All the tools and components he used are sold down here in Nigeria...... The only thing that you lack is the knowledge.... Stop venting your frustration on the country.
There are kids building electronics and invention things in Nigeria here....
But you are always quick to belittle your country... Yet you want the government to come to your father's house and pick you, then send you to China to learn these skills and then return to get empowered, right?
shut up,the chinese boy didn't invent but revolutionize new designs. No wonder if u see our jokers in Nigeria celebrating helicopter were no fit fly or car were no fit drive or someone using cartoon to make stadium,u go say make government help am. 😁😁 Stop voting bad leaders so that u go dey better than Ngene,bbqgrills
Cocolatti:
When HAMAS and Hezbollah were planning The October 7 attack, little did they know that they are digging their own grave. Today, Hezbollah has been rendered impotent and HAMAS being wipe out. Be careful what you wish for. If you are digging a hole for your enemy, don't make it too deep because you may end up falling into it yourself.
Hezbollah with their mouth just 2 months dey keep quiet
Kalatium:
💊 Department with the Highest Number of Sleep-Deprived Zombies – PHARMACY
Pharmacy students don’t sleep. If you mistakenly date a Pharmacy student, be ready for midnight calls—but not the romantic type. Instead, she’ll be crying about drug interactions and pharmacokinetics.
🦴 Department with the Highest Number of Proud Students – RADIOGRAPHY
Radiography students move around like they are the CEO of X-ray machines. They always say:
✔️ "Do you know I see what doctors cannot see?"
Bros, just snap your ribs and be going.
🧪 Department with the Highest Number of Local-Minded Boys – MEDICAL LAB SCIENCE (MLS)
These ones believe they are better than everyone in the medical field. They will tell you,
✔️ "Without us, doctors cannot diagnose anything!"
Okay, bros, take your test tube and shift.
📐 Department with the Highest Number of Invisible Students – QUANTITY SURVEY
Nobody really knows what Quantity Survey students do. They exist, but at the same time, they don’t. You’ll only see them when money is involved.
✝️ Department with the Highest Number of Pretenders – RELIGIOUS STUDIES
These ones pray in the morning and fornicate at night. The brothers will preach to you about "keeping yourself pure" while still texting hostel girls "WYD? 😏" at midnight.
🌿 Department with the Most "Confused Scientists" – BIOLOGY
Biology students be learning about plants, animals, cells, and evolution, but after graduation, they are the first to sell human hair and organic skincare products. Instead of working in a lab, they end up saying:
✔️ "This soap will clear your acne in 7 days!"
Bros, na lecturer teach you that one?
📏 Department with the Highest Number of People Who Regret Their Life Choices – MATHEMATICS
Mathematics students start off thinking they’ll be the next Einstein. Then reality hits when they enter 400 level and they’re solving equations that even AI cannot explain. Their favorite phrase is:
✔️ "I fit change course like this?"
Bros, it’s too late! Just solve your X and move on.
🗺️ Department with the Most Lost Students – GEOGRAPHY
Geography students will teach you longitude and latitude, but ask them for directions to a place, they’ll still use Google Maps. These ones know about the climate of Antarctica but can’t predict if it will rain in their own area.
🧪 Department with the Highest Number of Students That Look Like Mad Scientists – BIOCHEMISTRY
Biochemistry students always look stressed. Their entire life is just chemical formulas and lab coats stained with things nobody understands. They will tell you:
✔️ "I can work in pharmaceuticals, hospitals, and research."
But after graduation, they’re teaching in secondary schools.
🏡 Department with the Highest Number of Students Who Think They’re Landlords – ESTATE MANAGEMENT
These ones believe they will own all the houses in Lekki one day. They talk about "real estate" and "ive income," but if you check well, most of them are still squatting in hostel.
📐 Department with the Most Perfectionists – ARCHITECTURE
Architect students? Forget it! These ones don’t sleep! They’re always drawing one impossible house design that no one will ever build.
