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interesting

Mayhorz:
The Day You Die...I hope it isnt too late 4 you 2 Undastand

TOmmyJidex:
Source: Nollywood Yoruba

I've forgotten the title of the film but I've watched it before

for the theists, witches HAS to exist

its one of the branches used to maintain the façade especially Christianity

in mfm, you hear prayers like "You witches and wizard of my father's house that's standing on my life, what are you waiting for? Die Die Die Die"

they start shouting the "die die die die" on top of their voice while violently shaking their heads from left to right in extremely quick succession

Olukoya (who gave the prayer point on the pulpit) would then put them out of their misery after a minute or two by saying "in Jesus' name they're dead"

Olukoya then gives the next prayer point which would involve killing witches and wizards AGAIN, the same witches they've killed already with the previous prayer point

imaginary friends has to attract imaginary enemies and Witches is one such imaginary enemies of the theist

Lennycool:

Then why have the Europeans left it?
Why has all the developed countries left it?
Why is it only in the midst of illiteracy and poverty do we find people hunting for witches?

tell'em

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Christafarian:

This is religious intolerance taken too far. Of course you have the right to choose to believe in whatever you feel like believing in. However, While you and the person you quoted might not share the belief of the Christians, you do not have the moral right to insult their faith or offend their sensibilities in any way.
It is only prayed that you both be forgiven. But I doubt if you'll ever be, as you've sinned against the Holy Spirit (dont bother about whether or not it exists) already.

royalvalentine19:
okay but i was talking about the almighty God. Creator of heaven and earth not spaghetti.. I'd like to show you a picture.. But you will get scared.
Jehovah[God] created heaven and earth

Almighty God= FSM

royalvalentine19:
full meaning bros, what is Fsm?

Flying Spaghetti Monster

that's the God that made heavens and the earth

FSM is the one true God

amazing thread!

barresi:
u need serious deliverance, no be ur clear eyes, u need help.

I spoke bitter truth that your forefathers know

you should be thanking me

Jesus (a Jew) came to save me (Nigerian)

and he died for me?

Na, he died for his mistakes and joblessness.
A 30 year old man who walked into weddings and turned water to wine.. If na you, you go drink?

A 30 year old man who walked around with 12 men, just making noise up and dan the village, even spoiling market one day?

Im village people tire for the matter, carry the guy man hang for cross, u say na my sins im die for? No kill me with laff abeg.

Take a look at a map. You're in a small country off the coast of West Africa. Try to locate Israel on that map and estimate the distance between you and Israel. Think about the number of cultures, governments, people, histories and stories that you'd journey through if you were to trek to Israel by foot. So someone who was killed in one small village there was dying for your sins? I pity you.

You have an African body but a foreign mind. Your God resides in Israel, likes Mount Horeb and you fervently wait and hope for a new Jerusalem.

Are you African in skin or thought? The Bible you believe in wasn't written by yo, for you or to you. If it were, romans 2:9 would be igbo 2:9, 1 Corinthians would be 1 Yoruba...

your mind has been so polluted that you see the crucifixion of a mere carpenter in the cross as salvation for your misdemeanors. The one who proudly professes to be a Gentile, who denies his own history and people so he may suck at the bosom of Abraham?.

Yahweh is a mighty god
FSM is the ALMIGHTY GOD

LaClicKLaBenDin:



Fast for 3 days, 6am-3pm.
During the fasting days, quit your arguments on God's inexistence, instead pray, and ask God to reveal himself to you, and if you're sincere and he sees the sincerity of your heart, within those 3days, He will reveal himself to you.

It's very simple, but the key is sincerity...He sees your heart and knows your thoughts.

being without food can make him hallucinate and see things he "wanted" to see

so he'll surely find god

Christians often implore me to seek God. If I do, they assure me I will find him. But I already know they are right.

When the ancient Greeks sought God they found Zeus and Aphrodite,

the ancient Iranians found Ahura Mazda,

Hindus today find Vishnu, Brahma plus a host of other gods

Christians find Jesus and Yahweh. Humans have found many thousands of gods over millennia.

Finding gods is not the problem--humans are very proficient at it. The gods do not even have to exist yet humans can still find them. The problem for humans is not finding gods, it is demonstrating that their gods are real.
That is something that has never been accomplished.

in the name of Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one true God

how sweet

chukz999:
My People Perish For Lack Of Knowlege....This Ur Comment Shows That U R Learned Yet Ignorant

free yourself from the delusion brought about by archaic tales written by drunk cavemen who thought the earth rotated round the sun and the earth was flat

LaClicKLaBenDin:




Lennycool, if you really want to know God, if you're sincere about knowing if there's a God, let me know, and I will tell a very simple thing to do.

you tell me too

you're praying for Nigerians to a Jewish folklore god

amazing thread

Ranchhoddas:
The point remains that you broke away. Why?

he's one of the lucky few

TomHagen:
Operating two s at a time eh? Even me wey no get job no dey do this kind thing. How low can you go bro?

which one is the other

abeg face discussion

elantraceey:
You mentioned me

I don't antagonising you, ?

elantraceey:

Why does it bother you?

why did my comment bother you?

I'm of the opinion that we should not compare FSM, the one true God of the whole world to a Jewish folklore god

its an insult to FSM

EyeHateGod:

No i saw Some of Your comment on Fp on the Thread about Christ i was impressed and besides the moniker is new...

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thanks for the complement

we need to keep spreading the good news FSM sent us

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edogho:
You ehn, you too like better tin

who no like beta tin?

EyeHateGod:
Who are You? Are you new On Nl?

are you jealous that I endorsed Lennycool?