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Nonso is very lucky to still be single at a time like this and if he plays his cards right, one of these desperate ladies hunting for men whose last names they'd latch unto will treasure him like raw crude oil.
There's no better paying, more tolerant, level-headed maga than a desperate evening newspaper.

I can not lie to you people, women are all over the place looking for men that can wife them or just give them that title Mrs. which is more prestigious to them than wining the Champions league.
It's so bad and there's absolutely shamelessness in how they go about it.

One honorable patiently waited for a married man to say he was fed up with his union and she quickly adopted his last name without her bride price even being paid for.
Her senior sister sued a married man to court compelling him to either her a "Mrs" or pay her through his nose.

Many of them use pregnancy to win a husband, but it is a known ploy and no more very successful, that's why there are more single mothers than widows around.

Ladies are very strategic but foolish men think they are the players.

Even celebrated feminists who are reputed as tough cookies for men have humbly used cooking and best behaviour to win themselves into the lives of men who have not only given them a new last name but also made them mothers.

So if Nonso is wise, now is the time to exploit the emotions of evening newspapers for self-aggrandisement.

Our forefathers are all crying non-stop in their graves because of what today's man has become just because of you.

How can a supposed dimkpa be this jittery just because his wife may find out that he has played okoso outside?
The rule book says that you should not cheat if you do not have the balls to cheat.

You shagged a lady with a condom, yet you still had to bother google because you fingered her as well. What will people like us who can't pour except we go raw then do, use ChatGPT?

Do not get me wrong, I will never try to endorse cheating because that will be overfloogging a dead horse. It is an accepted fact that 98% of all men with the means and the opportunity cheat.

So my anger with you here is not that you are remorseful about cheating, or paranoid about possibly being infected, but because you are terrified of your wife.

If you are this scared of your wife, she will be very justified if she leaves you; because remaining with a sissy is tantamount to same-sex marriage and women know this; that's why they'd always love bad boys unconditionally.

Your wife should be grateful to you for being considerate enough to treat your exposure first before whambamming her.

As a happily married, certified expert in cheating whose specialty is raw sex, I can authoritatively confirm to you that you have nothing to worry about.

To answer your final question, the only thing that can salvage this situation is professionally well-played mindgames.
Bring down hell and brimstone, question her trust for you and the future of your union since she now resorts to going through your pocket.

If you can not gaslight or turn the table on a woman, then you are not mature enough to be in a marriage.

A whitelady that married a blackman against the will of her people, gave him a stay in the country, spoils him silly with gifts and worships the ground he steps on will readily smash his phone out of sexual frustration.
Sex is not a want, it is a need.
That is why it is called S.EX, meaning So Esssential.

The Bible says in Songs of Solomon 8;4, "do not awaken love till it is it's time" because the Bible knows that once you have tasted sex or orgasm, it becomes a need for your body that must be sustained.

You cannot fool nature.
Pastors tell us to be celibate but the Lord in his infinite wisdom sends his angels to give us wetdreams so that we can ejaculate and maintain our sanity.
Yet the same pastor will tell us we have spirit wives and spirit husbands rather than tell us to respond better while making love in our dreams.

Biology may call this wetdreams, but reality proves it is simply water finding its level.

People do very irrational things just for sex and it is called sex-deprivation-induced-temporary-insanity.
A married man will lie that his wife is dead so he can furk a stranger, normal people will shag imbeciles and madwomen, even classy ladies will molest school children due to the chemical imbalance that exists when there has been insufficient or no sexual release.

That's why our eyes clear when we cum, but it does not actually clear, we regain our sanity.
Ammon didn't know it was incest till he ejaculated; suddenly he couldn't stand the same lady he was once obsessed about.

The court will acquit a man who shot his wife dead after walking in on her cheating, likewise it will acquit a woman who strangled her lover to death while straddling him in the course of lovemaking; because both could be attributed to temporary insanity in the throes of ion.

Just like I'd blame women who sex-starve their husbands and then they end up doing outrageous things like shagging a donkey or masturbating in public buses, I'd also blame this man for withholding his preek.

Sex is not overrated, it is actually underrated.

After oxygen and food, the next basic need of an adult is good sex.
Never underestimate the power of a good preek, 82% of all bitter women are preek deprived, while 70% of all core women-haters are involuntary celibates.

If you have a man, open your legs for him more than you open your Bible. Because the former will save that relationship while the later will also confirm to you that while respect is the block of a union, sex is it's mortar.

