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Lagusta(m): 6:42am On Feb 16, 2017
charlescarlos:


Niger state is a "North Central" state. As such Niger state is a Northern state.There is nothing like middle belt in the 6 Geopolitical zones in Nigeria.

So you have also been brainwashed by those that carved geo-political zones for their own selfish interest.... Looooolz

Forget geo political zone, check the map, where is Niger state located, north, south, east or west.....

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Lagusta(m): 12:21am On Feb 16, 2017
Fabulosdave01:
NAwa o. North and wahala are like

Minna, capital of niger state, is in the middle belt, and not in the core north... Their language is Nupe....

Don't label all states as northern states

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Lagusta(m): 12:17am On Feb 16, 2017
Na wa oooo, all these university clinics Sef...

When I was in unilorin na only one old nurse dey dere, doctor comes from 10am to 2pm and sometimes he no dey show face, so I prefer buying drugs....

There has to be a total overhaul of all tertiary institution clinics.....

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Lagusta(m): 8:30pm On Feb 15, 2017
kilode100:



Whatsapp that number biko. Na land i dey sell here before people think say i dey pussay. cheesy grin cheesy

Please it's on my signature, thanks......
Lagusta(m): 7:06pm On Feb 15, 2017
Idiot

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Lagusta(m): 7:04pm On Feb 15, 2017
It's actually the Nigerian apple.....

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Lagusta(m): 7:01pm On Feb 15, 2017
kilode100:




Yes Sir!

How's it going Babe?

Fine but u refused to ping or WhatsApp me, I'm in Lagos now and I seriously want us to see....
Lagusta(m): 6:56pm On Feb 15, 2017
eph12:

Which bombings? Has there been any for the past two months? Or you're talking about boko people?

I mean Nigeria Delta bombing the pipelines which led to a surge in the petrol prices....

Anyway bovas near ojodu Berger sells at 143.....
Lagusta(m): 6:54pm On Feb 15, 2017
Where is iboko Akute, is it at the same Akute in Ogun state near alagbole.?
Lagusta(m): 6:26pm On Feb 15, 2017
Nbote:
So in otherwords, d 145 wasn't viable on the long run.. And competition was supposed to bring down the prices as claimed by d same govt dat questioned y petrol sold as high as it did considering the price of crude.. Issorait, we're stuck with dem and can only hope things get beta. I expect some morons to start the blame game as usual and chip in corruption somewhere in the mix

What of the Niger Delta bombings Doesn't that play a role too

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Lagusta(m): 6:22pm On Feb 15, 2017
Seun:
Why can't a man celebrate Valentine's day with his wives? I don't think celebrating love with your wives is forbidden by any scripture.

Sir, I believe what they are trying to say is, selecting one single day to wear red like a Shango worshipper, exchange gifts and have a sex spree, while other days are as boring as a low budget Nollywood movie, is Haram..... Even for married couples....

However, I wish you can regulate how people post matters of the religion on the forum, so that not any "Tom Dick or Harry" would just claim to know all and be embarrassing others, the way two posters picked on the post by origin, that's bad.... Everyone is entitled to their opinion and not everyone wants to be brainwashed......

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Lagusta(m): 2:11pm On Feb 15, 2017
greenhulk:


Did u just say beats by Dre for 7,500?

i'm talking about the small earpiece, not the big headphones or the speakers
Lagusta(m): 12:50pm On Feb 15, 2017
somehowpenis:
beat by dre was never 7500, except maybe it's a clone / non original

i actually didnt know the price, but i"m actually talking about the small beats by dre ear pieces, not the headphones or the pill speakers.....
Lagusta(m): 12:35pm On Feb 15, 2017
somehowpenis:
dont blame apple, blame your exchange rate seriously. The device is $159 and shouldn't be more than 50 thousand of your naira if not for your government

even during the days of jonathan, 50k was alot of money....

i'll prefer buying beats by dre for 7500 in those days than to buy this for 50k, the hype is much joor
Lagusta(m): 11:31am On Feb 15, 2017
Alero3Arubi:


I am her diary.
She tells me everything.
She won't even talk to me now.
That's why everyone is worried.
Me I am afraid ooo.
That babe na my padi of life.
I will kill her if she commits suicide.

