NewStats: 3,261,718 , 8,174,906 topics. Date: Friday, 30 May 2025 at 09:52 AM 513n2j

brain54:

If business was that great she won’t abandon it. Even if she wanted a home.


She will go about her “normal “ business (especially this festive season sales/market) while subtly scheming her way into OP’s home!

Lol ... I think Market is Robust ni especially this is Xmas !

EvilRampage:

the thing just weak me

Still living a reckless lifestyle.

Give your life to Christ before it's late.

Don't say you didn't know or you weren't told.

DollarSigns:


Omo even if na hookup, she’s human
When you been carry am e no enter FP
Real nigga$ don’t kiss n tell no matter what
Your calling 5 of ya niggaas shows your level of empathy and congratulations you’ve got what it takes to be a renowned rap!st and seria! Kil!er;
Meanwhile the mod that pushed this to FP I really wonder what you seek to promote in this story

simp

BigCowHornn:





So na you dey do that Biz?

both you And the guy dey mad. U and him scam my guy and una come get wahala for sharing na why u dey attack am. I will hunt you down Bastard

LastProphet:


Be human it doesn't cost anything, you never know her story and don't conclude is her fault. Whatever doesn't cost you much always give it out. You can be dead today and all those things you call yours will be used by entire strangers who will never even hear your name. Think big my bro, think wider than others

get out. Its simps like you that promote prostitution

RichAbujaGuy:
"Free bj and banging"

Unless her bed skills and kpekus are trash you have a great weekend gift. Bang on and enjoy those BJs lucky guy. Empty your reservoir and be happy.

Edit: I didn't read the part where you invited your team over to take part in the festivities and she decided to leave.
Imagine some females (cum-dumpsters) enjoy servicing a gang hornie males with no shame whatsoever.

have you participated in an orgy b4?

egunna:
nah,how much u wan do?personally i no fit knack today,tomorrow,next tomorrow haba,I no get work ne?she ll end up benefiting more sef.who to knacking help sef?

raw or condom?

DonroxyII:
Nah, She just want a Home ... if the dude was Game ... she might not hookup again except on a Coded Level !

i'm looking for a fùckmate. Do you know any gal?

Nilon:
get out. Its simps like you that promote prostitution

Hahahaha, and you that paid your hard earned money for willy willy is not a disgrace of a male prostitute? SMH

EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

Can you link me up with her

Nilon:
raw or condom?

any which way,e go tire me.

Starz825:


very unprofessional with her JD

handshake don dey elbow

God abeg oo

Sirchiboy:
.
Uncle why did you divorce your wife?

Long story. What I'll advise you is never be in a hurry to marry. Most ladies out there are just looking for retirement plan

olaeffect:


They don't prefer men your age Bro.
They prefer what men of your age possess.
I am almost 50yrs and I can't count how many girls below 30yrs that have been bold enough to approach me this year alone for me to be their guidian (with benefits).
The matter just dey amuse me.
Things are really getting crazy out there in the name of living life

You will just hear girls calling some of my friends uncle this, uncle that up and down, but they are all unrelated uncles with benefits.

Hahahaha very true brother

Guy you are mean to a very large extent.
Though sometimes babes don't need to be pampered. If that creature had dealt with you, you wouldn't have any interest or regard for them other than to fvck their cheap a**

FuckSilly:

Because you girls control sex and give CONSENT for it.
Sex is easy and cheap for you. You can get is easy.
Common sense should tell you that the world doesn't think highly of anyone who does things that are easy and simple.
A guy with high bodycount can still be a high value man, because he got CONSENT FROM A LOT OF GIRLS.
WHEREAS,
A GIRL WITH A HIGH BODYCOUNT IS:
A WHÓRE
A SLÚT
A LOOSE PIECE OF SHÎT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
ANY GIRL WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT IS A WHÓRE.

WHÓRES DON'T DESERVE LOVE
WHORÊS DON'T DESERVE COMMITMENT.

