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davibid:


85% of atheists in the are people who are "angry" with God for some reasons which they hardly disclose to anyone

It is either their loved ones who were sick died or some sort of similar stories. And they'll conclude that God hated them to have let it happen and from thence henceforth they'll cease to believe God for anything and develop unwarranted hatred towards Him by saying "God doesn't exists".

let's assume you're right

how then are you so sure he's not one of the 15%?

lemonys:
oh! now i get it, u beleive there is GOD but you hate jesus christ i hope ur fsm or sfm grant u paradise.

FSM is not a jealous God unlike your imaginary Jewish folklore god, he doesn't care if you worship other gods

all you need is belief that he exists and you're a Pastafarian

if you become a Pastafarian, you'll be entitled to a beer volcano and stripper factory in afterlife;
compare that to the 2 other lesser gods

1 Yahweh promises "eternal bliss" and you'll be singing forever in the mansion a carpenter builds for you, a mansion without sex *spits*

2 Allah promises 72 Virgins which look good on the surface but deeper look shows that strippers are much better than virgins when it comes to sex and you can order virgin strippers from your factory if you want extra tightness

accept FSM into your life today, there's enough beer volcanoes and stripper factories to go round

credit- hopefullandlurde

everybody should listen to Lennycool on this thread

he giving unadulterated knowledge

Fantastic2m:
Apparently NL has been been flooded by Atheist

no, people are just dumping their god delusion

Richirich713:


Lol Stalking? Nah Im just use to seein similar sounding atheists here on nairaland nd they all the newer profiles.

okay

sekundosekundo:
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. My life is filled with TESTIMONIES, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

glory be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for adding another year to you

stay blessed

elantraceey:
What an interesting read.

its always interesting to read about mythological characters once in a while

Richirich713:
@McIroncock

Do u have another profile on nairaland? Cuz it's kinda strange that u only ed nairaland about 2 hours ago and already quoting sonoflucifer and trolling religious threads

not everyone who creates a profile just found Nairaland

some people stay as guests for a while, probably learning the ropes

and I ain't trolling, I'm telling the bitter truth

why are you stalking me though

huh?

otemanuduno:
lying and Christianity are inseparable. Or do you think all those stories ending with 'Amen' on facebook are real?

so true

lemonys:
How can a true GOD be a monster, think b4 vomit

the one true God can be anything he is

he owes you no explanations

oh! Yahweh isn't a monster? or you blinded your eyes to his monster like acts?

flooding the world?

sending bears to kill 42 children?

put Abraham and Isaac through emotional blackmail?

made Jephthah sacrifice his only child?

ordered several genocides?

ordered several murders?

hardened Pharaoh's heart so that he can kill all Egyptian firstborn sons?

and many more acts like that



FSM is the one true God, Pastafarianism is the only way to that God

any other god is manmade including the Jewish folklore god that you serve

have you ever heard of any bad thing done in FSM's name since the beginning till now?

its located between a pretty lady's legs

lemonys:
What do you mean, i hope is not what am thinking.

he serves a God more powerful than the Jewish imaginary folklore god

Kachidox:
He doesn't exist buh ur demonic book mentions his name 24times while ours doesn't mention MU not to talk of MUHAMAD C i can't even spell his terrorist name correctly... fvck muslims, ur daughters are loose upon dat shit clothing u wear called the hijab... "Terrorist Generation"

very Christlike

lemonys:
Do not judge and do not condem, he may end up becoming a powerful man of GOD

he's already a powerful man of the one true God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster

their role is to invent new ways of sucking more from their already impoverished by telling them to SOW and reap


SOW IN DOLLARS AND REAP IN DOLLARS

davibid:



Bla bla bla

I know your type of persons

Always blaming God for one misfortune or the other

Just because God didn't give you exactly what you asked for that didn't mean that He (God) doesn't exist.

Well, I might not know exactly what you may have gone through in life or whatever and whoever you loved so much that you feel God took away from you, but my dear, the simple truth is God doesn't make mistakes, so bear in mind that He is doing everything in your path for your own good.

Open your eyes and simply appreciate the splendor of God's handiworks everywhere.

God does exists and He is everywhere because deep down you too, you know He exists

#Shalom!!!!!!!!

how did you decipher all these about him from 1 (one) post?

your post reeks of so much fallacy

LaClicKLaBenDin:



Proof of God is also littered everywhere.

Now , the difference between I and you, who haven't verified, or replicated any of the theories you believe in, is, I can witness that there's a God because I have verified him and found him to exist, the things others who claim to have known him can do, I also have replicated them. So, while your atheistic stand hinges on theories that correlate with logic, my belief in God hinges on personal experience, which is verifiable and can be replicated.

If one asks followers of one particular god why they do not believe in a different one, you will usually find that they argue much like atheists, citing the lack of evidence or reasons for belief. The difference is that they apply the rule only selectively, to rule out all other gods, except their own preferred one, although there is no empirical difference between them.

Bestchisom:

what is your prove dat He doesnt exist?