Dont worry, she will still open up to you, just keep on monitoring her.....

If things get out of hand you have top involve a psychologist, or even a psychiatrist

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Lagusta(m): 10:02am On Feb 15, 2017
Alero3Arubi:
Please I need advice.

My Cousin has been acting weird lately.
It's is weird to us because that isn't the person we all know for the past 27yrs now.

Where she is usually smart and witty, she is now moody and naggy.

Where she is vibrant and so talkative that sometimes we want to shut her up she just stares and mops.

Where she was once so full of life and always social freaking, she now prefers her herself and refuses to socialize.

She is always lost in thought.
Staring into space.
Easily slighted.
Almost always frowning.
Nags at every and anything.
Seldom hangs out with me who is her mind box, and archive of crazy stories.
She seems to have lost interest in everything and anything.
I have tried my best to find out what's wrong but she won't tell me.

I have gone on google but I just keep seeing depression.
Abeg in Nigeria do we suffer depression?
I mean we have too many wahala to have time for depression nau.

Lagusta

depression, to me, is the most silent of all diseases, more silent than hypertension and HIV AIDS....

A man may be depressed and you wont know it, until you see them the next day dangling with a rope around their neck....

Call your cousin, talk to her, ask what is realy going on.... sorry to say this but this is the time to be monitoring her, if possible read her diary....

something is definitely wrong somewhere....

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Lagusta(m): 9:32am On Feb 15, 2017
Anyway there are far worse jobs in nigeria, one of them being a bus conductor... That job to me is the most dangerous job in the world.....

As in, a man would hang at the edge of a bus 18hrs in a day, 7days a week, with incoming traffic ready to crush him in a second, not to talk of the risk of falling at a very high speed....

Explorers what do you think??

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Lagusta(m): 9:27am On Feb 15, 2017
Explorers:
Bull's sperm collector.

for what
Lagusta(m): 9:26am On Feb 15, 2017
Explorers:
An Indian sewer worker, who is wearing no protective clothing despite being waist deep in the tunnel.





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4222958/The-worst-jobs-world-revealed.html

this gave me the shivers..... shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Lagusta(m): 1:05pm On Feb 14, 2017
hope its not like these 112 goons are always praying for accident, because they are so active ehhnnn
Lagusta(m): 11:05am On Feb 14, 2017
BEASTS of no nation!!!

This one egbekegbe.... this one na ko s'orogun (no rival)
Lagusta(m): 10:41am On Feb 14, 2017
well the network has improved slightly at my office.....

maybe when i get home i'll confirm...
Lagusta(m): 9:25am On Feb 14, 2017
phensbassey:
so you saying after all these time, no single wind of grief?

well, maybe because i lost my mom (who was closer to me ) 2yrs prior.....
Lagusta(m): 8:25am On Feb 14, 2017
phensbassey:
how do you stand unshaken with all those scene? I get really down, when I ...

my father dying in front of me removed the "boy" in me, and made me a man!!!
Lagusta(m): 9:31pm On Feb 13, 2017
Onechancearmy:



The Quran is perfect?!?

-Quran 51:49 : “And of every thing We have created pairs : That ye may receive instruction.”

Correction : Not all animals have pair, such as aphid, hydras, budding, Binary Fission, etc.

-Quran 86:6–7 : “He was created from a fluid, ejected, emerging from between thebackbone and the ribs.”

Correction : Semen comes from the reproductive system and NOT the skeletal system. This is a very inaccurate statement coming from the Qur’an. Only idiot could believe such stupidity.

-Bukhari 4:483, 486 : “I used to sit with Ibn 'Abbas in Mecca. Once I had a fever and he said (to me), "Cool your fever with Zam-zam water, for Allah's Apostle said: 'It, (the Fever) is from the heat of the (Hell) Fire; so, cool it with water (or Zam-zam water)."

