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wormie:
[quote author=Beautyaddy post=63200959]

Hmmm...I was in complete shock reading it too.

Infact, I'm lost for words

TWoods:


You committed a deportable offense that is not covered by your blue port... but somehow you haven’t committed a crime? Amazing! How do you go to church on Sunday and keep a straight face?

]N

justwise:


A married couple that engaged in sham marriage for American port is saying they did not commit any crime?

How morally low can we go and still claim that we are not doing anything wrong?

You lot can complain about Twoods approach as much as you want but truth must be told.

smh

Like I pointed out earlier, I expected to be judged but I still careless. Shey na me carry my matter come NL na . I have already develop a stick skin to whatever anybody says here jare.

But one thing I know is there is that silent reader that don pick or one two things from this topic.

BlowJobs:


I'll like the gift okay. But please send them when you become a Permanent resident. i"ll gladly provide my address.

I am not For or Against your move. You do what makes you happy. Regardless of the decision you make, don't forget to do what brings you fulfillment.

it is gonna be tough without knowing anyone here, like really really tough. I'd advise you to link up with anyone that can host you for at least 2-3 months (friends of friends, extended family, old high school friends, etc)
Per work related, i can't advise you on that (you'll figure things out yourself when you arrive). It will be illegal for me to advise you based on the forum principle.
Also 2k$ will not be enough (especially if you don't know anyone), hold as much as you can get. The essentials you need to come with is your travel luggage (visiting people category), you don't need lots of clothes. If i were you, i'd pack 5-7Jeans tros , 3-5 underwears (singlets and boxers), 2-4 shirts/T-shirts, Tooth brush etc. I'd mail my certificates and qualifications to the address i am going to (or instruct someone to mail it to the address i provide after), I'll come with my drivers license just in case and most importantly prove of my visit. Any other thing is an overdo.

Thanks a lot,bro. Noted!

Wao! Interesting

wormie:
I salute Blows_job for creating this thread. It takes courage,not a small one sef.
Haba,but people can be judgmental sha. Stuffs happen to people at different point in time that determine their decisions.

Stop forming abeg, almost everybody wanna relocate to America. Be it Nigerians, Mexicans, Chinese, Ghanaians etc. That people change status especially on B1/B2 visa isn't peculiar to Nigerians alone. In my few years of staying in the US, I have seen enough.

Can I encourage anybody to relocate/change status here,oh yes! My own personal opinion, I prefer to stay in a sane environment pls. Naija too hard and harsh. Naija is like jungle,survival of the fittest

My short story of getting here. Few years ago,I came for a family vacation, my husband and my 2 children. Hubby had a good job with take home of like 20k that time. I was also in academics,so my pay too was ok, like 120k. We applied based on that, truthfully oh, and we were granted B1/B2 visa. Hubby just got a mail on our third night in the US,guess what,na sack letter! Gobe leyi ooooo.

We were devastated, didn't know what to do next. We just decided to manage stay for the remaining vacation period and head back home. But I told my mum about my husband sack letter. She come that one of her long lost family friends(Mr A) dey Yankee. We got the man and link up with him. We explained our situation to him and the man said our best bet is to stay put for Yankee oh. Naija hard na, hubby will come back home come to the endless ocean of job seekers.

But Mr A over try for us no be small. He engaged ones of his friends wey be immigration lawyer to put us thru. Mr A offered to do marriage with me and he arranged one white lady to marry my husband, all at no cost. I won't go too deep into it more than this so it won't look as if I dey encourage bad bad thing oh

We don get our Pali now,doing well in the US. We don't do crime or move with bad gang. And we be employer of labor.

My advice to anybody coming, be focus. It will be tough,no matter the means you come in with,it going to be tough. Naija work etiquette is quite different from Yankee own oh.

Now I'm waiting for supreme court judges to come judge this my matter now.....mchewwww.
Blows_jobs,I'm sorry for my long epistle on your thread.

eyinola:
Bro hv u travel before or na Virgin port? I was denied last month and my immigration lawyer said it's because i don't hv a travel history

I have only been to South Africa. Beautiful country!
In the next 50 years,this Nigeria would still not have a city as sane & beautiful as J'burg. No be curse. Make una forgive me.
Meanwhile,there are people who got their visas on a virgin port.

justwise:


A married couple that engaged in sham marriage for American port is saying they did not commit any crime?

How morally low can we go and still claim that we are not doing anything wrong?

You lot can complain about Twoods approach as much as you want but truth must be told.

smh

They will complain about our leaders but the average citizen has lost every sense of integrity and morals, it's a shame

Pidgin2:


They will complain about our leaders but the average citizen has lost every sense of integrity and morals, it's a shame

the special guest is finally here




Pidgin2 weds Twoods.


What I dreamt last night

NONNYG:
the special guest is finally here



Pidgin2 weds Twoods.

What I dreamt last night

Please offer him/her the front row seat.

[quote author=wormie post=63201154]


I actually do not have any reason to deceive or mislead anybody especially you on a faceless forum. But this belong to my younger sister. She introduced me to NL and gave me this ed to operate this site with.

Sounds like a lie, but that's the truth. I do not even have much time to come on NL sef

@BlowJobs, Wen u go answer my question on tax?

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Oga/Madam,wake up from your illusion ok.Anyways,didn't expect a strong defence from you.

