NewStats: 3,263,552 , 8,180,526 topics. Date: Friday, 06 June 2025 at 01:09 PM 34625t

Criteria for granny's awards!!

Why Tinubu and other Nigeria politicians no fit dey put this kind of stunts during our campaign?

I no go lie, i received in November last year, it was just once.

And in that environment (Eastern Onolo in Akwaibom state), we were 3 in same environment that received it.

But we were expecting the second and third batch but it never dropped again till now.

Above, for me, that was my very first time of getting something like that from the government.....

What exactly are Man U fans saying?

lilkech:
When it comes down to it swimming is hard, be very careful near water if you can’t swim.

If you walk into the water and your dept you could drown by struggling on its surface before sinking but if you suddenly dropped dead into the water from a height or violently you might drown before resurfacing because you’ve already sunk too deep, get knocked out or might run out of oxygen to keep brain and reflex functions while in the water to even struggle.

What’s easy is floating. Anybody can float no matter your size. It’s just knowing how to do it that’s the key. See my own style of floating.

Sit down on the floor with both your legs stretched out in front of you and all toes pointing upwards, done? Now stretch out both your hands in front of you with palms facing downwards, done? Now tilt your head all the way back until you’re staring at the ceiling, done? Now hold it for a minute, That right there is the posture you’d put your. Did your body ache? Yes because swimming is a sport, an exercise that involves all ts and muscles in your body being active.

Now for movements you’d make to stay afloat.

Imagine you’re in a palace and servant to a king. A no nonsense king. It’s a very hot day and you are on (toshiba duty) to keep him cool.

Now there’s a flat broad leather fan you’d be holding to fan your king. You see the way those servants hold it to ‘fan’ the king sitting on his throne? Yes that’s the movement your hands will be making with your palms facing downward, fingers opened up flat and wide (like a frogs feet) and flapping in unison. that both hands must flap in a parallel motion in the water and must be flapping at full speed. You’d better flap with your vigor as a first time floater just as the servant will flap to cool his hot angry king on a good day so as not to ‘lose his head’.

Now for your legs feet. While in that sitting position draw both legs up towards your chest with your feet still touching the floor as you do it (drag both feet on the floor and your knees to your chest). Now stretch your legs out flat out again so they are both resting on the floor with your toes pointing upwards. You see that motion, you will be doing it again but rapidly. In fact you’d be doing so fast you’d be looking like a kangaroo doing 100m race if you know you want to be on top the water.

Your head will be bent backwards but instead of the seeing your ceiling you’d be looking up on the water ahead of you taking breaths on the surface while your limbs do all the fanning and kicking.

If you can attain that posture on the water Your legs and feet, hands and palms will be forming a current under your floating torso which will keep your chest and head on the surface of the water. You’d also be able to move front and back and also turn left and right by tiny adjustments to the way your limbs fan and kick under you.

With this method you be floating and swimming in no time. Just know that everyone has their way but this is mine and someone thought me to use it at the time.

If I swim in front of you I’d look like a dog swimming in water. It’s funny but It stuck. It works and It saves lives so you need to Learn it too. Take 500 naira to a pool with friends and try it out. After learning to float You’d be swimming in no time.

cc mrkings84

Thanks man.
Just reading this your comment (I think it's for the first time)

Jonathan:
Well, dead bodies float in water .
I’m afraid you need to die to float since you can’t swim .
Thank me later

Bro I still dey alive.
How about you?

fidelmarshal199:
Op. you made mention that the man looks older in the third paragraph, which simply means what the man is ing through has nothing to do with age. so why the questions bout age differences in the last paragraph.

Ok, what I mean is, you know if that man was younger and full of strength like his wife was, probably the wife wouldn't be that disrespectful to him. But the wife know the husband is weak so she lost all her respect for him, after all he can't hit her if they decide to fight

I know his crime.

He wanted to buy it legally.

He should have just killed some security operatives and collect theirs.

OBJ has been talking since morning, seems he will soon Rest.

With or without makeup, there's no how anyone there is a mother to the rest women .