A whitelady that married a blackman against the will of her people, gave him a stay in the country, spoils him silly with gifts and worships the ground he steps on will readily smash his phone out of sexual frustration.
Sex is not a want, it is a need.
That is why it is called S.EX, meaning So Esssential.

The Bible says in Songs of Solomon 8;4, "do not awaken love till it is it's time" because the Bible knows that once you have tasted sex or orgasm, it becomes a need for your body that must be sustained.

You cannot fool nature.
Pastors tell us to be celibate but the Lord in his infinite wisdom sends his angels to give us wetdreams so that we can ejaculate and maintain our sanity.
Yet the same pastor will tell us we have spirit wives and spirit husbands rather than tell us to respond better while making love in our dreams.

Biology may call this wetdreams, but reality proves it is simply water finding its level.

People do very irrational things just for sex and it is called sex-deprivation-induced-temporary-insanity.
A married man will lie that his wife is dead so he can furk a stranger, normal people will shag imbeciles and madwomen, even classy ladies will molest school children due to the chemical imbalance that exists when there has been insufficient or no sexual release.

That's why our eyes clear when we cum, but it does not actually clear, we regain our sanity.
Absalom didn't know it was incest till he ejaculated; suddenly he couldn't stand the same lady he was once obsessed about.

The court will acquit a man who shot his wife dead after walking in on her cheating, likewise it will acquit a woman who strangled her lover to death while straddling him in the course of lovemaking; because both could be attributed to temporary insanity in the throes of ion.

Just like I'd blame women who sex-starve their husbands and then they end up doing outrageous things like shagging a donkey or masturbating in public buses, I'd also blame this man for withholding his preek.

Sex is not overrated, it is actually underrated.

After oxygen and food, the next basic need of an adult is good sex.
Never underestimate the power of a good preek, 82% of all bitter women are preek deprived, while 70% of all core women-haters are involuntary celibates.

If you have a man, open your legs for him more than you open your Bible. Because the former will save that relationship while the later will also confirm to you that while respect is the block of a union, sex is it's mortar.

We all know the group of Nigerians who would rather break a ladder after climbing up with it than see another Nigerian use the same ladder.

They go to Rome and try to teach the Pope how to break bread and serve communion.

They want to be seen by the Westerners as the defenders of civilization and the gatekeepers of immigration. No one should have a port because they've secured theirs.

Nigerians abroad are a thriving community that build eachother brick by brick, sadly these set of Nigerians would rather use their bricks to stone those beneath them, than use it to build them.

Through the testimony of one, dependants were curtailed from travelling overseas, through the complaint of another, period of stay to gain permanent residence is now to be doubled.

They sabotage colleagues at work, serve as spies and render unsolicited negative s about their own kith and kin to managers....for no reason.
It's in them.

Any and everyone who lives anywhere overseas, would confirm that it is only one set of Nigerians that behave this way.
The unaccomodating landowners.

We have all been misled for so long, but it is best we demystify this myth, not for ourselves but for posterity and people in your shoes; because you will soon be gaslighted by woke people who will call you inconsiderate, selfish, nagging and not ive enough.

First things first, she has to quit the job and be a housewife for a while if you are to salvage your relationship.

Sex is not a want, it is a need.
A human need, which comes with an urge....just the same way as hunger.

We all know that women view marriage as a trophy that gives them the privilege of the title 'Mrs' and having children, but she should not rub it on your face that your job is done.

It is justified to come back from work really drained and not have the appetite for sex, just like it is possible to come back so drained from work that you can't even eat till you've rested.
You've not written anywhere that you chuck your preek straight at her face once she walks through the door, so I just have to believe that you initiate sex when you have assessed it to be alright to.

As long as a person is not mentally or emotionally distressed wherein a temporary loss in appetite arises,
(emphasis on the word temporary, because when someone gets a terrible news, they'd instantly lose the appetite for food, and grieve for days but they eventually recommence eating).

So a persistent refusal of intimacy and becoming workcentric despite appeals and interventions from her parents is a symptom of an even more malignant problem.
How come the same woman who is too tired for sex, is not too tired to breastfeed her kids; simply because it is a need.
But these are both needs?

My worry even gets worse with your concern about the kids not getting much attention from her.
If her job is not what the family survives on, why will she be that ionate to work on public holidays, school holidays, and every Saturday?
Reflect on this and you'd see, you alone enabled her!

