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RevFrEbuka(m): 9:31pm On Jan 19
raumdeuter:
By the way RevFrEbuka has been caught in Yankee
Konji nearly kill me I say make I follow Apian way
iamoyindamola(m): 9:35pm On Jan 19
RevFrEbuka:

Konji nearly kill me I say make I follow Apian way
🤣🤣🤣
You go still enter ikorodu come meet your people abi
Ibeme: 10:55pm On Jan 19
Trump done rugpull and launched Melania coin at the same time grin grin grin

Criminal Presido

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A40(m): 10:56pm On Jan 19
PDPGuy:
Questions that need answers…

Why divorcing the guy after THIRTY years
They get bored eventually. Problem is guys try to fight to save the marriage instead of helping her pack her things. Look at Tom Brady, Broke her marriage for the Jiu Jitsu guy.

A woman will know well and good that your work is your ion, it's probably what drew her to you. When she's tired she will accuse you of working too much. Yet na that work generate wetin she wan share so.

Reminds me of this Bobby Womack lyrics that stuck in my head growing up
She's always complaining about me never being at home,
But when I'm there I'm broke
She's there telling me about all the things her girlfriend got that she ain't got
And she want me to go out and get it for her,
But girl I can't be in two places at one time


My kinsmen kuku get the formula. All 3 of them no fit waka at the same time

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Amigoss: 10:58pm On Jan 19
Ibeme:
Trump done rugpull and launched Melania coin at the same time grin grin grin

Criminal Presido

Ahhhjhjhjjjjjhhhhhhh, owo jona shocked
A40(m): 10:59pm On Jan 19
BlueRayDick:
Raumdeuter the chief pro-gun advocate has not addressed the EFCC incident at Anambra since yesterday . I’m interested in his perspective on this matter .

I just read this evening that the homeowner who shot the EFCC guy dead is actually a Medical Doctor and not a Yahoo boy as falsely claimed by EFCC in their official statement yesterday .

So the EFCC guys jumped into the guy’s home wearing plain clothes , the medical doctor mistook them for robbers/kidnappers and gunned them down with a licensed gun belonging to his father .
Any unauthorized entry at that unholy hour it's squeeze first ask questions last. I'm not going out like Pop Smoke
BlueRayDick: 11:04pm On Jan 19
A40:
They get bored eventually. Problem is guys try to fight to save the marriage instead of helping her pack her things. Look at Tom Brady, Broke her marriage for the Jiu Jitsu guy.

A woman will know well and good that your work is your ion, it's probably what drew her to you. When she's tired she will accuse you of working too much. Yet na that work generate wetin she wan share so.

Reminds me of this Bobby Womack lyrics that stuck in my head growing up
She's always complaining about me never being at home,
But when I'm there I'm broke
She's there telling me about all the things her girlfriend got that she ain't got
And she want me to go out and get it for her,
But girl I can't be in two places at one time


My kinsmen kuku get the formula. All 3 of them no fit waka at the same time

I don’t really know what makes women always flock around musicians sha . Is it the fame or the perception that musicians have money or what exactly ?
BlueRayDick: 11:05pm On Jan 19
A40:

Any unauthorized entry at that unholy hour it's squeeze first ask questions last. I'm not going out like Pop Smoke

But in a country like Nigeria , na problem for u too that fired the shot na
Amigoss: 11:16pm On Jan 19
What trump is doing is a disgrace,he just reduced himself to a common thief

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GloriousGbola: 11:24pm On Jan 19
Amigoss:
What trump is doing is a disgrace,he just reduced himself to a common thief

you are just knowing that trump is a grifter and common thief who rips off the rubes

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A40(m): 11:25pm On Jan 19
BlueRayDick:


I don’t really know what makes women always flock around musicians sha . Is it the fame or the perception that musicians have money or what exactly ?
Eddie Murphy said it best. You can't compete with Preachers and Singers when it comes to women

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Unlimited22: 11:39pm On Jan 19
This guy full family wán rug the whole world lmao
Ibime(m): 11:40pm On Jan 19
Unlimited22:
This guy full family wán rug the whole world lmao

