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i sent my details to the provided email address when the vacancy was out.

hi, i got an sms from this company for an aptitude test and i have absolutely no idea what to prepare for. can anyone assist?

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according to press reports the president was never itted to The saudi hospital that his people lied to us that he was. so we have no president and no one signed The budget unless someone is playing some funny games with us. how can a country misplaced its president
only in Nigeria.

well if the cap fits

Creamish:

datz funny . .tot u had the most adverts here . .

not unless she is a man disguising as a woman looking for a man in which case she(he) is Gay(and i don mean happy)





_chuckles

gabrywyl:

Nope Wendy I don't really know yet as am still learning. I only know the basic ones like Bawo ni, Mo wa pa, wetin, una, Halla, Na wa, Na so life be, Pokom, No pro ma bobo/chika, eti won bota, open your sangolo,jawonsi, o jasi ni, well sa free world, nothing do you ma girl/bobo, wetin dey sele, o ga oo and etc etc etc. . . . A little of Pidgin and Yoruba language. You'll be surprise cause I learn it from Nairaland. HEHEH! My teachers are somewhere all around here but lately they seldom come in like Oyato, kingsikaz, dreeldee, dre101and some other guys here. Really appreciate them for teaching the basics. My boyfriend refuses to speak in Yoruba or Pidgin with me because he wants to speak in Malay language. The only thing he taught me is how to cook Nigerian food.
How about you? Know any foreign languages?

I dey speak small small oooo
girl,
for someone who knows just a little, that is a lot.

wendy,
i am sure from your relationship with your boyfirend that you would have realised by now that we nigerians tease each other a lot. most of what you read (past tense) are presently reading and you will probably read in the future are light hearted jokes, try and get to see the funny side of it and dont take them as confrontations.

so ti ye e? (thats do you understand in yoruba)



Heheh! Who have alot of Naira boyfriend?


And sorry for my mistake on calling you a He. Did not did that on purpose.



Wendy Yabbin / Yap / Yappin / Yapping means someone talks bad about you or someone teasing you. You cannot find it in the dictionary just because its not a real english word I guess?

tngtech:

thanks Nairalanders, i really appreciates your reply. I really don't know if you love me like i do. Well for now, i will keep my fingers crossed.

smart reply
you only can decide for yourself; it is easy to sit and judge if you are not the one involved, i can say for myself that if my girl friend tells me that, we MIGHT survive the relationship, but it is still a death blow to any relationship to learn that your partner cheated on you, confession or not, the trust is gone and once doubt comes into a relationship, it takes the grace of God, , how are you so sure she wont do it again? how are you so sure that her confession is borne out of the fact that the abortion might cause complications in the future and she is trying to avert any possible repercussions. ol boy really as afr as any decision is to be taken you are OYO. ON Your Own.

maybe you are right but i wont be too hasty to make any conclusions based on one side of the story. men and women think differently and miscommunication and ASS U mption has done its fair share of damage to relationships and make an assof u. from your first mail, i could deduce you were not altogeather ready to let go competely, but that aside whilst still accepting that everybody is not perfect i would want to say that you might on deep refelections discover that you have your own share of blame in this failed relationship.(from experience)
well i would recommend this book for you, "men are from mars women from venus" to read bfore you embark on another relationship.
goodluck!! but its more of HARDWORK. that sustains a relationship

stanley816:

I don't know why I have phobia for Police guys both for their men and women; but my friends used to tell me that they (POLICE) are very nice people to be with but I prefer to comfirm for myself. I have once come across a Police lady who tried to be nice to me but I decided to look the other way. Today, I have made up my mind to search for a Police lady for a very serious relationship. I am 1.77m tall fair in complexion, good sense of humour and a graduate of Business . phone number 08035415557

what you really are in need of is a police dog, the kind that are used to lead the blind so that you can find yourway to the right board, its not that you have a phobia for the police, the truth is that you are just a very confused human being, imagine and he claims to be a gradaute for that matter,


_{go back to school and learn to read}

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between 26 - 35 , flluent in English because some are really poor , i wont describe myself but i am a sure take home to mama and a wow when u see me
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that why you are looking for a guy online?

having read camera layes än african child"wole soyinka "AKE" and others i must say thanks for letting us know the real ending to the story. i have always wondered whatever happened to him and marie, his childhood rival fanta and now i kknow. it is more poignent the way the story ends. one thing i am sure of he would never had any regrets concerning his life.

[email protected].
will be waiting

so what is your asking price?

looks like one of these text messages that have been bandied about for a while.

too corny for me though.

@ cuteass


the relationship expert has spoken!!!

kateflow:

i will ask him if he is man enough

he will tell you bring it on.

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_{the easiest language for a woman is money}

who wants to know?

so puh-lease

ask us who are married, right?? and where is the advice you had to give?? none.

then you're not serious
@ cute ass
viera said it all

well that i've never been an armed-robber doesn't mean i don't know what to say if i run into one

and i don't see the correlation between being an armed robber and experiencing armed robbery. but i will let you know, as someone who has experienced , on more than one occasion, no two experience is the same and there is no hard and fast rule on how to behave, same goes for marriage situation or any emotional situation.
fine you learn from other peoples experience but then you don't have sole right on knowledge and mind you there is a difference in gathering up other peoples experience and applying it wisely and my point is that you can never know the full detail of such situation unless you are the ones involved so you might think you are saying the right thing but it might actually be the converse.
fine you are smart and you can apply common sense but some of the advice i have read is senseless like those justifying why a wife would flirt with another guy because her hubby doesn't give her attention, tell me if there is an iota of sense in that, talk of common sense(afterall, they both made a vow for better or worse).

anyway, enough said.