Is that what you tell yourself so you can sleep at night? A high value man can have a high body count? Lol . If only you know how you sound. Keep consoling yourself until you cross paths with HIV or a destiny killer because you have no control over what is between your legs.

Nilon:
raychee, have you been felt the urge to hookup?

God forbid!!!

Madups:
Dont mind him. His type will always be the first to bash hookup girls.

Meanwhile they're the same !!!
Only a dog will have sex with a bitch!!!

AfahaAbia:


Long story. What I'll advise you is never be in a hurry to marry. Most ladies out there are just looking for retirement plan

Really want to learn from you sir.
What about your kids?

Sirchiboy:



Really want to learn from you sir.
What about your kids?

They are fine. The older is 14 while the younger one is 10. I'm done with having kids and Im contented. At the moment they are on holidays with my their grand mum(my mother).

Raychee:


Meanwhile they're the same !!!
Only a dog will have sex with a bitch!!!

Or may be he's trying to tell us that he's a big boy.. He crib is well furnished and all.

VawulenceProMax:
both you And the guy dey mad. U and him scam my guy and una come get wahala for sharing na why u dey attack am. I will hunt you down Bastard

Lol na everybody dey scan you and your people. If no be your guy today na your son tomorrow.

Funny dude.




Morey Christmas!

Wait. Did you just ask that question? What is wrong in allowing a hookup girl overstay her welcome?

By Monday morning, "experience is the best teacher" will be the phrase you hate the most.

BluntTheApostle:


Anyhow girl?


And yet you spent some quality time with her. What is wrong with hosting her on Christmas day?

Madups:
Or may be he's trying to tell us that he's a big boy.. He crib is well furnished and all.

If not that the morals in the society has degraded, why should engaging in hookup be a bragging topic and even pushed to FP? What's in his crib that other people do not have more?

plantainbender:
Wait. Did you just ask that question? What is wrong in allowing a hookup girl overstay her welcome?

By Monday morning, "experience is the best teacher" will be the phrase you hate the most.

If you don't have a problem having sex with a random woman, why should anything else about her bother you? I mean, you know absolutely nothing about the woman, yet you brought her home and had sex with her. And yet, the only thing that bothers you is her being hesitant to leave.


It is like a man who gives a girl blow-job, and then wears a condom to penetrate her. If you have already used your mouth and exposed yourself to all kinds of venereal diseases, why bother about wearing a condom thereafter?

Born throwaways

Jeon:
fantastic.
Clap for yourself.

I am jealous of you, why should I when DaddyCK,my gay partner is here.

StrongAlphMale:


Aren't you ashamed to be doing hookups and runz? To the extent of forcefully wants to sleep in a mams house? What kind of entitlement mentality is this?

Why can't you advice your gender to get a job and work and be useful to their parents and family? Why depending on men for survival? Stop this parasitic nature. Stop leeching around

Senseless talk...so the man did hook down...why can't you tell your gender to be useful to their parents and family and stop doing hook up and stop using their little money looking for random sex. If your gender don't do hook up ..they would be busy looking for who to rape.... Sex Addicted gender..

Raychee:


If not that the morals in the society has degraded, why should engaging in hookup be a bragging topic and even pushed to FP? What's in his crib that other people do not have more?

Nairaland is now something else.. The kind of topic that gets to fp. It is well.

Raychee:

God forbid!!!

whats god forbid. Your mates are doing it

Raychee:


Is that what you tell yourself so you can sleep at night? A high value man can have a high body count? Lol . If only you know how you sound. Keep consoling yourself until you cross paths with HIV or a destiny killer because you have no control over what is between your legs.

It's either truth hurts you or you're just dumb.
Even historically, the most supreme kings had numerous women.
Solomon
David
Ghenghis Khan etc.

Tell me notable and respect WHORÉ woman.

Stop being delusional and accept the fact

siofra:


Sorry but I'm a pampered sugar baby, I'm not on the streets

You wish...

EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

Anytime you see me, just ask me for your crate of beer and a bucket of asun.

The Yoruba Demons Association (YODA) is very proud of you.