Correction : The most common cause of fevers is viral infections like influenza, as seen in a cold or sore throat. Most other fevers (in temperate climates) are from bacteria, which affect the respiratory system, bowels, urinary tract and intestines. Fevers in tropical climates are caused by protozoa (parasites larger than bacteria).

-Qur’an 13:3; 15:19; 18:7; 18:47; 19:6; 21:30; 35:40; 41:10; 43:10; 50:7; 51:48; 55:10; 78:6; 79:30; 88:20 : These verses tend to describe earth as wide and spread out as if it’s flat.

Correction : Earth is obviously spherical.

- Qur’an 36:38 : “And the sun runs into a resting place.”

Quran 18:90 : "Until, when he came to the rising of the sun, he found it rising on a people for whom we had provided no covering protection against the sun"

Quran 18: 83–98 : "Until, when, he reached the setting of the sun, he found it to set in a spring of murky water"

Correction : There is not resting place for the sun (Quran 36:38). It is impossible because the size of the sun is much bigger than earth itself (Quran 18:90). The earth is round and the sun does not set in a spring of murky water (Quran 18:93–98).

-Quran 41:12 : "Then He ordained them seven heavens in two Days and inspired in each heaven its mandate; and We decked the nether heaven with lamps, and rendered it inviolable. That is the measuring of the Mighty, the Knower,"

Quran 67 : 3–5 : "Who hath created seven heavens in harmony [commonly translated as "in layers"]. Thou (Muhammad) canst see no fault in the Beneficent One's creation; then look again: Canst thou see any rifts ? Then look again and yet again, thy sight will return unto thee weakened and made dim. And verily We have beautified the world's heaven [the heaven closest to the Earth] with lamps [also known as "stars"], and We have made them missiles for the devils, and for them We have prepared the doom of flame,"

Quran 71 : 15–16 : "See ye not how Allah hath created seven heavens in harmony, And hath made the moon a lig ht therein, and made the sun a lamp ?"
Correction : Since the lowest heaven contains the stars, this is a problem. The moon is, at minimum, the same distance from earth as the stars are; at worst, the moon is farther from Earth than the stars.

-Quran 2 : 6-7 mentions that "As for the Disbelievers, Whether thou warn them or thou warn them not it is all one for them; they believe not. Allah hath sealed their hearing and their hearts, and on their eyes there is a covering ," ,

yet Quran 9 : 115 says "It was never Allah's (part) that He should send a folk astray after He had guided them until He had made clear unto them what they should avoid. Lo! Allah is Aware of all things," . Both of these verses are contradicting with each other.

-Quran 4:110 says "Yet whoso do evil or wrongeth his own soul, then seeketh pardon of Allah, will find Allah Forgiving , Merciful." , but Quran 4 : 168 says "Those who disbelieve and deal in wrong, Allah will never forgive them." . Both of these verses are contradicting with each other.



-Quran 2 : 253 says “Of those messengers, some of whom We have caused to excel others, and of whom there are some unto whom Allah spake, while some of them He exalted (above others) in deg ree,", but Quran 2 : 285 says "We make no distinction between any of His messengers,". Both are contradicting with each other.

-Quran 79 : 27–30 says "Are ye the harder to create, or is the heaven that He built ? Which was created first . He raised the height thereof and ordered it; And He made dark the night thereof, and He brought forth the morn thereof. And after that He spread the earth," , but Quran 2 : 29 says "He it is Who created for you all that is in the earth. Then turned He to the heaven, and fashioned it as seven heavens. And He is knower of all things,". So which was created first : heaven or earth ? Both verses have contradicting answers.

Maybe Muslim brains are wired differently from normal brains.



Actually, I shouldn't reply you because we have finally derailed the thread.....

But I just have to, to educate other nairalanders....

Now concerning the verse that says ALLAH created everything in pairs, you have answered your question, because budding and binary fission gives off pairs.....