Verily, verily, I can say unto you, if the Holy Bible deemed it fit to equate a mother's love and attention for her own kids as unshakeable, then you do not need a native doctor to tell you there is a big distraction somewhere.

A big distraction that she has become addicted to, because every woman who has cheated will tell you that there is nothing as addictive as the attention from a strange man.
So break the addiction and get her to quit that job ASAP.

God forbid that a woman you married with your own money does not get turned on when you touch her.
It is a natural response to stimuli, because that same woman who has painted sex with you to be a difficult chore will get drenchingly wet if she reads an erotic novel, watch porn or gets fiddled by another man.

Social media, streaming sites, greed, an excess of men ever-ready to shag people's wifes and acute poverty has made Nigerian women extremely susceptible to not just being distracted but ultimately unfaithful.

If she does not value your preek, look for someone who will. But because no one will love your preek like you, try to masturrbate a bit more as you seek clarity to this misfortune in your relationship.

Because like I said when i started off, sex is a need and if she does not want to get this need from you, who then is meeting this need for her when she leaves your house for work?

Oxymorons are very underrated in literature.
But only you can tell me it's relation to this news.

This is such a shame.

I don't know which is more painful; the fact that a young man whose only crime was to find a means of livelihood in Lagos ended up murdered for rituals or that he died with an erection.

Annie, please pay no attention to the woke folks who know nothing about life and hold on to that surname like your existence depends on it.
You are not wiser than Fathia Balogun, Florence Ita-Giwa or May Yul-Edochie.

While you're on with that, let's toast to your bragging rights; because it's a universally accepted fact that it is better to be either a divorcee or a widow than to be a spinster.

Two things you should never hand over to a trusted ally to manage for you in your absence.
Your investments, (property, financial, business)

and

Your woman.

If an ally is good enough to manage those resources in your absence, then he is definitely smart enough to know he should retain it for himself by any means necessary.
Because if they weren't worth anything, you wouldn't have bothered to have them looked after in the first place.

There will forever be five greatest-ever amongst men in Africa;

China Achebe,
Nelson Mandela,
Patrice Lumumba,
Kwame Nkrumah
and
Kofi Annan.

And lest we forget,
In of Black history and the greatest Blacks the world has ever known; Chinua Achebe stands at par with Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, Marcus Garvey, Mohammad Ali and Booker T Washington.

These are not those who through politicking earned unmerited laurels and now speak so fluently from both sides of their mouths while turning blind when it is most convenient.

But people who detested value bribery and never lobbied to earn the reverence they will get till the end of time.
Thought fluency and oratory prowess, honesty and courage, defiance and unpopular personal convictions are a few of the many reasons some of those you rate will never be on this list.

In summary, if you do not respect Chinua Achebe, I do not respect your existence.

It is easier for a he-goat to kill a lion than for a rich Nigerian man to be monogamous.
Even if he wants to focus, these ladies won't let them be.

In case you dont know it, Nigerian women have a proverb that says,
"There is no preek as sweet as that of a rich man".

So as long as there is some money to milk off a man, women of all kinds; both married, single, pregnant, ugly, young, old, holy and runs women will throw themselves around.

The only thing in this world that is sweeter than rice and stew is the kpekus of a pregnant married woman.

How can we be celebrating the expansion of roads in an era where other countries have suboceanic road tunnels, supersonic trains, shuttles in space, humanoids, medical advances and super-suspended extra-long mountain bridges?

And to think we've not even achieved 24hours of constant electricity, or functional ambulance services makes the sad reality of our dear country struggling to catch up with other country's long forgotten past.

A country where it's leaders inaugurate petty road construction is worse than a village in Benin Republic.

Magaji traveled from South Ibie to Okpella to buy cement and in the two hours he was gone, his wife's kpekus had been ravaged by their tenant.

The painful part is that, upon use, Magaji did not still find out that Sekinatu's kpekus had been tampered with, because it does not have a meter!

If it took two hours for a married woman to have three rounds of illicit sex, just imagine what can happen in seventeen years.

There's an English proverb that says; "when the cat is away, the mice comes out to play".
And to be honest, there is no better playground than the kpekus of a woman whose husband is far away.

Both women are over entitled, non contented, ugly sacks of grease.

Why would anyone take someone else's wedding banner for use as their shop's wallpaper and why will someone litter around with their banner, leave it there; then try to extort the person who cleaned up their mess.

