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JohnOkolo: 5:24pm On Dec 24, 2022
EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

You no get joy oooo
VawulenceProMax: 5:24pm On Dec 24, 2022
BigCowHornn:


Please whoever feels the need to do business with this 2 day old moniker try and use a trusted escrow like Coebar or Wee90. Do not do business directly with hi by sending money first.

It's Christmas, guys are hungry. Be safe than sorry


CC: Dominique Tabaz Myd44 NLfmode
my bastard idiota, how u dey. Na Satan dey vomit
stormborn28(m): 5:27pm On Dec 24, 2022
Jeon:


He even deep his penis inside the anyhow girl's vagina..

grin LATER HE WILL CLAIMED TO WISE LIKE SOLOMON THE FOOLISH MAN IN GOD'S SIGHTS.



I only pity ladies that run after men [especially if the man is moneyable ] that refused to respects their flesh.

Vagina Man marry Vagina Woman !! Stand up on ur feet and don't let all those broloshos wife ur fellow virgin after messing with oloshows/ Virgin Women don't loss ur guards by marrying a public penis... Demand for ur virgin husband.!angry



angry Hope DaddyCK, is keeping those thick thighs /butt/penis for me. wink

I knew you are a lesbian. But sometimes you need big diick to work on the walls of your vagina. The ultimate
sharpwriter(m): 5:29pm On Dec 24, 2022
superCleanworks:


grin yesso when you see men that prefer to bang a babe in the nearest corner or back of the car and let her go immediately, e get reason.

Everything about letting a babe stay in your abode for even 1hour is dangerous.
Hmmmm... I salute you elders o
Jeremy123(m): 5:31pm On Dec 24, 2022
EvilRampage:

slim and will booty.... If you dey lag, afi link


Omo I go like link up too
How much was she?
Raychee(f): 5:32pm On Dec 24, 2022
It's funny how the hookup is transactional but only the lady is getting the bashing. I pity the unfortunate woman who ends up with the OP and his likes. STI overflow. Dirty chea men!!

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Jeon(f): 5:35pm On Dec 24, 2022
stormborn28:


I knew you are a lesbian. But sometimes you need big diick to work on the walls of your vagina. The ultimate

The reason why GOD LORD BLESSED THE BLACK MEN WITH BIG PENIS...... HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO BE USELESS/ OCCUPYING SPACE FOR NOTHING ON EARTH SINCE YOU PEOPLE CAN'T ADD IN ANY ADVANCE APART FROM SEX AND REPRODUCTION ADVANCE.




So confusing, but the biggest penis holder in the Guinness World Record is a White Man ...And I don't see him /clans hyping that achievement rather they kept wagging their butts for knowledge, inventions, discovery/developments

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DollarSigns(m): 5:39pm On Dec 24, 2022
EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

Omo even if na hookup, she’s human
When you been carry am e no enter FP
Real nigga$ don’t kiss n tell no matter what
Your calling 5 of ya niggaas shows your level of empathy and congratulations you’ve got what it takes to be a renowned rap!st and seria! Kil!er;
Meanwhile the mod that pushed this to FP I really wonder what you seek to promote in this story

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TescoD99: 5:42pm On Dec 24, 2022
Na man you be jare. Na better bullet you dodge so o; aunty don see better nest, she wan perch.
EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

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FuckSilly: 5:57pm On Dec 24, 2022
siofra:
All these small boys come to nairaland to feel themselves. In reality, they feel like shit and are shit especially after fornicating with some random broad.
See muh muuu
U wey still dey street grin

What's your bodycount now?

HOW MANY BODYCOUNT WILL YOU HAVE BEFORE YOU HAVE SENSE?

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FuckSilly: 6:04pm On Dec 24, 2022
Raychee:
It's funny how the hookup is transactional but only the lady is getting the bashing. I pity the unfortunate woman who ends up with the OP and his likes. STI overflow. Dirty chea men!!
Because you girls control sex and give CONSENT for it.
Sex is easy and cheap for you. You can get it easily.
Common sense should tell you that the world doesn't think highly of anyone who does things that are easy and simple.
A guy with high bodycount can still be a high value man, because he got CONSENT FROM A LOT OF GIRLS.
WHEREAS,
A GIRL WITH A HIGH BODYCOUNT IS:
A WHÓRE
A SLÚT
A LOOSE PIECE OF SHÎT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
ANY GIRL WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT IS A WHÓRE.

WHÓRES DON'T DESERVE LOVE
WHORÊS DON'T DESERVE COMMITMENT.

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Kingzeez10: 6:13pm On Dec 24, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Lolzzzzz hahaaaa see this Mugu, like what makes u think Evey lady here is as old as your wretched hagard mom at home, like what makes u think so? Lol u giggled me honestly.
Lol. When you're pained, you mentioned people's mom. Why can't you just face him and leave his mom out of this?
BigCowHornn: 6:16pm On Dec 24, 2022
VawulenceProMax:
my bastard idiota, how u dey. Na Satan dey vomit

grin


So na you dey do that Biz?