President Rugpull

Umana A Umana of America grin grin grin

https://x.com/crypto_bitlord7/status/1881098271059497045?t=kydf1iK8p873l3BSBZYV8A&s=19
GloriousGbola: 11:44pm On Jan 19
Unlimited22:
This guy full family wán rug the whole world lmao

we about to watch the president of the united states run MMM on the citizens with no consequences

hawk tua can come out of hiding now

rugpulling is officially normalized

where my ibimecoin?
iamoyindamola(m): 6:05am On Jan 20
Melania sef they pump
Unlimited22:
This guy full family wán rug the whole world lmao
izzou(m): 6:41am On Jan 20
RevFrEbuka(m): 8:08am On Jan 20
iamoyindamola:
🤣🤣🤣
You go still enter ikorodu come meet your people abi
This man. Boss never still lock you behind bars.
iamoyindamola(m): 8:26am On Jan 20
RevFrEbuka:

This man. Boss never still lock you behind bars.
😂😂😂
Shegzdave: 8:26am On Jan 20
Please who knows how many hours journey is from Lagos to plateau?

Cc: izzou and anybody please?
izzou(m): 8:32am On Jan 20
Shegzdave:
Please who knows how many hours journey is from Lagos to plateau?

Cc: izzou and anybody please?

Jos far oh...

One day journey....

Using Ilorin - Minna- Kaduna - Jos is somehow shorter, but God will not let ransom merchants see us.

Some prefer to Abuja - Keffi - Akwanga - Jos.

Any which way sha, it's about a day journey from Lasgidi.

If you ask me, travel at night lipsrsealed. You'll get there in the afternoon, if all things go well.
iamoyindamola(m): 8:40am On Jan 20
izzou:


Jos far oh...

One day journey....

Using Ilorin - Minna- Kaduna - Jos is somehow shorter, but God will not let ransom merchants see us.

Some prefer to Abuja - Keffi - Akwanga - Jos.

Any which way sha, it's about a day journey from Lasgidi.

If you ask me, travel at night lipsrsealed. You'll get there in the afternoon, if all things go well.
Night journey bawo
Country hard
MoonWater: 8:41am On Jan 20
Please don't travel at night oo. Better to get there late than to arrive at the kidnappers den and refered to as "late".
izzou(m): 8:44am On Jan 20
iamoyindamola:

Night journey bawo
Country hard

Unless you are flying, or using the train, there is no better remedy for far distances than night.

Nigeria is not safe. All the kidnappings you are reading online is mostly in the day...Under Korokoro sun.

If truly we want a higher chance of safety, just fly.
BlueRayDick: 8:54am On Jan 20
izzou:


Unless you are flying, or using the train, there is no better remedy for far distances than night.

Nigeria is not safe. All the kidnappings you are reading online is mostly in the day...Under Korokoro sun.

If truly we want a higher chance of safety, just fly.

grin grin grin

When one talks about these things, people who /defend government always think one is exaggerating or embellishing stories just to paint the government bad.

There is serious insecurity on the highways both day and night, so may unpoliced/underpoliced corridors on Nigerian highways where non state actors operate without much disturbance from security agents.

Like you rightly said, the best way of ensuring safety while traveling is to fly; unfortunately, majority of Nigerians can't afford the high cost of flight ticket.
izzou(m): 9:00am On Jan 20
BlueRayDick:


grin grin grin

When one talks about these things, people who /defend government always think one is exaggerating or embellishing stories just to paint the government bad.

There is serious insecurity on the highways both day and night, so may unpoliced/underpoliced corridors on Nigerian highways where non state actors operate without much disturbance from security agents.

Like you rightly said, the best way of ensuring safety while traveling is to fly; unfortunately, majority of Nigerians can't afford the high cost of flight ticket.

Factors!

If you want safety, The airport is your only option.

You cannot be traveling by road, and scheming how safe you want to go. Broad daylight, dem go carry you and nothing go happen.

All the GIG and GUO buses that were involved was broad daylight.

Before I travel, I make up my mind and pray to whatever God I serve.
BlueRayDick: 9:04am On Jan 20
izzou:


Factors!

If you want safety, The airport is your only option.

You cannot be traveling by road, and scheming how safe you want to go. Broad daylight, dem go carry you and nothing go happen.

All the GIG and GUO buses that were involved was broad daylight.

Before I travel, I make up my mind and pray to whatever God I serve.

As in...... There are some places u will get to while travelling on naija road and u know in ur mind that if anything happens in such places there's nothing that can save u even in road daylight.

I believe most of the kidnapping incidents happening on the roads are even under-reported. There are so many buses not GUO,GIG , peace mass transit, etc that gets waylaid on the road and they don't get reported in mainstream media
izzou(m): 9:08am On Jan 20
BlueRayDick:


As in...... There are some places u will get to while travelling on naija road and u know in ur mind that if anything happens in such places there's nothing that can save u even in road daylight.


