NewStats: 3,262,571 , 8,177,537 topics. Date: Monday, 02 June 2025 at 07:21 PM 2i6941

- Nollywood will not kill me o, NEPA poles inside evil forest?! Maybe the spirits are charging their phones.
- That moment when you're losing in a fight and someone starts shouting: "Leave them, let them fight! My brother, it's either you become The Incredible Hulk or Ussein Bolt.
- MTN are now mean to the extent that when you're not having Airtime or data on your line, they'll start deducting from your battery bars.
- Somto was involved in a car crash and was crying, "Oh God! I've lost my hand. Akpors said "Don't behave like a girl, look at that man that lost his head, Is he crying?!"

really funny keep em coming bro

Nayo08:
really funny keep em coming bro

I see you bro... More loading in 30 mins

BankyGee:

I see you bro... More loading in 30 mins

thanks bro ... I wish I could go to the future

- One of my white friends asked me why Nigerians always go back to check if their car is actually locked even after hearing the lock sound, I told him Nigerians like to be sure of everything because our village people might have played the lock tune in our ear
- My brother stole my phone and sent a breakup message to my girlfriend. I thought of how to punish him so I stole his phone too, changed my name to JOB UPDATE and sent a message that there's job vacancy somewhere. Presently he's on his way from Zuba to Zamfara state
- The other day when SWEDEN and DENMARK played match, the names displayed on the screen were SWE - DEN while the unused names were DEN and MARK. They formed their countries name back... Sense will not kill me...
- Sister, If your boyfriend is cheating on you, cry no more. Steal his phone oneday, copy the other girl's number, call her and act like you're his sister. Then thank her for encouraging him to take his HIV drugs regularly... Wisdom will not kill Banky oneday...

- You know, Its risky to sleep without money in your pocket. If you enter a taxi in your dream, how will you pay?
- I wonder how Metuselah survived 969 years without android phone and power bank!!! Sha men of those days are very powerful
-Oneday, an elephant was walking in a park, he squished many ants with every step he took.
Other angry ants decided to revenge. They climbed his legs and then got to his body. The elephant was not comfortable, so he shook his body thorougly and all the ants fell except one that hung close to the elephant's neck. The angry ants on the floor began to shout:-
Strangle him! Strangle him!

Nayo08:
thanks bro ... I wish I could go to the future

- I don't know if it's a crime to eat full corn in Nigeria, when you just buy corn, someone just appears from nowhere and break it into two
- Guys and their indirect insults ehh, what's the meaning of "as I see this tro I just know say na you"
- Any girl reading this post will get pregnant before the end of this month, and if you try to argue, you'll have twins
- A male has 53 litres of sperm in their system but some guys reading this post have 3 litres left and are not yet married!...
- All of you that told your mum, "when I grow up, I will buy aeroplane for you" I just want to remind you that you've grown up...
- You tell your friends you're broke and they're like "you're looking fresh na", So because I'm broke I should not baff again
- Men can be weird at times: If a guy posts a funny post, they just type "hehe" but when a lady posts, even when they don't understand the joke, they will type "Hahahahaha, lol, Dead & Cremated, you made my day...

it was earlier than I expected thanks bro hope there are still more

Nayo08:
it was earlier than I expected thanks bro hope there are still more

Yeah... Updates next tomorrow

BankyGee:

Yeah... Updates next tomorrow

today's here already

Nayo08:
today's here already

Then, till tomorrow

BankyGee:

Then, till tomorrow

Bros don't do this to me na

Nayo08:
:DBros don't do this to me na

BankyGee:

Ok. Buh its only one update today sha

for this hour abi

I should be expecting another one by 9

Nayo08:
for this hour abi
I should be expecting another one by 9

10 mins time

BankyGee:

10 mins time

ok bro

- Short people wearing their laptop bags be looking like tortoise
- Short people are the reason we don't see money on the floor again 'coz they are close to the floor.
- Short people tend to laugh most while walking 'coz they can hear their ancestors making jokes underground
- The rate at which Naija musicians sing rubbish is disheartening, what is the meaning of,"NEPA don bring light o (x2) ah, generator wan tear mah ear"? If there's light, why must you on gen
- I was staring at a woman's breasts in an elevator, when she told me to press 1. I squeezed one of her breasts and recieved a hot slap. It was then I realized she was talking about the elevator button
- One man was crying by the side of a river when another man came. "Why are you crying?" He asked. "I poured sugar in this river buh it's not sweet", the 1st man replied. The 2nd man laughed and said,"Fool, did you mix it?"
TO BE CONTINUED

Nayo08:
ok bro

When bro ... the ones about short people really got me laughing uncontrollably

ZoeyJ:
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HerCuteness:
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pu7pl3:
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Centino:
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Nayo08:
When bro ... the ones about short people really got me laughing uncontrollably

One update per day now

BankyGee:

One update per day now

Bankygee don't use me to play oh,how we you post this kind of funny jokes and you are telling me one update per day.Be fast to update more

otiwisdom:

Bankygee don't use me to play oh,how we you post this kind of funny jokes and you are telling me one update per day.Be fast to update more

Where you hide before

BankyGee:

One update per day now

ok

BankyGee:
- You know, Its risky to sleep without money in your pocket. If you enter a taxi in your dream, how will you pay?
- I wonder how Metuselah survived 969 years without android phone and power bank!!! Sha men of those days are very powerful
-Oneday, an elephant was walking in a park, he squished many ants with every step he took.
Other angry ants decided to revenge. They climbed his legs and then got to his body. The elephant was not comfortable, so he shook his body thorougly and all the ants fell except one that hung close to the elephant's neck. The angry ants on the floor began to shout:-
Strangle him! Strangle him!

BankyGee:

hmm

pu7pl3:

Sight you bro

BankyGee:

Sight you bro

It's a new day

- Show me a girl that has one boyfriend and I will show you a long-sleeve bra
- I want to have the kind of money that even if I come late to a traditional marriage, my inlaws will say,"our son we're sorry you came late, it's our fault, we woke up too early
-"I will collect bullet and die for you", says a guy who can't take Paracetamol without putting it inside Eba first
- Guys, is it a crime to make another girl laugh? Coz I'm about to go single, my bae is angry o. She said I'm commiting Funnycation
- On the judgement day, I will hold Nigeria flag to notify Jesus that I can't be in Hell twice
- Short people should please marry tall people, I'm tired of changing bulb for my neighbour and his wife
- If you're the one that doesn't have money in a family meeting, you'll be the one to open all the bottle of minerals with your teeth
- Bride price should be based on Breast size, afterall, Watermelon is more expensive than Orange. Am I making sense?
TO BE CONTINUED