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Riddles and Jokes

When you remove the letters P. T. O from the word C.R.Y.P.T.O what are you left with?

armadeo:


My brother. I swear thisnone shook me ( not shock shook).

I knew well go down but that dump was unexpected. Omo eth touch 2k.

XRP touched 1.77, no doubt manipulation exist in this game. That was one huge liquidity sweep.

seanwilliam:

My target for crv is 7..
But I’ll comot 80% at 5$.
WAGMI📍

I like your approach to cryptöcürrēncy now.

You have found a way to hedge against the risk of completely losing out (by heavily diversifying).

You have also found a way to tame greed, noticing how you persistently talk about an exit price before even discussing the entry price.

This is all a person really needs to know if they are to have a chance in this game (Mate, you have them both even though you might not be aware of it)
You will do tremendously well.

Bea1234:
I want to learn a skill in 2 or 3 months max. I'm determined nairaland

Is that possible? Acquiring an online skills within 3 Months and cashing out with it, a skill someone in another part of the world probably have been crafting for over 5 years.

The thing about online is that it “Global” you are not just competing with someone in your local area for opportunities but all over the world; you definitely wanna know your onions well.

To earn dollar online in a relatively short time, it best to go through the route of online trading, buying and selling of digital assets. The issh here is that this practice might require enormous money; say like 500 to 1,000 dollar.

This is the most feasible way to attain your short term monetary goal.

MeNmyfamily:
Gurus. Please any legit way to convert crypto to Naira without using P2P?

Luno, chippercash are your best bet but you will pay fees.

ALTERNATEID:


With Bitcoin ETF, there is no Alt season again. New coins with hype and Meme coins will pump occasionally and that’s all. BTC will continue the dominate the market and suck liquidity out of every crypto. Follow BTC and have peace of mind.

The bold is what is being referred to as “Gresham Law of Money” You can look it up. This phenomenon is taking place right before our eyes.

Anyways, I still see shïtcoins, memecoins or altcoins and whatsoever sectors out there having one huge last dance before a total and final plunge.

When this bull trends finally reverses, there will be a massive flight of capital, even very minute, meager cash will be running into Btc or Usdt. In the long run, BTC and Stablecoins will be the major winners in this space. Those two will have market capitalization that will be difficult for us to imagine right now.

Yes! We might have two or three alt-coins that will succeed, similar to the precious metals industry with an arrays of precious metals (more still being discovered in laboratories and underground) where Gold completely dominates, with silver and copper being the only notable exceptions.

drimzsmoke:
95% of nairaland males live below the poverty line!!!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

If I may ask, what is the poverty line?

Auxtan:

Thanks a lot. This is so scary.

In today’s world we live in, privacy is a myth. Just as you know his name using true caller, he too can figure out your surname by that.

With all my in-depth knowledge when it comes to maneuvering the online world (not bragging but I damn understood the cyber world, it like I was born to live in it), about two years ago, With all my so proud knowledge I still ended up getting scammed, in a big way; pulled by someone in the east whereas I was right here in the southwest throughout the experience. It all seems like a movie to me, felt so ashamed I could not tell a soul. If I do, I won’t only lose money but also my credibility.

My point is, these scammers can be very very very tactful.

HerrDamilord:
Woah. If you have somewhere you can get regular sex, why do you still masturbate?

Me, I'm also thirty but I've never been able to attract any girl. 29 years old and still an unwanted virgin. So that's why I may still do that stuff sometimes.

I don't see why you should jerk off if you still have regular sex sha

Low self confidence, shyness and too much respect for women.

Money does not change people. It magnifies who they are. If they are kind, they simply have more to be kind with and vice-versa.

SmartPolician:
Then, there were few schools in the country, but now schools full like water.

Yet, people seem to be getting more retarded as the day goes by.

Churches continue to grow and expand, but morality is rapidly dwindling. This is indeed an irony.

Every teams are now excited to play Man U. Spurs could not even wait for 10 minutes. This will be a long evening.

emmanuelewumi:



Or should just focus on real estate which he once talked about here

Obviously, he his well-informed, managed to secured two great opportunities, but somehow sabotaged them.

Maybe a significant portion of his wealth should be in real estate, while still maintaining an active presence in stocks.

Investing is not just about analyzing numbers; numbers only for 40% of the success. The remaining 60% depends on character.

While improving on our ability to read the numbers, we should also strongly focus on improving the other. If not; the numbers will eventually be useless.

SonofElElyonRet:


Never said i wanted to commit suicide. Why would i ? I am a professional and have other sources of income. Also i didn't lose a dime. I bought at N18 and sold N29. I was somewhat depressed because i lost the opportunity to make a kill. I had a huge quantity of oando. You made me sell you servant of Satan who went about on this forum concretely spreading panic. It wasn't a case of you unintentionally giving a wrong advice but a case deliberate spreading of fear and panic. You are evil and shameless. I've moved on actually and I've even bought more shares in other companies and will still buy more. Shame on you..

You could not even wait for a X2 return with all those huge moves. I thought you learnt something from your Transcorp experience.

I think this is a clear indication that you lack the necessary trying patience and those strong convictions needed in this field. You should work on this mate. Learn to wait and always do your own digging.