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_{i never said your contribution was sensless but if you felt it was well}

@ cuteass
since you can state categorically that i am married, i guess you were the one that married me
and i like your handle i am sure you have one too (cuteass)

too many 'single' marriage cousellors in the house , just wondering where their advice is coming from,
experience

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_{everybody is an expert}

i am attracted to your smile, it warms my cold heart and brings it to life please dont deny my heart of this warmth

sorry but i must ask, is it the same person complainin about her boyfrend was having lovetexts on his phone?

here is one:
"you are like a log across my path, anytime i come across you, i trip"

:-x :-x :-x

joyblinks:

(its the same linkteddy)

Manntee.

u asked of my age. well i must say am 19.
at that age i feel you are young to really know ur mind which you prove by asking for advice that touch your very essence from a board full of strangers.

as for the boyfriend stuff
if a relationship is not boyfriend/girlfriend 1st level or fiance/fiancee 2nd level, then i think it will be husband/wife fianl level. its step by step and also goes according to the age. for my age, i will say am keeping a boyfriend but that (the word boyfriend/girlfriend) dosent mean its nothing serious, its the same love they all feel for their partners.
you obviously dont know how you feel for each other or you wouldnt be asking us if we feel he loves you. you should be in the best position to determine that since you are the one in the relationship.

as for the three line stuff.
do u want me to write a full page before u believe what i am trying to tell?
even if i belive what you say is the truth, it would only be fair to take decisions based on as much information as possible, thats all.



my advise, search your heart very well, you are young, you have your whole life ahead of you and obviously an intelligent and smart woman. dont for any reason underate yourself or lose your identity all in an effort to try fit in. a true guy that loves you will loveyou for who you are, not try to change you or subdue you, yiu are who you are and any guy that approaches you sees that before he comes calling so dont give up your identity trying to be what a guy wants. belive me when i tell you, most guys want an independent woman. who is emotionally stable. by this i mean while he is away , she can stand on her own and still have a life, but to feather they complement each other. that is what i belive love is about. even this does not fully describe it but ny dear at the very least make it you minimum dont ever settle for less.
what you make of this is up to you.
lastly never let anybody make up you mind for you.
you will be the one to live with the results.

anyway sha.
thanks for the reply

you are welcome.

sorry it was after i posted this i knew i didnt . i used someone's id (Linkteddy)

@ladyT

my point is unless you are in the bedroom when its hapening you cannot say they are making love. all your reactions are based on her satements what she claims she saw. ui have seen situations that have taught me never to make decisions especuially on matters of the heart based on one person report, beside you were not there when they started out or what they agreed on even if they really have a relationship, i know of guys that will claim they are in a relationship with a lady only for the lady to deny and the fact is attimes we assume a lot more than what is happening and our sense of imagination tend s to belive the worst.
it may be so in this case it may not my point is it seems unreasonable to take decisions based on just her three lines, any relationship that can be described in three lines to me is not a relationship, its a figment of someones imagination but then that is my opinion same way some pple are of the opinion that the best thing for her to do is to endthe relatinship.

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_{if there ever was one.}

i find it amazing how people can advice on life making or braking decision based on three lines of text from a biased party. elders say there are two sides to every story and i am sure that a guy the withstood all the challenges you probably threw at him to ask and maintain a relatioship with you will not engage in what you highligted cos it takes time and energy and money (especially these days of GSM )to start and maintain a relationship, a serious one at that . so i would ask you,first how old are you and are you engaged in a serious and productive relationship or you are just doing boyfriend and girlfriend first before i make further comments.

mide2:

To face it, i am a lil bit pissed with guys (described on this thread to my understanding as atutupoyoyo) walking up to you especially in a sort of crowded place and asking for your data. But what pisses me most is not taking no for an answer. I feel like doing the worst thing on earth to them. I mean all signals and word of mouth says NO and yet this atu bobo no go gree.( Even a nice bobo should know No is No) I can't stand them o.

stababy:

girl,you're feelin me,u know what i mean,off all the replies i've gotten for this topic you're the one that feels me the most. c'mon help me tell them.[i][/i]

my prayer for you both is that may atutupoyoyo and the likes(guys)never approach you ever again.if ever they see you, the will walk on past.and you will have a trouble free life without any guy troubling you for your data.

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_{can i hear an amen?}

how about i show you around lagos when you get in. , just holla me

first and formost make sure you mount dont uzz ofensive odour then just flirt with the guy and give him the kiss. if he is interested he will take it up from there. my chick first gave me a kiss on the cheeks and i taught her the real thing, my guess is if he is interested if youive him a peck and he wants to kiss you, he will reciprocate with a full ionate frech kiss witrh tounge and all.

it might not work cos most telecoms companies deal with phone manufacturers especially CDMA, and they locjk the phones to a particular sim thus you use another sim with the phone it does not work, i guess the converse is true so that they can sell their customised phones as well.