NewStats: 3,259,379 , 8,169,954 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 07:55 PM 944s

AchalugoNwa:
after having sex with me

well I have a boyfriend now
his name is Monogamy

since u didnt want to have a relationship with u, ge used u waka

udede:
I'm meeting one today by 3pm. I hope i like her.
Today na today.

There's protest, be careful. P.s, if she's not what you expected, please discharge her nicely.

Frales6:
mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex

u tell am b4 hand say u no go nack?

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Lets meet, probably you have been meeting the wrong ones or it might be you.

Funny � comments eiwhere

rainmoredays:
lol, I dey suspect say you be Ijoko boy ~

Noh really. Sango boy. Buh na lag i dey now o sis

SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

Funny you

stupidmod3:
u tell am b4 hand say u no go nack?

Exactly, cos guy mindset be say he go swim in ocean as agreed b4 d meeting.

stupidmod3:
u tell am b4 hand say u no go nack?

nna eh that kind thing dem no dey tell person na

walyx:


Exactly, cos guy mindset be say he go swim in ocean as agreed b4 d meeting.

As the ocean dey dry kwanu

Frales6:

I no gree na, I tell am say if he try am he no go see me again. Guy man rub me preek for yansh tire (one kind short preek wey no reach anything sef). I pity am sha but omo if I no get feelings for you, no nacking oooo. morning no even reach I don stand up begin prepare to go. he dey vex say him no nack and at the same time dey beg me make I no vex say na konji.

Eyah.

So where is uncle now?

Are you ugly or what? It seems you are trying to make yourself feel better.

Ishilove:
So many immature, shallow people. This is why when they come online to cry about heartbreak I don't have any sympathy for them because you put looks over character. The two of you chat and discover you have chemistry. You are comfortable with this person, you flow with this person, you both share the same interests and worldview, but because you are shallow and you can't see past the physical appearance which will fade in time, you cut off someone that can make you happy in the long run.

Foolishness on all fours

Ishilove:

It is better not to run than to invite someone and then switch off on the person like these ones displaying their foolishness here. It is so wrong

You are Right!!
But Pocohantas is also Right!!

It is Very wrong n kinda Heartless from a Person dat does this..

But a lesson to learn here is
Don't create a 'Social media image' of urself different from real life..

As a result of Make ups n Filters, Quite Alot of Ladies re all posh n Pretty like Genevieve or Agbani Darego but completely Plain looking n even Ugly normally!..

This is false impression..

Dats how in a Marriage ceremony I attended, one woman said 'Na d Girl be this?? She be fine for d Pre-wedding photos oo..'..

So Dats d problem..

Ishilove:
Eyah.
So where is uncle now?

He dey. I blocked him on social media oooo. no time abeg

SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

Aleye "japa" )

Abiababe:


Come let's meet

hmm Visa hangout.

Abiababe:


Lets meet, probably you have been meeting the wrong ones or it might be you.

Mosdii said ALL!!
Why can't you understand??

Try MannaVultureGriller instead!!
He is a good Suyaman n also is a Buhari Boy!! Him get money ooo..

SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

Vinnie2000:


You are Right!!
But Pocohantas is also Right!!

It is Very wrong n kinda Heartless from a Person dat does this..

But a lesson to learn here is
Don't create a 'Social media image' of urself different from real life..

As a result of Make ups n Filters, Quite Alot of Ladies re all posh n Pretty like Genevieve or Agbani Darego but completely Plain looking n even Ugly normally!..

This is false impression..

Dats how in a Marriage ceremony I attended, one woman said 'Na d Girl be this?? She be fine for d Pre-wedding photos oo..'..

So Dats d problem..

Lmao! Na wa o

You have a point though, which is why I'm an advocate of all natural.

Frales6:

He dey. I blocked him on social media oooo. no time abeg

Zero chills

danietohbadt:



Lol, nope... the pictures are recent ones, although she hasn't really changed (added weight) in the time period... 2013 till now

Since 2013, she still doing runs

My second year in school, I arrived at the ission unit to see a newly itted student I have been chatting for over a year, with my good dressing and scent, I went there still worried abt making a good first impression. I called her number, told her to come to a quiet area cos fresher's were swarming all over the place. As she approached, I faintly recognized her face. She was looking very little, wearing a colorful Nigerian Gucci gown, flat chest, flat ass and muscular biceps. I cried inside and forgot all I had to say..the smile was forced..I even turned down her request to escort me. The girl usually gets 800 fb likes with her pretty selfies!!!

