or brown or white or Asian or Latino or Indian. Infact na every living thing the Rosita go dey hug After the serious mending.

Dj! 2 keg of palmwine for me
Barman! Play me"equality for all" by Portable and Nicki minaj.

Haha this man wants to start ing mouth piece of the gods,you sure say the gods no go vex?
Amadioha fit vex for this man o

Lol fulani is not only the problem
Mad people like the one above me are part of the problem we have.
Give him a gun and he will start killing other people that are not his tribe.
A tribalist Mad man is a ticking bomb ready to go off any minute.
Trying to bash every other tribe,like your own tribe is better and perfect, that's just pure mental problem fr.
You should leave another man's land since you hate them and think they hate you,it's simple.

Well Rip to the dead and May God comfort her family and Fiancé.
Now don't take this mad man to jail,instead dip his head inside hot water till he give up the ghost and if you can punish the ghost too, it will be a good thing.
I hate when humans are mean to other human beings.
Death to all Rapists and False Rape Accs.

Dj! No bring me anything, this is sad.
Barman! Play me "Animals in human skin" by Nelson Mandela and 2pac.

Ha! Well I'm even confused on what not to type or what to type but the confusion is making me more confused with this confusing picture.
But is this even a natural butt?

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine to clear my eyes well
Barman! Play me "E get as e be" by Cardi B and Shina Peters.

Well if he sees better offer and if he thinks the country have more to offer him than naija then he's free to move.
But if I get 24 million job per year for this naija and vampire and zombies dey kill fo Street,i no fit leave ooo.
Na to go buy better ammunition and start playing real life COD.
One Hand on steering and the other hand on my gun ready to shoot any bagger I sight.

This one na badnews no be goodnews at all
Dem don run this baba street
But how do you people invite strangers over?
That thing no dey do your body somehow?
What if you invite them over and they kill you after sex? What if they die overnight at your place?
You people get mind serial killer fr

Lol you might not be able to help but many guys are out there that will help them although most will require bedroom service as a form of thank you.
Na all of una sabi sef

I can't relate to what you're saying because i no dey disturb pesin and nobody dey disturb me.

I'd love to go
I for don naija army but something is wrong within that organisation.

Haha! Harry Porter sef no do this one
Atleast you still have your chain,na only dog remain.
Chain a rottweiler near the generator, them still fit steal the dog also sha and leave the collar.

Dj! 3 keg of palmwine for me because this news dey shock me
Barman! Play me "Things dey happen" by Jose Mourinho and Adekunle Gold.

May God bless you and enlarge you ma"am
You're a role model.
A true feminist.

The dude above me said na poverty? Lol Some people are driving but they have people driving for them also.
Some have good house,with kids they are graduates with nice jobs but still they won't stop.
It's not everybody that likes sitting in office,selling stuffs or staying indoor,some love the thrill of adventure they get from what they do.
Or you think everybody in the military is there because of lack of employment or poverty?
Plus money dey transport business o

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine, 1 for me and 1 for the great woman.
Barman! Play me "A Queen and More" by Aisha Buhari and Janet Jackson.

Scamupdates:

Scamupdates:
we both know it can never work like that

We have different ways of handling things and we have different ways to reason and handle matter.
That's why we are human beings.
What might work for you,might not work for me and vice versa.

Your village people realise you love sex,so they want to use it to get you.
If no be your mama and papa prayer,na morgue you for be by now.
Don't have sex again till you have a wife,the gods have spoken.

My money is mine
Her money is hers
If we want to do something for the family,maybe build a house,buy a car or plan a vacation that's only when t is needed and only for contribution and Management.

E be like say this Op be caveman from Zamunda.
You wan do dreadlock or afro with the hair na why you no dey cut am ba? No need, kuku buy wig put for the place.

I think say you too dey follow davido sing "Make water carry me go faraway farawaayyyyyy!" But Davido no dey cross swimming pool.
No vex comrade
No kill yourself because of any woman or man
Thank God say you no die,your parent for still dey in shock.

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine to celebrate Op our own Agu the water bender.
Barman! Play me"The River Man" by Run town and Offset.

Make them catch them,flog them and deport them with only singlet and boxer.
Shebi them be freedom fighters? We need their help against bandits and kidnappers.

When she needs money her network will be fast and she will reply fast.
This comrade sef

Dj! Abeg 22 kegs of palmwine I no fit laugh with empty belle.
Barman! Play me"There is fire on the mountain" by Will Smith and Fireboy.

Haha this one toxicity is straight from the violence planet o
Pesin will look at this baby and call her ugly? Asin this cute little baby ugly?
Na madness and too much cocaine dey worry the dude.
If no be say I no dey fight for people without reason,I for call this dude's name 99 times by 1am and blow Abidjan powder on his picture and gbam! He go waka from here reach Egypt with only boxers.



Dj! Sample me 1 keg of palmwine to read this post again
Barman! Play me"racist pig" by Martin Luther King and Pasuma.

Hmmm lol
Some of you men are funny for real
You don't believe you deserve good things but you sha have to slave for you to be a real man.
Na why I like women,they sabi how to make you treat them well and enjoy life .

Buy charger every week because she's going to spoil her charger?
Charge the powerbanks because she will just come and use anyone when she needs it?
Does that even look sane to you? When mama spoil charger 2 times,she will start buying her own.
When you use up the battery of the power bank,why won't you charge it? Na mumu thing be that.
Helping out in the kitchen is cool actually, you talk and bond more self unless she does not approve.
Helping out around the house is sane also,they don't have to tell you that one.
With all the epistles written above, a man is to do this and do that,what should the woman do for the man?
No gift for the man,nothing to make his own life easy from the wife ba? Oh! I forgot,as a man slave for the family and make sure your wife is happy or else you're not a real man .
God punish the society definition of a real man.

Dj! Plenty kegs of palmwine for me and other people interested
Barman! Play me "Manipulated Man" by Joseph Yobo and Kim Kardashian.

RealGboy:


The werey founder replied with a very annoying question then hung up....he said
"Bros put yourself for my shoe ,if na you find iphone 11 for ground..you go return am ??".....


Pls what should I do ?

This thief get mind o
Abi which kind orientation be this one?
I thought it is easy to trace an Iphone?
You either move on and try to get your sim or try to reason the guy make he sell the phone back to you but it is risky because a mad fellow like that might still collect your money and refuse to give you the phone.
Pray to God to touch his heart o or get another phone.
But if you fit catch that thief,abeg I go need your address make I supply boys with enough koboko and pepper for his thieving eyes and nyash.

Ok

3LACK:
You should be banned from posting

All hail the man on the violence throne,
The violence King in the North,
The father of Violence Lydia,violence Victoria and violence Raphael,
The Unburnt,the unchained, the man with violence waistbead and violence suit.
We Hail thee oh violence king,
Show us the way that we may spread violence through the land,
Show us! Oh ye violence king.

I don't like house work- you will get a man that will marry you like that

I want a man that will be spending money on me- you will get a man that will marry you and spoil you silly

I don't want my man to be close to his family and friends too much - you will get a man that will marry you like that

I can't cook- you will get man that will marry you like that

I want to live a baby girl lifestyle - you will get your own man

I can't spend money on any man- you will get a man that will marry you like that

Everything in life is a choice
Just have your standard and go for a man/woman that meet your standard.