They will complain:
✔️ "I haven’t slept in 3 days because of this project."
Bros, nobody send you o!
Final Thoughts – No Vex, Just Facts!
If you laughed, you have sense of humor. If you’re offended, truth dey pain.
Which one do you agree or disagree with? Drop your thoughts! Tag your friends! Let’s laugh together!
Which department do you think is the worst? Let’s settle this once and for all!
Geology students
We are great,cool but results the make us regret the course at times
LordBiden:
This man keep falling the hands of we edo people.
What is there to condole about bloody kidnappers who where sent to meet their maker?
For goodness sake those guys where caught with large cache of arms and ammunition,bags of money and where even trying to conceal the content of the truck.
One of the vigilante guys was even attacked.
Mr governor come back home and strategize how best to secure edo communities that is being terrorized by northerners.
it's wrong to give jungle justice. why didn't the arrest them and take them to police or Military? Why kill them same thing happened ALUU 4 comes to mind after the killing,truth comes out and nobody claims the participated in it. Till u will see urself in such situation then u will understand better
leader with lies? He outfox foxes using the Balabulu method to deceive the northerners. What a dumb write up I thought it was all about his achievement
In a creative twist, a final year student decided to celebrate his sign-out party with a unique menu that has left many in stitches. Instead of the normal food that's served in parties l. He decided to prepare garri, mixed with azul (blue curaçao), barley drink and other condiments to mark the occasion.
Soaking of garri is common thing in most Nigerian homes. But these particular combination isn't normal. Azul, on the other hand, is an expensive alcoholic drink.
Yet ronu agbado charlatans are questioning why the igbos who are the major s of those ports troop to Lagos to start their businesses.
Of course the twats know that a major port in Akwa Ibom will spell doom for Lagos hence their attempt to kill the ibaka deep seaport in an area with more depth of the ocean (even without dredging) than that of Lagos.
A nation with all its major seaports in one region and more being planned. Meanwhile 60% of goods imported through Lagos head for the SS/SE a region with far higher quality coastline. Make it make sense.
Of course the grossly irresponsible, crooked SS/ SE governors cannot be absolved. What do they discuss when they meet in their respective forums??
Clueless, incompetent fellows.
Uzodinjo is always in Abuja seeing off and receiving the president at the airport. Soludo is busy taking subtle jabs at Obi. Nwifuru is another failure. Only Mbah and Otti are worth discussing but even they have not been impressive on matters of regional integration.
Why should I import my goods through lagos and spend millions hauling them to the East when it would have been cheaper shipping directly to the East?
It will definitely end one day.
see calabar port largely redundant and it's closer to Northern part of the country than from the west. They play stupid politics with useless governor's from the south keeping quiet
jUeLiZ:
I'm really crying right now .... what really happened along the line. . Where did we get it wrong... what did we do that spoiled everything....
bad policies we encourage importation rather than exportation using oil as the new gold and effectively killing the agriculture
Kizyte:
Apart from trade, the United States will likely invade Canada if it feels threatened because I know Canada will try to form a military alliance with China. The United States never takes its security lightly.
indemnityy:
I wish Natasha recall will materialised, it will give us a very clear torch light, especially my constituents the ample opportunity to recall that sidon de look morron in the National Assembly.
Watianoengineer:
It is highly disrespectful to abuse people in power. We need to show respect for constituted Authority. The lady should be expelled and sentenced to hard prison time to serve as a detterent for others
shut up what was the abuse 'Na your Mama oh' did you watch the video. Why don't you go shouting na your mama be dat na 30k rubbish
TimeManager:
Very good, every badly trained kids must be dealt with appropriately. Most of the present day kids that were raised on social media, they lack proper parental guidelines. That was one of them insulting and tearing up a lecturer's cloth because she was making a TikTok video in a lecture hallway. Thankfully, she was expelled. Anyone found culpable here too, will go back home to collect home training from their parents.
-Kiss the truth!
is Remi their mother? So shut up go and claim her as ur mum