Yes na, me don japa wela

Times without number...wow, I can hardly forget these silly past. May God forgive me!! I had numerous experiences of it. Would just pickup one of it and share. Yeah, 2009 to be précised, there is this means of communication through small phones called AFRICHAT. with this, no means of facial identification. Its just mainly sending text msgs and thereafter, exchange numbers. That's all! Once u are able to have d phone number, boom!! You begin phone conversation, often times, "extra cool ".....we talked at length describing how your look is, whether, tall or short, fair, chocolate or dark, your location and all that.
Cut story short, I came across this particular girl thru this africhat and based on how she described herself, she should look like Genevieve, Martha Ankomah, or worse ....Simi! I told her my look too and we both fell for each other and was expecting to meet. The day came...I told her I will wait her at a popular filling station at my bustop. Cos we were supposed to go home from there..She was coming from igando, down to Alakuko, that's alagbado area of Lagos. I had this habit of when trying to meet a babe for the first time, my phone will always be only on vibration and I won't be standing at the spot I told her I am. And this is because av encountered similar fuckups b4, and won't want a repeat. While waiting, she called she was on bike riding her down to the filling station, so I positioned myself well, after some few minutes, hmmm....I was surprised at what I saw coming down from bike. I doubted if she was the one, so to confirmed, I crossed to the other side of the road and brought out my already vibrating phone. I could see she was actually the one calling. Jeez, I held my phone and was looking and viewing this girl. She was just a direct opposite of how she described her look. I waited for like 15mins, contemplating on what to do....chai...noo! My frds are home waiting to meet the cute babe have already made mouth on. I thought of meeting her at the filling station to just handover to her the cash I intend spending on her visit as t.fare for her but what excuse would I give for not taking her home. Hsteeew, I felt for her but I can't just take her home and no means of giving her t.fare without linking myself with her. I was forcer to switched off my phone when i could not bear the continuous ringing and I walked off without knowing how she was able to sort herself.

Frales6:
mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex

You for sorry for am naa , give am one

pyyxxaro:



You for sorry for am naa , give am one

hmmmmm....that kind thing

Emmydarsy:
Times without number...wow, I can hardly forget these silly past. May God forgive me!! I had numerous experiences of it. Would just pickup one of it and share. Yeah, 2009 to be précised, there is this means of communication through small phones called AFRICHAT. with this, no means of facial identification. Its just mainly sending text msgs and thereafter, exchange numbers. That's all! Once u are able to have d phone number, boom!! You begin phone conversation, often times, "extra cool ".....we talked at length describing how your look is, whether, tall or short, fair, chocolate or dark, your location and all that.
Cut story short, I came across this particular girl thru this africhat and based on how she described herself, she should look like Genevieve, Martha Ankomah, or worse ....Simi! I told her my look too and we both fell for each other and was expecting to meet. The day came...I told her I will wait her at a popular filling station at my bustop. Cos we were supposed to go home from there..She was coming from igando, down to Alakuko, that's alagbado area of Lagos. I had this habit of when trying to meet a babe for the first time, my phone will always be only on vibration and I won't be standing at the spot I told her I am. And this is because av encountered similar fuckups b4, and won't want a repeat. While waiting, she called she was on bike riding her down to the filling station, so I positioned myself well, after some few minutes, hmmm....I was surprised at what I saw coming down from bike. I doubted if she was the one, so to confirmed, I crossed to the other side of the road and brought out my already vibrating phone. I could see she was actually the one calling. Jeez, I held my phone and was looking and viewing this girl. She was just a direct opposite of how she described her look. I waited for like 15mins, contemplating on what to do....chai...noo! My frds are home waiting to meet the cute babe have already made mouth on. I thought of meeting her at the filling station to just handover to her the cash I intend spending on her visit as t.fare for her but what excuse would I give for not taking her home. Hsteeew, I felt for her but I can't just take her home and no means of giving her t.fare without linking myself with her. I was forcer to switched off my phone when i could not bear the continuous ringing and I walked off without knowing how she was able to sort herself.

That's cruel tho!

Frales6:

nna eh that kind thing dem no dey tell person na

best u say b4 hand ohh cause d fact she said she can as sleeping over nah invitation to more than just visit for some guys

SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

Which kind womanbeing be this na?
U wan kii me with laff this morning

danietohbadt:
Loool.

I met so many amazing girls on 2go.
Never really had to japa when I met any of them.

Here's just one of the several girls I met back then, but for privacy reasons, I no go show her face.

Wetin be this

Ishilove:
So many immature, shallow people. This is why when they come online to cry about heartbreak I don't have any sympathy for them because you put looks over character. The two of you chat and discover you have chemistry. You are comfortable with this person, you flow with this person, you both share the same interests and worldview, but because you are shallow and you can't see past the physical appearance which will fade in time, you cut off someone that can make you happy in the long run.

Foolishness on all fours

Mr righteous why can't a woman be sincere on how she truely looks by posting her real pictures? Do you wat is called deception at all? A deceptive person is d same as a dishonest individual take it or leave it.