Berankis: 6:16pm On Dec 24, 2022
EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.
Na him be say you don marry na grin cheesy tongue
I love this. She is still human too even though she is into that biz.

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LastProphet: 6:16pm On Dec 24, 2022
EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

Be human it doesn't cost anything, you never know her story and don't conclude is her fault. Whatever doesn't cost you much always give it out. You can be dead today and all those things you call yours will be used by entire strangers who will never even hear your name. Think big my bro, think wider than others

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RichAbujaGuy: 6:19pm On Dec 24, 2022
"Free bj and banging" shocked smiley

Unless her bed skills and kpekus are trash you have a great weekend gift. wink Bang on and enjoy those BJs lucky guy. Empty your reservoir and be happy. grin

Edit: I didn't read the part where you invited your team over to take part in the festivities and she decided to leave.
Imagine some females (cum-dumpsters) enjoy servicing a gang hornie males with no shame whatsoever.
Hassanmaye(m): 6:20pm On Dec 24, 2022
EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.
Why can't you keep her And get enough cookie?
Gerrard59(m): 6:22pm On Dec 24, 2022
EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

Gerrard59(m): 6:32pm On Dec 24, 2022
cliqtips:

At the bolded, you mean the lady opened her mouth to tell you that she won't bill you ? grin grin grin grin

This people see this hookup thing as a business venture oooo.

Some years later, you go dey hear "my past is my past"

It is actually a business na. They exchange sexual services for money. The demand is there, so the supply has to be monetised.
Hassanmaye(m): 6:35pm On Dec 24, 2022
Okoroawusa:
Hahahaha!... Your story reminds me of my 2010 Xmas.... this life sef
Bad guy tell us
Nolevel666: 6:43pm On Dec 24, 2022
FuckSilly:

Because you girls control sex and give CONSENT for it.
Sex is easy and cheap for you. You can get is easy.
Common sense should tell you that the world doesn't think highly of anyone who does things that are easy and simple.
A guy with high bodycount can still be a high value man, because he got CONSENT FROM A LOT OF GIRLS.
WHEREAS,
A GIRL WITH A HIGH BODYCOUNT IS:
A WHÓRE
A SLÚT
A LOOSE PIECE OF SHÎT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
ANY GIRL WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT IS A WHÓRE.

WHÓRES DON'T DESERVE LOVE
WHORÊS DON'T DESERVE COMMITMENT.

Tomorrow this one go still go church go day make noise.

Mr righteous
DonroxyII: 6:48pm On Dec 24, 2022
AfahaAbia:


I don't doubt your story tho. Since this month of December I have met over 12 girls. All of them visited my house and refused leaving. I'm 41 and divorced. This ladies are all between 22-26 years of age. It's really sad that little girls that should be attracted to men there age prefer men my age
There age can't cater for them!
egunna(m): 6:48pm On Dec 24, 2022
Doctortyre:
With free p*ssy abi? Ole
nah,how much u wan do?personally i no fit knack today,tomorrow,next tomorrow haba,I no get work ne?she ll end up benefiting more sef.who to knacking help sef?

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Madups(m): 6:49pm On Dec 24, 2022
EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.
E don happen! So u do dat gal without cd.
DonroxyII: 6:49pm On Dec 24, 2022
brain54:
Business must be really slow for her…



Nah, She just want a Home ... if the dude was Game ... she might not hookup again except on a Coded Level !
siofra(f): 6:52pm On Dec 24, 2022
FuckSilly:

See muh muuu
U wey still dey street grin

What's your bodycount now?

HOW MANY BODYCOUNT WILL YOU HAVE BEFORE YOU HAVE SENSE?

Sorry but I'm a pampered sugar baby, I'm not on the streets tongue

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Nilon: 6:52pm On Dec 24, 2022
judedwriter:

Sex is very pleasurable.....
But man, the consequences outside marriage are mind blowing!!
use condom
TOPCRUISE(m): 6:53pm On Dec 24, 2022
EvilRampage:

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.
This is so savage. grin
Nilon: 6:55pm On Dec 24, 2022
Jeremy123:


Omo I go like link up too How much was she?
man must fùck
Madups(m): 6:57pm On Dec 24, 2022
Raychee:
It's funny how the hookup is transactional but only the lady is getting the bashing. I pity the unfortunate woman who ends up with the OP and his likes. STI overflow. Dirty chea men!!
Dont mind him. His type will always be the first to bash hookup girls.

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Nilon: 6:57pm On Dec 24, 2022
Raychee:
It's funny how the hookup is transactional but only the lady is getting the bashing. I pity the unfortunate woman who ends up with the OP and his likes. STI overflow. Dirty chea men!!
raychee, have you been felt the urge to hookup?
brain54(m): 6:57pm On Dec 24, 2022
DonroxyII:
Nah, She just want a Home ... if the dude was Game ... she might not hookup again except on a Coded Level !
If business was that great she won’t abandon it. Even if she wanted a home.


She will go about her “normal “ business (especially this festive season sales/market) while subtly scheming her way into OP’s heart/ home!

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