I travelled to a place called Afuze in Edo state, last week.

We ed through Okada.

We drove for like 10 minutes and there was no oncoming vehicle or bike. No human being. No body walking. No checkpoint. Just farms and forest.

The driver said the road is usually like that. If dem kidnap you there, no need to enter bush. Na for under one tree there dem go begin make calls for ransom. Lonely is an understatement when describing that road

When I was coming back, I ed from Sabo to Oluku junction....Make I no make the same mistake, abeg.

izzou(m): 9:10am On Jan 20
BlueRayDick:



I believe most of the kidnapping incidents happening on the roads are even under-reported. There are so many buses not GUO,GIG , peace mass transit, etc that gets waylaid on the road and they don't get reported in mainstream media

Everything is underreported.

Most people who use GUO and GIG are the average and middle class of Nigeria. They are internet literate. So if their family member miss, dem sabi where Twitter and IG dey

Na why.
BlueRayDick: 9:15am On Jan 20
izzou:


I travelled to a place called Afuze in Edo state, last week.

We ed through Okada.

We drove for like 10 minutes and there was no oncoming vehicle or bike. No human being. No body walking. No checkpoint. Just farms and forest.

The driver said the road is usually like that. If dem kidnap you there, no need to enter bush. Na for under one tree there dem go begin make calls for ransom. Lonely is an understatement when describing that road

When I was coming back, I ed from Sabo to Oluku junction....Make I no make the same mistake, abeg.


The funny thing is there are places like that in the Southwest, South South, North West, North East, South East, etc. The few places soldiers and policemen mount road blocks, they just use them to extort motorist and then leave after some hours.

When I was serving in the NorthWest, one guy that came from Maiduguri told us about how nobody dares travel the Maiduguri highway once it is 4pm because the entire stretch of the road belongs to Boko Haram that time till the next morning. Not even military convoy will dare use the road within that period
BlueRayDick: 9:19am On Jan 20
izzou:


Everything is underreported.

Most people who use GUO and GIG are the average and middle class of Nigeria. They are internet literate. So if their family member miss, dem sabi where Twitter and IG dey

Na why.

A lot of crime are underreported in this country.

Just this last week , I know someone who was buried after she was killed by a hit and run vehicle in Oshodi here in Lagos late December. The incident didn't even make it to any news media be it internet blog or radio station sef.
Unlimited22: 9:22am On Jan 20
izzou:


I travelled to a place called Afuze in Edo state, last week.

We ed through Okada.

We drove for like 10 minutes and there was no oncoming vehicle or bike. No human being. No body walking. No checkpoint. Just farms and forest.

The driver said the road is usually like that. If dem kidnap you there, no need to enter bush. Na for under one tree there dem go begin make calls for ransom. Lonely is an understatement when describing that road

When I was coming back, I ed from Sabo to Oluku junction....Make I no make the same mistake, abeg.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I going from Benin to Okada for outreach


Lol.

Lol.

Guyman, them go stop your motor, dey for road there begin negotiate ransom. Where you wán go?


Abi na when I go Gusau, when Abuja-Kaduna express was still the HQ of banditry in Nigeria?


After Funtua in Katsina state, upon entering Zamfara before you reach Gusau, e get where you go drive for up to 30 minutes, na grassland and shrub you go deh see both sides of the road. Like if person dey chase you, you go run reach horizon e go still dey see you because nowhere to hide.


At some point, our vehicle stopped, and every fuckinngg person got down to push it until we saw human beings again.


When I was going to camp, we got to Wukari from Port Harcourt at around 8pm. A convoy of over 17 full vehicles heading to Jalingo and Yola.

The drivers, ALL OF WHOM WERE NORTHERN MUSLIMS, talk say them no dey go again o

Say anything wey do us no concern them.

No worry.

Travelling inside Nigeria by road na extreme sport. Na God dey keep person.

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Unlimited22: 9:26am On Jan 20
Shegzdave:
Please who knows how many hours journey is from Lagos to plateau?

Cc: izzou and anybody please?
Lol no matter how you go, na One full day
Whether you go from Ilorin and Minna or Abuja and Keffi.


NYSC don carry person trabaye 😂


Also, please don't travel at night. I use Fenibeso name take beg you

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