If one asks followers of one particular god why they do not believe in a different one, you will usually find that they argue much like atheists, citing the lack of evidence or reasons for belief. The difference is that they apply the rule only selectively, to rule out all other gods, except their own preferred one, although there is no empirical difference between them.

Abraham Lincoln

Jesus died for my sins?

Na, he died for his mistakes and joblessness.
A 30 year old man who walked into weddings and turned water to wine.. If na you, you go drink?

A 30 year old man who walked around with 12 men, just making noise up and dan the village, even spoiling market one day?

Im village people tire for the matter, carry the guy man hang for cross, u say na my sins im die for? No kill me with laff abeg.

Take a look at a map. You're in a small country off the coast of West Africa. Try to locate Israel on that map and estimate the distance between you and Israel. Think about the number of cultures, governments, people, histories and stories that you'd journey through if you were to trek to Israel by foot. So someone who was killed in one small village there was dying for your sins? I pity you.

-SonOf....

lyterydim:
Waiting for atheist to flowed this topic..
Satanist are better than atheist atlist they belief in dark and light but atheist belief in Notting

both Satan, Lucifer, Devil and Yahweh, Jesus, Yashua are all imaginary creations of man

all gods are manmade, doesn't matter what name they bear

EternalBeing:
Can you imagine what the world would have become had it being JESUS was not born?!

https://davidschrock.com/2011/12/12/darkness-the-world-in-which-christ-was-born/

Joseph was just a gullible guy

Mary had intercouse with certain well hung guys outside while friend zoning Joseph and since condom hadn't been invented, she got pregnant for the "bad boys"

the girl (Mary) realising she's in trouble used some hypnotic powers for her friendzoned Joseph who is a hardworking carpenter and would take good care of her and her baby, this hypnotism caused Joseph to think that he met god and god told him to accept Mary's pregnancy and that Mary was a virgin

everybody swallowed hook line and sinker

and a religion was born

-Hopefullandlurde

felixomor:

Fake moniker accusing somebody of fake stories. Not everybody is like u.
By the way, how are the Pastafarians doing?

Reminds me of hopefullandlurd's post few days back

hopefullandlurd:

Jesus was a handsome half unclad carpenter who was a bastard son of an acclaimed virgin who was crucified on the cross like a traitor, beaten and tortured while deluding himself into thinking he is the son of god only to get to the cross and realizing his folly cried out "my god my god why have thou forsaken me" and even begging his imaginary father to make the cup away from him

that pathetic carpenter said he's a lion but was in fact weaker than a sheep

he said he'll tear down their temple and rebuild it in three days, when he was told to do what he said he quickly backtracked and said he's talking about his own body

he went around with 12 men, making noise upandan; even fighting his fellow gamblers in the temple when they didn't give him his winnings

those people no be like Nigerians, dem beat nonsense commot for him body, hang am for cross and him "disciples" quickly stole his body and claim he rose on the third day and flew to heaven, even him mama no see am

deluded group of people that call themselves Christians worship him and pray to him thinking that man killed by three nails died for their sins and is their personal saviour while the Jews who saw him die didn't believe that

its like the English praying to Murtala Mohammed, saying he died for their sins while the Nigerians who saw him die think the English are deluded

atheism kills every god idea

LaClicKLaBenDin:



You can mock the living God all you want, but one day... you'd honestly wish you never did!

I have told you before, go and read about the end of all those who have mocked God in the past....

this is hilarious

is it not the same pathetic list of concocted stories about mocking your Yahweh and getting killed?

lmao, fake stories meant to scare you and its working

LaClicKLaBenDin:



You have the opportunity to escape from such punishment.
My dear friend, if you're not afraid of the one who made the universe, if you're not afraid to speak ill of the one who holds the very life you live, if you think he's your play mate or like me whom you can say whatever you like to, then I sincerely pity you, because no matter what you have said above, there's no way to escape heaven or hell...

You can paint God in any light you deem fit, but he still remains God; He doesn't need you to acknowledge him, for him to know that he is God. If you think you're now knowledgeable enough to question the Almighty, go ahead, we shall see where it leads you.

I don't try to convince people like you to turn to God, mockers and scoffers of God have their special place, since you don't believe that he exist now, you will certainly believe when you experience the realities of HELL!

you're right about FSM

felixomor:

I am saying what u r seeing. But are u really this jobless?

sorry, don't have time for idiots

felixomor:

Another new moniker duplicate here to promote the dead religion of atheism.
Hehehe, this guy is jobless!

what is this one saying?

is OP talking medical and physical death?

is lying now allowed in Christianity?

avicky:

Because you have money and fame, we won't hear word again.

does this mean all atheists that make threads on Nairaland poking holes into your indoctrinated delusions have money and fame?

When you were in oau, who knew you then?

you sound angry and incoherent

Can you stop criticizing someone's religion? The last time I checked, there's freedom of religion in Nigeria. Be an atheist and let xtians too be. Live and let live mbok.

you can ignore the thread, you know? but something about the thread sends some electric shivers down your indoctrinated spines, so big was it that you had no choice than to say something

If you were a church rat, I doubt whether you will be an atheist. Mtcheeww.

your god loves the poor and blesses the rich


can you surprise us by saying something meaningful?