NewStats: 3,260,969 , 8,172,923 topics. Date: Wednesday, 28 May 2025 at 04:08 AM 1gfw

Good for you and your new boyfriend

AchalugoNwa:
after having sex with me

well I have a boyfriend now
his name is Monogamy

All these people japaing are they exactly the six packed ripped abs hulk of men ? Sometimes we gotta do better than looking out for a fine face ass and breasts but then what do I know sef

so I was in Nigeria a few months ago, met her on social media, we share the same birthday sef finally decided to meet up. lol, I was not impressed with what I saw at all, Koni da fun filter. when I was thinking I have finally found a wife o. I later realized maybe my wife no dey Naija

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Mosdii baba!!! long tym, where u dey since?

Yes met two extreme. First one, she called by accident but we started talking since she was the caller most of the time. I was in abuja for a training so she came over from zaria to see me though she stays in Maitama abuja obviously from a rich family. I was on the 5th floor of the building when she arrived, my mind told me to go and meet her downstairs instead of telling her to take the elevator up to fifth floor then ask for me. Getting to the ground floor I called her number and what I saw was a very tall skinny dark complexioned lady with a long neck, she had to almost bend to enter the automatic glass entrance door. I was slightly below her breast area in height. I quickly changed venue to any popular eatery she knows.. She insisted on paying the bills but I left after like 30mins I think she was suffering from "Acromagaly" excessive height. She kept calling but I lost all interest. I noticed that her pictures on facebook Dont have reference point like door or gate or car so you can't judge her height. Second was I think Facebook or 2go, she was in the same town I was at the time so I went to her house called her on phone stood in front of the small gate after like 5mins the gate opened and I did not see anybody. Looked down and low and behold a complete female human being fully equipped with breast and ass but very short limbs. I spent the longest 45mins of my life in her house she was shorter than the 4year old I met in the house. After that experience, I gave up on all forms of dating via social media. Funny enough after like 7years or so I still met my wife on Facebook but after looking at her pix I still insisted on travelling all the way from bauchi to akure to meet her in person before saying anything serious.

mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex

xrisla:
so I was in Nigeria a few months ago, met her on social media, we share the same birthday sef finally decided to meet up. lol, I was not impressed with what I saw at all, Koni da fun filter. when I was thinking I have finally found a wife o. I later realized maybe my wife no dey Naija

Come let's meet

pocohantas:


To an “extent”, na that extent be the wahala. Physical appearance is very important to me, so I can’t even fault anyone for that. I won’t run, but I sure won’t push that friendship or whatever.

It is better not to run than to invite someone and then switch off on the person like these ones displaying their foolishness here. It is so wrong

ThatFairGuy:
Good for you and your new boyfriend

Monogamy loves me and I love him too

you are just jealous

Lol , normal matters .
Girls day always day one or two spectrum lower than pictures they post online.
E be like to buy something for aliexpress .

If na size 4 way day your mind , buy size 6 or 8.
Because the quality go always day lower physically.

I didn't run away that day i met her at mall in Maryland but i was disappointed cus the person was very pretty on her pictures but real life different person i have to manage to spend time with her then discharge her immediately and gave her transportation fare back to her house and since then the communication reduce and am sure she noticed i was not interested in her anymore so she behave her self. But i do chat her once a while and say hi to her.

Frales6:
mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex

Hehehe

Gh

walyx:
Yea... I got d nd we fixed a date at chicken lovers in sango. But told her to call me when she gets to sango ota under bridge. She called as expected o but wetin my eye see na rara o( dwarf). D funniest part b say i was behind her when she was calling after describing the cloth she wore, i knew it was her. Mehn! I loss interest. Just switched my phone off and took ijoko road home. We no talk since then.

lol, I dey suspect say you be Ijoko boy ~

Ishilove:
Hehehe

as in ehh

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Mosdiiiiiiii

Frales6:

as in ehh

So how did you escape the nacking?

Frales6:
mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex

Hahaha. Most people I have met online have been overly impressed meeting me in person. That's cos I am not photogenic. I am cuter in person than pic.

This your story got me choking though. I will invite you to Cameroon if its okay by you. Dont take money for flight jappa oh. Hahaha

Hi

Omo naso I dey chat one babe for Facebook two weeks ago she was really into me and I later realized we even live very close, she has been telling me how she would love us to Fuk each other, omo naso body and Prick Just dey sweet me, I rush go shave arrange myself well, I come tell am say I go like come her side because she told me she was lonely and Hot that evening, Naso I Rush go buy Condom, trek reach the babe house come dey gate call am say I dey her gate, omo this babe waste time before she came out, low and behold see rara oh, she short ehhh come dey waka like say her head dey heavy am, chai E do me like say make ground swallow me, I Just manage stage am there talk small with am come tell am say I wan go see my guy wey dey stay around, omo I discharge run, wetin pain me na expensive condom wey I buy come shave on top.

