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Nayo08(m): 8:53am On Apr 09, 2019

Good one from you today bro grin

.... so bad I have to wait till tomorrow to get another one cry

BankyGee(m): 8:53am On Apr 09, 2019

Nayo08:
It's a new day

Yes it is. Update above wink

BankyGee(m): 9:01am On Apr 09, 2019

Nayo08:
Good one from you today bro .... so bad I have to wait till tomorrow to get another one

Maybe we'll do jokes in the day, riddles in the night starting from tomorrow... What are you saying bro?

pu7pl3(m): 9:30am On Apr 09, 2019

BankyGee:

Maybe we'll do jokes in the day, riddles in the night starting from tomorrow... What are you saying bro?

Riddles...i like riddles

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BankyGee(m): 9:34am On Apr 09, 2019

pu7pl3:

Riddles...i like riddles

Nayo08(m): 9:37am On Apr 09, 2019

BankyGee:

Maybe we'll do jokes in the day, riddles in the night starting from tomorrow... What are you saying bro?

did you say riddles I am in grin

but that tomorrow cry

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Nayo08(m): 7:35am On Apr 10, 2019

BankyGee(m): 10:22am On Apr 10, 2019

- Witchcraft is when your girlfriend had an argument with some street hoodlums and ended up saying,"my boyfriend is not even afraid of you people seff! lipsrsealed

- After people will say Africans are not united, last year, we went for World Cup together and came home together, which unity is greater than that?

- That moment after exams when your friends are arguing if the answer is 45 or 48 and you can't say anything because your answer is -2,488.7 grin

- The problem with me is that I always speak big grammar so I can sound more photosynthesis undecided

- All this girls and forming sha. I saw a post on Facebook today:
"To hair is human, to forgive is divide" grin

- Facebook should stop this tagging of a thing seriously. My friend posted,"Stealing tinz on point - With Banky G and 3 others. My dad saw it. The bruise I got on my head is still there, now another person posted,"fvcking ashawo tinz on point - With Banky G and 2 others. My dad is checking my profile now, what should I do? embarassed

TO BE CO

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Nayo08(m): 10:29am On Apr 10, 2019

you have no idea how long I have been waiting for this grin

can't wait till tonight for the riddles grin

BankyGee(m): 10:41am On Apr 10, 2019

Nayo08:
you have no idea how long I have been waiting for this can't wait till tonight for the riddles

Everywhere good brother grin

...

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Nayo08(m): 10:44am On Apr 10, 2019

BankyGee:

Everywhere good brother ...

BankyGee(m): 10:51am On Apr 10, 2019

HerCuteness:
hmm

Hmmm

BankyGee(m): 10:54am On Apr 10, 2019

Nicklaus619:

Update!

Nayo08(m): 11:03am On Apr 10, 2019

BankyGee:

Update!

you too update! grin

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BankyGee(m): 11:25am On Apr 10, 2019

Nayo08:
you too update!

Bros abeg no kee me na grin

Nayo08(m): 11:28am On Apr 10, 2019

BankyGee:

Bros abeg no kee me na

you can't die finish cheesy

BankyGee(m): 11:32am On Apr 10, 2019

Nayo08:
you can't die finish

Abi... Riddles loading by 7pm today wink

BankyGee(m): 11:32am On Apr 10, 2019

Nayo08:
you can't die finish

Abi... Riddles loading by 7pm today wink

Nayo08(m): 11:43am On Apr 10, 2019

BankyGee:

Abi... Riddles loading by 7pm today

no prob I'll be waiting wink

BankyGee(m): 7:03pm On Apr 10, 2019

It's 7pm, riddle time!

RIDDLE ME THIS? undecided

What is that question you can ask different people all day, get different answers, yet, all answers are absolutely correct? undecided

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Nayo08(m): 7:15pm On Apr 10, 2019

you got here before me sha grin

Nayo08(m): 7:20pm On Apr 10, 2019

BankyGee:
It's 7pm, riddle time!

Riddle me this?
What is that question you can ask different people all day, get different answers, yet, all answers are absolutely correct?

hmmm... I no know this one o grin

but I will think about it overnight sha wink

when does it expire grin

BankyGee(m): 7:57pm On Apr 10, 2019

Nayo08:
hmmm... I no know this one o but I will think about it overnight sha when does it expire

Tomorrow morning when I'll be updating jokes... cheesy

BankyGee(m): 7:58pm On Apr 10, 2019

Nayo08:
you got here before me sha

Hahaha

BankyGee(m): 7:59pm On Apr 10, 2019

pu7pl3:

Riddles...i like riddles

Riddles served hot!

Nayo08(m): 8:27pm On Apr 10, 2019

BankyGee:

Tomorrow morning when I'll be updating jokes...

still see what I can do tonight grin

pu7pl3(m): 12:09am On Apr 11, 2019

BankyGee:
It's 7pm, riddle time!

Riddle me this?
What is that question you can ask different people all day, get different answers, yet, all answers are absolutely correct?

What time is it?

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BankyGee(m): 3:09am On Apr 11, 2019

- Jesus fed 2700 women and didn't ask for anything, but you just bought one coke and biscuit for a girl and you want to enter there, ARE YOU MAD NI? undecided

- Slap me on the left cheek, I'll turn the right, then we'll both sit down as matured men to discuss the way you'll want your funeral - official or traditional.

- Girls don't have sense o, how can they be denying me of a hole they didn't drill?

I am in my house, comman beat me na! grin

- If you follow your girlfriend to a man's house and the dog there didn't bark at her. Wisdom my brother! Wisdom!
- Dating an insecure and jealous guy can be stressful:
Boy: Hello, how are you?
Girl: I'm fine.
Boy: Where are you?
Girl: I'm at home fryinq plantain.
Boy: undecided

Oya fry one lemme hear the sound grin

- Guys please what is the name of that medicine that makes a girl's breast to stand again? My GF needs one o grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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