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Solitin40:

Twoods is the SARS of Nairaland everyone they fear him

should we lunch new hashtag #EndTWOODSars

Dremca:
should we lunch new hashtag #EndTWOODSars

lol this got me laughing hard.... Oga Twoods I hail you

I can bet that Twoods is laughing somewhere too enjoying the yabbing.

BlowJobs:
My wife is reading the thread. I am so sure of it.

Brother, I sent you a pm. Kindly regard it. Thanks

All these things wey una dey talk, i'm sure TWoods no mean am.

lionlee216:
$972 wedding band from Zales and $127 for protection plan.

Almost my savings but she worth am

BlowJobs, make i see your wedding ring nah abi you dey hide am?


NB How come my wife hands come big na this viewing am from a computer? lol ... My wife hands no big ooo. make una no dey think say weda na giant I marry

We changed her ring to the 2nd one. First one was getting in thw way of her work (gloves kept tearing and some other excuses). I sha let her decide what she wants.
2nd ring cost 115$ plus 30$ plan.

TWoods:


This your "god" is a fantastic guy... he gave you your "god sent" in a matter of weeks. Congrats on filing for a green card through marriage - which was the whole point of this "prayer".

What puzzles me is that folks here then have the gall to speak ill of their leaders.

Is it a crime to get married to a USC?You casting the young man as if you are saint.
Your younger brother did same to get his papers ogbeni....

ennyscongy:

Brother, I sent you a pm. Kindly regard it. Thanks

will reply. i have some PM pending

error4040:


Bj quick question!!!!
how do you discribe snow ? I mean are snow heavy when filled in a Bag just like sand ?


the Question may sound silly, but hell no I had to ask

good question. NExt snow storm, i will post pictures and explain further., I'll mention you

signature2012:


Is it a crime to get married to a USC?You casting the young man as if you are saint.
Your younger brother did same to get his papers ogbeni....

I believe he no mean am bro...

I believe he only likes people to be on his case.

TWoods, talk true, how your brother take get papers?

lionlee216:


I believe he no mean am bro...

I believe he only likes people to be on his case.

TWoods, talk true, how your brother take get papers?

I see him here as a sadist or someone who after work has no one to talk to.
Just 12 years in America and he feel like an almighty.Have met some here who have been in America since 90s while some were even born here.You will never see them cast their fellow country man.

signature2012:


Is it a crime to get married to a USC?You casting the young man as if you are saint.
Your younger brother did same to get his papers ogbeni....

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"Breeze don blow, Fowl yansh dey public view"

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God bless America!!!

BlowJobs:


We changed her ring to the 2nd one. First one was getting in thw way of her work (gloves kept tearing and some other excuses). I sha let her decide what she wants.
2nd ring cost 115$ plus 30$ plan.

see blackness!!!!!!..... oya go and bleach

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
see blackness!!!!!!..... oya go and bleach

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LMAO. The kids will definitely blend

signature2012:



I see him here as a sadist or someone who after work has no one to talk to.
Just 12 years in America and he feel like an almighty.Have met some here who have been in America since 90s while some were even born here.You will never see them cast their fellow country man.

In 2baba voice Nobody holy . This one is a Knockout for Mr Righteousness

BlowJobs:


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LMAO. The kids will definitely blend

seems you have had the "kid talk" with missus already ... soon you'll belong to two

Solitin40:

Twoods is the SARS of Nairaland everyone they fear him

who be Twoods sef? Him don baff

At a dinner with my wife hosted by her company.

Gist later

lionlee216:
At a dinner with my wife hosted by her company.

Gist later

you fraudulent sinner ..... on a scale of 0-10, how good was the wine

lionlee216:


It's over a year not yesterday lol...

One year already wow... time flies ooo...

Nice one congrats

lionlee216:


It's over a year not yesterday lol...

Just need to see family this coming holiday and wife is coming joor. Na so I see am too...

So what is the procedure of Nigeria Visa for a american and under what conditions can I get her a Nigeria port while in Nigeria?

This is the process as i know it ...how to get Nigeria visa for a US citizen

1. The US citizen has to go online to fill the form.

2. Then appear for the interview or pay a company to go in proxy

3. The embassies are on Atlanta , D.C., New York .

4. You have to select which embassy then go or inform the proxy which you chose..... go through that and you get the visa . The end . Cost and the process is on their website. Just to lazy to Google their website address now

So that the general overall process for Nigerian visa...

Hello Lionlee216, I Sent You A PM. Kindly Reply. Thank You.

lionlee216:


what conditions can I get her a Nigeria port while in Nigeria?

for port .. hehehe that one i dont know. Who will want that anyway . Not Twood for sure

castrokins:
Hello Lionlee216, I Sent You A PM. Kindly Reply. Thank You.

I replied you..

LagosismyHome:


for port .. hehehe that one i dont know. Who will want that anyway . Not Twood for sure

TWoods has Nigerian port that he so much cherised

Not Found. In Any Case, I Have Followed You And Resent A PM In The Hope That It Works This Time. Thank You.

lionlee216:


I replied you..

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
you fraudulent sinner ..... on a scale of 0-10, how good was the wine

9.5

I am not a sinner because Jesus has already told me to go and sin no more before he died on the cross of Calvary

So, I have been to some corporate organisations in NY, CT, OH and IL but to my surprise, I only find out majority are white people. I use to wonder what blacks normally do. The dinner I attended tonight was organised by my wife's company and out of 100 people, only 2 people are black(My woman and the HR) but when you go to factories or places of menial Jobs, You find black people there and very few white(White Americans).

what could have caused these?

Well no thanks to the media, black people are always associated with crime. Watch Youtube and others, you will see blacks shooting at gas station robbing people. the media has always been painting black people as criminals to the extent i really done feel safe in midst of blacks(God forgive me). I usually see them as a threat especially anytime I go to Chicago.

Cc TWoods
lagosismyhome
Bossman
GoldenBoy007
BlowJobs

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Is it a crime to get married to a USC?You casting the young man as if you are saint.
Your younger brother did same to get his papers ogbeni....

Bros u can't make our heaven for Wat U just did, just go and look for another heaven.

signature2012:


Is it a crime to get married to a USC?You casting the young man as if you are saint.
Your younger brother did same to get his papers ogbeni....

Ho my days

NONNYG:
who be Twoods sef? Him don baff

So you don’t know inspector Twoods the husband of pidgin2 you don’t know people o

BlowJobs:


We changed her ring to the 2nd one. First one was getting in thw way of her work (gloves kept tearing and some other excuses). I sha let her decide what she wants.
2nd ring cost 115$ plus 30$ plan.

Plan on top ring abeg why is a plan a must ?