skj1377:
Yes met two extreme. First one, she called by accident but we started talking since she was the caller most of the time. I was in abuja for a training so she came over from zaria to see me though she stays in Maitama abuja obviously from a rich family. I was on the 5th floor of the building when she arrived, my mind told me to go and meet her downstairs instead of telling her to take the elevator up to fifth floor then ask for me. Getting to the ground floor I called her number and what I saw was a very tall skinny dark complexioned lady with a long neck, she had to almost bend to enter the automatic glass entrance door. I was slightly below her breast area in height. I quickly changed venue to any popular eatery she knows.. She insisted on paying the bills but I left after like 30mins I think she was suffering from "Acromagaly" excessive height. She kept calling but I lost all interest. I noticed that her pictures on facebook Dont have reference point like door or gate or car so you can't judge her height. Second was I think Facebook or 2go, she was in the same town I was at the time so I went to her house called her on phone stood in front of the small gate after like 5mins the gate opened and I did not see anybody. Looked down and low and behold a complete female human being fully equipped with breast and ass but very short limbs. I spent the longest 45mins of my life in her house she was shorter than the 4year old I met in the house. After that experience, I gave up on all forms of dating via social media. Funny enough after like 7years or so I still met my wife on Facebook but after looking at her pix I still insisted on travelling all the way from bauchi to akure to meet her in person before saying anything serious.

Guillivers Travel things...hahaha

Ishilove:

So how did you escape the nacking?

I no gree na, I tell am say if he try am he no go see me again. Guy man rub me preek for yansh tire (one kind short preek wey no reach anything sef). I pity am sha but omo if I no get feelings for you, no nacking oooo. morning no even reach I don stand up begin prepare to go. he dey vex say him no nack and at the same time dey beg me make I no vex say na konji.

Frales6:
mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex

Sometimes it's like that. Sorry

Frales6:
mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex

may God forgive all of you,so you pretty face!are you married now? Funny world the guy might even marry with kids now,though physical appearance matters but not to the extent of rubbing it to him face,beauty is what we don't really have power over.

Abiababe:


Come let's meet

I have left Nigeria (if you are in Nigeria) and I don't plan to visit anytime soon because of the insecurity in the country.

pyyxxaro:
My own naa for Eskimi wayback


As the gal show , She de limp badly

My guys were around waiting to see her , if u see laff when there laff me

I still went to meet her , gisted with her before discharging her

Normal me before, I go run .. but I felt no need , nor be her fault say she de limp





It was really funny

U be man

Olajydeey:
I dont "japa".
I'll keep up with the date,Talk and gist if reciprocated.
Then after we wave each other goodbye,and i ask her if she's gotten home.
I'll then delete number

Nice but cold.

Divoc19:
Some people are photogenic.
Well, I am not.

like buhari until we finally met him

Volkswagen90:
may God forgive all of you,so you pretty face!are you married now? Funny world the guy might even marry with kids now,though physical appearance matters but not to the extent of rubbing it to him face,beauty is what we don't really have power over.

no be his fault say he no fine na but me I can't inherit his problem oooo... everybody get his own problem abeg. he fit don marry...I no know ooo

Valkan:
Mine was in 2009 we scheduled a meet but had to reschedule since she wasn't living close though,on that day I was excited cos we already had more than chemistry online,well after the date I was disappointed not that she was ugly but jeez aunty was always on the phone during the date at a point I wanted to throw away her phone but I decided not to instead me as sharp guy just brought out my own
since I no get anybody to call I just enter Facebook na so we just sit there till I decided we have fooled ourselves enough paid the bills and left reached home deleted her number and blocked her and didn't even call to know if she has reached home and up till now she never call not that I was expecting her to

I think she did not like you ! She might have lost interest as soon as she saw you. I don't think she would have bothered to call you again even if you did not block her line. That she concentrated on her phone was a strategy to sink the 'ship and it worked !

AdolfHitlerxXx:


Her name was Ngozi....

I ran when I saw this....

Fooool!!

Everyone is enjoying this thread until a tribalism bigot like you came along with your tribalistic stupidity to spoil the fun!!

Check all the prior comments; no one has mentioned any body's name! That doesn't mean someone from your tribe is not among the dwarfs and ugly they narrated!

It just shows you are a kid without sense!!

Abba114:
just three weeks ago. a girl called me early in the morning i picked the call she start stammering saying its a wrong number. i said no prblm what is ur name nd where u calling from she told me. my mind told me maybe its ur lucky day, i gather courage and said to her f u wont bother i will like u to visit me since u live close to where i live, she said no problem she will come i told her where she should stay when she arrived. 20mins later she called me nd said she is there waiting for me to come and pay the keke driver as she doesnt have any money. i went there but i stay far from where she said she was i called her number nd said i am at the place where are u. to my suprise a fat short creature came out from the keke holding a phone to come if its her i said which colour of cloth are u wearing she said the one wth blue shirt. damn she is the fat creature that i saw. i quickly put my phone in silent mode and runaway, she kept calling my number i pick nd told he we cant meet my ogo just call me nd he is sending me to do an important work she begged me to just come and pay the keke driver i said i cant. to cut it short the keke driver send his number nd i sent 200 to him