Now, I am a doctor, and we were taught that all sex hormones precursors are produced from the adrenal gland, found on the kidneys, and yep, related to the ribs and backbone, other doctors can disprove me please....

Look man, there are a million causes of fever, not only bacteria, that's an assignment for you....

If you put an ant on a big ball, and you tip it over so that the ant would face up side down, will it fall?? NO!! WHY?? Because that's its own perspective.... The same way we see the world as flat....

Do you know the sun has its own orbit, where it revolves and rotates on its own axis?? Do you know the speed of the sun is not constant?? It must surely have its resting place man, you're a scientist!!! And the "spring of murky water" is a parable for a mirage, even a pupil knows that.....

Look at this man talking, NASA still hasn't found the edge of the universe you're talking about nearby stars, please abeg...

We will talk about your "contradicting" verses later, I wan chop, give me a mention later
Lagusta(m): 6:44pm On Feb 13, 2017
Onechancearmy:


But Solomon never claimed to be the "prophet" of "god!" neither did he ever claim to be perfect He was just a mere mortal. He never claimed to be an example for mankind. It was your prophet who made those claims for himself!

But why are you using an example from the Torah and the Bible to justify the Koran? I thought the Torah and Bible are corrupted?

Pheeeewww....

Argument argument is what atheists love....

Anyway Muhammad SAW never claimed to be perfect or an example of mankind... It was God that proclaimed that for him.....

The Quran is not corrupted, 1439 yrs of intact text without adulteration is enough proof for that.....

Please let me rest abeg.... I'm not even religious like that, just like researching on facts and figures with concrete evidence.....

Go do yours
Lagusta(m): 6:40pm On Feb 13, 2017
Na for naija them go organize "whale carnival night" with slogans like "buy one whale fin get two free"

Nigeria oh Nigeria......

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Lagusta(m): 6:30pm On Feb 13, 2017
Onechancearmy:


Like I have said, the hadith on Muhammad's private life cannot be regarded as untrue simply because they are embarrassing to some Muslims with modern sensitivities.

Many of these hadith are preached in mosques and the imams who preach the hadiths are quite proud to do so.

For example, I heard this hadith on the "prophet's" sexual powers from a popular preacher Sheikh Mahmoud al-Misri:


Narrated Qatada:
Anas bin Malik said, "The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number." I asked Anas, "Had the Prophet the strength for it?" Anas replied, "We used to say that the Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)." And Sa'id said on the authority of Qatada that Anas had told him about nine wives only (not eleven). (Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 5, Number 268)

Narrated Anas bin Malik:
The Prophet used to visit all his wives in one night and he had nine wives at that time. (Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 5, Number 282; see also parallel hadiths in Vol. 7, Book 62, Numbers 6 and 142)

Apparently the "prophet" was a sexual superman if he could "bash" eleven women without feeling tired!

Guy, please stop embarrassing yourself....

I told you to do research you're still lifting Hadith....

And yes, those Hadith are very authentic, the way Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines.....

So who is the Superman now??

Please don't mention me again, do the research because I can't do it for you.....
Lagusta(m): 5:54pm On Feb 13, 2017
Meanwhile, in Nigeria, there is a particular village in a particular local government in a particular state in the country where they are having fresh roast DOLPHINS for dinner.....

Yum yum.... cry cry embarassed

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Lagusta(m): 5:50pm On Feb 13, 2017
Onechancearmy:


I see. So it is only the embarrassing hadith that are inauthentic.

When you do your research, you'll find out that there are some Hadith so sweet, you'll wonder why they were declared weak or fabricated.....

Cheers
Lagusta(m): 5:43pm On Feb 13, 2017
gypsey:
if humans have caused more harm in the world why have you chose to still live amongst human instead of Dolphins? grin or better still move in with Animals and dolphins i am sure they will accept you.

Baba me get brain, insight and judgement....

I don't know of the other "hunger stricken to point of death" humans you're taking about.... grin

Chaaaiii, I don laaff today cheesy

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