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TOmmyJidex:I've forgotten the title of the film but I've watched it before |
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for the theists, witches HAS to exist its one of the branches used to maintain the façade especially Christianity in mfm, you hear prayers like "You witches and wizard of my father's house that's standing on my life, what are you waiting for? Die Die Die Die" they start shouting the "die die die die" on top of their voice while violently shaking their heads from left to right in extremely quick succession Olukoya (who gave the prayer point on the pulpit) would then put them out of their misery after a minute or two by saying "in Jesus' name they're dead" Olukoya then gives the next prayer point which would involve killing witches and wizards AGAIN, the same witches they've killed already with the previous prayer point imaginary friends has to attract imaginary enemies and Witches is one such imaginary enemies of the theist 38 Likes 8 Shares |
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Lennycool: tell'em 4 Likes |
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royalvalentine19: Almighty God= FSM |
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royalvalentine19: Flying Spaghetti Monster that's the God that made heavens and the earth |
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FSM is the one true God
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amazing thread!
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barresi: I spoke bitter truth that your forefathers know you should be thanking me |
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Jesus (a Jew) came to save me (Nigerian) and he died for me? Na, he died for his mistakes and joblessness. A 30 year old man who walked into weddings and turned water to wine.. If na you, you go drink? A 30 year old man who walked around with 12 men, just making noise up and dan the village, even spoiling market one day? Im village people tire for the matter, carry the guy man hang for cross, u say na my sins im die for? No kill me with laff abeg. Take a look at a map. You're in a small country off the coast of West Africa. Try to locate Israel on that map and estimate the distance between you and Israel. Think about the number of cultures, governments, people, histories and stories that you'd journey through if you were to trek to Israel by foot. So someone who was killed in one small village there was dying for your sins? I pity you. You have an African body but a foreign mind. Your God resides in Israel, likes Mount Horeb and you fervently wait and hope for a new Jerusalem. Are you African in skin or thought? The Bible you believe in wasn't written by yo, for you or to you. If it were, romans 2:9 would be igbo 2:9, 1 Corinthians would be 1 Yoruba... your mind has been so polluted that you see the crucifixion of a mere carpenter in the cross as salvation for your misdemeanors. The one who proudly professes to be a Gentile, who denies his own history and people so he may suck at the bosom of Abraham?. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
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Yahweh is a mighty god FSM is the ALMIGHTY GOD |
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LaClicKLaBenDin: being without food can make him hallucinate and see things he "wanted" to see so he'll surely find god Christians often implore me to seek God. If I do, they assure me I will find him. But I already know they are right. When the ancient Greeks sought God they found Zeus and Aphrodite, the ancient Iranians found Ahura Mazda, Hindus today find Vishnu, Brahma plus a host of other gods Christians find Jesus and Yahweh. Humans have found many thousands of gods over millennia. Finding gods is not the problem--humans are very proficient at it. The gods do not even have to exist yet humans can still find them. The problem for humans is not finding gods, it is demonstrating that their gods are real. That is something that has never been accomplished. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
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in the name of Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one true God
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how sweet
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chukz999: free yourself from the delusion brought about by archaic tales written by drunk cavemen who thought the earth rotated round the sun and the earth was flat |
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LaClicKLaBenDin: you tell me too |
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you're praying for Nigerians to a Jewish folklore god
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amazing thread
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TomHagen: which one is the other ![]() abeg face discussion |
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elantraceey:I don't antagonising you, ? |
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elantraceey:why did my comment bother you? |
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I'm of the opinion that we should not compare FSM, the one true God of the whole world to a Jewish folklore god its an insult to FSM |
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EyeHateGod:. thanks for the complement we need to keep spreading the good news FSM sent us 1 Like |
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edogho:who no like beta tin? |
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EyeHateGod:are you jealous that I endorsed Lennycool? |
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