Those are people of almost same age bracket.

Probably on ashebithings

Olatunji1929:
Foolishness

His father used him

Sign of the great Tinubulation

You mean a Yuruba woman who voted for Tinubu is now picking foods from the ground to eat?

Wow, I thought the hunger is only affecting those of us who didn't vote for the slowpoke druggie!!

Ordinary wheel loader, the whole sophisticated tribe is having a festival of jubilation.

I am actually shocked!

The common cars that are everywhere are the cars that have spare parts and are easy to repair when faulty.

As a first time buyer and driver, it's such car that you need before you will end up calling your Village people witch.

Akwa Ibom lost her first lady so labour should forget about new minimum wage.

In fact as it stands now, there governor said the other day that he don't think of remarrying soon because he doesn't have money to pay bride price.

So you can see what I am talking about.

Wow wow wow what an achievement by the apc/ Tinubu led government!

Things are relatively better, in the next 5 to 8 years, a dollar will be around 10k naira, Petrol will be 10k per litre, bread will be around 15k, one sachet water will be 4k, garri will be 25k for custard paint, cigarette will be 3k per stick,
Origin bitters will be around 7k...
No body will bother about eggs as they will be around 5k each...

Then, we will beg for them to return us to 2024 and it will be so impossible.

Finally we have a generator that drinks only water to survive, the only reason why it's not in the market yet is because you MUST CONNECT YOUR PIPE FROM THE GENTO RIVER MISSISSIPPI in far away north America.

Even as we are made to believe that the Mississippi River is the longest river in the world, ing from Central United States to Mexico, yet it didn't connect with River Niger for easy access.

Too bad!

This banned fruit.
Why would any sensitive Nigerian in Nigeria opt for this instead of garri?

The great Tinubulation is here.
It all started in Nigeria

Make una try

So there are people earning over 1.5m monthly whereas government is struggling to pay minimum wage of 70k.

Even as these people who want to earn this 70k would be very happy but the bad thing is that there are millions of Nigerians in same Nigeria that don't even have any earnings.

No wonder small country like Libya can toil with us because if the Libya borders are wide open you will see Nigerians in hundreds of thousands (if not in millions) scrambling to escape from this shit hole ( to one US president) and Zoo (according to Nnamdi Kanu)

Quelme:
The only thing Africans have in common, wickedness!!!!

I'm very sure some disgruntled election losers will still come here to blame Tinubu....

Your Tinubu abi, but as things be like this so for this country, shame no dey catch you say na your T-pain dey ride us backwards with over speeding?

Abeg how does this baby use resemble her father?

E be like say my eyes no good....

Jangbajantis:
The Libyan football president's resignation demonstrates his moral integrity and ability. He has taken a stand by stepping down, showcasing his disapproval of the mistreatment of the Nigerian team in Libya. Our politicians should learn from him.

So make our politicians go resign?
If na you, you for resign??

Thanks to God they got home alive and well.
But the funny thing is in all ramifications na Nigerians that will still suffer should any action be taken.

What I mean is, imagine we trying to do a reprisal, it's Nigerians that are all over Libya that will suffer.

The main truth is that we have belittled ourselves beyond redemption.

Akpabio is my brother but with due respect he is a clown

Thanks to God for saving you.
But this is a very normal thing in Yuruba land.

Over there people misses on daily basis.
If you go out and come back in one piece over there it's always a great testimony.


NB, maybe God just saved him or he has been used already.

It all ends here.

Simply audio!!

Just as we are played that Youths are the future leaders, so is everything about this country and the APC leaders in the far future.

WhiteNRed:
I am even begning to doubt this your Phd.

Academically you may be bigger than him because of your Phd. But political weight is not determined by academic certificates.

Kwankwaso should not fall himself hand.

A Hnd holder from the south is far sound to PhD holder from the north.

Why do Jamb and waec give the northern students a different (far lower) cutoff mark during exams?

He died in active service.
Rip sir.

In this current tinubulation everyone is just surviving by God's grace.