Geekels:
One token I always regret not having in my portfolio is $BNB, it keep doing things low key, no body talk about it but it's blazing. the quickest to recover out of any crash ahead of btc self

With all this information, what is holding you back from buying it?

Remove the weeds, plant the flowers.

SINisSIN:
It seems like the latest organised civil way to make money on platforms like YouTube, Facebook, and other social media now is by setting up airdrops.

Creators post tons of videos and require airdrop participants to watch them as a task.Those "hamster" guys really cashed in on YouTube.I just checked their page, and they’ve made a lot from it.

Lol…So people thought they were farming coins meanwhile they themselves were actually being farmed.

Life is a jungle.

Jman06:
That amount you see on bybit is not the actual amount. Wait until the listing by 1pm today. Many guys are going to cash out big.

I know some of you bad belle people are wishing that those of us that worked hard for the hamster project get disappointed but God no go shame us

Hahahahahaha

Never take a man hope, it could be all they have.

MrOreo:

I think it is self custody. To be frank I'm not sure. The funds were on trust wallet but a friend told me to move it to okx, that was how it landed there.
I just ed it from playstore and started using it.

You think? Don't you know the difference between a decentralized exchange and a centralized exchange? Find out which one you use; it won't take you long to get clarification.

If it turns out you sent your money to OKX, a centralized exchange, email them; I'm pretty sure they'll help you out. I believe that exchange has the best in this space.

seanwilliam:

Make I no lie, I no understand single thing from this ,,
The English me
Break it down bro .

Some sh*tcoins are not ordinary.

Not allocating a small portion to them in your portfolio could be…..(don’t know what to call it)

seanwilliam:
I don buy am with my last 50$ laye lorun..
Na to wake withdraw 500$ remain 🌝

In a period of market uncertainty, over $7 billion Dollar was committed to Binance’s Dog Launchpool. That crazy!

I think some shïtcoins need re-evaluation.

megawealth01:


Which one be pick for street?

I meant something you develop on your own, no formal education at all.

yMcy56:
Boss Mankind2024 abeg stop the joke ooo.
Na online we dey.
Thanks for the appreciation.
I'm glad your UCAP and other stocks are putting smiles on your face.
We should all rather be grateful to The Almighty God And our Ogas here.......they've done well and are doing fantastically great too.........including you.
You're all appreciated . 🙌

Seriously, are you a financial analyst offline by profession or You just pick this on the street?

The day I made my first real millions, it almost feels like it was nothing - no joy, no excitement, just normal.

Even when I look back, it still feels the same.

However, when I reflect on my life's experiences, the memories that bring me happiness and put a smile on my face are usually the ones I shared with others. Moments like my friends and I searching for food everywhere, or us venturing into a business and losing almost everything, or achieving our shared goals together - these are the moments I and always put this smile on my face.

It's the shared experiences, good or bad, that truly count in life. The things we achieve with others, no matter how small they may seem, are far greater than individual triumphs. These shared memories never get old, forgotten. They never dies.

Emdebby2:
Bedbugs are permanent roommates. They are hard to get rid of no matter the type of weapons you use to kill them. It's either you endure living with them or you leave your house for them.

Lol….Sounds like a Virus to me.

Born2conquer:

Sent a dm

There's no need for that, mate.

If there's anything on your mind, feel free to share it here. I'm sure you'll receive the most probable best guidance, which will be beneficial for you, me, and everyone here.

Born2conquer:

Many things I can't say about the friend, e no even check up on me, lol. Aje sey, anytime I tell am about the loss, e go just laugh am.

I think people hardly take my loss serious because I don't know how to show pain, so they believe it's not something serious.

I wish I fit show pain. Dem fit kidnap me today make I call people sey dem kidnap me make all of them talk Lol.

Hahahaha, You remind me of a part of myself.

Is the coin you're referring to Wormhole? Selling that coin now will likely be one of your top 3 greatest regrets in life by the end of the year.

Hold onto it until December; I'm confident you'll not only recoup your investment but also make a bit more.

No matter how great a coin is, never buy it unless it's at least 60% down from its all-time high. If you do otherwise, you're buying into a bubble.

Bullish99:
The Fear and Greed index seems to be about BTC alone and not the general market sentiment. Because how can alts be so down-down and it's still at 68 (Greed). Does that mean alts hasn't seen anything yet....mehn

This suggests two possibilities: either altcoins will go way lower from here (huge liquidations), OR

They will remain steady (little volatility) go up but 98% of them will not outperform bitcoin or ethereum.

Note; your altcoin is unlikely to be an exception.

Gpexchange:
Thyrd,eye,com

Hand regged not even drop reg at cosmos 7$...

Anyways my Portfolio don enter 909

Congrats!!

Are all the domains in .COM extension? If not, what is the ratio of the COM when compared to other extension.

Fastt:

Lol…The hardest financial skill is getting the goalpost to stop moving.

Locotrader:
At this time,we remain loyal to oando.

Royalex & Co can wait for now let's chop this hot money first

Recall when you were screaming that the company had too much debt? Still Seems like yesterday when you were predicting a bear market, but now bullish. I ire your flexibility.

"If you can think and not make thoughts your aim, dream and not make dreams your master. Yours is the Earth and everything in it"

EreluRoz:
So you allow brothers take over each other's wives in your family. Chai orisirisi

You really are a lady. Use to think you are one random bored, Jobless Nigga.