I understand that marriage is a woman's biggest trophy, but that doesn't justify fighting over your wedding banner.

The best resolution here is to ask the furniture lady to kindly blot out the faces of her and her ugly partner, but women will be women; squabbles are forever attractive and common sense is rarely ever present in their midst.

What makes a narcissist a real narcissist is if the world revolves around themselves, they are unable to take what they give and they never personally practice what they want to be known for.

They make you believe they are ready to go down to save the world, but all they want to do is tear the world down to raise themselves up.

As a narcissist myself, I can confirm that the Dark boy and Mr Nugget of Self Mockery are real narcissists.

A prison is a correctional facitlity and the main reason for any prison sentence is rehabilitation and not punishment.
Evans has proven to be totally rehabilitated, his continued incarceration does not seem justified.

Shebi if the Supercop was allowed to remain in prison like his fellow convicts, by now, he would have been trained to become a worldclass tailor or tutored enough to create his own money exchange platform like Sendwave.

My village people have a proverb that says that
The man who quarrels with his woman who accepts the space he gives her, should know that the flute that is blowing that music for her is another man's prick.

This is a very easy case to settle, he should get the man to bring his wife over, so he too can have a taste of her.
80% of married Nigerian couples indulge in infidelity, why can't we accept this and be an open, swinging happy bunch?

It's not fair that those of us who shag married women are demonized, while those who shag married men aren't.
Why is it okay for a married man to cheat but a taboo for a married woman to do same?

This needs to be addressed because we won't stop shagging married women any time soon.

There is a special thrill felt while shagging a married woman, but an extra special thrill while shagging a married woman on her marital bed.

The taboo and risk factors associated with it makes even a sloppy sex, a great cum.

Having successfully done both countless number of times, I can only tell you it's worth the try and not advice you to try it because we all have different risk appetites and no one tells an adult to take their hands out of fire.

A married woman's kpekus is not only on fire but also fire.

No one will be spared in Trump's istration. The wicked shall be exposed.

Just barely a month into his istration and imagine the number of half-baked, quack pilots, sailors and drivers that have been exposed in the United States.

According to the Nigerian woman's dictionary, the beauty of a man is in his pocket.

End of discussion please.

A famous Igbo proverb says, "öchï àbüghi ütö", I honestly don't know why that proverb came to my mind.

But this is a great picture and they've both got lovely smiles.

This should serve as a lesson to every man out there, the worst mistake any man will make is to shortchange himself and waste his youthful years being a monogamous man.
That is a pure waste of youth, and akin to the ungrateful servant in the bible who buried his talent.

The same woman whom you're sitting back at home watching Telemundo with now rather than hanging out with the boys, will not think twice when she spends 8months away from you for omugwo in your old age.

It amazes me how the same man who gave them sleepless nights and whom they could never allow to be alone with the housemaid when he was in his prime becomes dispensable as a pensioner; they'd even get women to run errands for him when she's away on omugwo.

Simply because he is used-up and just as useful as a used tissue paper.

A woman is the second most calculating creature created by God just after the serpent.
Every single thing they do is calculated.

Otherwise, why will a woman who was a gym member while single and only had eyes for six-packed chiseled studs feed her husband overload of late night carbohydrate if not to ensure he is deformed with pot belly and unattractive to other women.

A foolish man thinks the reason his wife calls to keep tab whenever he is away is out of concern, but the wise know it is a subtle manipulation to prevent straying and then lure him back home. She is after her own safety, not yours.

The same woman who hates to imagine you with someone else, will still not give it to you every time you ask for it.
Research has proven that no one is as undersexed as a monogamous married man.

I learnt this early enough from my granddad, and that's why since my prime till now, I have never allowed a drop of sperm to lay fallow in my scrotal sack

If Rukayat es, I shag, if Sekinat visits, I shag, if Maimunat invites me over, I shag, if Kafiyat gives me green light, I shag.
If there's no one to shag, I jack myself off lest they start till think they're doing me a favour.

Because God forbid that when I'm completely grey and the preek can't stand anymore, I'd lay awake in regret for wasted years and pain from balls full of accumulated undispensed sperm.

Oh my Lord, this is financial inbreeding.

I refuse to comment.
I normally don't comment in aboki's matter, but when she is a Justice Aboki, wisdom is silence.

What do you expect?
Was it not the other day that a big church in Lagos held their Fire Revival crusade.

It is the same hot water that softened the yam that made the egg hard, likewise the same country deporting brown and black people out of concern about migration is begging white South Africans to come over.