Wow! Finished. Page 1 - 50

@Blowjobs this is great. Still waiting for the story on Guy M

@blowjobs.. continue to dish out the stories as we love to see it.. people derailing the thread are not helping us here.. they should come forward with solutions and not to discourage people who are looking forward to leaving this cesspit as they once did...US is open and accommodating to whoever is willing to come over.

My wife is reading the thread. I am so sure of it.

I shouldn't have talked about the marijuana. Sorry baby.

Chai, yankee love dey sweet- unconditional. No be naija own wey be say if you get money and motor na to hide your face.

BlowJobs:
My wife is reading the thread. I am so sure of it.

.. your broke the most important NL rule, never let anyone I mean anyone know your moniker ...

BlowJobs:
I shouldn't have talked about the marijuana. Sorry baby.

Brother, you need to see how I deh smile like mumu. God bless you brother

Make sure you do that underground work well o. Especially since you said you do not know anyone. Accommodation alone will deplete that your funds in no time. I personally will NOT advice even my enemy to come here without the correct papers. if you are illegal here, you can't get a drivers license, SS#, etc. So, you can only work underground. Very tough!!! However, whatever you decide to do - Good luck!

PS - This is coming from someone that has been here for a very long time (early 90's). Came here for college and got a job (IT) right after college. So, my path was the straight forward kind. But even at that - worked my butt off in college so that I can compete for jobs with the best.

richricco:

Thanks,bro. I'm heading to Texas.
I appreciate your your sincere advice. I'm actually still doing some underground work,reason I left it for March.

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
.. your broke the most important NL rule, never let anyone I mean anyone know your moniker ...

Shr was using my laptop. Tab was open.

iyawo lock up... your hubby dey inspire guys to make am...

bless you oga blow jobs...

BlowJobs:


Shr was using my laptop. Tab was open.

Lol, bros say me compliments of the season to her

From a Nigerian fan.

Another day is another problem for a taxi driver with greedy police, another day of tears for a graduate without job, another day without food for a poor single mom and her kids, another day of a family grieving the death of their suicidal father over 40k debt. We hear all the time people are being lynched for stealing food. My question is how long will the people be honest and lawful before they can eat three times a day when they are jobless? And someone overseas browsing Nairaland in comfy bed is fighting Nigerians for migrating illegally? Smh. They say Nigerians are the problems of Nigeria, so why can’t the government solve it? Or how do you expect a thief to stop stealing if the police ain’t arresting?

$972 wedding band from Zales and $127 for protection plan.

Almost my savings but she worth am

BlowJobs, make i see your wedding ring nah abi you dey hide am?


NB How come my wife hands come big na this viewing am from a computer? lol ... My wife hands no big ooo. make una no dey think say weda na giant I marry

Happy Married life bro,God bless your home
PS,those hands are pretty tho,nice ring, i guess maybe blowjobs own nah gold o

lionlee216:
$972 wedding band from Sales and $127 for protect plan.

Almost my savings but she worth am...

BlowJobs, make i see your wedding ring nah abi you dey hide am?

lionlee216:
$972 wedding band from Zales and $127 for protection plan.

Almost my savings but she worth am

BlowJobs, make i see your wedding ring nah abi you dey hide am?

you try, the total cost of that ring is enough to organize befitting wedding party here. You and OP should show me the way,I need one wey fit file for me wood and Mod now

shakol91:
you try, the total cost of that ring is enough to organize befitting wedding party here. You and OP should show me the way,I need one wey fit file for me wood and Mod

On sighting the picture and @ wood and mod, i busted out laughing

TWoods:


Fingers don't necessarily have to be equal... however imagine a world where you and i did the right thing at all times, do you think we'd need a visa to go anywhere? The fact that we don't see that what limits us are he consequences of our own actions is why i think we are going no where anytime soon. Those who came here on the backs of fraudulent marriages are here crowing around, forgetting that they are the reason genuine couples now have to jump through hoops to convince a US VO that they have a legit marriage. A german won't have to go through that much.

That so someone can feel so brazen to celebrate a clear breach of the law is astounding to me.

It's nauseating, to say the least. I want to believe the person is fake. Honestly can't be that brazen.

lionlee216:
$972 wedding band from Zales and $127 for protection plan.

Almost my savings but she worth am

BlowJobs, make i see your wedding ring nah abi you dey hide am?

She deserves it abeg. I sent you a mail. Please, reply when you can. Thanks. Say me well to her

lionlee216:
$972 wedding band from Zales and $127 for protection plan.

Almost my savings but she worth am

BlowJobs, make i see your wedding ring nah abi you dey hide am?


NB How come my wife hands come big na this viewing am from a computer? lol ... My wife hands no big ooo. make una no dey think say weda na giant I marry

wow. You later tied the knot with her, I remembes your story from franknetter thread. Shey na d one wey say u go watch her plate if u want make u na ball abi na d one u go shopping with and later shine her congo.

Dremca:
wow. You later tied the knot with her, I remembes your story from franknetter thread. Shey na d one wey say u go watch her plate if u want make u na ball abi na d one u go shopping with and later shine her congo.

lol. lot of water has ed under the bridge.. God later gave me my "God Sent" after praying and fasting

lionlee216:



lol. lot of water has ed under the bridge.. God later gave me my "God Sent" after praying and fasting

This your "god" is a fantastic guy... he gave you your "god sent" in a matter of weeks. Congrats on filing for a green card through marriage - which was the whole point of this "prayer".

What puzzles me is that folks here then have the gall to speak ill of their leaders.