Common sense is common, it is you that does not want to bleach.

To think Daddy G.Os and their prophecies made the very learned Aketi ditch medicine for miracles.

While it is in my character to have the slightest of opinions about people's personal lives, I will step out of line and not interfere in this because too many people have made other people's life problems their literal business; an actual source of livelihood.

With a mobile phone, internet data and video plus streaming-enabled social media page; every knobhead with zero academic, familial or financial pedigree is a content creator; creating wealth for themselves at the expense of other people's reputation, associations and future.

Slander has become vlogging, unverified blackmail is called activism, brazen fraud is called 'pranking' and rudeness to elders is celebrated as fearlessness.
We by ourselves have not only helped these misfits become monsters but assisted them in rewriting the tenets of decorum, and the irony is; such villains of our society are the new messiahs of a nation that has more woes than goals.

I do not know if this is for the alleged or the allegers, but a Maasai proverb says that the only person who takes away food from another person's mouth because they think it is not good for them is the one who is ready to now feed them.

And with that said, today being Valentine's day, I refuse to interfere in love and light because the last time a family was concerned in their family member's choice of partner, I could relate to the family's concern but Lola won and the rest is history.

But just like we know, history always repeats itself, and the moral of my story is, in an economy driven world where everyone is reappraising their fiancial liabilities, women MUST know that there is enough space on the table to contain more than just their kpekus, therefore it is no more fair that they bring only sex to the table.
Men also have needs and now want to meet their 'Ned's.

Let he who has a tongue, use it to count his front teeth, because it is not from NwaAmaikpe's mouth that we will hear that the mad man who got cured was simply tired of being mistaken for mechanics and students celebrating ragday.

This is very concerning if true and must be investigated urgently by the police but the ironies in this story are just apparent;
i). Asking the police to investigate the police,
ii). The State's Police commissioner also being Igbo.

I expect the Force PRO who is doing a good job in communicating to the public about the commencement of investigations into allegations to address this allegation and possibly get it investigated.

But before they commence any investigation, can someone remind him that we are yet to hear from,

1. The Mohbad's investigation.

2. The Andrew Ochekwu murder case.

And

3. The Dark boy's police uniform impersonation case.

The PRO informed us that the IG instructed those investigations, we will love to know their outcomes.

Because if an investigation will be commenced and nothing happens afterwards, they had better just let it be and let successful Igbo men accept this new plight.

Men please leave women and chase success, a failure is worse than an orphan but everyone wants to be family with the successful.

I wonder who else found it a bit upsetting with how a woman who shared more than a romance with the deceased and has a child as proof of this minimized her relationship with him when asked about it just because he sells condemned iron?

For fuckssake, I know married women who still introduce themselves as a celebrity's ex.
We all know that one who what's left is for her to add it to her bio on social media.

I truly pity any broke man who is breaking his back to please a woman today that's valentines day.

While it is in my character to have the slightest of opinions about people's personal lives, I will step out of line and not interfere in this because too many people have made other people's life problems their literal business; an actual source of livelihood.

With a mobile phone, internet data and video plus streaming-enabled social media page; every knobhead with zero academic, familial or financial pedigree is a content creator; creating wealth for themselves at the expense of other people's reputation, associations and future.

Slander has become vlogging, unverified blackmail is called activism, brazen fraud is called 'pranking' and rudeness to elders is celebrated as fearlessness.
We by ourselves have not only helped these misfits become monsters but assisted them in rewriting the tenets of decorum, and the irony is; such villains of our society are the new messiahs in a nation that has more woes than goals.

I do not know if this is for the alleged or the allegers, but a Maasai proverb says that the only person who takes away food from another person's mouth because they think it is not good for them is the one who is ready to now feed them.

And with that said, today being Valentine's day, I refuse to interfere in love and light because the last time a family was concerned in their family member's choice of partner, I could relate to the family's concern but Lola won and the rest is history.

But just like we know, history always repeats itself, and the moral of my story is, in an economy driven world where everyone is reappraising their fiancial liabilities, women MUST know that there is enough space on the table to contain more than just their kpekus, therefore it is no more fair that they bring only sex to the table.
Men also have needs and now want to meet their 'Ned's.

Let he who has a tongue, use it to count his front teeth, because it is not from NwaAmaikpe's mouth that we will hear that the mad man who got cured was simply tired of being mistaken for students celebrating ragday.